Club Villain- Your Favorite Martian
I'm sorry, but I had to, I just LOVE this song. xD I recommend it to the highest degree. If all of you like it, I'll do a few more, like… Friend Zone or Stereotypes. Both would work quite well in the Harry Potter world. So, let me know!
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"Hello? Anyone in there?" Alysson was snapping and waving her hand in Matt's face, and had been for the past 5 minutes.
"Hmm?" he asked, looking up at her, realizing that she was trying to get his attention.
"I've been trying to get your attention for a while now Matt, is everything okay?" she asked, concerned.
"I'm fine."
"Course you are bud! And it was not 'quite awhile' Ally-girl, it was only a few minutes, you're just upset that the spotlight wasn't on you!" Jake Rayveer laughed, clapping him on the shoulder.
"And you guys do know that we're all probably gonna' go down under because of this right?"
"We're going to go to Australia?" Jeremy asked, confused. Jake grimaced as Alysson and Matthew laughed.
"I totally walked into that one, no Jeremy, we're goin' down to the Devil."
"Oh. Well, I see you're point. Do you guys think we're going to start another rave?" Jeremy asked.
The three looked at each other.
"Don't know, we'll have to see," Alysson said, shrugging, "And will you hurry up Jake, it does not take this long to spike up your fringe."
"Calm yourself girl, I'm done, sheesh."
And the four snuck out, keeping to the shadows, and making their way to the Great Hall.
~In the Great Hall~
Everyone was eating their dinner, excited, whispers going around that the Four Houses were going to perform. They weren't disappointed.
Only about 15 minutes in, they saw four people run in, and they cheered as one of the guys, they assumed he was Fish, began to sing.
It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to He waved us in, and we randomly met the
a brand new club in town, a disco teque I'd heard about through,
a friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
and then we rolled up and saw Koopa workin' at the door.
Mr. Hannibal Lecter, he was handlin' records
in the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection
to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and
the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon,
right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'
up in the dance club partyin' with all these villains.
Everyone was laughing and then, unsurprisingly, Sirius Black and James Potter jumped up and began dancing to the amusement of everyone. I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains. Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss. And Voldemort Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. seriously.
I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula,
the two were making out and touchin' tentacles.
they were checkin' out Mystique's - next to Chris Brown.
Everyone laughed, quickly getting over the mention of Voldemort. And Megatron, he was gettin' it on.
He was drawing a crowd, and they were callin' out loud like:
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I looked up and saw Venom doin' Jager Bombs on the ceiling.
That's when I knew that I'd be partyin' with all these villains.
More students jumped up and started yelling and shouting and, all together, doing the fist pump. That's when I saw her there, from across the room, And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka, Now Freddy used his claws to open up Chardonnay, I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains. (all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains)
I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains.
Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away.
She was with some Joker, but dude was probably gay.
me and Jabba tossed 'em back like "ooga chaca!"
Pushed Elmer Fudd out the way, so that I could get closer, and
I don't mean to be a Predator, but I gotta get at her.
I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me."
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin'
Up in the bedroom partyin' with one hot-ass villain.
I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, ke-ke keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, a-a all these villains, all these villains, a-a all these villains (villains, villains).
Everyone was laughing and shouting, "Again!"
Alysson, well SiGi now, was on the Gryffindor table, laughing so hard, she was crying.
"That was amazing!"
And then someone was standing right… next… to her…
She looked up to see Sirius Black and he was smirking.
"Why, I couldn't help but notice you dancing up here and thought I'd join you."
She was no longer laughing.
"Thanks but no thanks," and she tried to walk away, but he was having none of that.
"Aw come on, just-"
"She said no."
Black quickly turned around to see Fish, Beat, and Keys standing shoulder to shoulder, arms crossed, and on top of that, beyond angry.
"Hey guys, how ya' doing?" he asked, a smile on his face, nervous, but a smile nonetheless.
They glared at him.
"SiGi, come on, we best be going," Beat said sternly, holding out his hand for her to take.
She silently slipped past Sirius, took his hand and then was pulled behind her band mates. By now James, Remus, and Peter had formed a similar formation behind their friend.
"Stay away from her. She's obviously not interested in you," Keys hissed.
"Look guys, I didn't mean anything by it-"
"Then you should've walked away Black," Fish snarled.
The Hall was silent and you could have touched the tension in the air.
"Fish, Beat, Keys, come on guys, its Sirius Black what do you expect? Like I said earlier, he's nothing but a perverted Playboy bunny," SiGi murmured, tugging on their arms, desperately wanting to leave, but they couldn't be moved.
The boys continued to glare at each other, the band more-so than the Marauders, and then they seemed to have come to a silent agreement, and the tension was gone.
The three boys jumped off the table and then helped her down. As they walked out, protectively surrounding SiGi, the students in their way parted like the Red Sea, the fan-girls glaring jealously at SiGi.
When the four had left, the students still standing sat back down, and three of the four Marauders got down from the table.
They were already halfway to their seats when they realized he wasn't with them. Sirius, James, and Peter turned back around to see Remus staring at the doors with his brow furrowed; he was deep in thought.
"OI! MOONY! What're you doing?" James yelled, confused.
His head whipped to look at him and then he seemed to realize where he was. He quickly got down from the table and joined is friends.
Life moved on, but for the rest of the night, a certain werewolf's thoughts were pre-occupied.
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Hey look, plot! And not in an undercover chapter too! YAY!
So, what's on Remus' mind? What's on Keys' mind? What agreement did the boys come to? Let me know what you think!
Oh, I'm also auditioning for a lead in a local play, so wish me luck! Or not, you don't have to, it's just that I thought I'd give you a little look into my life, but you know, it's stupid, and totally a waste of time, so… you know I'm just gonna' stop typing and upload this chapter, okay? Okay. xD