Black and White
NearKunn: Can has warning?
Suigetsu: You've been warned.
NearKunn: YAY!
She twitched getting more and more irritated the more he blew smoke in her face. "Hidan, I swear to God, Buddha or whatever fucked up god you worship that if you don't get your cigarette mouth fucking self out of my face I will castrate you, make you eat it and bury you alive in a steel box in the middle of the fucking ocean!"
"Now, now, Miyo. Be nice." Itachi commented with a chuckle.
"Jeez, isn't your girlfriend violent?" Hidan mumbled.
"What was that?!" She demanded.
"Oh! Oh! Tobi has a question!" The masked man/boy whatever he was, he was a mystery to even the Akatsuki exclaimed.
"Well in that case I have a suggestion." Deidara began. "Tobi doesn't get to speak, hn."
"B-but senpai…!" Tobi objected.
"That's it, his voice is way too annoying, I think I'll kill him." Deidara mentioned.
"Play nice Dei-chan." Itachi commented.
"WHAT?!" Deidara yelled. "I'm older than you! You shouldn't get to talk like that…"
Itachi looked at him and something about the look in his eye made him shut up.
The tension only seemed to grow until Tobi began laughing hysterically. "Deidara-senpai's afraid of Itachi-san!"
"I AM NOT!" Deidara yelled glaring a storm up at the young or old man. No one even knew his real name let alone when he's died.
"You're all making too much noise." Sasori looked up at them. "It's distracting."
"Noise is perfectly fine, hn." Deidara replied. "Noise accompanies all the best things. Like car bombings, hn?"
"Noise is fine as long as it isn't too noisy." Kakuzu replied counting money he got from places most people in this room would rather not like to know about.
"There's a contradiction in your statement." Hidan pointed out.
"Kakuzu-senpai's making no sense!" Tobi exclaimed.
"You do realize I just might kill you right?" Kakuzu asked the masked man.
"Eh? Why? Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi exclaimed.
"I think silence would make a good change within this group." Zetsu chimed in with a rather dark voice. "Ah, but then things would get boring." He added in a lighter voice.
"Heh, I think you're all stupid." Kisame mentioned stroking his sword as if it was alive.
"What'd you say?" Kakuzu asked getting a little angry.
"All of you be quiet now." A voice with obvious authority stated making them all look over to him. Standing there was a man with bright orange hair and piercings all along his face. Beside him was a girl with blue hair and a lip piercing. "Satu?"
"Yes?" A man who was sitting off by himself in a corner replied only just now looking up from the book he was using to help him ignore the rest of this odd group.
"Did you finish your job?" Pein asked.
"Of course I did. And luckily she was willing to help." He smiled sweetly.
"Good, then Haruno-san please continue with part two."
"Yes sir." Satu replied standing up and leaving the room with an unwavering sweet smile.
"Hey." Itachi managed to catch up to him in the hallway stopping him before he left. "Your daughter is the pink head right?"
"Yes." Satu replied. "And your brother's the black head. What's your point?"
Itachi smirked. "What's your ulterior motive?"
"Whatever do you mean?"
His smirk widened. "Well then, have a nice day Satu-san."
Satu nodded and walked out of the building into the night. Satu was a weird guy afraid of nothing and what he was afraid of he never showed. But Itachi was just as weird and that itself though he'd never admit it scared him. He wandered how it seemed Itachi although being the youngest out of all of them was probably the most powerful.
-XxX-
"I don't think I could honestly sit through another one of these without shooting myself." Sasuke complained closing his eyes as the commercial came on.
"You obviously don't know good television." Sakura replied sarcastically.
"If you think a bad soap opera is good television, then you don't either." He replied as she changed the channel to anything. At this rate she would've watched the weather channel and been happy with it. There was never anything good on at noon on a Tuesday.
"Oh Playhouse Disney!" She exclaimed as she managed to land on that channel.
"That's it, I'm gonna go kill myself now." Sasuke replied standing up.
"Does it still hurt?" She asked noticing how he'd gripped the arm of the couch when forcing himself to stand up.
"A little." He admitted. "But it's not unbearable." He replied. "I heal pretty fast."
She nodded in understanding before turning away and biting her lip.
"How well do you take shocking news?" He asked suddenly.
"Huh?" She gave him a look that basically called him a loon.
