FirstS
by
Sha Yurigami
It was pointless…
It really was pointless…
She lost again today.
Both her and the blond laid on the carpeted floor in her room.
Both were somewhat exhausted – scratch that!
The blond was smiling like an idiot!
She couldn't believe it…she covered her face in shame and embarrassment.
How could she do that?
It all started this morning.
The sun wasn't even up but that didn't stop the pelican swarm in the slightest.
She looked up from the rooftop and followed the birds with her eyes. They carried strange looking boxes with them as they flew above the button eyed version of her.
Something was off though.
As her black button eyes looked up into the shining sky, a ball was falling down.
It was fast, had blond hair, an evil smirk and gentle burgundy eyes.
It landed right on top of her…
It was suffocating.
Dark…again?
She couldn't breath.
But something smelled nice and tickled her nostrils with it's sweet fragrance. She lifted her hands to feel the objects laying atop her.
Soft and yet firm.
She squeezed a little more, earning a melodious humming. She sunk deeper into the valley of whatever was hindering her regular breathing. The feeling of safety and love wouldn't leave her…
Until she heard:
''What a way to wake up…''
Her mind blanked and she began to quiver ''You know'' 'Oh gosh!' ''thought you could've just woken me up a kiss.''
She immediately jumped up against the wall and spread her arms searching for something to hold on. String occurred right before her, where a smiling blond shifted into a sitting position. That look on her face was as goofy as well as perverted – how that combination can even exist is beyond her – but it scared her one heck of a hell out of her.
''Na~no-ha! You little perv!''
A tiny little bird just died in her heart.
The first of seven that day.
''So~'' the blond devil approached her further, face only inches from her burning red face ''Do you want to continue?'' the steam of embarrassment lifted and anger steam escaped out of her head.
Before the blond could even joke away she got a powered up chop on the head.
When they ate breakfast, thought she got a bump on her head, the overly radiant smile grazing Fate's lips made some of the Takamachi's cringe.
Nanoha blushed the whole time.
''Ara~'' Nanoha's blush intensified.
''Ara ara~'' she looked up to the radiance standing behind the kitchen counter. That overly happy grin, that sparkling eyes, that perverted giggling.
Her grave was already dug today.
''So finally happened ~~~!'' her mother intensified her brightness tenfold. Shiro's coffee flew over his right as it gushed out of his mouth and nose. Kyouya slammed his head on his beacon. Miyuki chocked and coughed on her milk.
Immediately all of them glared at the giggling blond ''Na~no-ha became so bold this morning.'' she swooned and the eldest Takamachi woman with her.
Shiro pulled out his katana unsheating it. Kyouya pulled out two daggers. Miyuki pulled out shuriken and kunai's from her sleeves.
''No, now…I didn't do anything!'' Nanoha shot her face towards the blond, her eyes begging ''It was Nanoha who'' 'Oh gosh!' ''fondled'' 'I beg you!' ''my'' ''I do anythin you want but don't say it!'' Nanoha slammed the blonds face into her chest, muffling her in the process.
Then she remembered something…
Her eyes widened…
Her face paled…
Sweat erupted everywhere on her body…
She…she…she said her last statement out loud…and worse…
The Takamachi's blinked at each other.
Nanoha now resembled a pale corpse that was chocked to death, the blond still in her bust.
Momoko also blinked…her lips quivered…her breathing hitched…her mind blanked -no, it filled up-…her eyes began to spin like a slot machine…
The letters appearing on her eyes: Yu-Ri
And then it began, it was a dim light at first…slowly growing until her radiance outshined the sun!
On the contrary the rest of the family looked like dried up corpses ''Na-…no…ha…how could…you…? they asked their lives escaping out of their dried up mouths.
Right then another little bird died in her heart.
But it wouldn't stop on that level of embarrassment.
The soon-to-be-wed made their way to school…in silence and embarrassment. The shorter flaxen-brunettes was still blushing like crazy, keeping her distance to the humming blond. They didn't notice that a pair of glasses has noticed them and that droll escaped the owners mouth.
