Chill stood up, and dusted himself off.
He had spent fifteen minutes trapped in a gooey, sticky soda pop mess, and he was completely trapped.
But he was free, now, and now he rushed out of the theater, and into the streets. Which happened to be packed with people at the moment.
Chill pushed past several people without saying excuse me (Thinking that villains were impervious to manners), and started for an open area where he could think about his situation.
Impervious to manners. Give me a break.
Chill stepped out into the open, and rubbed his head in thought.
"Let me think here," he said to himself. "If I were a maniac kid where would I hide?"
He looked around.
His eyes fell on the University, which was a few blocks away, but in perfect view.
He rubbed his chin.
"Hmmm," He said.
Then he waved his hand.
"Nah, he's not in there. That's illogical"
Chill turned to leave.
Then he stopped, and whirled around.
"Illogical is my middle name! UNIVERSITY! HERE COMES CHILL!"
Ho boy.
Chill rushed across the street, and zoomed towards the University.
Calvin, Hobbes, Andy and Sherman entered the University.
It was pretty much not much different than an ordinary University.
There were people working at the desks, there were skeletons of small dinosaurs in the Visitor's Center, there was some tour going on, and so on.
Calvin looked around.
"This is the most boring place I've ever seen." he stated. "I'll bet it even comes with a library."
"Yes it does." Sherman said, grumpily.
"Doesn't surprise me."
Hobbes rolled his eyes.
"Come on, we need to hide. Chill should be here any minute."
"We can go see my Dad. He's on the top floor." Andy said.
Calvin, Hobbes, Andy and Sherman rushed off.
Just as they entered the elevator, Chill burst inside.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" He screamed. "CHILL HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!"
Everyone looked up.
Chill, still holding that weird grin of his, cut his eyes from side to side.
"I'm on a search and destroy mission." He said. "Can any of you help me find Mr Calvin and his associates?"
Everyone stared at him.
"You just can't find good help, these days." Chill sighed.
And with that, he rushed towards the elevator, passing the shocked crowd.
He stopped at the elevator door, turned around, and screamed an terrible insult to everyone in the room.
"YOUR MOTHERS WERE ALL UGLY TOADS! SO THERE!"
And with that, he closed the door to the elevator.
There was a long moment of silence.
"Back to work!" Someone called.
And everyone disregarded the lunatic that had just past through.
Moron.
Chill waited patiently as the elevator traveled upward.
He yawned.
Then the elevator door opened.
Chill grinned, and rushed out.
"Yoo hoo!" He screamed. "Cal-VIN! Come out, come out, wherever thou are!"
Suddenly a man with a uniform walked up.
"Sir, do you have a permission pass?" He demanded.
Chill held up a fist.
"Got plenty permission!" He yelled, pointing at it.
He shoved past the guard.
"Out of my way, punk!"
The guard stood there, shocked for a second, then he pulled his nightstick out.
"FREEZE!" He yelled.
Chill spun around.
"FEAR MY FISTS OF FURY!" He screamed, rushing forward, flailing his arms in all directions.
Chill and the guard collided, and seconds later, the beat up guard rushed out of the dust cloud, and towards the Emergency Button.
He punched it, and all at once, a siren went off.
Chill looked around.
"Oops." He said.
And with that, he screamed, started running in circles, and knocked things off the desks.
Andy, Sherman, Calvin, and Hobbes looked up.
"There's an intruder in the lab!" Andy said.
"I'll bet I know who it is, too." Calvin said.
"Yeah, perhaps we should hide." Hobbes offered.
But before they could, there was an explosion of glass, and Chill went tumbling into the room through the window.
He rolled across the floor, past Calvin, Hobbes, Andy, and Sherman, who watched his process, then crashed into the wall.
He stood up and brushed himself off.
Then he noticed the looney stares that the three heros... and Sherman were giving him.
"There weren't any guards after me, but I thought going through the window would be more dramatic." He explained.
