Ass kicking time
"Wait a minute. This doesn't feel like Kira's spiritual pressure." I said.
"Yeah this is bigger and it's only getting bigger. Damn it I got a headache." Renji said.
"Damn it will you concentrate already." Meiundei ordered kicking me into yet another rock.
"HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO KICK ME INTO A PILE OF GOD DAMN ROCKS!?" I yelled.
"As many times as it takes for you to learn bankai." Meiundei said.
"Well we're going to be here for a while." David said walking off.
"EMO!" Renji yelled.
"SCREW OFF RENJI!" David yelled back.
"Where are you going?" I asked.
"Where do you think? I'm going to check out that spiritual pressure." David said.
Meiundei came out of nowhere and kicked me into a pile of rocks that renji put glue all over. I got up and had a rock beard on my face.
"Renji you suck at pulling pranks." David said.
"Aw give him a break you know I look good." I said making fun of Renji's pathetic attempt to pull a prank.
"Okay that's it I'm out of here." David said.
"Hey I'm coming too." I said throwing the rock beard off.
"HEY GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Meiundei yelled kicking me in the ass.
"How can I when you're sending me flying?" I asked.
"Why in the hell did I do that?" Meiundei wondered putting his hand on his face.
"Don't worry meiundei I'm here." Renji said putting his arm around meiundei.
"That's it I'm taking five." Meiundei said.
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"Hey I see Kira." I said.
"Yeah and who's that guy he's about to kill?" David wondered.
"Wait a minute. ABOUT TO KILL!" I yelled.
"Duh dipshit." David said.
"Huh great those two again." Kira said.
"Oh fuck two knights in shining armour." Ryker said rolling his eyes.
"Hey I know that voice. RYKER!" I yelled.
"Well well yet another suprise." David said.
"So how have you two been." Kira asked.
"Oh I've just been peachy." David said.
"Ryker how have you been?" I asked.
"Oh I'm great yeah I got a giant hole in my back I'm just perfect. You mind getting ugly here off me?" Ryker asked.
"Did you just call me ugly asswipe?" Kira asked.
"No Dakota's sitting on me." Ryker said sarcastically.
"Wow these two get along perfectly." David said shaking his head.
"Yeah you should've seen the wise cracks we made earlier. Yeah this dipshit thought I didn't have a weapon." Ryker said pulling out his scythe.
"No Ryker let David take care of him." I said.
"Let go of me bitch. I... KILL... YOU!" Ryker said.
"You racist bastard I'm trying to help you. What do you want me to do put a bomb in that hole in your back!?" I asked.
"Stop making wise cracks asshole. David take care of that dumbass over there." Ryker said.
"Gladly." David said cracking his knuckles.
David pulled out his zanpaku-to and got ready for Kira's attack.
"So I have to fight you again." Kira said.
"Duh why do you think I'm standing here?" David asked.
"You're almost as bad as him." Kira said pointing to Ryker.
"Wow I didn't think you could possibly have a sense of humor." David said.
"Just summon your zanpaku-to and lets get started. I'm sick of the comical crap." Kira said.
"Fine I don't care I'll just kick your ass now and save Dakota the trouble of getting his ass kicked." David said.
"ASSHOLE!" I yelled.
"YELL YOKOSHIMA!" David yelled.
"Dakota. My vision has become blurred. I'll fall unconscious in about fifteen seconds." Ryker said.
"Okay... wait what!" I exclaimed as Ryker went to sleep.
"Ryker wake up. WAKE UP DAMN YOU!" I yelled but Ryker was already out cold.
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"Wake up king." Said a voice.
"Save the crap asshole." Ryker said.
"Well you sure are angry today." Said the voice.
"Yeah I just got knocked out by a dipshit I'm just fine Hollow Ryker." Ryker said.
"I'm sure you remember this place." Hollow Ryker said.
"Of course I do this is my inner world." Ryker replied.
Ryker's inner world was pure black with the ground giving off a dark shine like it was water. Ryker begins his treck through the dark abyss.
"Where in the fuck are you going?" Hollow Ryker asked.
"Over there." Ryker answered.
"Where's over there?" Hollow Ryker asked.
"I don't fucking know. That's what I'm trying to figure out." Ryker answered.
"You're a strange human." Hollow Ryker said.
"God why is everyone calling me a human?" Ryker asked.
"Ryker wake up." Came a whisper.
"Who was that?" Ryker asked.
"I don't know." Hollow Ryker answered.
"RYKER WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Yelled a voice.
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Ryker woke up, pushed me away and got up. I noticed that he had a strange mask.
"A... a hollow mask." I said with big eyes.
Ryker looked at me and I stiffened up.
"No duh dipshit." Ryker said.
"You can control it?" I asked.
"I'm not going mentally insane am I?" Ryker asked.
"Shut up." I answered.
"Okay screw this lets just get the fuck out of here." David said backing off.
David had giant holes all over his body and looked like he woke up from the grave. We retreated but Kira decided not to give chase.
"Cowards." Kira said.
"SCREW YOU BITCH!" Ryker yelled as he threw a rock at his head. It hit it's target.
"RUN!" I yelled.
Back at the factory a.k.a the trash dump.
"THAT'S IT. I'M NOT GOING TO MESS AROUND WITH YOU ANYMORE! WE NEED TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE TIME YOU WASTED!" Meiundei yelled swinging his sword randomly while I was running in a comical fashion.
"SAVING ME WAS A WASTE OF TIME! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!" Ryker yelled.
"I didn't know swords had asses." David said.
"Shut it spongebob." Ryker said pointing at David's holes.
"Do you want to die?" David asked grabbing his sword.
"I'm already dead what the hell do I care!" Ryker exclaimed.
"Asshole that's my line. I hate the fucking writer." I yelled.
"Don't start with the we're in a story thing and blame the writer for everything. Everyone does it now a days." David said.
"Hey shut up. I was supposed to say that later on in the story. Now Ryker the god of asswipes steals my line." I said.
"ENOUGH! I'm sick of this just end the chapter already." David said.
The door opens and Kira walks in.
"What the hell. how did you find us?" Rukia asked.
"I HAVEN'T BEEN IN HERE SINCE DAKOTA WOKE THE FUCK UP LET ME HAVE SOME SCREEN TIME FOR ONCE!" Rukia yelled.
"Yeah but you aren't that important besides.... you're FLAT!" I said.
"ASSHOLE!" Rukia said.
"Dakota stop fooling around. We got a dumbass to kill." Ryker said.
"Oh I didn't come alone. You think I'm that retarded?" Kira asked.
"Do you even want to hear my answer?" Ryker asked.
"Not really. OH BOYS!" Kira called.
Five soul reapers walk in.
"OH FUCK!" I yelled.
To Be Continued...