Hello everyone! Welcome to this prompt from wrathofnerds! This is my first time writing auspistice, so I'm very excited to see what you guys think. Without further ado, let's begin!
Vriska groaned. The constant switching between kismesis and matesprit between Ampora and Captor was pissing her off. The hours of fighting and kissing annoyed everyone. Most of the trolls had begged Kanaya to auspistice between the two, but she refused. Vriska didn't blame her, either. This auspistice would be tough and tiring. Which meant only one troll was able to handle the job. The smartest, coolest, and bravest troll. Vriska fucking Serket, the only one prepared for the task.
At least, she certainly hoped so. The former kismesis with Eridan might make things awkward. No, Vriska had to stop thinking of such things. She was the only one who could do this. It was her job, no, her duty to solve this emotional mess.
The next day, Vriska found them fighting in the computer room. Not certain on how to start an ashen relationship, she stated it bluntly. "I want to be your guys' auspistice," she said.
This earned a confused look from the two trolls. "We really don't need on. Tho, thorry I gueth," Sollux replied.
"Yeah, wwe're fine on our own," Eridan scoffed.
"Well, I am. Not too thure about Ampora though," Sollux said.
"Shut the fuck up, Sol!" Eridan yelled.
"Fithdick!"
"Poser!"
This bickering went on for five minutes before Vriska snapped. "Shut up!" she screamed. The two trolls looked at her. Sollux was holding Eridan by his scarf, and Eridan was tugging on the collar of Sollux's shirt. They immediately released each other. "Good. Now, I'm your auspistice and I make the rules. There will be no flushed or caliginous advances on each other in the presence of others. If I find out about this happening," she said, looking down at her nails. She looked up with a wicked grin. "Well, I guess you'll just have to find out." Eridan and Sollux glanced at each other before nodding in agreement. "Wonderful."
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"What did you do to them? I haven't seen them talk for days," Kanaya said to Vriska as they watched Eridan and Sollux, who were on opposite sides of the computer room.
Vriska leaned casually against the wall and replied, "We just had a little talk."
"I don't think you understand the concept of an auspistice. The auspistice is supposed to help the other trolls, not scare them into doing whatever they command," Kanaya explained.
"Nobody else is complaining. And hey, I'm not bothered at all. I'm the only person I care about," Vriska stated. She went back to watching the two. Occasionally, they would cast a glance at each other. Slowly, Sollux moved closer to Eridan. When he reached his sea dweller, Vriska grunted and glared at them. They hastily separated and rushed to the opposite sides, continuing their torture once more. Vriska grinned and sighed contently.
"Not bothered at all," she repeated.
And scene! I've never seen this type of story, so I liked this idea a lot. Leave a request in the reviews, tell me what you think, and I will see you guys later.
Alright, I'm out.