Chapter 14-So you have what?

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NOTE: Things will start from racy and hit a higher gear in the next few chapters. What I think is not going to be much help to you so I will just remind you that this story is Rated M.

When Harry is revived, Dumdum is asking questions, as do the others. Harry decided to remain silent and act like a spoiled dumb brat. All Harry knew was that at this moment he was angry enough to explode all over these idiots.

Dumdum got one hell of a headache trying to use 'Legilimency' on Harry. If they wanted him anywhere they could carry him, he was not going to say a word to his captors. Harry smiled as Dumdum again tries to use 'Legilimency' on him again but was diverted into a series of memories over beatings from Vernon and Dudley. His protective shield just slid the mind probe to what Harry wished them to view like his recipe for beef bourguignon.

"Stay out of my head old man before you get hurt!" I yelled.

They then tried the 'veritaserum 'but got them a bunch of stupid things Harry had to memorize while in his muggle schools like the Magna Charta. The Goblins had given Harry many powers yet to be revealed to these clowns and his rings helped a great deal with poisons and veritaserum. Harry had to make some real decisions. Do I blow this place up with Goblin magic, kick some ass and leave or do I just 'fade' away. Well actually I am having a blast, this much fun I have not had since I gave the Wizengemot the 'turkey trots'.

Actually, in a perverse way Harry was having fun. He got to thumb his nose at Dumdum and crowd, and watch the so called 'Order of the KFC' getting no information. All they got was his middle finger. They had taken away his wand and wallet from him but his rings were still there as they were invisible so no one noticed them. Harry had not forgotten about the special Goblin ring. Unfortunately, by the time Harry was going to use the Goblin ring Dumdum had put a necklace on Harry, which could not be removed by Harry and prevented him from using magic(So they thought). Well Harry was now getting to the point of wanting to get revenge out of his tormentors. He thought that even with the necklace he could do Goblin magic but decided to hang around to cause as much Marauders mayhem as he could besides where else was he needed?. This was reinforced when good old Snape tried his mind rape again but ended up running out of the room screaming as if the devil himself was chasing him. Harry had reversed the probe and given Snape a new meaning of 'Bugger Me' to Snape's list of unhappy memories. Harry made his decision, stay and make sure everyone's life was a living hell. So far he had not given away being emancipated, or being a lord they just thought him a dumb kid.

Since there was no longer protection at #4 Pivot Dr. they decided on a great privilege to be bestowed on Harry. Once more, he is privileged to go to the Burrow and the Wesley's for his protection from the great leader of the light mandamus enlightenment of "The Greater Good". Where is the blood protection there at the Burrow? Harry could feel the anti-apperating wards as they arrived humming in the background. Oh well, let them think the have me under control.

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The first run in was with Mrs. Wesley.

"Harry dear, you must go to bed now, its getting late", Molly is being pushy again but Harry ignored her.

"Young man I am talking to you!"

"I don't think so, that is not talking Mrs. Wesley, that's demanding and I will do what I want when I want too" Harry growled, "Further more just shut your gob I am not your slave even in this prison nor have I asked to be here".

"Don't you give me any lip young man" says Mrs. Wesley as she grabs Harry's arm and try's to drag him off the chair.

Harry spins away and calmly says, "You touch me again Mrs. Wesley and I will hurt you, you are not anything to me any more, I am just a prisoner here, but this prisoner has teeth, so why don't you go and mix up some more potions that I won't take". She had been putting potions in just about everything Harry was to eat, but Harry had been able to work around them, thank goodness for the fruit orchard behind the house and his rings.

"Harry James Potter how dare you speak to an adult in such a manor" she screamed, charged and attempted to attach her hands onto Harry. Big mistake, her fat mass is physically hurled across the room, landing on her overly large posterior (necklace or not, the martial arts are mean). She whipped out her wand but found it in two pieces (so much for too much weight on a frail object or did Harry do that with unintentional magic?) and after a gasp and an "AGgha" she fled from the room. Not bad, Harry had not yet to try the Goblin ring; he was keeping that in reserve.

A few minutes later Dumdum and her reappear and a lot of talking down to Harry. Harry just walked across the room, folded his arms across his chest, and gave them a nasty stare. Molly was screeching and Dumdum was trying his grandfather approach but it ended when she tried to drag Harry off, well the electric shocks were, just shocking. Dumdum finally gave up since all he could get out of Harry was silence and Harry's middle finger.

