This message and question is for those youtubers! Ok guys, so have you seen 'Eridan's Fanfiction'? If so, should i take a shot of remaking and creating some of his stories just for laughs? If you havn't seen the video you should so look it up. It's really funny and really scarring. XD It has all the pairings i hate in it. Another thing! I am having another person type in his/her/its opinions into my notes as well as give me some chapter ideas. This person will go by another name, so i'll label his/her/its notes and mine. LOOK OUT BROS! :o) He/She/it is coming next chapter! ALSO this chapter is super long...
Rose was finishing up her research when she was 'pestered' by a chum. Rose pulled up pesterchum to see who was trying to contact her now.
TG: Are you there?
TT: Yes. What do you need?
TG: John's been ignoring my messages. It's getting annoying.
TT: Oh, there's a logical explination.
TT: John's blind and cannot see your messages. He can only chat with an aid now.
TG: Seriously? How did he do that?
TG: This kid needs help.
TT: I pressume he's gotten hydrolic acid into his eyes. He asked me personally to assist him in finding an aid for his eyes.
TT: I am almost done with the research. It seems i can not do much to really help him.
TG: Nobody can truly help John.
TT: point taken. I need to get to John as soon as possible though, for his sake.
TG: yeah yeah, i've been hearing some stuff about him and those trolls getting put away somewhere.
TG: That's true or what?
TT: Yes, i believe it is the truth. John will be gone for about a month in a half. I checked the website.
TG: Hm. John would never make it in there. Especially without his sight. Go help him already.
TT: that's what i was aiming for before you interrupted me so timely.
Tentacletherapist [TT] ceased chatting with Turntechgodhead [TG].
Rose logged off of Pesterchum and checked her research page once more before shutting it down also. Rose looked at the wall clock. It's been about five minutes since she's promised John she would come to help him. Rose snatched her phone and began to make her way towards the door. Before Rose could even touch the doorknob, a voice called her out from the staircase.
"I believe it is almost sunset. I pressume you are simply checking if the mail has arrived?" Kanaya said.
Rose turned to face Kanaya, whom was standing at the top of the staircase.
"No, John is in need of my assistance once again. Do you want to join me?" Rose invited.
"I don't see why i should not." Kanaya nodded.
Kanaya walked down the staircase as silently as possible to not awake anyone. It was a bit late for that, Nepeta was frolicing and dragging Equius down the halls to stop and see the action. Nepeta stopped skipping and dragging Equius. Nepeta stepped over to sit on the staircase's rail and slide down gracefully and land on the tile at the bottom before Kanaya could reach Rose. Equius simply walked down slowly behind Kanaya.
"Where are you going?" Nepeta purred.
"Out." Rose said simply.
"I wanna go outside too!" Nepeta gasped and clasped her claws together.
"You seem to misunderstand." Kanaya stepped next to Rose loyally. "We have some duties to fulfill."
Nepeta's tail flickered in interest and she smiled. Equius sighed and watched as Nepeta continued to egg Rose and Kanaya on.
"I wanna come!" Nepeta giggled. "Equius can come along too! We can do MISSIONS!"
"If you can handle it, i assume you won't be too much of a hastle. We are going to assist John with his issues." Rose said bitterly.
"I ship it!" Nepeta mewed happily.
"Nepeta, i think you shouldn't go." Equius said. "Rose obviously is going on a date with John."
"No i'm not." Rose snapped.
"It's okay." Equius nodded. "I had a girl friend once. She was a robot. But you have the oppurtunity to go see him in the flesh."
"I don't like him that way! He's blind!" Rose blushed.
"Oh, so you are going on a forced blind date?" Equius asked.
"No!" Rose retorted.
"I am confused."
"Obviously." Rose huffed. "John has been having issues with his sight and i am going to help him, not have a make out session."
"How exactly is the human going blind?"
Rose just grimaced and rolled her eyes. This was getting ridiculous. Rose only had a few minutes to get to John on time.
"Listen, i'll explain on the way if you will keep quiet and do as i say." Rose suggested.
"Alrighty!" Nepeta clapped.
Rose turned her back to them to open the door and stride out. Kanaya followed as Nepeta skipped out holding Equius' hand. Equius reached with a free hand to shut the door with a slam. The four of them walked down the driveway. Rose checked her watch. Five more minutes and she'd be late. Oh well, it's not like John will be able to see the time.
"How are we getting there? John's across town." Nepeta cocked her head.
"Right..." Rose sighed in defeat. "I guess we will have to be driven by car."
"Don't you have to be at least sixteen to drive one of those machines?" Kanaya asked.
"Yes, i know." Rose pinched the bridge of her nose. "We have to ask Roxy to drive us."
Rose walked back into the house and left the three trolls standing in the driveway.
"Who's Roxy again?" Nepeta asked sweetly.
"I believe it is either her mother, or her sister..." Kanaya pondered.
