Alright guys, I'm going to try something a little different for this chapter. First off, this one will be in dialogue, not storytelling like usual. Secondly, this is something I RPed out with GalaxyPegasus14 via PM. This will especially be extra long, as the randomness continued during the time I was actually putting the stuff on the document.
WARNING: Contains Death the Kid, Black*Star, Minecraft, and plenty of MFB randomness as well!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR MYSELF AND BRY!
Me: RANDOMNESS SESSION!
Nile: NUUUUU!
Me: *throws bricks in his face* SILENCE FOOL!
Masamune: I LOVE UNICORNS! AND DO DA HARLEM SHAKE! *does harlem shake*
Galaxy: XD YAY! RADOMNESS!'
Galaxy:-smashes through wall on Batman's motorcycle- yeah! -starts breakdancing with Masamune-
Gingka: You're kidding me... Not the FFA's again!
Galaxy: yes us again! -throws glitter bomb at Gingka-
Ryuga: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! *dances gangnam style*
Me: RAINBOW UNICORN PIES FOR EVERYONE! *throws pies in everyone's faces*
Damian: MY EYYYYESS! IT BURNS!
Galaxy:-smacks Damian on back of head and his hair turns pink- Deal with it, midget. -throws glitter bombs everywhere-
Me: Aww, but Damian's a cute little midget. *evil grin*
Kyoya: BUDDERFLIES AND RAINBOWS! WHEEEE! *explodes into rainbow unicorns*
Galaxy: -evil grin- what 'game' should we play with our cute little midget 'friend'?
Gingka: Hey Damian! You might want to start running! -follows Kyoya in exploding into rainbow unicorns-
Me: PIE FIGHT! *throws pie at Masamune*
Galaxy: XD YAY!-throws pie at Kaminari-
Kaminari: Alright, now you've done it! -starts throwing pies in rapidfire at us-
Me:OH CRUD! RUN FOR IT! *ducks behind table*
Galaxy: ^_^ Play fair Kaminari! -snaps fingers and throws a 10-foot pie at Kaminari-
Kaminari: Play fair? You're the one not playing fair! I don't have authoress powers, hello! -flies over pie to dodge it, slicing it in half with her katanas-
Galaxy: -hides with FireHawk-
Me: OMG WUT DO WE DO?
Bry: What's going on?
Me: Randomness you wouldn't understand.
Bry: Oh. *leaves room*
Gingka: What in the world is going on here?
Kaminari:-whirls and pins Gingka to the wall with her feather-shaped kunai- Nothing, just having a pie fight with Galaxy and another authoress.
Galaxy:-pokes head up from table- Hello? FireHawk is another Insanity Expert!
Gingka:-pales- there's a group? We're doomed!
Me:Yeess...PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHA! *gets pie thrown in face by Kaminari* ow IT BUURRRNS!
Galaxy:-sticks tongue out at Kaminari while teleporting around randomly to dodge the pies-
Kaminari:-throws several pies in the air, shifts to beast form, and hits the pies with bolts of lightning, making them EXPLODE!-
Gingka:-struggling to get free-
Me: *attachs rainbow gun to Kaminari's rear, the muzzle facing backwards*
Kaminari: *flys away in rainbows*
Gingka: okay, now you're doomed...
Galaxy: Nope! Watch this! -snaps fingers-
Gingka: and what did that do?
Galaxy:^_^ you'll see.
-a few minutes later, Kaminari flies at us, then slams into an invisible barrier, creating an EPIC RAINBOW SHOCKWAVE!-
Me: RAINBOW SHOCKWAVES! :D
IT'S RAINING MAJESTIC GLITTER!
Galaxy: XD YEAH! Ooh, here come the MAJESTIC RAINBOW EATING PEGICORNS!
Gingka: o.O Galaxy? You... Don't normally act this weird...
Galaxy: Deal with it, Hagane. This is how we keep ourselves going. It's called brainstorming, only we use the INSANIFIED RAINBOW GLITTER VERSION!
(^_^ my iPod doesn't think insanified is a word, but it doesn't have any suggestions. XP)
Me:INSANIFIED IS A WORD! YOU STUPID IPOD!
BUDDDDER...PONIES!
Me: I AM A MINECRAFT GEEK! XD
Galaxy: XD AND I'M A BEYBLADE GEEK! Together, we can... TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Gingka: okay, she's officially lost her mind...
Kaminari:-gets up, covered in RAINBOW GLITTER- No kidding, i think i'll join her world domination plans.
Gingka: WHAT!?
Me:WOOO! WORLD DOMINATION! COME MY HOT DOGS, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But after a lunch of sandwiches! XD
Galaxy:XD yay! I like sandwiches!
