Chat #14: When the author's asleep

Yeah, da's right! Starwarrior536 is back! Wait, aren't I s'possed to be asleep? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Me- Starwarrior536

Link- HeroOfTime

Jigglypuff- ListenToMyVoice

Ice Climbers- WheresOurVeggies

Lucas- AwesomeHairFTW

Ganondorf- BestVillainEver

Starwarrior536 has signed in

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BestVillainEver has signed in

ListenToMyVoice has signed in

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

WheresOurVeggies: Wait a sec, is he asleep?

BestVillainEver: I think so

ListenToMyVoice: How can an author write a sleep at the same time?

WheresOurVeggies: Only someone as insane as him.

BestVillainEver: How the hell would you know? You've never met him.

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

ListenToMyVoice: Then again, I think no one here's met him

WheresOurVeggies: Well, we learned about him by spying on your conversations

BestVillainEver: You've been spying on them?

WheresOurVeggies: Uh-huh

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

HeroOfTime has signed in

HeroOfTime: Whoa, is the dude sleeping and writing at the same time?

ListenToMyVoice: Apparently

BestVillainEver: LINK I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

HeroOfTime: Ugh… fine, but let's take this outside, Ganny

BestVillainEver: I told you never to call me that Goddamnit!

HeroOfTime: Ummm… I'm going to leave now

HeroOfTime has signed out

BestVillainEver has signed out

ListenToMyVoice: My money's on the G-bomb

WheresOurVeggies: Ours is on Link

ListenToMyVoice: 500 bucks?

WheresOurVeggies: Okeydokey!

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

AwesomeHairFTW has signed in

AwesomeHairFTW: Hello…

ListenToMyVoice: Lucas, why are you so depressed all the time?

AwesomeHairFTW: I'm not depressed! Oh, one sec…

AwesomeHairFTW has slit their wrist

WheresOurVeggies: Yeah, you're not depressed- You're emo!

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

AwesomeHairFTW: I'm not that either! …Wait, is he sleeping?!

WheresOurVeggies: Yeah, he was tranquilized by Pikachu

AwesomeHairFTW: The nerve of the bastard

ListenToMyVoice: Pikachu is always angry for some reason

AwesomeHairFTW: Eh, let him be a freak

HeroOfTime has signed in

HeroOfTime: I won

WheresOurVeggies: Okay, fork over the cash, puffball

ListenToMyVoice: Damnit!

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

HeroOfTime: Wait, you 2 bet on me winning?

WheresOurVeggies: Yup!

ListenToMyVoice: And I lost $500 for it!

WheresOurVeggies: Well, it's obvious that Link would win. The good guys always win

AwesomeHairFTW: That they do

HeroOfTime: Yeah, I never really had to do anything, even though I never, EVER talked in the games, and everyone else did, I always kicked every monster's ass senseless.

AwesomeHairFTW: Same here

ListenToMyVoice: That's stupid. I'm forced to put my life on the line for some dumbass, overly perky Asshole every day, and the hero of the game, who usually NEVER talks, doesn't have to lift a finger

WheresOurVeggies: All we have to do was jump on glaciers and kill this freaking huge condor-monster-thing at the end to get all our vegetables back

AwesomeHairFTW: Why veggies?

WheresOurVeggies: No one knows... not even us...

Starwarrior536: Zzzz…

HeroOfTime: Is that guy ever going to wake up? And how can he write and sleep at the same time? It's impossible!

AwesomeHairFTW: Hey, I thought the story couldn't be updated if the author is out of commission… right?

WheresOurVeggies: Who is this guy and what has he done with our Starwarrior536?!

Starwarrior536: …You guys are smart. Smarter than I thought. You caught me

ListenToMyVoice: Then who are you, you imposter?!

HeroicPlumberMan: It's a-me, Mario!

AwesomeHairFTW: Mario?!?! But… why?!

HeroicPlumberMan: Well-a, first of all, quit using "?!", got it? Now, the a-real Starwarrior536 is-a at my house, tied up with-a duct-tape and a-stuck to the wall.

HeroOfTime: You know, he's never going to let you in another chapter again when he finds out

HeroicPlumberMan: Than call it my a-final victory! And besides, he-a deserves it for-a, blasting me with a bazooka!

Starwarrior536: Yo, yo, yo! Not so fast, yo! I'm baaaaaack!

HeroicPlumberMan: Wh-wha?! But, h-how did you-a get out?

Starwarrior536: Dude, I'm the author of the story. I'm MAGICAL. Also, I can officially ban you from the story, or worse, sic Bowser on you.

HeroicPlumberMan: Ha! Bowser? He-a can't-a beat me?

Starwarrior536: Course he can! That is, when he's GIGA BOWSER!!!!!

WheresOurVeggies: Do it!

ListenToMyVoice: Yeah!

HeroicPlumberMan: Hey! Quit-a ganging up on me!

Starwarrior536: Giga Bowser! Unleash your rage!

HeroicPlumberMan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh…………

HeroicPlumberMan was mauled by Giga Bowser

HeroicPlumberMan has signed out

HeroOfTime: Yeah! Serves the bastard right! Now, with Mario down, I can be the official mascot of Nintendo!

ListenToMyVoice: Excuse me? Well, without Mario, Pokemon would take over Nintendo!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ARGH! Me fingers have blisters!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

Starwarrior536: Uhh, Nana? Popo? Lucas? Let's leave before this gets too out of hand…

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

WheresOurVeggies: Good idea…

WheresOurVeggies has signed out

Starwarrior536 has signed out

AwesomeHairFTW: Wait for me!

AwesomeHairFTW has signed out

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

BestVillainEver has signed in

BestVillainEver: LINK! I'M BACK TO KILL YOU… what the hell?

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: Would not!

ListenToMyVoice: Would too!

HeroOfTime: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ListenToMyVoice: GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This table has exploded between a clash of Link and Jigglypuff. Have a good day.

Haha! Tricked you there, huh? Yes, Mario was posing as me for this chappie. Too bad Ganny got stuck in that explosion… but, what the heck! Have a great day! Oh, and before I leave, I want to say I am STILL accepting ideas for the GFS force's plan. So, send in those ideas! Bye!