They all stood silent for a few moments. Crashing and yelling sounds came from the house and some obnoxious laughter followed by a screech and an 'i didn't mean it' exclamation. Finally, the door snapped open and Rose walked out pridefully, looking like she accomplished something of worth. Roxy shortly after walked out with her usual scarf on, but looking rather undone and sloppy as well as her hair being messed up. It looked like she'd been through a cat fight. Roxy fixed her frizzed hair and flipped her undone scarf over her shoulder to correct it dramatically, and walked to the car. Rose was already inside the car in the passenger's seat, waiting for everyone. Nepeta was guided by Equius silently to the backseat. Kanaya was last to step into the car after Roxy casually buckled herself in.
"So, where's this little boy's house?" Roxy asked.
"It's where it usually is. You've been there a few times." Rose said tiredly.
"Oh!" Roxy laughed but nobody else did.
"Just step on it." Rose sighed. "I'm going to be late."
Roxy pulled out of the driveway and began to make her way down the road rather quickly. Kanaya adjusted her seatbelt tighter.
"Are you sure Roxy is not under the influence?" Kanaya whispered.
Rose looked back and shrugged with a nervous look on her face. Kanaya sighed and watched the lamp posts fly by the speeding car. Nepeta looked out the window and aw'ed at how fast they were going. Her tail flickered and repeatedly slapped Equius' face. Equius put out a hand to block it.
"Nepeta, you're tickling my face." Equius stated.
Nepeta glanced back and blushed with a giggle before snatching her tail and looking back through the window. Equius smiled a little at how Nepeta had no idea how much danger they were in. For more than a few minutes the car had sped up at a vast rate. The car only sped faster and faster though. Rose did say 'step on it'. Roxy takes things a little literally when she's drunk, Rose guesses. Rose began to get slightly nervous. She didn't show it of course.
"Roxy, i believe we are in a fifteen mile per hour zone." Rose said calmly.
"Yeah! I love the thrill of a joy ride!" Roxy laughed.
"Roxy, i mean to say you are not supposed to go fifty miles per hour in a school zone. It's against the law."
"HAH! I've been through SBURB! Laws don't abide to me anymore!" Roxy smiled.
"I believe guns do. The things that cops use when they've run out of patience?"
"Good point R-"
Roxy was interrupted by a sudden jolt, making the car's air bags unfold in Rose and Roxy's faces. The car's alarms went off and steam came from the front hood. Roxy pushed her air bag away from her face and smiled.
"We're here!" Roxy announced.
Kanaya immediately unbuckled her seat belt and practically threw herself out of the car. Kanaya straightened herself and brushed off her red skirt and composed herself better before attending to Rose. Rose got out of the car less shakily. She seemed relatively calm about the ride, even though they crashed into John's front porch. Nepeta leaped out of the car by Equius and giggled and clapped her hands joyously.
"Again again!" Nepeta squealed.
"I suggest we go inside instead..." Equius said.
"Agreed." Kanaya sighed.
The five of them walked up to the front door. It didn't take so long to walk up there because the car was practically right next to it. Rose knocked on the door and awaited for someone to answer. Within a moment, the door was opened by Dad. He ignored the five guests and gaped at what was left of the porch.
"What? Why did you...Oh just get inside." Dad gave up.
The five stepped in and Dad shut the door.
"So, why are you guys here?" Dad asked.
"John said he needed help." Rose said.
"Oh. With what? Why can't i help?" Dad retorted.
"Uh..." Rose paused. "OH! He needs his homework for the next few weeks! He can't fall behind."
Dad nodded and stepped aside to signal they could go upstairs. Everyone went up except Roxy. She stayed behind to chat with Mr. Egbert. Rose lead the way upstairs and paused at the closed door. She turned to face the trolls.
"Okay, so don't let John know Nepeta or Equius is here. I didn't get permission from him to see if you two could come." Rose explained.
"ALrighty!" Nepeta purred. "I'll be as stealthy as EVER!"
Rose sighed tiredly. Might as well tell John she's here now. Oh well, let's go see john. Rose opened the door and saw everyone sitting and packing. The three trolls and Rose stepped inside and looked around for John. John was sitting on Vriska's bed staring at his hands blankly as they sat on his lap. Rose and Kanaya stepped over as Nepeta began to frolic off to go bother somebody else. Equius of course trailed behind to keep track of her.
Rose and Kanaya sat on either side of John. John felt the pressure around him increase and felt around with his hands to see who was there. His hands landed on Rose's but he didn't know that.
"John, it's me. Rose?" Rose said.
"Oh. What am i touching?" John asked.
"My hand." Rose smiled a little.
"Oh! S..Sorry!" John blushed and retreated his hand.
"It's fine John. Kanaya's on the left side of you." Rose pointed.
"Hello John." Kanaya greeted.
"Hey...so can you possibly help this?" John signaled towards his face.
"Well, i got a few files from various resources." Rose nodded.
Rose reached in her purse and pulled out a few sheets as well as some viles. Rose skimmed through the paragraphs she printed and looked at John every once in awhile.
"Alright, so from the looks of it your eyes are not badly damaged. If my home made remedies do not help, i may ask Equius for assistance." Rose explained.