Gingka:-animefall-
Me: IT'S TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But leave alive family and friends. GENERAL TATEGAMI!
Kyoya: YESSIR!
Prepare the hot dogs and mustard and budder guns! WE'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD TODAY!
Kyoya: SIRYESSIR! *runs to prepare*
Galaxy: Kaminari, go help him, but make sure that there is some sort of messmaking involved.
Kaminari: On it. -grins under facemask and flies after Kyoya-
Gingka:-animefalls, then quickly gets back up- Okay, what do hot dogs and mustard and butter have to do with taking over the world?
Galaxy: Budder, not butter, and it's a FFA thing. Now, go get me some highlighters and cheezits, i'll be needing them.
Gingka:-sweatdrops and walks off-
Me:*pulls out random table* Here is the plan. First we attack major cities. Then schools. Then the ocean. Then we eat Cheeseburger Land.
Gingka:-reappears with cheezits and highlighters- Cheeseburger land? Alright, i'm in!
Galaxy:-pats Gingka on the back- i knew you would see our point eventually! Now, go help Kaminari make a mess with Kyoya. -takes highlighter and highlights random world map that i pulled out of my pocket- Alright, the highlighted area is where we attack first.
Me:THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
Kyoya: All prepared sir!
Hot dogs: *in line armed with budder and mustard guns*
Me: Now, today is the day you've all been waiting for. We will take over the world and bla bla bla ENOUGH WITH THE PEP TALK! LET'S DO DIS!
Hot dogs: *cheering*
Galaxy: YEAH! -pulls out my RAINBOW GLITTER BOMBS- Warning, these tend to malfunction and go off too early.
Gingka: bombs?-turns pale-
Galaxy:-pats him on head- of course, silly! -throws bomb on ground and everything is covered in RAINBOW GLITTER!-
Gingka:-animefall-
Me: YAY! *tests out mustard gun on Kenta*
Kenta: Hey! -grabs mustard gun from random hotdog and starts firing it at FireHawk-
Me: FOOD FIGHT! -throws 10-foot pies at everyone-
Me:*sends hot dogs after Kenta*
Kenta: DIE STUPID HOTDOGS!-fires mustard gun randomly, then gets squashed by a 10-foot cherry pie-
Gingka:-dodging mustard- Take this, Ryuga!-squirts mustard at Ryuga-
Ryuga: What the heck! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Me: RUN!
Galaxy:-throws glitter bombs at Ryuga and runs-
Gingka: Kaminari!
-Kaminari shifts to Pegasus form and Gingka mounts her, then they fly off leaving behind a trail of EPIC QUADRUPLE RAINBOWS!-
Me: Wait, I thought we were supposed to be taking over the world!
Galaxy: We are! But Ryuga needed to be EPICLY GLITTERED first.
Me: GLITTER.
Gingka: Then let's go! -starts squirting everyone with mustard-
Me:EXPLOSIVE POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOES! *throws explosive potatoes everywhere*
Galaxy: AND BANANAAAAAAAA!-punches Kyoya over and throws explosive bananas everywhere-
MINIONS: BANANAAAAAA POTATOOOOOO!
Me: *throws explosive potato in Nile's face*
Nile: WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT THING!
-Minions continue to sing the 'Banana Potato Song' while Galaxy throws explosive bananas everywhere-
Gingka: How did we manage to get into this chaos anyway?
Kaminari: Dunno, but it's fun. -throws feather kunai at potatoes and bananas, causing them to explode in midair- These things make good target practice.
Me: *throwing more explosive potatoes* IMA FLYIN CANDYCORN!
Galaxy: Don't forget the EPIC RAINBOW UNICORNS and their RAINBOW GLITTER BOMBS OF AWESOMENESS!
Gingka:-sweatdrop-
Me: NYAAAN CAAAATSS! *summons 1000 NYAN CATS*
Galaxy: XD -snaps fingers- try RAINBOW DRAGONS with PUDDING BREATH! -said animals appear-
*nyan cats start battling rainbow dragons*
Me: We take over world now?
Galaxy: Yup! Let's go! -raises mustard gun-
Me: *pulls out rainbow bazooka* TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! *jumps into my school and starts shooting a random person I don't know*
Galaxy: XD -pulls out glitter bombs and follows, throwing them everywhere and coating everything in RAINBOW GLITTER-
*Only ones left standing: My friends*
Me: Spare them! Next stop, TARGET!
Galaxy: Yeah! -teleports to Target- YOU'RE ALL DOOMED! -starts throwing glitter bombs everywhere-
Me:*raiding the video games and icees* TAKING OVER THE WORLD IS FUN!
