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AN: Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the Characters owned by Fox. Expect Blair as she is my own creation. I don't owe Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory owned by Warner Bros. and Roald Dahl.
Pairings: Santana/Blair, Rachel/Quinn at this stage may change.
AN: All mistakes are mine, No beta. So I do apologise for them
Chapter Thirteen: Buzzing chair and Die.
Rachel arrives home later in the afternoon to be surprised to find Blair's car parked outside the house. Rachel knew that Blair wasn't at school after lunch and didn't know why she wasn't there. She walked through the house to the kitchen to find Blair sitting at the table nursing a drink. Rachel sat down next to her. She noticed that Blair was showered and in different clothes.
"What happened to you? Why weren't you at school this afternoon" Rachel asks
"Because some idiotic jocks decided to slushy me again" Blair replies sadly
"Are you ok" Rachel asks
"Yeah I'm fine" Blair mumbles
Rachel just nodded her head and looked at her friend feeling sad for her but she understands what it was like to be slushy. Since they had started Blair has been slushed twice. Rachel was thinking about using her new position within the school to try and find a way to get back at them but then again it could blow up in her face.
"Do you know who was behind it" Rachel asks her friend
"I have a few ideas who might have behind it but I'm going to wait then I'll get them back" Blair says
"Good" Rae told her.
They both sat there for a few minutes in silence before Blair spoke up
"I'm heading over to Aarons so we can get things organised for tomorrow and also I'm staying there for a few days"
Rachel just nodded she didn't know what to say to her she knew that the tension between them was almost out of control and they need to put things right. Rachel knew that she was being stubborn and should just forgive her friend but she wasn't there though. Before Blair left she told Rachel that she didn't need to be there tonight and that they were able to get it all set up without her and that she will see her at school in the morning. Rachel watched her best friend drive away. Rachel knew then that she needed to put the incident behind her and move on and go back to what the main issue to why they were here and that was to bring the school down. Rachel smirked as she made her way to the lounge thinking about to tomorrow.
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Next morning Blair was waiting for Rachel at their lockers as Blair had just finished her detention. Rachel pulled her stuff from her locker and goes ready for her morning classes, Blair pulled a remote from her pocket and handed it to Rachel once she had finished and closed her locker. They made their way to class saw that everyone was already seated and waiting for Mr Schue to arrive. The girls took their seats Rachel noticed that Santana and Quinn were talking to each other very quietly and watching the sisters very carefully as she sat down. Everyone else was not paying them any attention as they knew to watch themselves around them, if they didn't want to end up like Finn.
"Prêt à le faire" Blair said in French looking at Rachel (Trans. "Ready to do this")
"Yup, bien sûr je suis" Rachel replied turning to smile at Blair (trans. 'Yup, of course I am')
"Cool, maintenant tout ce que nous avons à faire est d'attendre" Blair smiled (trans. 'Cool; now all we have to do is wait')
From the corner of her eye she saw the Unholy Trinity watching them and probably wondering what they were saying because it was the first time since Monday that they have seen Rachel and Blair talk to each other even it was in French.
"Nous sommes surveillés" Rachel said pointing her head towards the cheerleaders. Blair lifted her head and looked over to see that Rachel was correct that they were watching them. (trans. 'We're being watched')
"Nous avons juste à être prudent avec eux autour d'" Blair sighs "il est encore en retard en cours d'exécution" (trans; 'we just have to be careful with them around', 'he's running late again')
"Quand il n'est pas" Rachel smiles at her friend and Blair giggled (Trans; 'when isn't he)
"Livewire regarde et attend pour le signal" Blair told her (trans; 'Livewire is watching and waiting for the signal')
"Cool" Rachel replied
They stopped talking to each other and went back to waiting for Mr Schue to arrive and start the class. Both girls were eagerly waiting so they can start with the prank that they have organised for this morning. Few minutes later he arrived and went through the roster and began the lesson for the day. He was writing Spanish on the board; Rachel and Blair had to control themselves from rolling their eyes at how poorly he was doing. They quickly shared a look and then controlled their facial expression so they wouldn't get caught. Rachel was watching Mr Schue very carefully and was waiting for the right moment.
"Right class, open your books to page 35 and read the paragraphs that are there" Mr Schue said as he sat down and watched his students open their books to the said text.
"Then I want you to copy the GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed and jump from his seat so fast that no one knew what was going on and to why he just screamed.
The Frost sisters were hard not to laugh at the scene knowing why he bolted from out of his chair. Most of the class were too stunned as to why he screamed. Some were giggling as they had found it funny to see Mr Schue scream and jump sky high.
