My Perverted Manga Artist: Chapter 14
Me:Ugh I wanted to update on Thanksgiving! But then I was soo busssyyy! Well at least it's christmas..
Miku:Merry Christmas Otaku-kun
Me:Merry Christmas Miku-chan~
Luka:Busy doing what? Merry Christmas btw..
Me:Chasing after this korean girl -sweat drops-
Luka:So you were chasing after some korean girl instead of updating this fucking story!?
Me:Calm your tits Luka-chan, Miku would to the same thing
Miku:That is true Luka-chan
Luka:-Blushing furiously-Hmph! W-Whatever just continue the story!
Me:Hai Hai~
Miku:Otaku-kun owns nothing~
Me:Enjoy!~
~MPMA~
[[Miku's POV]]
I stood there in front of Kirine, worrying and thinking about what might/could happen if Kasane-san started a rumor... Shit's gonna go down if that happened! Fuck...
"What're we going to do?" She asked me, "I do not want those girls to start targeting me because of a silly rumor"
I thought for a few more seconds and came up with something as I looked at Haku. Pointing at the white-headed woman sleeping in my bed, "We can just say that Haku-chan started crying and throwing a tantrum while asleep, knocking the glass of water out of my hands and causing it to spill all over you!"
Kirine gave a thoughtful look now..." Will that really work out?"
"Of course!"
"What if it doesn't work?.."
"... You were gonna help me gain some drawing ideas by wetting yourself and stripping a bit..or we can go with the natural thing and just say you surprised me and I threw my glass of water on you.."
"Let's go with plan A..the massaging thing might give off the wrong idea.."
"If Plan A does not work we will go with plan B."She nods as I tell her that.
After a few minutes of pestering and thinking some more, both me and Kirine go downstairs to see if anything had changed. Luckly nothing did... Looking around I see that Teto was sitting besides Neru, whispering the blonde girl some things. Neru of course was playing with her cellphone...
Cellphone...
Neru+Cellphone= Texting the entire world/tweeting anything/updating her blog..
Kirine and I nervously walk up to the two while the others continued their fued.
"Uhh...Neru-san...What're you doing?"Kirine asks.
Neru looked up from her phone to us with a nonchalant look and says cooly, "Nothing, just checking my blog as Teto here tells me a joke."
"Lol"Teto speaks in txt now.
"Kasane-san, you are a person not a cellphone. If you want to laugh out loud just do so now...
I say quietly to her.
"Huh? Did you say something Hatsune-kun?"Teto acts as if she did not hear me..." It's as if your telling me something about what happened to you and Kirine a while ago.."She said that part a little to loud for my comfort...
"What happened with Hatsune-kun and Kirine-san..?" Neru asks with interest as she looks to the french bread loving girl.
"Oh nothing, just the signs of forbidden love getting down."Teto laughs "Lol"
"Ooohhh... that's going on my blog." Neru chuckles, I am glad it's only her listening to Teto. The others were too busy playing tigers and dragons at war...
"Akita-san please don't listen to her!"I beg, "She's just trying to spread rumors about me..."
"Teto is she telling the truth?"Neru asks curiously.
"Nope I'M telling the truth Neru-chii."Teto grins, "Lol"
"You saying Lol after every sentence does not help make me believe Teto.."Neru sighs, "Fine Fine Hatsune-kun, I won't put it on my blog. I'll just but it in a personal note so I can put it in the club diary."
"Club diary?"I looked confused.
"Don't worry, only the club members use it. But the others barely use it."Kirine sighs in relief as she told me that, "Only me and Neru write and read in it."
"Mmhmm, Lol"Teto agrees with her club member. "We're to lazy to write shit down so these two write for us sometimes."
"Don't worry Hatsune-kun, you can write in it as well if you'd like..?"Kirine asks, I sense a smile behind her scarf.
"I guess...But I'm not really the type of person to write in a diary so I'd most likely not write in the damn thing." I tell her.
"To bad.. I kinda wanted someone else to write in the club diary so that me and Neru don't feel lonely..(Sob Sob)"Kirine faked some tears.
'She's fake sobbing again..'I thought as I place a hand on her back, "Okay fine I'll write, but i'm not writing anything about myself, anytihng about my day or anything that involves me at all. I'll most likely just draw a frikken comic on a page and leave it at that."
"That's fine, just so long as you write/draw at least something I won't feel lonely."Kirine says happily.
"Thank you for making ME feel special Kirine.."Neru rolled her eyes as she went back to her phone.
After a while of talking with Neru, Teto and Kirine, all four of us turn to the war that has been going on in my living room...
Unfortunatly, Zatsune had gotten to Luka's cosplay bag and was laughing at the costumes Luka had gotten...