"Home made? That sounds unofficial. How do you know these home made things are any good?" John whined.
"That's the thing." Rose glanced at the bottles. "I don't know. But it's worth a try. Your eyes can't get any worse."
John's silence was all he could do to respond. He couldn't protest that...
"Shall i help you, Rose?" Kanaya asked.
"Sure. Hold him down while i pour this in his eyes." Rose whispered.
John immediately picked up on the conversation and scooted back uneasily.
"Come on, it won't hurt too much." Rose comforted.
"No way, you're going to have to get a whole load of people to hold me down for that!" John shook his head.
"Very well." Rose stood up.
"Wait, i was kidding!" John panicked.
Rose ignored John and cleared her throat. "Ahem! Everybody, i will pay each of you an amount of cash if you help me hold down John while i pour various painful substances into his eyes!"
Everyone glanced back for a moment then turned back around to talk and discuss things. Rose crossed her arms and looked back at John. He was currently trying to find a place to hide blindly. John felt the edge of the bed and decided he knew where he was. He slowly got off and crawled under the bed as Kanaya watched.
"Shall I get him from underneath?" Kanaya asked.
"No, i'm pretty sure that bed won't hold off for long." Rose said.
"We've made a dethithon!" Sollux announced.
Rose turned back around to see the trolls standing by patiently.
"Alright, what is it?"
"We will help you torchure John, in exchange of thome cath."
"Very well. Get him from under the bed and hold his arms and legs and head down while i get my things ready." Rose ordered.
Everyone crowded around the bed where John was and shoved their hands under to grab him. Since John could only hear chatter and feel vibrations of slamming hands on the floor, John retreated away to the very back of the bed.
"Guys you don't have to do this! Money's stupid! Right?" John asked shakily.
"It's alright!" Vriska cackled. "It'll be quick!"
John tucked his knees in and wrapped his arms around himself as he simply waited for them to reach him. John felt a hand touch his foot. This scared the crap out of John, so he kicked in a panic and shrieked. More hands now clamped onto his outsrtetched leg, and began to drag him. John quickly slammed his hands everywhere to try and find something to latch onto. His hands hit nothing but the floor. John began to yelp and shriek.
"No no no no no!" John cried.
"Finally! I was about to turn seven sweeps before we got him!" Vriska scoffed.
"Heh, thith wath eathier than i thought. Even a blind perthon can do thith." Sollux said.
"Shut up! I'm freaking out right now!" John complained.
They all finally managed to drag John from under the bed. Three people took each limb to hold down while Rose held down John's head and used a free hand to open the vile.
"Is this really nessasary? I'm okay with being blind! I like it!" John yelled.
"Shut up and hold still!" Rose snapped.
Rose was sitting on John's chest, and used her knees to lock John's head in place from either side. John shut his eyes, so it was more difficult to get to them. Rose huffed impatiently.
"Alright! Someone hold open his eyes!" Rose commanded.
Terezi got up from John's right leg and sat by John's head. She clasped his eye lids and pulled them open with a sharp grin.
"Hehe! This is going to be so awesome! Watching you squirm and scream like a little grub!" Terezi cackled.
Before John could protest, Rose practically dumped the clear liquid into John's eyes. Terezi let go of John's eye lids. John shut his eyes and yelped in pain. He struggled to move his arms so he could use them to cover his eyes, but the trolls held them down good and tight. Terezi simply laughed at John's pain, a bit too loudly actually.
"THAT FREAKING HURTS!" John screamed.
"Good! Revenge!" Eridan yelled.
"Shut up! I'll make sure you get this crap in your eyes too!" John snapped.
"John needs a shoosh pap!" Nepeta said with a purr.
"UGH!" John groaned and slammed his head to the floor.
"It doesn't work with humans, Nepeta." Equius said.
"We can try. Karkat, shoosh pap this fool!" Nepeta squealed.
Karkat let go of John's left arm and sat by John's head. He patted John's forehead and shushed him. John didn't seem to happy about it. He shut up, but he gave Karkat an evil eye.
"Yay he's shutting up." Tavros whispered.
Karkat stopped patting and sat by John's head. John exhaled loudly in response.
"Can you let go of me now?" John asked.
Everyone mumbled and got off of John quickly. John sat up and rubbed his burning eyes with a moan.
"So, i still can't see." John said bitterly.
"It's a procsess. See, give it some time. You're leaving for that camp in the morning. You better get your stuff together." Rose said.
"Alright. Where's Karkat i need to thank that pain.." John looked around.
"Huh. Where did Karkitty go?" Nepeta asked sadly.
Karkat wasn't in the room anymore. He just disapeared. Where'd Karkat go?!
Ok bros! My new friend whom will be adding notes and ideas to the story now too is Terezi Purryrope. (we're going with the cat theme here. Lol Meowkara and Purryrope? Puns i know, they're annoying but its cute in our opinion.) I'll label who's saying what! See ya next chapter. Terezi will see you guys too. ;o)