Kyoya: When you're on the FFAs' side, it's SUPER AWESOME! HOT DOGS! FIND SUPPLIES FOR WEAPONS!
Galaxy and Gingka:-raiding the food area while Kaminari stands by sweatdropping and threatening any worker that tries to get us to stop-
Me:*snaps fingers and Death the Kid (aka Kid) from Soul Eater randomly appears*
Kid: IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL! *rages and trashes whole store*
Me: Yes, I just did that.
Galaxy: XD yeah!
Gingka: O.o
Kaminari: Where to next?
Galaxy: Walmart! Let's go! -snaps fingers and slips underground-
Gingka: Kaminari!
Kaminari:-shifts to beast form and Gingka mounts her-
Me:*mounts Ender Dragon and leads hot dog army to Walmart* *kicks down door* PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!
Hotdogs and Kyoya: *start firing mustard and rainbows*
Galaxy:-throws glitter bombs everywhere- Now it's Glittermart!
Gingka:-raiding the food aisles again, while Kaminari is investigating the clothing section-
Me: *setting Death the Kid loose on everything that's asymmetrical*
Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *rages*
Me: NOW I RAID DA VIDEOGAMES!
Kaminari: What in the world is this? -holds up random piece of clothing-
Galaxy: Ask Gingka.
Kaminari: Okay...-flies off to find Gingka-
Galaxy: I have to see this...-follows Kaminari secretly-
Me: *grabs Kid* Okay, calm down Mr. I Want the World to be Symmetrical
Kid: LEMMEH GO!
Me: *shoves Kid in girls bathroom*
Girls in the bathroom: *screaming*
Kid: *while getting beat by girls* OW OW OW!
Me: *troll face*
Galaxy:-hides behind shelves while Kaminari asks Gingka what random object of clothing is, causing him to blush fiercely and turn away replying that she should go put it back.-
Me: Okay, gonna grab Kid. *goes into da bathroom and pushes through crowd of women beating Kid* Les go.
Kid: BUT THE SYMMETRY IS AMAZING!
Me: NO! You out pervert!
Kid: YOU SHOVED ME IN HERE!
Me: *continues to drag him out*
Gingka: Ughh... Remind me not to let Kaminari raid the clothing section.
Me: TO LADY LIBERTY! XD *mounts Ender Dragon while still dragging Kid*
Galaxy: XD yeah! -mounts Toothless and follows-
Me: *jumps on the statue of liberty* I AM KING OF THE WORLD!
Kid: IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL! *freaks out*
Galaxy: Lol. -starts throwing glitter bombs at everyone-
Me:*while standing at the top of the statue of liberty* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kid: *holding pickaxe and chisel while sobbing* It's still not symmetrical!
Galaxy: Oh, lighten up! -throws lightbulb at Kid-
Kid: IT'S STILL NOT SYMMETRICAL!
Me: *sweat drop*
Galaxy:-whispering to FireHawk- What do you think he would do if we painted him with an asymmetrical pattern?
Me: He's already asymmetrical sort of, he's got three white stripes on one side of his head. May I emphasize ONE.
Galaxy: Lol, well, i didn't know that... XD let's make him even more asymmetrical then, just to see what he does!
Me:Yeeeeessss...*snickering evilly before bursting out into evil laughter*
Kid: WHY WON'T THIS STATUE BE SYMMETRICAL!
Galaxy:-joins FireHawk in evil laughter-
Gingka:-looks completely weirded out-
Me: Before we turn on our own, though, let us take over the rest of the world!
Galaxy: Right! Where to next? The Eiffel Tower, or the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Gingka: We're doomed...
Kaminari:-punches Gingka in the arm- stop being such a pessimist.
Me: Gingka, you're on our side, so there's nothing to worry about...for now. Let's take over the Eiffel tower!
Gingka: I know, for now, but i'm doomed later.
Galaxy: We can recruit Sophie while we're there! Let's go!
Me: YES! *mounts ender dragon while pulling a sobbing Death the Kid along*
Galaxy:-mounts Toothless while Gingka mounts Kaminari-
Me: *lands at top of eiffel tower and begins shooting mustard into a very random crowd*
FACE DA FURY OF MAH MUSTARD GUNS!
Galaxy:-slides down Eiffel Tower, throwing glitter bombs- Wheeeee!
Me: KETCHUP CANNONS ACTIVATE!
Galaxy: Time for an EPIC GLITTER FLAMETHROWER!
Me: LAUNCH DA RELISH AND PICKLES! XD
Death the Kid: *looking at eiffel tower* SUCH EXQUISITE SYMMETRY!
