Best Day Ever

Teal and Onyx we're sitting alone in the cafeteria. Typically, they would be sitting with their friends of Team RWBY and Team JNPR, but they were busy making up battle strategies for the upcoming fighting festival. Teal had a normal lunch next to her while Onyx had a large slice of cake. For such a "tough" guy he had an extreme sweet tooth.

"So I say we call this move Sound Wave," Onyx said

"I hate to admit it but I actually like that name," Teal responded

In the background, Ruby could be heard shouting.

"Seems like your cousin is excited," Onyx said

"She's just pumped for the upcoming semester and festival. We all are, she just expresses it very verbally and physically." Over at another table, Nora was shouting too, then the orange haired girl threw an apple. "So does she."

"Back to what we were doing. How's that song you've been working on?" Onyx asked

"I've got all the music written out, but I've only got a few lyrics. Once it's done it'll make a great secret weapon." Teal said

"Excellent," Onyx smirked

The teen reached over next to him to pick up his cake but it was gone. "What heck!" He stood up slamming his hands on his table. Before he could shout again his precious piece of cake was thrown in his face.

He glares at the direction the cake came from and sees Ruby. She gives him a sheepish smile waving. Onyx picked up Teal's lunch and went to throw it at Ruby but the red girl was nailed in the face by some flying mashed potatoes.

Teal smirked looking at Onyx. He glared at her taking her tray of food and dumping the contents on her.

Teal's brows narrow, and she slowly wipes the food off her face.


Beacon's campus was much fuller than normal, due to the increasing numbers of exchange students. Walking to the cafeteria were two new students, an excited blonde named Sun and a cheeky bluenette named Neptune.

Sun was explaining to his friend about the fight yesterday at the docks.

"Man, that's harsh," Neptune said

"I know, we were fighting side by side. She was super fast and I threw a banana at the guy, which sounds gross, but it was awesome." Sun said

"Nice!" Neptune stated

"Right? And the best part is, she's a Faunus. But that's a secret, okay?" Sun said

"Got it," Neptune said

Sun leans in close to Neptune, "And not a, I'm gonna go tell Scarlet the second Sun turns his back secret, I'm talking secret secret."

"Whoa, chill out, man, okay? I got it. I got it!" Neptune confirmed

"You better. I just don't want to screw this up, you know? Oh! I almost forgot I met this other girl-"

"Two girls." Neptune interrupted a smirk on his face. "Who knew you were a player."

Sun playfully shoved his friend. "It's not like that. She helped me escape some guys chasing me off the boat. She likes this secret ultra ninja and her weapon was this awesome guitar." Sun did some karate and holding guitar poses emphasizing his explanation. "She would stop any attack that came from any direction no one could sneak up on her."

"Sounds cool. I gotta see these skills in person." Neptune said

The two boys finally made it to the cafeteria as they passed by the large windows they didn't notice the food being thrown around or the poor Jaune who was thrown into the window.

"The people here are the coolest! No offense to you guys." Sun said

"None taken," Neptune replied

Sun and Neptune stopped at the doors of the cafeteria.

"They're just in here. I'm really excited for you to meet them. So be cool, okay? You're gonna be cool, right?" Sun said

"Dude."

Neptune gestures to himself looking like the epitome of cool as he gives a bright smile.

"Good point," Sun said

Sun and Neptune enter the cafeteria.

"Food fight!"

Dozens of students run out and past Sun and Neptune. The only ones left in the dining hall was Team RWBY, Team JNPR, and Team Omega.

"Hahahaha!" Nora laughed triumphantly as she stood with the rest of her team along with Onyx on a tower made out of stacked tables

"I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!"

Teal stood with Team RWBY on the other side of the room.

Ruby jumped up in a strong pose pointing at Nora. "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be delicious!"

"Yeah!" Team RWBY plus Teal cheer.

"Off with their heads!" Nora shouted

She jumps down from the top of her tower, and the real food fight begins.

Ren flips a tray and kicks several watermelons. Jaune does a front flip grabbing a watermelon before tossing it. Pyhrra picks up two of the large fruits and hurls them. Onyx kicks several watermelons that were lined up. Nora flips a table with several watermelons.

"Yang! Turkey!" Ruby said

Yang flips over to two turkeys and sticks her fists inside them using them like gauntlets. As the watermelons fly towards her she uses her new "weapons" to punch and break the melons. Blake jumps over Yang grabbing two baguettes using them as swords to slice through the melons. Yang punches forward launching the two turkeys. Pyhrra doges them, but they both hit Jaune in the face.

