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Chapter 13: Prank Calls.

The students walked into the classroom. Tifa was busy thinking about a test that Pfa had given them last class while he was away. They spent the whole class working really hard on the test. Unfortunately they still didn't finish it.

"Hey, Pfa? Remember the test you gave us? Can we have some time to finish it?" She asked nicely.

"Oh that wasn't a test." Pfa said pleasantly. "That was just some stuff for you to do while I was away."

"WHAT!?" The entire class shouted. Well, except for, you guessed it: Cloud.

"But I actually worked on it." Tifa groaned.

"I tried so hard." Axel sighed.

"You need to work the muscle in your head." Pfa replied.

"The brain's a muscle?" Demyx asked.

"Yes. Need to exercise it so it gets strong."

"Ohhhh. You mean metaphorically." Demyx nodded.

"Yes Ms- ." Pfa said.

"He called you Ms." Axel laughed.

"You called me Ms?!" Demyx's mouth fell open.

Naminé snickered then bit down on her hand. She examined the bite mark then bit down repeatedly. "Hey Demyx! Look at this!!"

Demyx turned. Naminés hand was covered in bite marks. "And you call us..." Demyx tried to find the perfect word. "...Us."

"Yeah you 'us'." Naminé said sarcastically.

Demyx pushed a water bottle that was sitting on the edge of his desk. It hit Naminé in the back.

"Oww! What was that for."

"I was trying to make it fall." Demyx said defensively.

"Okay, so you need to multiply the number with this number and find the common denominator..." Pfa explained while Demyx zoned out.

He sighed and garbbed his calculator. He typed in 1134209. "Hey Axel!"

Axel looked at the calculator which Demyx was holding upside down. "Go... 2... Hell." Axel read. Then he frowned.

"Aww I didn't mean it!" Demyx tried to console Axel.

Naminé typed 01134. Then she showed Axel.

"Hi!" Axel replied.

Demyx suddenly remembered something. "Hey Cloud, seven's a letter because you can spell stuff with it." He said.

Cloud looked at Demyx. "I have a coconut." He sang. "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are all lying in a row. Big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head."

"What's that from?" Larxene asked.

"A Disney movie. Pinnochio I think." Cloud replied.

Demyx picked up his hand and made them into the shape of a phone. "Ring ring."

Axel raised an eyebrow and held up his hand as a phone. "Hello?"

"Is your refridgerator running?" Demyx asked in a weird voice.

"No..." Axel replied.

"Then you'd better not go catch it!" Naminé said

Demyx turned to Tifa who was drawing. "Hey Tifa! Hey- Hey Tifa!"

Tifa sighed. "Yes Demyx?"

"HI! Haha I said hi..." Demyx shouted.

Naminé made a loud screeching noise.

"What?!" Tifa asked.

"Okay Tifa, respect yourself. When your friends are playing don't join them. That is not the right choice." Pfa lectured her.

Tifa sighed. "Yes that is a good idea." She said sarcastically.

Naminé grabbed her permanent marker then sniffed it. "You know, drugs are illegal but they sell these everywhere." Then she took another sniff.

Pfa looked at her. "Naminé, we are not sniffing things in class." He scolded.

Demyx snickered then stared at his pencil. "Hey Tifa wanna get high on lead?" He asked.

Axel laughed then choked on his spit.

Larxene gave him a weird look then stared at his hair. "Axel, do you brush your hair?"

"Yeah."

"So why is it still like that?"

"It won't go normal." Axel replied.

Larene examined his hair. "..." After ten minutes she said, "That's weird."

"Okay stop playing." Pfa said.

"But I need help." Larxene objected. "I asked you for help and you ignored me."

"But you are playing. I cannot teach when you want to I have to teach when I want to." Pfa argued.

"But I don't understand!" Larxene groaned.

"Ask Cloud." The teacher replied.

"But I want the teacher to help me." Larxene said.

"And when we ask other people for help you yell at us." Naminé added.

"What's wrong with me?" Cloud frowned and stared at the ground.

"Nothing's wrong with you." Tifa replied. Then they both smiled.

Demyx laughed then thought for a second. "Hey Pfa, remember two years ago when we we were doing a test then Squeegee man came and we were all shouting and then you called us barbarians?" Demyx asked. Then he started singing the Dave the Barbarian theme song.

Naminé joined in and Pfa glared at them.

"Okay go into the hallway." He ordered. Then he pulled out keys.

"Are you going to lock us out?" Demyx asked.

"Yes, now go."

When Demyx and Naminé walked out Axel looked at Tifa. "Tifa get your friends back in. Tifa get your friends back in. Tifa get your friends back in. Tifa get your friends back in." He said over and over again.

Tifa sighed. "Pfa can they please come back in?"

Pfa just ignored her.

After ten minutes of Axel and Tifa asking, he finally let them in. Unfortunately class was already over. They left all anticipating the next

Class of 215

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Okay, sorry for the long wait but my internet was shutting off every five minutes for the past week. Umm, yeah... So review please. In your review say any messages for a character