Galaxy: XD And don't forget the 20-FOOT FRENCH FRIES!-throws french fries, even though they are technically an American food, i think.-
Me:*throws giant French pastries all over the city* CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS! XD
Kid: *cannot get over the symmetry of the Eiffel tower*
Galaxy: YEAH!-in Monkey Thought Translator Voice- Shrimpanzee, Steve, Shrimpanzee, Steve, Shrimpanzee, SHOVE-pauses- STEVE!
Me: Where to take over next?
Galaxy: Hmm... The Great Wall of China? We could visit Wang Hu Zhong while we're at it!
Me:YES! AND LET THEM HELP US TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I already have Team Excalibur with us!
*mounts Ender Dragon with Death the Kid and Excalibur*
Galaxy: Yeah! -hops on Batman's motorcycle- let's go!
Me: *lands on the Great Wall of China* How I remember the day I walked on it*sigh*...FIRE DA KETCHUP CANNONS!
Galaxy: And don't forget the mustard and glitter bombs!
Me: *throws glitter bombs and launches mustard*
Wang Hu Zhong: WTH? O_O
Gingka: Don't ask, just join them unless you want to become some sort of glitter-covered pink creature.
Galaxy: Like an EPIC RAINBOW GLITTERCORN OF INSANITY!
Me: OR...A MAJESTIC BUDDER COVERED HIPPOTATOMUS! XD
Galaxy: Or... Umm... Dang it, i've got nothing...
Gingka: A glitter-covered piraña?
Galaxy: Good job Gingka! But, it has to be in all caps, remember?
Me: PIRAHNA BANANANANA!
Minions: BANANA POTATOOOOO!
Galaxy: Minions, go get Doji so we can throw him off the Great Wall!
Kevin: Oh, okay, okay! -runs off-
Me: So Wang Hu Zhong, will you help us take over the world?
Da Xiang: umm... Sure, i guess.
Gingka: smart choice.
Galaxy: Yeah! Here we go!
Me: RELEASE THE BUDDERED HIPPOTATOMUSES!
*dragons drop buddered hippotatomuses which explode into MAJESTIC BANANA POTATOYNESS!*
Galaxy: XD -starts singing- Densetsu ni oitsuki koero, kawashita yaksoku no tami ni, Samurai POTATOOOO! BANANATOOOO! POTATONAAA! Hayah!-punches Kevin and creates a domino effect of Minions-
Me: What language is that?
*randomly blows up part of the Great Wall into glitter*
Galaxy: Japanese. It's part of the Zero-G (Shogun Steel) theme song, specifically the part my sister has forever ruined by doing what i just typed.
-smashes through part of the Great Wall like the Kool-Aid man-
Me: Oh...I thought that was ACTUALLY how the minions talk! XD
*randomly places flag* I CLAIM THIS MONUMENT FOR THE INSANITY AUTHORESSES!
Galaxy: XD they do talk rather... Well, just listening to them, you can't understand most of what they're saying.
-paints the Great Wall pink with sparkles-
Me: *throws rainbow sprinkles on Great Wall* Now that that's done *tosses Doji onto a railroad where he gets run over by a train*, where to next?
Galaxy: Hmm... Dunno, actually...…
Me: EGYPT!
Galaxy: XD YEAH! TIME TO GO PAINT SOME PYRAMIDS PINK WITH SPARKLES!
Me:AND GLOMP NILE! :D
Galaxy: XD ok!
Me: *mounts Ender Dragon dragging Death the Kid and Wang Hu Zhong* TO DA PYRAMIDS OF EGYPT!
Ender Dragon: *roars and takes to da skies like a MAJESTIC BEAST*
Galaxy:-mounts Toothless and flies off with an EPIC TRAIL OF RAINBOWS!-
Me:*lands on top of pyramid* FIRE DA RELISH BOMBS!
Hot dogs: *fire relish bombs*
General Kyoya: Hey Nile.
Nile: WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA IS GOING ON HERE?!
Kyoya: A mission to conquer the world.
Demure: O_O
Gingka: Don't ask, just join if you don't want to be doomed.
Galaxy:-throwing atomic glitter bombs-
Me: *glomps Nile*
Nile: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!
Gingka: Trust me, you don't want to be against them.
Nile: I'm with. JUST GET HER OFF OF ME!
Demure: I'm in too, just to not get bombed by hot dogs.
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA! *running around slapping people with a fish that's starting to stink because of the hot desert*
Galaxy: YEAH! FACE MY ATOMIC GLITTER BOMBS!-throws said object, creating a mushroom cloud of glitter-
Gingka: Oh dear, she upgraded her glitter bombs!