Just as they were close to the school gates, Nanoha notice the glances and stares of several people around her. They all mumbled something to their individual groups of friends.
Forgetting her distress for the moments, her worries and burden returned – no, got worse. Her mood turned gloomy. Until she felt a reassuring touch on her shoulder. She looked to her left and found a warm smile greeting her eyes.
Immediately after seeing and feeling that warmth, she felt safe.
Fate averted her eyes and glared at anyone who dared to look at her fiance inappropriately. Nanoha felt relieved by the concern the blond showed towards her and together they went to their classroom … except suddenly Fate was summoned to the principle.
As Fate was dragged away by a teacher she looked at Nanoha with puppy dog eyes 'Cute' she immediately gave herself a mental slap.
At lunch time the blond returned.
Fate and Nanoha met in the hallway…or…should I say…collide?
Well Nanoha exited the room together with Arisa and Suzuka. A very agitated Fate ran into the direction of the classroom. Just around the respective corner, the flaxen-brunette and the blond collide with each other.
Everything went so fast…
Nanoha had her eyes closed, though she landed on something soft…
Something felt strange…
A good and pleasing kind f strange…
She had to muffle a moan…
Then she opened her eyes…
Everyone was staring at her with their jaws hanging down…
She blushed…
Something was tickling her tights…
She paled…
Her eyes became watery…
Then she heard sniffling and a warm breath flushed against the place…between…her tights.
She became more red the more time passed…
Her eyes wandered downwards…
She saw blond hair from under her skirt…
Beneath her…
Pressed down by her groin…
Was the face of one Fate Testarossa Harlaown.
She immediately jumped up and pressed her skirt down, to avoid panty shots. She flushed and incredible shade of red.
The blond's eyes were hidden.
She slowly got up while everyone around her began to stammer. Then a gloved hand touched her bottom lip, a blush accompanied by a dreamy gaze appeared on her face ''I'' she began to speak blushing even more ''I had Nanoha in my mouth.''
Right then another tiny bird died in her heart.
''Nanoha-chan are you alright?'' a concerned Suzuka asked her friend. Nanoha on the other hand gloomily looked at her unopened bento. Her lifeless eyes let them sweat drop…on the contrary a certain blond haired politician was smiling from ear to ear with a certain degree of radioactivity surrounding her.
Both spouses didn't realize that the popped their chopsticks apart simultaneously and chomped on their food at the same time.
Fate noticed immediately that something was amiss in her bento, yet she didn't really know what, so she took the bottle of water next to her and drank the liquid.
Before she gulped the fluids, her glance went to her fiance's bento then to her fiance…her fae was bright red and steam seemed to escape her open mouth, she sweated and tears began to appear on the brim of her eyes.
Their eyes met…
Nanoha immediately grabbed the blond's face and pressed her lips against hers, trying t suck the liquid out of the blond's mouth and gulped it down her throat.
Ten seconds passed until her head shot back and grabbed the water in Fate's right hand, gulping the whole content in one go. Parting from the object on her lips she sighed…
…then…
Realization kicked in…
She slowly…
…looked around…
Shocked and terrified expressions…
Jaws smashing the concrete…
And two friends who had their eyes nearly gushing out of their sockets.
Then her terrified eyes wandered to the blond on her right…
Both were blushing furiously…
''I wanted to tell you that you might have gotten my special all wasabi filled spicy bento from Momoko-san…and that I got…yours…''
The once so confident politician was reduced to a stammering schoolgirl…well Nanoha was no better ''I-I-I-I-…I am…sorry.'' she apologized just or even more red than the older blond.
Should I mention that another little bird died…well what does it matter.
Later that day during P.E. Fate was excused from the activities. Today was just warming up and a small race, nothing out of the ordinary, except…a little bit apart from the track field the boys began to chat not far from Nanoha.
''Man why must that blondy always torture us like that?''
''What'cha mean?''