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Mrs. Wesley tried to assign chores but she only got the middle finger. Then she brought in wizards with wands to force Harry. The imperious failed and they could not use any dangerous curses if they wanted him to live and fight Voldemort. Yes, the stinging hexes' got him out to feed the chickens but when they blinked, all they had was Harry feeding a yard full of dead chickens. The Burrow ate a lot of chicken soup for the next weeks. Those that had used hex spells on Harry ended up with all types of itches, boils, or other irritating problems which they blamed on the Twins.

Mrs. Wesley and the 'KFC' avoided physically dealing with Harry from then on but there were all the others attempts and the other people actions. Too bad the necklace or the goblin ring could not keep the entire clan Wesley away. Ron was too stupid to stay away and Ginny was a constant drag on silence and personnel space. She especially was curious why all the girls she knew were trying to find Harry and invite him to their bed. Something else being kept from him?

Ron was the second run in. "Hay Mate, why so pissed off, want a play some chess?"

"No, I want you to stay away from me, friends like you I definitely do not need," responded Harry.

"Hay what's got in to you? You are my best mate!

"Does", "I tell you Seamus all that crap about Harry was just that crap. Hell, if it were not for me he would have died a long time ago. Hell, I did half of those things and he got the credit. Harry doesn't make a move without consulting me for advice," Harry asked.

"I don't know what you are talking about Harry, I'm...

"Ron! Just leave me alone you lying just makes you look stupider, I don't want to talk to you ever again, got it?"

"Yea the great half-blood Harry Potter is now too good for the pure blood people and you had better stay away from Hermione, she's my property".

"Boy, Draco Malfoy the second, I hope you told Hermione that she is your property…"

Ron tried to sucker punch Harry but Harry was expecting something like this and ducked under Ron's swinging at Harry's face. Harry hit Ron with all his might in the stomach, Ron went down like a sack of dung and groaned. As Harry left the room, he thought he heard someone who sounded like MadEye chuckling under his invisibility cloak.

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Two important things happen in the next week before Harry is again escorted somewhere he has no desire to be. . . Dumblebastard made sure that an order member was around Harry at all times unless he was asleep in his room. Harry had refused to remain in the same room with Ron so he had gotten the twins room as they were living over their shop in the alley. Originally, Mrs. Wesley was not going to stand for Harry not staying with Ron but Ron's room was made a real mess when she turned her back. Not just bedding but the beds dresser, windows, walls, roof, trunks, everything trashed. Well they all had wands and Harry did not, so they attempted to tie Harry up with ropes and then chains. They were going to control him; the restraints just seemed to fall off all the time no mater how hard they tried to keep him confined. A little Goblin mining spell took care of solid rock so a little chain was not much to cut. Locking him in a room all day just guaranteed the destruction of that room with loud noises and busted walls and windows. Therefore, in the end he was given his own room. Even then, the steel bars on the window just melted away when his jailers turned their backs. Goblin magic was not blocked by the necklace.

Harry thought that this provided more confusion in their lives. Harry just made sure he never did magic in front of anyone and was always saying that he believe it was the 'Nargels' that were doing all the damage.. Harry was not doing magic, it just sort of happened like accidental magic, and there was the necklace, right. The mayhem of course did not stop but everyone was at a loss as how Harry was doing magic without a wand and with the magic suppressing necklace around his neck.

The mayhem was nothing spectacular but things like the pot of stew for the evening meal exploding. This was not a small deal if you coincided the pot was large enough to hold and feed everyone especially Ron the stomach. If Harry could not eat because of the love potions, he could not see why anyone else should. Secondly he did it as a mystery for the simpleminded. In the middle of summer, the Burrow was one cold place for some reason, fireplaces would not stay lit, and there always seemed to be drafts everywhere. Well except for Harry's room, which was always toasty, like on a sunny beach warm?

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Harry's big surprise was with Hermione's encounter. MadEye had taken the two younger over to the Lovegood's for the evening. After the house had settled down to a dull roar, Hermione snuck into Harry's room.

"I need to talk Harry, and I want your help," whispered Hermione.

"Its no use Hermione, I know everything I say will be going to Fumble-up, so you might as well just go".

"Well my telling Dumbledore is for your own good but that not why I am here". It is a long story but we have loads of time. Madeye, Ginny and Ron will not be back from the Lovegood's until around midnight. Dingle is the other order member on guard tonight but since it's so cold he and Molly are drinking coffee in the kitchen". Hermione sat next to Harry on the bed, flicked her wand at the door and started her tale while she started twirling Harry's hair between her fingers.