"Mr Schue, are you alright?" Tina asked concerned
"Yes I'm alright Tina. I just got some type of shock from my chair" he muttered as some of students giggled at the fact his chair shocked him.
Mr Schue went to his chair and start inspecting and patting it down carefully to see what was going and if it would do it again without him sitting down. Rachel and Blair were trying hard not to laugh at Mr Schue as is carefully and curiously check his chair over. When he was sure that it was safe he sat down and continued his lesson.
Rachel looked over at Blair raising her eyebrow asking a silent question Blair gave Rachel a slight nodded to answer her question. Rachel pressed the button on the remote again and within seconds Mr Schue screamed and bolted from his chair for the second twice by now the whole class was laughing at the scene as he rubbed his ass then scratches his head.
"What the hell" he said looking at the chair then at his class who were laughing.
He didn't know what was going on and why his chair was shocking him. He tried to ignore the laughing that was still going on in his classroom and went to check his chair again. He was getting frustrated that this happening, it was interrupting his lesson. He checked over his chair for the second time and nothing was happening as he touched. He sighs and decides it's probably safe for to sit back down. He had come to the conclusion that it was static from his clothes and the chair.
Blair looked around the room as the laughing quieted down and saw everyone had their eyes on Mr Schue as he proceeded to slowly lowed himself carefully onto his chair. Blair rubbed her right eyebrow signalling Aaron who was watching from the camera that was placed in the classroom. Within seconds the whole school was filled with yelps and screams coming from all the teachers including Mr Schue for the third time. All the students throughout the school were laughing at the teachers as they all had bolted from the chairs for the electric shock they had received.
Emma Phillsbury could be heard screaming through the hallway, yelling that something had stung her bum. She straight into Mr Schue's classroom in hysterics sobbing out that something stung her bum. Blair and Rachel could no longer control themselves and burst out in laugher that had them in tears that were running down their cheeks; they were trying to hold themselves to their table so they didn't fall to the ground. Mr Schue was trying to comfort Emma who was still upset by the ordeal when Mr Figgins came in asking what was happening and why all the teachers chairs were giving them a shock. He asked the students who were still giggling if anyone knew anything about it. Mr Figgins gave up asking Mr Schues class within a few minutes as he was getting nowhere due to the students couldn't give him any straight answers.
Class finished just after the Principal stormed out as the students couldn't stop laughing. Blair and Rachel headed to their next class as they did they passed Coach Sylvester who gave them a knowing smirk and nod to them, both girls returned the nod and continued on their way wearing big smiles. Sue knew about the prank and had to take part as she knew she couldn't draw attention to herself as the only teacher that didn't get shocked but she didn't care because Mr Schue got shocked three times and that made up for it. Rachel was over the moon how things went and it was one step further in their plan to bring down the school. She was more excited about the next part of their prank that was happening much later in the day and it was a big one.
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The rest of the day went by peacefully and the teachers were happy that they didn't get shocked again but they couldn't work out how it happened. Mr Figgins was busy investigating the chairs and hunting down the culprit that was behind it. The morning event had become the most talked about topic as both students and teachers were wondering who it was and how they were able to get all the teachers at once. Blair and Rachel were watching and listening to everyone who seemed to talk about it non – stop. Both of them knew that had to be careful as there were a few people watching them mainly the Unholy Trinity. Rachel wasn't too worried she believed they may have been curious that Blair and she were talking after a day of silence. Rachel still hasn't forgiven Blair but in the end they were still friends and they had a job to do.
When school had finished Blair and Rachel left school in their own cars and went down the block and parked up. Rachel got out of her car and jumped into the passenger's seat of Blair's car that had just set up her lap and started to watch what was playing on the screen. They watched all the glee kids enter the choir room for practice. Both were wearing big megawatt smiles.
Glee Choir Room
Meanwhile all the Glee club kids were entering the choir room for practice they took their seats still discussing the mornings prank some of them felt sorry for Mr Schue has he had received three shocks instead of the one like all the other teachers and the others found it hilarious and clever and they wanted to know who had done it.
Few minutes later Mr Schue arrived and everyone went quiet. "Ok guys let's start talking about ideas for sectionals that is coming up" everyone groaned has none of them had any ideas and they were more interested about this morning.
"Come on guys this is important" Finn told his club mates trying to support Mr Schue "This is our year"
Everyone groaned at the boy but they all knew that he was right; it was their year to win. They started tossing ideas around, Finn and Mercedes had put their names forward to do a duet and any solos that they could get, as they both believed they were suited to do them. A few people were disappointed that Mr Schue had agreed with them to be the lead singers, some thought they could get a lead as it was their last year at high school but Mr Schue didn't agree.
