Well….. You have a near death experience and end up meeting a soul that you've been carrying around face-to-face for the first time… Well, that's what happened to me. I must look like an idiot right now. I'm staring at Sophie in shock now. I stay like that until she breaks me out of my trance by waving her hand in my face. I blink and look down at her.

"What the hell is going on?"

"I told you Katy. You're having a near death experience."

"So, at this point I'm somewhere in between life and death?"

"Pretty much." Well, I can't argue with that. But…. Sophie looked upset.

"Sophie?"

"Why do you get to stay alive Katy? Why do you get to return to you body?" I sighed.

"Sophie…. It's complicated. I…. I have friends to get to…. I guess god kept me alive for a reason."

"You're lucky then. You have someone who loves you. Multiple people actually."

"Don't say that Sophie! I'm your friend! I care about you! You know that!" Sophie sniffed and looked up at me. I saw the faintest hint of a smile before everything turned white. Next thing I know, I'm leaning against a tree, and HOLY FUCK MY HEAD HURTS!

NEXT DAY: KAREN'S POV.

I like my rock. It's let's me do some fun things, but I don't think Kenny was happy when I covered the house in vines. Ooh! Now for some reason, I feel like having cake…. I think Katy's habit of going off topic is infectious… Well, some weird things happened today. I saw that Tweek kid getting chased by that Miraak guy from that Skyrim game. Tweek was shouting something about bears. Weird huh? Another weird thing, sometimes I see Katy talking to a girl named Sophie but….. No one's there…. Maybe Katy has an imaginary friend! I should ask her about it if the author lets me! I can break the forth wall and not get in trouble because I'm apparently very adorable. ….YAY! I should get back to the story. I'm at school today. We're finger painting in class today! I love finger painting! I think finger painting should be everywhere! YAY!

KATY'S POV.

Did the author just use Karen for filler? I DIDN'T BREAK THE FORTH WALL! It's works when J says it. Okay, let me get you caught up. Ever since I got up this morning, I've been feeling like I'm forgetting something. I just can't think of what I'm forgetting. I guess weirder shit have happened in this town though. Did you guys see Miraak chasing Tweek today? That was fucking funny. Anyway, schools ending, so I'm getting the fuck out of here before the teacher tries to give me detention for having pale skin again. Oh yes, my teach actually tried to give me detention for being pale. Fucking bitch. Well, on my way out, I glance at a calendar, only to do a double take. I just realized what I've been forgetting all fucking day!

Today is my fucking birthday!

XOXOXOXO

Yeah…. I have had little inspiration for this chapter….. We'll just see how the next chapter goes.