"What are you up to Hermione?"

Hermione shocked Harry that night in many ways. At first it was the mean streak she demonstrated in voice and actions. She really was vindictive yet calculating almost evil in her planning. Hermione knew of the plot to get Ginny and Harry married, to get his money and have Harry dead. She wanted in on the deal by marriage or blackmail. Harry meant nothing to her as she figured Fumble-up or Voltimort would win over Harry. There was one little fly in her honey pot and that was Ron. Oh! She would marry him but while he was making like he cared for her, she knew of how he thought he owned her. What really pissed her off was he was bonking Luna and was probably at it right now with Ginny as a lookout. For that, she was not going to give Ron her virginity.

I really thought that Ron would have a very short honeymoon, I hope he had a good burial policy.

Well Harry was never one to think the way everyone around him did, so whether he was just green or to noble his brain was still catching up when Hermione stood up. She opened her robes and they fell to the floor. She stood their in only her knickers until she pushed Harry back onto the bed and fell on top of him. She was snogging the hell out of Harry as she ripped his clothes off. Slow he might be but he did help with the garments. Harry was surprised in that she really was a virgin. She must have enjoyed herself the first time because she requested a repeat twice more. She then slipped out of Harry's room without so much as a thank you, but the grin on Harry's face indicated that he didn't mind very much.

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The only way they could stop Harry's mayhem in the Burrow was to drag Harry for a visit to Luna Lovegood. After a while this turned into a daily activity to get him out of the Burrow. Harry did notice the hum of the anti-apperation wards here as well and the mysterious appearing footprints which told of the KFC members under invisibility cloaks. Whether it was the Burrow or the Lovegood's Harry stayed because the more they tried to control him the less control they seemed to have and the more mayhem they got. Just as if magic all the footprints seemed to find holes in the ground or tree branches which made them fall or have their invisibility cloaks' removed or dislodged. Harry was having fun; he even got some of his minders tripped into the lake, as if by magic.

Another important thing Harry learned was that all the lands from the Burrow to and through the Lovegood's had been magical lands since before ever and Merlin. This was important because while they went swimming in a small lake within the forest, Harry found a ring with his foot in the murky water and mud. Harry was beginning to believe that his entire life was destined to collect rings that were ending up on his fingers. The important thing was that Harry put the ring on his pinkie finger. This was to keep it safe since he could not swim and was neck deep in water at the time. Well he seriously could not even dog paddle, his pinkie was the only finger free, and the ring was fairly small. Well magical lands since Merlin and now a magical ring found and it of course immediately shrunk to fit Harry's pinkie.

After getting out of the lake and sitting on the blanket, Ginny asked, "Harry, why are you playing with your finger?"

"Trying to get this stupid ring off that I found today" Harry pulled and pulled with no results.

"What ring?" asked Luna.

"This one" Harry almost shoved the ring in Luna's face, as he was so frustrated.

"Harry are you sure you don't have a 'Humpfargel' infestation? There is no ring on your hand" Luna mused.

When Ginny chimed in that there was no ring, which was the last straw, Harry stormed off. He was not in for jokes right now; the stupid ring was plainly on his hand and it would not come off, further if Ginny got anymore flirtey with him he would wake up with her in his bed. So far his bedroom was the only place and time, he was alone. She kept dropping hints about Dean, who Harry thought was a jerk, and she kept flirting with Harry. At least Harry thought a girl that hung over someone's shoulder was in close contact. Further putting her hand on his leg while she sat so close an ant couldn't pass between them and batting her eyes so much it caused a breeze was flirting. What was all this about to make him jealous or was it a come on? Yes, she was nicely shaped, and Harry had more than one thought of those nice breasts but that was a long time ago. Originally she was Ron's sister but now, well all the girls were looking nice to Harry these days. Right now, all Harry wanted to do is get away from this insanity. When it came to Ginny, Harry was not interested. She did not know that half the school knew about "The broom closet' incident, but Harry did and that's all that counted.

That evening there was a knock on Harry's bedroom door. It was Mr. Wesley, Harry was expecting the worst but Mr. Wesley just entered, turned his back on Harry, drew his wand and put up a silencing charm on the room. Putting away his wand, he turned and faced Harry.

"Harry I came to apologize for me and my family and ask you if you know what is going on".