Me: A GIANT GLITTER MUSHROOM! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! *runs to mushroom cloud*
Galaxy: It is friendly! And now it's a GIANT RAINBOW UNICORN PLUSHIE!
Me: *spray painting random graffiti on a pyramid*
Nile: Um, what do I do?
Gingka: Stay out of their way and fire this at anyone not on our side. -hands Nile a mustard gun-
Nile: MUSTARD. *goes crazy shooting people with mustard*
Gingka:-grins- KETCHUP! -same, but with ketchup-
Death the Kid: SYMMETRY.
Everyone else: *stares awkwardly*
Galaxy: GET TO WORK, YOU IDIOTS! Here, have some mustard guns and get out there! -tosses mustard guns to everyone-
Me: *still slapping people with a fish*
Everyone: *shooting people with ketchup and mustard*
Gingka: Hyahhh!-squirts ketchup in Kyoya's face-
Kyoya: *pulls out relish BAZOOKA* TIME TO DIE.
Gingka: *running from angry Kyoya with relish bazooka*
Me: *riding Ender Dragon and wrecking havoc in Egypt*
Galaxy:-throws atomic glitter bomb at Kyoya, allowing Gingka to escape-
Kyoya: *starts to chase Galaxy*
Me: Should we take over Brazil now? *slaps yet another person with a brand new fish*
Galaxy: Sure!
Me: *mounts on Ender Dragon with Death the Kid and Team Wild Fang*
TO BRAZIL! :D
Galaxy: XD -mounts Toothless- YEAH!
Me:*lands in Brazil and starts shooting people with ketchup and mustard*
Galaxy-lands in Brazil and starts throwing every type of glitter bomb imaginable-
Team Garcia: What is going on here?
Me: WE'RE TAKING OVER YOUR HOME FOR CREATING DNA! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone else: *shooting ketchup and mustard and throwing glitter bombs in the background*
Garcias: What the-?!
Galaxy:FACE YOUR DOOM!-coats the Garcias in pudding-
Me: *starts licking Enzo* PUDDING.
Kid: SYMMETRY.
Black*Star: I AM THE AWESOME BLACK STAR!
Me: *shoves Black*Star out of the way* YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! THIS IS MFB, NOT SOUL EATER!
Black*Star: KID IS HERE!
Kid: *waves both hands to be awesomely symmetrical*
Me: Fine. *hands him a mustard gun*
Galaxy:-throws glitter bombs at everyone-
Gingka: Hey! I'm on your side, remember!
Galaxy: It doesn't matter if you're on my side, YOU'RE STILL GETTING GLITTERED!
Black*Star: YAHOOO! *shooting everyone with mustard*
Me: *driving a jet and bombs everyone with glittered blue pudding*
Galaxy: Glitter and blue? Yeah!-goes and hugs everyone not 100% coated with pudding-
Me: PUDDING. *licks everyone who IS 100% covered with pudding, including Death the Kid*
Kid: AT LEAST DO IT SYMMETRICALLY! *starts freaking out*
Galaxy:-hugs Kid, making him extremely asymmetrical-
Kid: *freaks out even more*
Me: NOW LOOK WHAT U DID! XD
Black*Star: YAHOOOO! *shooting everyone with ketchup*
Galaxy: I KNOW, RIGHT?!-glomps the nearest person, who just happens to be Rago-
Me: Wait, WHAT?!
Rago: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!
Black*Star: I THE ALMIGHTY BLACK*STAR AM TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Me: Actually, we were. -_-'
Galaxy:-notices who she's hugging- Rago? Eww!-disappears-
-a few seconds later, Rago turns neon pink and explodes into a gazillion EPIC RAINBOW SPARKLING UNICORNS!-
Me: Where is our next destination?
Galaxy: Hmm... Is there a continent we haven't been to yet? ... We could go to Russia!
Me: YES! TO RUSSIA! *mounts Ender Dragon dragging Soul Eater characters and takes off in flight*
Hot dog Army: *follows with Kyoya on a giant spaceship thingy*
Galaxy:-follows in flying submarine with Gingka and the others-
Me:*taking over the Russian space center with ketchup*
Team Lovushka: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
Gingka: i'm a part of it and i'm not entirely sure, just join us or you're doomed.
Me: FLY MY EPIC RAINBOW GLITTERCORNS!
Death the Kid: That rocket, HAS PERFECT SYMMETRY!
Black*Star: *covers the rocket asymmetrically with mustard*
Kid: 8O YOU IDIOT!
Me: MWAHAHAHA! *making it rain nyan cats INDOORS with authoress powers*
Galaxy:-makes rocket even more asymmetrical by covering half of it with glitter-
Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *faints*
Me: Well, we've lost him.