''Common don't you want to see those boobs jiggle when she's running?''
The other boys blushed and giggled perverted.
''To bad she's a dyke…kind of wasted on Takamachi, but I would love to fu-…'' Enough was enough, Nanoha snapped spun around and kicked the boy who was speaking so impolitely into the groin. Then she want on with her running. The boy instantly fell onto his knees while his friends looked perplexed at the distancing girl.
She pouted and had furrowed brows ''Nanoha-chan? What was that about?'' Suzuka asked her slightly shocked.
They still ran a good distance until Nanoha answered her ''It's just that theaaaah!'' she tripped on the foot of the boy she kicked earlier…apparently he was on the track team…bad luck…
But she didn't fall completely.
An arm tried to catch her but it only resulted in her spinning head first on the arm while landing in an awkward position on the ground.
The arm she noticed belonged to none other then Fate Testarossa, who now glared at the very perplexed and frightened boy. Then she suddenly turned to Nanoha…blinked…and began to blush …
The position Nanoha landed in, contained her laying with her upper back on the ground with her feet touching the ground above her head and her butt accidentally pointed itself towards the blond… and what's worse, during their stunt Nanoha's sports pants were hanging on the back of her knees showing her ,today , pink undies to the world.
Nanoha's blushed spread across her body nothing could make this situation any worse.
''Um-…that is-…don't…you think…doing it in public is-…kind of embarrassing…'' Fate said, fact to fatality…
Good bye little bird, we will not forget your noble sacrifice!
Right after school, well after the furious Tetarossa hung the boy on the flag pole and threatened the school director and teachers to let any punishment pass…especially the blond as she fetched off the teachers as they wanted them to stop their 'inappropriate activities' which made the politician angry where as she took one teacher as a hostage…and so on, and so on…well after school the couple made a beeline home.
Both blushed furiously from the events before…
It was nerve wrecking.
''Good job defending us…'' Nanoha complemented, to distracted by her own mental conflicts to realize that the blond went once again over the top.
Before they realized it, they were standing before their home,
''Good job not g-…'' the blond tried to reply, but got a cake into the face knocking her out.
Nanoha blinked and shivered…
She knew…
She already knew, that…
That tis is going to be the real punishment!
''Na-no-ha'' a malicious voice full of evil intentions called out for her.
She didn't want to turn…
She really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really…really really didn't want to turn around!
''Look at me Nanoha.''
She cringed and mentally screamed when a cold hand sucked the warmth out of her left shoulder.
She slowly turned her head…hesitant…frightened…
Behind her stood the proud figure of Takamichi Momoko, her demonic aura ever present.
And the rest of the family cowering in a far away corner.
The air around the older woman seemed to burn and her eyes sparkled with whatever could have triggered this reaction.
She held a spatula in her hand and the gibbering mass called Nanoha knew exactly what came next:
''Strip.''
''Hai…?'' she had to make sure she didn't mishear.
''Was that a question?'' the older flaxen-brunette asked her sweetly.
''No!'' the youngest daughter prostrated before her mother while a certain blond was still unconscious.
The blond politician awakened instantly as she heard whimpers. She shot up and ran towards the source of the sound, spotting a few members of her new family laying unconscious on the ground. She immediately grabbed hold of her soon-to-be-brother-in-law.
''Brother what happened?''
He groaned ''Who…allowed you…to call me brother?…Forg't it…Nanoha…''
She pried for more information ''What about Nanoha?''
''…save… from…demon…'' and he lost conscious once more.
Fate paled, then she heard a devilish giggling coming from the kitchen. A demonic presence that even made her shiver. But she had to fight the malice away…for Nanoha…
She looked around the corner to the kitchen and instantly flushed beet red.
''So my dear Nanoha, I hope you now know how a wedding cake feels?'' Momoko said overly sweetly to her daughter as she put the rest of the icing away.
''Ye-eehs…I'm sorry~~~…please forgive meeeeh~!''
