AN: Hey everyone sorry this took so long but I am super busy now so it makes it impossible to write in one sitting. I promise you though that you will keep getting chapters as quickly as I can think them up! This chapter is a little short but I am almost done with the next one already so it shouldn't be that long! Hope you enjoy this chapter and please review to tell me what you think!

Cathy's POV

Oh dear God! I heard Carlisle arrive and went to tell the children that dinner was ready and found them all standing around in their underwear. They were all looking rather guilty, which they should, and were staring at different things in the room, not meeting anyone's eye.

"Did I hear food?" Jacob asked as he came down the stairs with Renesmee. He stopped when he saw everyone standing around in their underwear.

"Oh, this is good," he said laughing, "Wait, can I get my camera and make a video for YouTube?"

"Or, how about I make a video of me killing you and put it on YouTube?" Edward threatened.

"I think that would look a little suspicious." Jacob said, smiling. Edward glared at him, not answering.

"Come on Ness," he said covering her eyes as he led her out of the room, "let's go eat."

"Why are they all in their underwear?" I heard Renesmee ask from the dining room.

"I tell you when you're older." Jacob assured her.
"Over my dead body." Edward mumbled, as he put his clothes back on.

I walked into the dining room to find everything covered in plastic. When I say everything, I mean everything. The table and chairs had been covered, along with every cabinet and flat surface in the room, including the floor.

"Alice," Carlisle asked as he took in the room, "why is all the furniture covered in plastic?"

"Esme will thank me later." she assured him.

"Alice, you don't plan on painting without her permission again do you?"

"Of course not Carlisle. I never want to see that side of Esme again." she said with a shiver.

Carlisle opened his mouth to say something when Alice pulled out a bright yellow poncho and put it on. She then handed one to Rosalie, who dangled it between two fingers as if it was filthy, and Bella, who just looked extremely confused.

"Alice," Carlisle sighed, "why are you wearing ponchos?"
"Because this is an original Dolce and Gabbana and it cannot get ruined."

"Why would it get ruined?" he asked, obviously suspicious about what she was hiding.

"Because…" she said drawing out the last syllable, "we are going to play out in the rain after dinner."

"Alice," he said, looking at her skeptically.

"What?! Don't judge me, Carlisle!"

"Fine," he said holding up his hands, "I don't want to know."

"Alice, do I have to wear this?" Rosalie asked, still holding the poncho at arm's length.

Alice walked over to her and whispered something in her ear. She narrowed her eyes and threw the poncho over her head.

"Now," I said from my seat at the table, "if everyone has the proper rain gear on, can we please sit down and eat?"

"If you insist." Alice said, smiling as she skipped to her seat.

"Yeah, I'm starving." Emmett said, sitting down and shoveling pasta into his mouth. Two seconds later the pasta fell back out of his mouth and he started gagging and choking. Rosalie slapped him on the back of the head, "Stop it, you idiot!"

"I didn't know it would taste like dirt."

"Emmett, don't do it…" Edward warned, glaring at him.

"Come on Edward, you know you want to."

"No actually, I don't."

"Well, you should. It's not my fault you're a party pooper."

"Enough," Carlisle said from the head of the table, "I want to know what is going on and I want to know now. I want to know why the girls are wearing ponchos, why Edward and Emmett are having a staring contest across the table, and why I am sitting on plastic."

"Well Carlisle, it's because…food fight!" Emmett yelled taking some pasta and throwing it right at Edward's face.

"Emmett…" Edward snarled, wiping the sauce off of his face.

"Yeah, this is what I'm talking about!" Jasper yelled, pelting meatballs at Edward.

"Come on!" Edward yelled as he wiped more sauce off of his face.

"Jasper honey," Alice called from under the table, "take it down a notch, this isn't the Civil War."

"Jasper better hope it's not," Emmett called as he started throwing rolls at Edward, "because if it was he would lose!"

"Oh that's it," Jasper yelled as he looked around the table for something to throw at Emmett, "it's on!"

"Like Donkey Kong!" Emmett shouted back.

"Here Jazz," Alice said as she handed him a super soaker water gun, "I thought you might need this."

"Thank you, darlin'." he said as he pumped and shot at Emmett, covering him in a red liquid. Did she fill that water gun with sauce? Alice knew about this didn't she? I bet they all knew. This is all a part of some evil plan of theirs to drive me crazy!

It was a short food fight, only lasting about five minutes, but every place imaginable was covered with spaghetti. Everyone stood there looking at each other, stumped as to what to do next.

Renesmee, taken aside by Jacob to avoid getting hit in the crossfire, was laughing hysterically and said, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

"Hell yeah baby girl!" Emmett said high-fiving Renesmee.

Most of the mess had been between the boys, with Emmett and Jasper covered in spaghetti and Edward, apparently the main target, dripping from head to toe in sauce. Rosalie had managed to not get anything on her while Emmett had poured sauce down Bella's back.

Alice shook the pasta out of her hair and said to Carlisle, "You're welcome."

Carlisle just shook his head and said, "Children, go to bed, now."

He is going to let them go to bed after they have made this mess? He isn't going to yell at them or discipline them?

"Children," Carlisle said as they began to make their way out of the room, "go hose each other off in the yard first."

"Carlisle, don't you think they should clean up this mess?" I asked in disbelief. If Ashley and Adam ever pulled something like this they would be grounded forever.

"I have found in the past that if they try to clean it up you will only find a bigger mess."

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