Rin and Lily securely hold their bags as Luka fought to grab hers from the evil Zatsune's hands but found it hard to grab with a crazed Yandere close by holding a knife, and looks about ready to stab the pinkette's hand for even trying to get close to Zatsune.
"Give that back you bitch"Luka glares harshly.
"Is that the best you can do?"Zatsune laughs as she pulled out the "Luka-sensei" Costume. "What exactly is this for? Do you work as a prostitue or something?"
"Don't be silly! I would never take your job!"Luka 'hmphed'.
"Shut the fuck up, I am no slut"
"You are too you whore."Luka laughed.
"Prostitute"
"Hoe"
"Strippe-"
"Enough!"I yell, "I cannot stand the fighting, can't we all just get along and be friends?"
They paused and looked at me silently...I waited for an answer from them.
My hopes were brought up when they all smiled and looked at each other..then...
"NO!"They all screamed as they glared even more at each other.
"See what you did you whore?"Luka says coldly, "You made Miku-san mad.."
"Fuck off you slut, go back to your job on the street."Zatsune finally looked mad instead of calm and collected.
"Can we just stop already...!"I ask, "Why don't we play a game!?"
They once again paused..."What type of game...?" Luka asks.
"Uhh...Spin the bottle?" I asked them.
"Hmph, I do not mind such game."Zatsune says, trying to calm herself down.
"I'd love to play"Kirine and Lily say in unsion.
"I don't wanna, leave me out of this dirty game"Neru went back to texting friends.
"The bottle better not land on me and Zatsune, I do not want whatever disease she has on her lips.."Luka says while glareing at me...'Wait, Why are you glareing at me!? Go glare at the person you just insulted..'
The rest all agreed except Teto and Neru who decided to stay on the side to either video tape or play on their phones.
"Kirine is gonna actually play?"I looked surprised, "So now I can finally see the rest of your face!" I chuckled, feeling the glaring daggers on me. "Stop glaring, I'm just saying my thoughts..." I say softly as I move the table and chairs a bit so there was space in the middle of the living room, I grab a beer from the fridge (brother drinks, yes he does.)
"You have beer?"Zatsune looks surprised, "I'm not surprised Hatsune-kun"
"Shut up"I say as I open the cap and drank the liquid down, hearing gasps from many girls in the living room.
"Miku! You drink!?"Rin yells.
"Well, yea..I thought you knew that."I tell her as I placed the bottle down and sat down between Lily and Kirine.
We all sat in a circle. The order was, Zatsune, Tei, Kirine, Me, Lily, Luka, and Rin...
"Since when did you drink beer?"Luka asks, glaring at me some more...
"Uhhmmm... I think it was when high school started.."I thought for a second, "Don't worry I stopped smoking though."
"Kyaa!~"Tei squeals like a fan girl. "Your soo badd~~ Hatsune-kun your making me fall for you more and more~~~"
"Please keep her away from me before I get cut up into pieces...She might strap my dead body to her own bed and fuck my body every night for her own pleasures..."
"I'm pretty sure she'll do that too"Zatsune chuckles.
"I'm so gonna do that if you totally piss me off~ "Tei laughs, "But do not worry your head Hatsune-kun, I will rape you with love and kill you with care~"
"Can you hate me and not care?"I ask as I nervously scoot closer to Lily and grab her hand.
"Oh my, Miku your hands are very warm.."Lily smiles.
"Let go of her hand or else i'll cut yours off and keep them with me at all times.."Tei changed personalities quickly..."Your warmth belongs to me hatsune-kun...and only me..~"
I quickly let go of Lily's hand, "C-Can we just play the game without any problems!?"I say nervously. "Zatsune-san why don't you spin the bottle first?"
Zatsune sighs and spun the bottle, we watch the bottle spin and then...it lands on...
"Oh fuck no!"Luka's voice Booms throughout the whole house.
Me:I'm stopping this chapter here, So sorry for updating so late... btw everyone, I might not work on this or the other stories for a while. I feel a little depressed so I'm thinking of writing something else that goes with my mood.
Luka:We best be in that story that'll go with your mood or else I will shove Miku's leek up your ass...
Me:Calm down woman, I will think about that..
Miku:Take your time Otaku-kun!
Me:OF COURSE I'LL TAKE MY TIME...
Luka:Don't take TOOO long, I swear to god, anymore waiting and I will kill myself..
Miku:Luka-chan do you wanna go shopping later?
Luka:Yes..
Miku:-Whispers to me:She is once again on her period..
Me:Keep that demon woman away from me if she's like that! Anyways BYE-NIII EVERYONES and MERRY CHRISTMAS~ NYAHAHA~