"Shocking news? Repulsive? Scary?" He elaborated.
"I'm a hunter." She stated.
"Good point." He replied.
"Why?"
He was silent for a moment not sure how to say this. But she had to know right?
"Sasuke-kun?" She asked her voice sounding worried. "Why? What do you mean?"
"Uh…so if I told you that Naruto was dying of a cold would that bother you?" He asked seeming to chicken out. He would call it, "avoiding a rather large and unnecessary problem for the time being."
"Oh?" She replied raising an eyebrow. "And here you had me thinking it was something serious."
He sighed. Should he or shouldn't he lie to her about this. Maybe someone else telling her about it would be better. He wasn't good at this kind of thing. No doubt she'd need consoling the moment she heard the news about her father. And Uchiha's just weren't built for that much emotion. They had a small quota to fill each day and that was about it.
Naruto could probably do it, he was better at that kind of thing. But Naruto was asleep still.
"Sakura…what if I said that…" He began throat getting dry. He really wasn't good at this. He was sure he was going about it the wrong way too. "What if your father wasn't dead?" He asked.
"What?"
-XxX-
"What are you doing up so early?" Temari asked leaning against the wall of the kitchen looking at the brunette sitting at the table with a million files.
"Thinking." Shikamaru replied. "I figure one of the two of us should do it." He added flashing her a smug smirk. God she wanted to wipe that off his face.
"Oh? I didn't know your pee-sized brain was capable of that kind of thing." She replied forcing herself to keep calm.
"Touché." He replied. "What are you doing up so early?"
"Couldn't sleep." She replied.
"Yea? Kankuro snore?" He asked.
"Hell yea!" She replied. "Like a madman! And Gaara's always mumbling stuff. I hate sharing a room with them!"
"Well you're stuck until the finish rebuilding you housing."
"That's the worst part."
He chuckled. "Well maybe you could get a girl here to let you share for awhile."
"Yea maybe." She replied sitting down next to him. "What's all this anyway?"
"Files on the Akatsuki group seven got for us before the attack." Shikamaru answered letting her take a couple. "Recognize any of 'em?"
"Only Itachi. And that's only cause I knew him when he was alive." Temari answered.
"Yea…he was a good guy then."
"You got that right. You wouldn't believe how many times he'd helped our group."
"Actually I can." Shikamaru replied. "I knew him too remember."
She smiled at him.
"Besides, he's the only person in this whole world that actually made Sasuke smile." He added.
"No way!" She laughed. "I thought he face was stuck in scowl mode do to some tragic accident." Then she became serious. "But I can understand it. I think I'd probably act like Sasuke now if my brothers were taken from me like that."
"Then I'm glad your brothers are safe." Shikamaru replied.
She looked at him.
"You wouldn't be as much fun to tease if you acted like that."
"Are you always such a jerk?" She asked.
"Yep." He answered leaning in and kissing her.
Temari's face went completely red and shock was written all over her face as Shikamaru stood up and walked away.
"You should probably go back to bed." Shikamaru added before actually leaving.
She sat there for a moment in a shocked silence before a smile erupted on her face. "That bastard." She added getting up and heading back to her own room for a little more sleep until sunset.
NearKunn: Oh my, I wrote this in what like one hour? Yea…guess that was easy.
Sakura: At least you wrote it.
NearKunn: Ah! Sorry for another late update! I was supposed to write this the other day and have it up by at least Sunday, but then my Mom fell and I spent all Saturday in the hospital cause she broke her toe pretty bad and had to have surgery. At least it was just a toe right? But she's fine and back home now confined to her room for healing. :3
Sasuke: *cough*
NearKunn: Yes?
Sasuke: Um…I hope…ah screw it nevermind.
Sakura: Sasuke says: "I hope she gets better."
Sasuke: What she said.
NearKunn: Alright now, audience please note that this is unintended Uchihacest if it is implied. (Not that I mind those kinds of stories or anything…)
Sasuke: Ew! That's incest you people are sick.
Itachi: I've read some really interesting ItaSasu fics on this site…
Sasuke: Nii-san.
Itachi: Yes?
Sasuke: There are some things you shouldn't say out loud.
Sai: Well…how else shall I put this…hm…please review. *smiles*
Suigetsu: Somehow your smile scares even me.
Please review! Arigato! XD