Galaxy: ^_^ yup...
Me: But it's still fun! *takes out permanent marker and draws on Kid's face, making him asymmetrical, then putting a mirror on him.*
Galaxy:-snaps fingers and Kid is wearing asymmetrical clothing- he's really going to freak out when he wakes up.
Me: Yeah, he woke up.
Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *faints again*
Me: *squirting people with mustard and ketchup*
Galaxy:-decorating Nowaguma's space suit with pink paint and glitter-
Nowaguma: *freaking out*
Me: Which country is our next victim?! :D
*pause*
Me: LET'S TAKE OVER ENGLAND/BRITAIN! Wait, are England and Britain the same?
Galaxy: XD yeah, i think they are. Scratch that, yes, they are the same country... I wonder why they have two completely different names though? Well, let's go!-mounts Batman's motorcycle-
Me: *mounts Ender Dragon* WE WILL GET REVENGE ON KING GEORGE FOR TERRORIZING OUR COUNTRY IN LIKE 1770 SOMETHING!
Galaxy: XD Ooh, back in time?
Gingka: I don't think that's a-
Galaxy:-snaps fingers and a portal appears- Let's go!
Me: OK! Taking over the world can wait, but only for a bit. *jumps in portal followed by hot dog army and SE characters*
Galaxy: We can take over the world before our time, can't we?-follows with MFB characters-
Me: *lands in the American colonies* YO WASHINGTON!
Galaxy:-starts running around chasing and glitterfying everyone's chickens-
Washington: YO WASSUP FIYAH HAWK! *high fives me*
Kid: Did you take him to the future or something?
Me: EEYUP.
Washington: Let's take revenge on England dawg!
Black*Star: Where'd he learn to talk like that?
Me: He probably went to the 60s or something. Also, LET'S TOTALLY TAKE OVER BRITAIN!
Galaxy: With ATOMIC GLITTER BOMBS!-passes out glitter bombs to everyone-
Washington: *has Continental Army on ships going to Britain*
Me: *leading way with Ender Dragon and hot dog army*
King George III: OMG CONTINENTAL ARMY ATTACK! EVERYBODEH RUUUUNN!
Galaxy: You took George to the future too?-starts throwing ATOMIC HEAT-SEEKING GLITTER MISSILES-
Me: Which George? King George or Washington?
Galaxy:... Lol, i never noticed that! King George, of course.
Me: Anyway, no I didn't take him to the future. BECAUSE HE IS SUCH AN ABUSER!
ATTACK!
*firing mustard and ketcup at Britain*
Galaxy: Then how did he learn our lingo? Who cares though... -Throws more heat-seeking atomic glitter missiles-
Me: I dunno. *gives DTK a potion that will make Britain seem asymmetrical*
Kid: IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL! IT MUST DIE!
Galaxy: Man, you're evil! XD -jumps off ship into submarine-
Me: LOL even my friends say I'm evil! *puts DTK in Britain*
Kid: *rages*
Hot dog army and Black*Star: *covering city with relish and mustard*
Me: *bombing Britain w/ glitter PUDDING*
Galaxy: XD-bombing Britain with HEAT-SEEKING ATOMIC GLITTER MISSILES-
Gingka:-looking around and trying to enjoy the sights before we mess them up-
Me: *flies more planes over Britain bombing the entire country w/ strawberry jelly*
Kid: NOT SYMMETRICAL! *potion wears off* Wait...they messed it up...STILL NOT SYMMETRICAL! *rages*
Galaxy:-running around with the Minion army following her- Yeahh!
Minions: BANANA POTATOOOOOOOO! BANANAAAAA, POTATONAAA! BANANATOOOO!
Me: Now that we have taken over 16-17 hundreds Britain, shall we return to our own time and take over Bel Air?
Galaxy: Sure!
Me: XD *travels forward in time to Arabia* Didn't I say Bel Air?
Galaxy: Dunno, but let's go!-starts throwing glitter bombs everywhere as Minions charge with Fart Guns-
Me:*Drops relish bombs from MAJESTICAL UNICORNS*
Kid: THIS DESERT IS PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL! *summons skateboard and starts riding around*
-Minions are suddenly upgraded to using Piranha Guns-
Me: *Pudding bombs are dropped across the country* WE SHALL EVENTUALLY TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD! *evil laughter*
Galaxy:-grabs Squid Launcher- Yeah!