Fate's jaw, for the first time in her life, dropped down with blood dripping from her nose.
There she stood, her fiance, in all her beauty…covered completely in white icing…decorated with into rosebuds formed white and pink marzipan…looking like a …bride?
Surely the blond drooled over the cleavage and the slide on the left side of the dress like construction, showing her long and slender legs…her wrists were above her head chained to the ceiling.
''Ah! 'Fate-san'.'' crap the demon noticed her, she slowly spun her head towards the older woman ''Momoko-sama…?''
''Ara ara, I just thought of letting the Koi fishes in the pond eat the sugar off of her, but now that you are here…'' The flaxen-brunette woman smiled devilish ''Please continue where you left off this morning XD and eat to your hearts content!''
Fate gulped. She didn't -no- could never dare to believe that her beloved Nanoha's mother would be so…so…perverted.
Then her gaze wandered to Nanoha's pleading eyes.
''Common I know that you already did it twice with all that screaming and cursing! Hurry up!''
With a shot gun and bullets covered in white icing, Takamachi Momoko just killed a little bird inside her daughters heart.
''Just what does my family think of me anyway?'' Nanoha thought aloud. She was inside the bathroom and scrubbed away the white confection off of her skin.
''But I have to thank Fate-chan somehow'' the blond saved them from farther humilation, explaining to her mother that they hadn't done it 'yet' and that today many unfortunate situations happened.
At that her mother flushed beet red stammering apologize to her and Fate over and over again.
In the end Fate carried her towards the bathroom.
''I wonder why she didn't come in then.'' it indeed felt strange, that the normally perverted politician didn't take the chance to see her object of affection naked.
When Nanoha exited the bathroom, with her nighties on, she went over to her room. On her bed sat Fate, still clothed in her trademark black claok that covered most of her skin. Nanoha frowned ''Why didn't you bath with me?'' she asked the blond who then noticed her standing close.
She smiled ''I don't like my body…'' Nanoha blinked at that ''…and I was already allowed to see you decorated as a bride'' the flaxen-brunette pouted which the blond noticed.
''Don't pout like that. You looked beautiful and I wish you could wear something like that on your wedding.'' A vein popped and she threw herself onto the blond.
The flaxen-brunette straddled the blond's waist and was ready to hit her head.
''Na-…!'' the smaller girl showered her with hits until she grabbed both of Nanoha's wrists and sat up pressing her forehead against the shorter girl's.
''I meant a 'real' dress…but now I know just how your mind ticks.''
3…
2…
1… there goes another head-butt, but it somehow failed…
''Nanoha! Fate-chan!I'm really sor-'' Momoko stormed into Nanoha's room, she still felt guilty for her misunderstandings…
Until she saw her daughter and her soon-to-be-son-in-law lips locking on her daughters bed.
The spouses parted, looking at each other wide eyed and perplexed.
They turned their heads toward an embarrassed and stammering Momoko-san ''Sorry to disturb you!'' she screamed slamming the bedroom door behind her.
Nanoha paled.
She fell off her bed and landed on her carpeted floor, while Fate began to laugh stupidly, soon joining her on the floor smiling like an idiot.
Nanoha only muttered, face in her hands from shame and embarrassment ''This is the most embarrassing day of my life…''
''Happy ta be 'ere to 'hare it wit' ya!''
to be continued ...
... ... ...
And here is the extra chapter! As Promised XD
I will update these extra chapters once in a while! The next one will show up after chap 15. together with a list as to which Firsts were already taken and which are to be taken!
I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I hope you R&R with as much vigor as always! 'Cause that will regenerate my healing ability tenfold ( Yeah I got influenza again TT^TT Normally I stay healthy but this year is trying t kill me TT^TT) with each review I get XD
For those who want to know, this story will have some action elements very soon, and I hope that it won't be discordant to you or anything, because I really am giving it my all to write it as epic for you lot as I can!
I wish you fun with reading this story as it is for me writing it XD
Yours dear
Sha Yurigami