I l00kd at da car w/ dumbie speedin away. Huh.

"so grindie kan u plz gib me a poly juice k?"

„ok"

He gab m3 a polijuce n den I took da tim turner. "time roulette go!" iscream n den I wuz awayyyy! To da future!

I wuz now in da futar in da hoggieworts palace, but like 10 years l8tuh. Now snap, lily, and j8mes were all in seven year. Nice! I l00kd around da castle. My glorius plan shalz happen n I wil finaly defat herminni her!

But 1st I had to eat da pozion. I 8 it, n den I bcame like me but like 10 years l8tuh me (rrrrrrlllly pretty ofc!)

"hey ho r u?" sum1 s8d.

…It wuz Serious! If I remembuh cortly hes da bff of evil jamz n lupin-sensei!

"ye helloz bro im a transfurr from liek murica n stuffz so lek plz show me round kkk?" I ask cutly.

"ok" he say. I know he's like sooooooo in love w/ me rn, but liek no tyme fo dat ok? I gotta do da plan.

"sooooo uh, how r u seros?" I ask. Obvi I dun car, but I like so hapsta find da evidanc and stuffz for my awsum plan! U kno?

He froz n look at me w/ da lovey dovey l00k in da eíeys. "That's…the first time anyone's EVER asked me that…may I please know your name, pretty lady?"

"Estique."

"Estique, I feel like even though I just met you literally 30 seconds ago, I can tell you everything. You see, I was always in a really bad family environment. My brother…"

He tlked lik a LOT, so ofc I like recrd it to gib da oldie man l8tuh. He is mi sheme buddy in da plan. Mayb seros kan tell me da weaknas of jamz n Lillie?!

"uh, ok seros bro that's uh super sad n stuff but uh can u still tell me a lillll bit bout jamz porter?" I ask.

"uh, he is so sensitive with chilies that just seeing one makes him pass out, he cries like a little girl when he watches care bears and uh, he's trying to make Lily Evans fall for him, so that he can be the most famous guy in the school, cuz Lilly is really good looking."

"wut r ur weaknas den bromigo"

„Uhhhhhhhhhh… p-purple dinosaurs creep me out, I scream whenever I see babies, and I secretly have a giant love for fred movies. I know its only has super bad jokes …but I cant help myself!" He start to cry a LOT!

"And uh, weaknessas for Lillie?"

"whenever we go out and see people have fun or somebody smiling, she starts to cry like crazy and thrash around on the floor. Anytime anyone's happy, really. She says it's a condition, but I don't think so. She creeps me out a lot."

Ok cherios u hab help me aload k thx bye"

"ok"

2 B CONTINUADDDDDD xDD