Still a moron.
Chill finished brushing the glass of him, then made a dive for the three heros.
And Sherman.
"AAAH! RUN!" Calvin screamed.
ZOOM!
Hobbes vanished.
And Calvin, Andy and Sherman thought that was a good idea, so they... uh...
ZOOM!
...vanished too.
Chill crashed into the ground, leaped up, and rushed forward.
After Calvin.
Calvin continued screaming, as Chill rushed after him.
"STOP, PUNK!" Chill screamed.
"He says that like he actually expects me to do it."
"I don't." Chill called back. "I just yelled it to add to the drama."
Calvin screeched to a stop, and whirled around.
Chill, completely not expecting this, flipped over, and crashed into the floor.
Calvin began laughing insanely at Chill's misfortune, then turned around, and rushed away.
Chill grumbled to himself, stood up, and continued the chase, only Calvin had now gained some ground on him.
Calvin rushed into an empty room, slammed the door, and rushed over to the next door.
He tried the knob.
It wouldn't open.
Calvin jerked the knob left and right.
The door was locked.
Uh oh.
A smash sounded outside, signaling that Chill had just crashed into the door.
Calvin looked around, frantically, for something to save himself.
Chill stood up, rubbed his head, and ripped the door open.
The room was empty.
Chill rushed over to the door, and yanked on the knob.
It was still locked.
"DANG IT!" he yelled. "No matter! I'll just go tear the lab up more until I find him!"
And with that, Chill rushed out of the room.
Calvin climbed down off the ceiling, and sighed.
He opened the door.
Chill was standing on the other side, grinning.
"AH HA!" he screamed. "GOTCHYA!"
He grabbed Calvin by his arms.
"Did you really think I was that stupid!" He laughed.
"Yes." Calvin replied.
Chill stopped laughing.
"Not funny. Now come! I have VENGEANCE to fufill!"
At that very moment, there was a clang, and Chill dropped Calvin.
Calvin looked up.
A paint can, was on top of Chill's head, and green paint was dripping on his shirt.
Calvin looked around.
Hobbes was on the rafters, holding another can of paint.
"HOBBES!" He yelled.
Hobbes leaped off the rafters, and landed next to Calvin.
"OK, that's my good deed of the month." He said. "Shall we depart before Chilly over there gets his head out of the can?"
"Let's."
Calvin and Hobbes rushed out of the room.
Chill tugged and pulled at the can, until it finally popped off,
He was now covered with green paint.
Now he looked like an I-don't-know-what.
Like some kind of deranged green goo monster.
In combat boots.
Sure.
Chill spit paint out of his mouth, rubbed it out of his eyes, and rushed after Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes rushed into the Main Lab.
Where they just happened to find Andy and Sherman.
"Where's that short haired creep!" Sherman yelled.
"He's taking painting lessons." Hobbes said. "Hurry! Hide!"
There was a scuffle, and Calvin, Hobbes, Andy, and Sherman both dove behind a bunch of desks.
There were a lot of desks.
And beakers.
Chill burst into the room.
He had gotten most of the paint off him, and he was now angrier than ever.
He cut his eyes from side to side.
"I have a sneaking suspicion that I am not alone in this room." He said, darkly.
Then, he grinned.
"Heh, this is just like that scene in Jurassic Park! Except I'm not a velociraptor, and there's two kids a tiger and a rat in here instead of just two kids."
Sherman was about top scream a correction, when Andy, luckily, shut him up before it was too late.
Chill began to stalk into the lab.
But first, he turned the light off, to add to the drama.
Then he tripped over a trash can, and one of the desks, because it was so dark.
He's still a moron.
"Oh Calvin!" he called. "I know your in here! Give yourself up! Or don't give yourself up! It'll make things more interesting."
And with that, he burst out into a lunatic laugh.
Calvin and Hobbes exchanged terrified glances.
They were in BIG trouble.