But basically. This chapter is a lot of yelling. And cheap plot twists.
Disclaimer: Urablur doesn't own SSB. As much as he likes to claim he invented Flatzone.
"Everyone ready?" Master Hand asked.
Mr. Game & Watch uttered a low-pitched beep.
"What did it just say?"
Donkey Kong shrugged.
"He said he doesn't want to go, plus it's really crowded in here." Young Link said. "I agree."
"With the crowded part, totally!" Exclaimed Samus in the back.
"Well, too bad!" Mario shot back. "We-a already decided to-a go, right?"
"Hell no!" Mewtwo shouted. "You got us into this, anyway! Trying to rescue Doc! He's dead! Expired! Jumped the boat!"
Red in the face, Link spoke up. "Hey, you don't have the liberty to say that! You don't even know what happened!"
"I do know that this is a great waste of time!" Mewtwo said, going to leave.
"You get back here!" Ness said. Mario was shocked, too. "Link is right! All you know is that he and Roy are dead! But you don't know the half of it!"
"Then what's the other half?" Cried Bowser, becoming frustrated.
"Poyo Poyo Poyo Poy, Poyo Poyo Poyo!" Kirby hissed back.
At this point the office was in an uproar. One could even see an unlucky Mr. Saturn being flung through the air. After a moment, Master Hand could take no longer.
"ENOUGH! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! GET OUT OF MY MANSION! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
All the smashers froze in fear. Who knew what this angry what that furious hand was capable in such a stressed state?
Well, most of the people who knew were dead. And the other is Crazy Hand.
There's a reason why they call him that.
"But what about-" Fox asked.
"FORGET ABOUT IT! GET OUT!"
"Where are we supposed to stay?" Falco demanded.
"GET OUT!" The hand pounded on the floor, causing a large chunk of the ceiling to fall and flatten a number of the smashers.
Terrified, the smashers filed out of the room.