Pyhrra picks up a baguette as Blake lands in front of her and the two girls duel it out with their bread swords. Pyhrra manages to take out Blake and knock down Yang.

Onyx picks up a half of pizza and flings it at Teal like a boomerang. She backflips out the way but the pizza flies back, and she barely misses getting hit in the face. Teal picks up a link of sausages using it like a whip. Onyx launches more pizza while Teal whips them out the air. Onyx picks up a thing of yogurt but at the same time, Teal wraps her meat whip around his ankle. She pulls him forward, and he lands heavy on his back. Teal ran at Onyx, but he threw the yogurt in Teal's path causing her to slip and crash into some fruit.

Ruby hops on a metal tray and surfs across a table heading for Pyhrra. Pyhrra manages to block the tray but ends up falling back. Weiss appears behind Ruby with a bottle of ketchup she squirts it on the floor as a running Ren came. Ren slipped in the condiment and slid into Teal, who was just standing up, and they both crash into a pile of tables. The blind girl somehow ends up under the dazed boy.

Nora runs across the flying tables and jumps grabbing onto a flagpole. She sticks the pole into a watermelon creating a makeshift hammer.

She swings it at Weiss but Ruby blocks the force knocks her back and off her feet. Weiss picks up a swordfish and wields it like a rapier. She and Nora go head-to-head until Nora knocks Weiss into a pillar. The impact cracks the pillar and knocks Weiss out.

Ruby runs and picks Weiss up holding her in her arms. "Weiss, Weiss! Don't leave me! Nooo!"

Onyx finally untangles himself from the sausage link whip and jumps back into the fray. Yang runs at him with new turkey gauntlets. He stomps a tray flipping it into his hands as he uses it to block Yang's attacks. Yang knocks the tray out of his hands, and he does an aerial grabbing two cans of soda. As he dodges Yang he shakes up the cans then pops the tabs spraying her in the face then he grabs her flipping her over his shoulders and out through a window.

Teal and Ren finally shake off their daze realizing the position they were in. He gives a small smile which she does not return since she could not see it. The two stand up and jump away from each other and pick up new weapons. Ren grabbed two leaks while Teal grabs a stack of pancakes. Teal launches the pancakes like discus and Ren cuts through them. Teal launches several pancakes at once and while Ren blocks she runs at him and sends a flying kick into his stomach knocking him out.

Nora runs at Teal with her hammer and Teal barely dodges the first powerful swing, but she isn't so lucky the second time. Nora sends Teal flying, and she crashes into Onyx, and they both crash into a wall.

Blake jumps in front of Nora kicking her weapon out of her hands before sending the orange haired girl flying into a soda machine. Pyhrra appears holding some sodas and throw them at Blake like grenades. Blake flips and jumps dodging the cans. Pyhrra uses her semblance to gather more cans and sends a soda onslaught at Blake. Pyhrra creates a tornado of soda cans and blasts it at Blake knocking the girl off her feet and into a wall.

Ruby stands up with a determined look. She gets into a runners position then launches herself at the remaining Team JNPR. Her incredible speed creates a whirlwind of food and dishes. As she speeds past Team JNPR the wind force knocks them back into the farthest wall of the room, cracking the wall at the same time. Ruby jumps out a way as the gourmet tornado hits decorating Team JNPR in a Jackson Pollock style mess.

Sun smiles looking at Neptune. "I love these guys."

Neptune who was drenched in soda glares at Sun. The doors to the room are thrown open revealing a very displeased Glynda. With a flick of her wrist, she uses her semblance to put the room back in order.

"Children, please. Do not play with your food!"

Nora lets out a loud burp as Yang reappears through the window covered in leaves. The teens start laughing as Glynda grumbles. Ozpin appears behind her putting a hand on her shoulder.

"Let it go."

Glynda sighs looking at the teens, "They're supposed to be the defenders of the world."

"And they will be, but right now they're still children. So why not let them play the part?" Ozpin and Glynda start to walk away. "After all, it isn't a role they'll have forever."


"Ugh, it's gonna take me an hour to scrub all this out my hair." Teal wrung her hair squeezing out some milk.

"I've got food in places that I didn't know existed." Onyx hits the side of his head and some corn falls out his ear.

"Have to admit though pretty fun," Teal said

"Yeah, it was." Onyx grinned