A/N: Daily update here we come.
RWBY Animated Adventures
Summary: A collection of unrelated RWBY fics based off of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.
*Work Stress*
RTAA: Weird Dreams and Shitty Jobs
Qrow woke up with a gasp, looking around for his scythe.
He had a dream about being in a meeting with Ozpin, Glynda, Ironwood, and the Ice Queen.
It was going well, apart from the fact that Ozpin wasn't talking during the whole meeting and it was really stressing Qrow out.
When the meeting was over, Ozpin revealed why he wasn't talking. "Oh, I wasn't talking because I had to fart really bad."
Ozpin farted through the ceiling of the tower and that's when Qrow woke up. "What the fuck was that about!?"
He rolled over and went back to sleep, and a second dream came to him.
He was working at an office, and the department had laid off so many people that he stole their cubicles and made a fucking fortress around his desk.
It was christened as Fort Bird.
Whenever someone came to his desk, he holographicly projected his head like a goddamn wizard. "Who dares to approach the mighty and powerful Qrow Branwen?"
Qrow woke up again. "What the fuck?"
He glanced over at Summer to his right and Tai to his left, shrugged, and opened up a beer.
"What the fuck do I think about when I'm asleep?"
A/N: Anyone have a good suggestion for these? XD Miles dressing up as the Joker for sex seems funny to do