I was inspired by a review to write a really quick short one-shot on a very specific review I got. Sorry if you got excited thinking this was a bigger, more official update. I've got a couple more in the works. Whichever one I finish first will be up next.

This one's for you ksksks!

Title: Porn

Word Count: 509

Genre: Humor

Summary: Just sayin.

Rating: T for language

Talon yawned and slumped forward as he stared at his dash on tumblr. The evil genius ran a photography blog because he needed some kind of creative outlet in his fucked up life. Most of the pictures he posted were either of himself or his inventions and, not that he wanted to brag (which is a total lie, the teen loves rubbing his accomplishments in everyone else's faces) but he's pretty famous. Even his worst selfies still get thousands of notes which keeps him thankful for his good genetics. He and his uncle were at one of their tropical bases for the week when the boy genius decided to indulge himself with an impromptu photo shoot.

The Hispanic teen got some nice shots of the flora on the island, the ocean, and, naturally, himself. While he was shirtless in them, he made sure that none of his bigger scars were visible and the smaller ones covering his body were easily photoshopped out.

Clicking the new post button up in the corner, the teen began to upload his favorites from the shoot. He added a snarky pun to accompany the pics and then released his art to the world-wide web. A loud bang startled the boy out of his relaxed mood.

"Talon! MADcat is tearing up the furniture!"

"I told you to just make the furniture indestructible!" Talon yelled back.

"But she likes being able to ruin it!" The old man whined.

"Maybe, but we don't!" The teen genius spat as he left the room.

Some time later, the Hispanic boy returned to the computer with bandaids applied over the fresh claw marks running up and down his arms. Grumbling, Talon nonchalantly checked the progress of his post. Roughly two thousand notes had built up in the last hour and if was still going strong. After every post, the boy genius would get an influx of messages from anons. He liked to respond to anons, it made him more personable. He considered it practice for his councils with the people once he was Emperor of Earth. Most of them were the standard declarations of love, inquiries about his sexuality, and compliments galore. Of course there was also spam and hate. What really caught his eye was one message. It was an anon asking- or rather demanding to know- why he hadn't just pulled down his pants and stopped teasing the audience already. Half of his "shit" was already softcore porn as far as the anon was concerned and people looked at his pics with the intent of jerking off anyway. Talon stared dumbfounded at the screen before he began to laugh.

Typing up a quick response, the teen chuckled loosely. Posted to his dash, for all his followers to see, the genius' reply was nothing short of a master piece: succinct, eloquent,and right to the point. Without a doubt it was going to be some random high schooler's senior quote.

"If you want porn, go to a porn site. Ya dingus."

I pass these words on to you, ksksks.