A/N: Enjoy!
I've been thinking...I don't think I like my summary too much. So boring. Any suggestions?
Anyways. On to the chapter!
You bitches work fast.
I upload the chapter.
Eat some cereal.
Check my email.
Motherfucking 50 alerts.
Either I'm really funny…
Or you guys pity me and fear for my sanity.
Just kidding you bitches already know I'm insane.
Pshaw.
Anyways since you're so awesome:
I wrote you guys another song!
Here it goes:
Salutations
To each and every nation
It's Aiko and the BB
We're ridiculous bitches
We're fucking crazy.
The end.
Ha.
Take that Kirei-chan.
You know what I hate?
Smartasses.
*Me telling a Story*
Me: So I was driving home-
Guy: You were driving?
Me:…No, bitch. My mom was. Was that information even fucking relevant.
But onto the clichés, yes?
How many of us have this happen:
Me at Home
"Oh my gosh how is Kakashi going to warn Naruto in time! It's too late! Wait maybe the author is going to use this time to bust out a teleportation jutsu! Eek he's reaching into his pocket! For a scroll maybe? He pulled out a..a...a cellphone! Wait...what the fuck?"
There are just something's that you should not mix. While Naruto is on a mission, he should not be able to flip out a cell phone and text Sakura his location. Nor is he allowed to just go back home and open up his laptop and talk to some stranger online who he then falls in love with but said person turns out to be Sasuke and they fall in love and have babies.
That scenario is wrong in many ways, yet exists in our world today.
But you know Naruto could be a bit more consistent with these things as well.
For example:
1. Clash in the Land of Snow
They fucking have movie theaters in Naruto?
If they have fucking color movies then they should also have televisions and phones.
2. I don't fucking remember the name.
But there was a little boy that was a brat that Naruto was assigned to protect. The little boy had a pet fucking tiger.
The kid played games on his Gameboy.
The. Fuck.
But who cares, we all still love it.
Even though it's so much more depressing now...
*Sigh*
...
Anyways.
After awhile of fanficing, and all my old timers can attest to this, you are given like fucking super powers.
In regards to fanfiction anyway.
You have this ability...
It helps you.
It guides you.
It lets you know...
When a story is gonna suck.
It's an awesome power.
If it sucks, give us the first paragraph and we can map out the rest of your story. Or in other cases we get so disgusted that we can't even continue reading and find ourselves frantically clicking the back button.
We're the fucking ultimates at judging shit.
Now before I leave you guys, I'm going to pinpoint a anime cliche you can find anywhere:
If you look closely enough at the civilians in the background.
You can always find a couple of people that were in past fillers, were past villains, or who are...
Oh, you know…
Dead.
Who's up for an Easter scavenger hunt?
What's the first curse word I used in my story?
Have fun!
Happy Easter.
Fuck bitches.
A/N: Review!