The Princess and the Bodyguard
Any that can go wrong, will go wrong...
He's good at protecting people but Gale was starting to curse the day he applied for the job.
He was so angry, he almost broke his key trying to open the car. He uttered a curse as he slammed the car door and said, "Damn that woman, she just had to go and get herself kidnapped."
"Well excuse you, that's a bit rude, don't you think?"
Gale almost pulled his gun out, fortunately that voice was irritatingly familiar. He turned to look at his back seat and saw the cause of his misery.
"What the fuck?" he said as he started to look around in the car and outside, when he found no immediate concern he rounded to the annoying woman, "What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Obviously, I'm kidnapped," she said, coolly, "I kidnapped myself."
"Why the hell did you do that?" he said, incredulous.
"It's just for a couple of days, then I'll unkidnap myself," she explained, "Don't you how hard it is to plan your own kidnapping?"
"No, because I'm not fucking stupid enough to do it!"
"That's not nice, you basically called me stupid," she pouted, "But I'm not that stupid, because you'll accompany me the whole trip."
"Trip? What trip?"
"The trip that I planned!" she explained, shaking her head, "Keep up with program, will you!"
Gale face palmed himself. He's trying to understand the woman sitting in his backseat, but it's really hard. He's baffled. And she took advantage of that.
Next thing he knew, he was driving with the 'kidnapped' spoiled lady giving him directions. He's going to contact her father as soon as he can but at the moment, he's trying hard to keep sane…
"You missed the exit!" she cried, hitting his head with her purse.
He really hoped he'd be sane enough. For both of them.
Thoughts?