Mr Schue was giving them a class assignment for the week which was 80's rock music when the choir room sprinklers went off all sudden everyone give little yelps as they start to get wet by orange water and not normal water but they didn't pay much attention as they were trying to make their way to the closed door. Brittany was the first one at the door as she opened it and to go out she was meet by five mannequins which had dropped from the roof outside the choir room door. She screamed like bloody murdered when they dropped and ran into them. Santana pushed everyone out of her way so she could to Brittany to calm the blonde down who was shaking and crying. Quinn had it up to her friends to also help comfort Brittany. Santana let go of Brittany and tried to pull down them down to only find that they all had "THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING" written on them, Santana herself was now scared as she couldn't work out what was happening. They were all starting to panic and trying to understand the message, some of the guys moved up to the front and began to pull down the mannequins by the time they had got some of them down the sprinklers had stopped. They all rushed out of the classroom and ran to their lockers and grab their gym clothes and headed in the direction of the girls and boys locker room showers.
Boys Locker Room
While the guys were showering they all realised that they were once again attacked by skin dye and was finding hard to wash off. Blaine had just finished showering and getting dressed and was about to do his hair when he looked in the mirror and he just about fainted when he saw his appearance. He stood frozen as he looked his now bright orange face but not only, that, he now had bright green hair.
"MY HAIR" He yelled, Puck round the corner wrapped in a towel around his waist and looked over at Blaine
"Holy fuck dude" he laughed out
"It's not funny" Blaine muttered
"Yeah it is" Puck said between his laughs
"Have you had a look at yourself" Blaine pointed, Puck went to the mirror and saw that he too had bright orange skin and bright green hair
"Ahh fuck, I have green hair" he sighed then laughed "Whoever did this prank is awesome"
"It's not funny or awesome, it's downright cruel" Kurt told him coming up to them all dressed.
"It's epic and so clever" he laughed again
All the guys were all dressed and all of them also had orange skin and bright green hair and everyone apart from Puck were upset and they too believed that this prank was cruel. Mr Schue had also finished and was not happy about his new appearance and was going to talk to the Principal about finding out who had done this.
Across the hall in the girl's locker room they had also discovered that they too had orange skin and green hair and they were furious and wanting to leave the school as fast as they could before anyone could see them.
Brittany did find it a little funny and she seemed to be ok with it if the others weren't, she had calmed down after being scared by the mannequins although that can't be said about Santana and Quinn. Both of them were furious and they were planning to hunt down the prankster and kick the shit out of that person for this. They were getting sick and tired of being targets and couldn't understand why someone was doing this to them, it didn't make sense.
They all meet up in the hallway and all noticed that they looked the same. Puck took one look at the girls and burst in laugher and Brittany chuckled at the scene. Everyone else didn't find it funny instead, they thought it was a sick joke and wanted to know who had done it. They said bye to each other and went their different ways.
Back in Blair's car
Blair had just shut down her laptop that was still pissing herself with laugher; she looks over at Rachel who was also in the same condition. They were both extremely happy with the outcome of the prank and were happy that they put the green hair dye in their shampoo the night before because the outcome was far better than they had hoped for. They knew that most of the glee kids were not happy with the prank and some of them may come looking for revenge if they were to work out who was behind it.
Rachel went back to her car and they both headed back to the house where Aaron was meeting them to have dinner and go over the recording of today's prank and to go over and set up the next part of the prank that was happening the following day. Rachel was very happy with the outcome and could see that their plan was working and soon the school will be begging for mercy for the pranks to stop. Tonight she was going to celebrate that she is one step closer to completing her goal.
Next Morning
Once again the girls found themselves standing by their lockers the next morning waiting for the arrival of the glee club whom have yet to make appearance. They couldn't wait to see the master piece they had created out of the glee club and to see the school reaction to the outcome of the prank. Rachel received a text from Aaron saying that they had arrived and they were walking together through the school. Within seconds they heard laugher coming from down the hall. They both turned around to look like they were busy with their lockers trying to stop from smiling.
They turned around when they heard the laugher getting louder. What they all saw was all the glee members walking together; they all still had the bright orange skin and bright green hair. Most of them had spent the night trying to get it all off with no success and that made them even angrier at the prankster.