Me: AH! NO! SQUIDS ARE EVIL! *beats squid into calimari* USE BUDDER! *pulls out budder bazooka*
Galaxy: XD Okay then!-takes Budder Bazooka and starts firing-
Me:*grabs a MAJESTIC RAINBOW UNICORN LAUNCHER and fires unicorns everywhere*
Galaxy: XD-snaps fingers and the whole world turns into an EPIC GLITTERY RAINBOW!-
Me:WEEEEEEEEEEEE! *slides down rainbow*
Kid: *staring at two parallel rainbows* PERFECT SYMMETRY!
Galaxy: -Snaps fingers and inverses the colors on one rainbow, then slides down it-
Kid: :O Y U KILL SYMMETRY?! *goes to emo corner and starts crying*
Me: RAAAIIINBOOOWWS! *dumps pudding on rainbows*
Galaxy:GLITTER!-dumps glitter on pudding-
Me: YAY GLITTER PUDDING!
Kid: *still moping in emo corner*
Black*Star: YAHOO! *slides down a double rainbow*
Galaxy: XD-throws glitter bomb to Kid-
Me: Wait, AT him or for him to throw?
Galaxy: XD -shrugs- for him to do whatever he wants with it.
Kid: *looks at glitter bomb* SUCH PERFECT SYMMETRY!
Galaxy: Yup! XD that's what i figured he'd do with it. -throws another glitter bomb at Kid and it explodes in his face-
Kid: 8O
Me: *blowing stuff up*
Galaxy:-FOOD FIGHT!-throws pie at FireHawk before teleporting to hide behind Kid-
Me: OH ITS AWN! *pelts cupcakes rapid fire from a grenade launcher at Galaxy before taking cover behind a random fortress I conjured up with my MAGICAL AUTHORESS POWERS*
Hot dog army: *fires hamburger grenades*
Galaxy: Aww yeah!-teleports into FireHawk's fortress and drops a 20-foot burrito on her before disappearing into my ice cream fortress-
Me:*makes fortress teleportation proof and sicks Yu on ice cream fortress*
Kid: SYMMETRY.
Black*Star: AWKWARD.
Galaxy: Lol! Now that's a bit of a threat...
-frowns and presses button, catapulting Yu away from ice cream fortress and into a candy mountain, then begins firing 5-foot cherries at FireHawk's fortress-
Me: *starts launching kabob missiles and cookie grenades at ice cream fortress, then bombs it with hot chocolate, making it melt*
Kid: *while pounding on FireHawk's arm with his fists* WHY WON'T YOU DO IT SYMMETRICALLY?!
Me: *not feeling the pain* Oh go run back and cry to your daddy grim reaper! I'M FLIPPIN BUSY HERE!
Kid: *sobbing in corner*
Galaxy:-frowns as ice cream fortress melts, then snaps figners and freezes all of FireHawk's ammo, making an EVEN STRONGER EPIC CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM FORTRESS WITH COOKIE AND KABOB SPIKES!
Me:*melts ammo w/ fire breathing dragon and proceeds to launch cherry bombs and pizza jets that bomb pepperoni at ice cream cookie kabob fortress*
Kid: *still sobbing and calling himself worthless asymmetrical garbage*
Galaxy: - sends out hot chocolate bombers-
Me:*counters hot chocolate bombers with pudding filled licorice missiles*
Kid: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
Me: OMG IM SRY! I DONT HATE U BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FLIPPIN FOOD WAR!
Galaxy:-teleports Kid to SymmetryLand, then sends marshmallow gophers to burrow under the foundation of FireHawk's fortress-
Me:*counters marshmallow gophers with gummy snakes, which then consume the gophers and quickly digests them in stomach acid*
Kid: *while in SymmetryLand* IT'S SO PERFECT! *prances around in a tutu*
Me: *launches candy cane missiles at fortress*
Galaxy:-teleports outside FireHawk's fortress and slips underground, then pops up inside fortress and pelts FireHawk with RAINBOW GUMMY BEARS!-
Me: *throws random banana grenades at Galaxy*
Galaxy: -snaps fingers and gummy bears grow to giant size and swallow FireHawk- You give up yet?-grins-
Me: NOPE. *activates apple bomb, blowing up gummy bears, then proceeds to blow up all the gummy bears and cover Galaxy in JELLO*
Galaxy: JELLO!-eats some Jell-O and throws the rest at FireHawk-
Me: *dodges JellO with awesome skill and traps Galaxy in maple syrup* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Galaxy: Oh no! Not maple syrup!-disappears underneath maple syrup and slips underground-
Me: *plugs up hole Galaxy fell into*
Galaxy: -pops up behind FireHawk and smashes a 10-foot pie on her head- Tag, you're it!-teleports away-
Me: *throws 30 ft cake at Galaxy*
Galaxy: -jumps out of way of 30-foot cake- Ahh, the fun one can have in an FFA-style food fight.-grins and slams 20-foot taco on FireHawk-
Me: *dodges taco and throws 50 ft hamburger*
Kid: *now back from symmetry land* Okay, this is getting WAY out of hand.