"I'm sorry for any problems I am causing here but I really don't know what is going on either Mr. Wesley. I do know Dumbledork is determined to control me even if he has to lock me in a cage for the rest of my life. Ron has just let his jealousy over rule whatever common sense he had. I hope you know by now that Molly is pumping my food full of love potions for Ginny," replied Harry.

"I do not like what is going on but I am stuck, I AM going to have a word with my family about how you are being treated. I am sorry but I am between my job in the ministry, Dumbledore and my family. I am in a cage like you, any wrong move and I am in big trouble."

The conversation went on with both wishing they could help the other but in the end Harry tried to assure Mr. Wesley not to fret too much, there really was not much anyone could do just yet. Harry was also not sure if Mr. Wesley knew about the potion incident the other day. That was one event he did not really want known by many people.

I may have been confused about Ginny but I think that was cured when she was caught in the broom closet with that Hufflepuff impaled in her. What Ginny and her mother pulled the other morning was just too much.

Flashback:

The dream I was having was fantastic, I was lying on a beach and a fantastically shaped girl was making love to me while I laid back and enjoyed her. She was bouncing on me as the palms of my hands caress her. It was all so real of a dream but as my brain seemed to unfuzz about that time… …..my eyes popped open and saw Ginny just as she collapsed on my chest. I got a whiff of a sickly sweet aroma on her breath, and as I rolled her off me, my arm hit a small flask, which was empty. As I notice an odd, taste in my mouth…BANG, the door bursts open and Molly Wesley is running her mouth about marriage, pregnancy, and fertility potions. She was not happy when I gave her the finger and said "Sue Me". As best as I can figure it out was I was drugged and the sweet smell was a love potion, what all else was mixed in was anyone's guess. The comment about fertility potions and pregnancy was enough for even a dummy like me to figure out what they were trying. Harry chuckled as he remembered what the Goblin had said and it was not everyday you got free sex. However it appears that the rings are not fool-proof they got a potion in me.

Harry had to endure Dumdum, he showed up shortly thereafter with his eyes twinkling.

"Harry you must do the right thing for Ginny's sake, she loves you and is pregnant, marriage is your only decent thing to do".

As if she is pregnant, it is not from me so I give him the finger, sat and hummed a muggle tune that I remember. The Goblins said sterile for five years not five weeks. Ginny's brothers were next but Harry could not be touched as a shield formed around him. He was also dangerous to manhandle to the brothers regret, martial arts was fun.

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Some stinking life and day after tomorrow it is the Express back to the Head controller and his minions, yea just more of what I need. I wonder if the necklace comes off at Hogwart. Well there are some funny things. What are they going to do about me not having any clothes or books for school? Better yet when I tell them I cannot do magic because I do not have a working wand. Still better, what if I refuse to go to class, what are they going to do me? I am immune to imperious curse, I have a mind shield and the rings tell me if there are potions in my food. I just wish that Goblin prophecy did not say I would return to school, dam it all.

Why? Harry asks himself, why am I letting them do this? I think I will just pull a little surprise on the whole lot of them, what would they do control me? Would they put me in a cage? I have let the Goblins know I'm safe via Hedwick and I can 'Goblin fade', even if they have all these anti wards up everywhere. Dam it I want some revenge. Yea let's give them another taste of not controlling Harry Potter, better yet not knowing where he is just before school starts. Yes, let them control the image of Harry Potter when I am not available again before I head off to school. A good disappearance should have 'the turkey club' running around in circles; maybe give Dumbledork a stroke, upset the ministry….YES!

Harry did not 'Goblin Fade' out of the Burrow while they thought him asleep; he just climbed out the window and walked away. Finally, he grabbed a cab and then a train to London and finally getting a Muggle hotel room for the night. They had taken his wand, money wallet and left him with only his clothes on his back but they forgot to check the old standby, muggle credit card and money in his trainer, compliments of the Goblins.

The next morning a few blocks from the Leakey Cauldron Harry is heading to Gringotts, to remove this necklace and then to Platform 9 3/4. Harry continues his thoughts of where to 'fade' into Gringotts and avoid the 'Turkey club' that many stunners hurt. Harry decided that a little walk and maybe a stop at McDonalds would not hurt before he enters the magical alley. Weather deep in thought or just not paying attention Harry never saw it coming.

'SCREECH'.

A Mercedes trucks last attempt to gain control locking its breaks as it jumps the curb and hits a kid on the sidewalk breaking a necklace free, but not doing much good to the kid named Harry Potter.