The Unholy Trinity were giving cold glares at everyone who had their phone out and taking pictures of them as they walked passed. The rest had their heads down in shame as they were not happy about walking pass everyone with orange skin and green hair. Blair and Rachel couldn't contain their laugher any longer as they walked by them. They were happy that their prank had gone off without a hitch and that they were one step closer. Santana and Quinn shot them a dirty glare, they were still pissed that they were pranked and they were planning to start looking for the culprit and was going to punish whoever it was to the extreme.
Rachel and Blair watched as they all went to their lockers only to find a flyer stuck to their doors saying:
CHOCOLATE FACTORY NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS
OOMPA-LOOMPAS BEING HIRED NOW
FROM YOUR FRIENDLY CHOCOLATE MAKER
WILLY WONKA
"WHO DID THIS?" Santana and Quinn both yelled, everyone just cracked up at them
"TELL ME, WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?" Quinn screamed
No one answered the captains; all the other glee members were upset and angry as they had just worked out that they do indeed have the appearance of the oompa-loompa from the movie. They all ripped down the flyers and proceed to open their lockers to only be met by splash of chocolate syrup to the face. The hall was fill with screams of yelps and screams as all the glee members were slashed in the face which caused everyone else to start laughing at the scene as all the glee members were covered in the sticky syrup and more of it spilled from their lockers onto the floor. They cheerio's were now raging with rage as they were on the receiving of two pranks in less than 24 hours and were ready to kill whoever was behind it.
"Whoever did this is going to pay" Quinn snarled wipe her face down with her hands
"When I catch them I'm going to fucking rip them a new asshole" Santana growled doing the same as Quinn
The hallway was filled of the sound of locker doors being slammed shut and they grab their stuff and headed off to the locker room showers to get cleaned up. Both Rachel and Blair could not stop laughing at them as they all rushed to get clean leaving syrup trailing behind them, they received glares from the captains again as they ran passed. They grab their own stuff and headed towards their first class.
Meanwhile Mr Schue arrived at school later than normal as he too tried getting the stuff off the night before with no luck and he was also worried about who was behind it. When he entered his office and the first thing he notices is a note taped to his chair, he walked over and ripped it off and read it:
THE LEADER IS ALWAYS THE FIRST TO GO
THE MUTINY HAS BEGAN
Mr Schue could not wrap his head around the note and its meaning, also why was his glee club being targeted. He sat down in his chair to only have chocolate syrup pour down him from the bucket attached to the ceiling. He yelped when the sticky product hit him. First the chair, the dye now this he was thinking to himself. Mr Schue was not happy about being pranked and he had a funny feeling he might know who was behind it all: Coach Sylvester. He was planning to go have a talk to her and find out if it was her but first he had to go clean up.
Rachel was a very happy person right now that things were working out and going according to plan and couldn't wait for it to be completed but that is some time a way. Blair and Rachel took their seats in their first class and waited for the class to begin. The teacher arrived and started the lesson within minutes some of the glee members arrived all clean and a different set of clothing. Most of the students including Blair and Rae just giggled at them as they took their seats. Half way through the class it was interrupted by a song playing over the loudspeakers throughout the school:
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
I've got the prefect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
If you were wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do
Doompa Dee Do
By the end of the song everyone expected the glee members were in stitches from laughing hard at them as they did look like the Oompa Loompas. The teachers themselves were having trouble from laughing and to control their classrooms. The Glee kids were highly embarrass and humiliate at being pranked that some of them had to leave class as they couldn't handle the sniggers and giggles they were receiving from their class mates. Rachel was glad to see them get a taste of their own medicine, so they can know what like it is like to be teased and humiliated in front of people.
The song continued to interrupt classes through the day so by the end of the day most of the glee members had left to go home as they couldn't take people staring and pointing and still laughing at them. Rachel did not feel guilty as they were getting what they deserved. She was at her locker at the end of the day, putting things away so she could go home when she felt a hand on her shoulder she span around to see who it was to only have a pair of lips on hers. She was stunned at being kissed; it took a few seconds when she automatically started to kiss back. She enjoyed the kiss by tried not to deepen the kiss. When they broke apart, she looked up to see who was kissing her she started mentally to curse herself as she looked into the eyes of Noah Puckerman.
"That was epic" he said smiling down at the stunned Rachel. She didn't know how to reply she couldn't find her voice "I know it's you and Blair"
"Know what?" She replied finding her voice
He just shrugged and walked away mentally fist pumping himself. He was happy that he was able to finally kiss one of the Frost sisters. Rachel on the other hand was still swearing at herself hoping that he doesn't know that they are behind the pranks. She grabs her stuff and closed her locker door and headed to her car. Today was an awesome day for her.
Oompa Loompa song written by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley.
There you go the next chapter.
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