Gingka: They're FFAs. EVERYTHING gets out of hand!
Galaxy:-dodges burger and outfit changes to ninja outfit-slips underground-
Me:*sends explosive pickles underground which then blow up*
-spikes of earth pop up from the ground-
Me: *dodges spikes* I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FOOD FIGHT!
Galaxy: -pops up- It is! -snaps fingers and earth turns to chocolate-disappears underground-
Me: *sends more explosive pickle mines which blow up*
Galaxy: -dodges pickle mines and explodes into EPIC RAINBOW GLITTER, then reappears and bombards FireHawk with glitter bombs-
Me: *flies up into the air and rains ice cream cone missiles at Galaxy*
Kid: SOMEONE HELP US!
Gingka: No kidding!-dives underneath giant gummy bear to hide-
Galaxy:-dodges ice cream come missiles and throws heat-seeking atomic glitter missiles at FireHawk-
Me: *blocks glitter missiles with tortilla shield and sends tortilla chip jets to bomb salsa on Galaxy*
Galaxy: YUM! TORTILLAS! -throws giant pizza at FireHawk and dodges salsa-
Me: *obliterates pizza with mustard lazer and unleashes DEATH BY GIANT BUDDER STICKS*
Galaxy: XD Noooo, not DEATH BY GIANT BUDDER STICKS! -runs to hide inside the unfinished Mintcraft skyscraper i've built-
Me: HAHAHA! YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME! *Budder sticks rain down on unfinished skyscraper, destroying it completely*
Galaxy: ^_^ You broke my skyscraper!-snaps fingers and skyscraper is back- It's made of quartz, perhaps i should change it to diamond...-sets TNT trap around FireHawk-
Me: *quickly switches to creative mode and flies into air* MWAHAHAHA! And again, I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FOOD FIGHT!
Galaxy: MINECRAFT FOOD FIGHT!-throws cake at FireHawk-
Me: *wipes cake off face and throws a pumpkin pie and raw porkchops*
Galaxy: -Pours lava and cooks the raw porkchops, then throws them back with some eggs- CHICKEN INVASION! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Me: *creates snow golems and throws INFINITE SNOWBALLS at Galaxy*
Galaxy: -creates wall of lava over glass dome- Hah! take that!-sends army of endermen after FireHawk-
Me: *summons EnderDragon, which obliterates both shield and Endermen, then proceeds to bomb Galaxy with fireballs*
Galaxy: -digs hole straight down and fills it with water-
*EnderDragon obliterates ground as it dives into the land, causing Galaxy to flow out into an open cave*
Galaxy: WHEEEE! -pops out of cave entrance-Let's do that again, but on hardcore mode! woot woot!-throws glitter bombs-
Me: *gets partially covered in blue glitter then counters with EPIC RAINBOW PUDDING DOOM!*
Galaxy: NOOOO, NOT EPIC RAINBOW PUDDING DOOM!-jumps on top of BUDDER TOWER OF AWESOMENESS!
Me: *attaches cannons to hands and fires it TNT at budder tower*
Galaxy: MUAHAHAHAHA!-fires TNT back-
Me: *takes a TNT to the face* OH IT IS ON! *launches charged creepers and Flame I arrows*
Galaxy: -hides behind Budder wall, then pops up and fires Enderman and skeleton army-
Me: *launches gravel and sand intended to suffocate*
Galaxy: Lol. -digs through gravel and sand- Shall we team up on survival mode now?
Me: Yeah, truce?
Galaxy: XD Sure! Now,-snaps fingers and we are in a forest on survival mode- Let's start surviving!
Well guys, I think I'll end it here. It just might match my own profile in length. O_O
I think I'll do ONE more of these with another author/authoress, but since there are most likely multiple people who want to join the insanity...
so to decide...I WILL HOLD YET ANOTHER CONTEST!
For this contest, you have to write a randomness one shot. As usual, no romance or M rated content.
Bonus points for:
*Inserting Minecraft or Soul Eater
*Making me randomly pop in out of nowhere, for a short period of time
*Causing me to laugh so hard I fall out of my seat (I find a lot of things funny, but only a few make me fall out of my seat laughing)
Contest is due April 2nd, and yes, I'm giving you a LOT of time. So if you want to be in the story, GO OUT THERE AND GET SOME INSANITY!
~TheAlmightyFireHawk