Disclaimer : I do not own Bleach, nor do I own Pokémon.

Bleachimon Chapter 12: You Woke Us Up At 3 In The Morning To Tell Us That!?

The four of them woke up when Huey decided that they should all have some "fun".

So Huey got the Monopoly out.

Ichigo was going to say something but, Huey would probably lunge at him wanting coffee cups; so Ichigo kept his mouth shut.

So the three of them played a couple rounds until they all got hungry.

After they finished eating, they returned only for Kon to find out that he was "short" some money.

"What the!? I'm short two dollars! Alright, who took my money!?" screamed Kon.

"I'll solve your case! Shouted Huey.

"Huey it's all right, it's just two bucks; and it's not even real money!" said Ichigo.

Kon didn't like the sound of that. He was getting pretty suspicious of Ichigo.

So Kon said "You did it didn't you Ichigo? Hmmm?"

Ichigo just sighed and replied "Kon, shut up."

"Okay..." sulked Kon.

But the next thing they knew, Huey was running off into the distance like a little child to find "clues".

So three whole days passed as Huey "gathered clues".

"I've got it!" shouted Huey at 3 in the morning.

Apparently Huey screamed so loud that everyone got out of their beds and looked at the clocks.

"You've got to be kidding me. Huey, why did you wake us up at three in the morning!?" yelled Ichigo.

"I've got it!" said Huey.

"Got what?" said Ichigo.

"I've solved the case! It was Mrs. Plum, in the bookroom, with the allen wrench!" said Huey.

"You've got to be kidding me. You woke us up at 3 at the morning to tell us that!?" said Ichigo.

"Yeah! And how come it took you three whole days to come up with something as stupid as that!?" said Kon.

"Okay, first things first. It's Mr. Plum, not Mrs. Plum. Second, It's the library! And third, An allen wrench can't even hurt someone, much less kill them." said Rukia.

"Yes it can! It can poke them!" Huey shouted.

The three of them just sighed and sweatdropped.

"Huey, nobody even died, and even if an allen wrench was a weapon, which it isn't, why would they use it to steal two monopoly bucks!? I mean come on!" said Ichigo.

"You just want to take the suspicion off your shoulders! You know what I think? I think you did it!" said Huey.

"You're kidding me right?" said Ichigo.

"Then the case is solved! Officer Rukia, book him!" said Huey.

"Umm... I'm not an officer." said Rukia.

"Oh. Well then... since I am, you're going to have to pay the fine. The fine of a coffee cup!" ranted Huey.

"Huey, you're not an officer." said Ichigo.

"Yes I am you criminal scum!" yelled Huey.

Ichigo just sweatdropped.

"Now gimme the flippin' coffee cup!" ranted Huey.

Just then Huey once again, lunged at Ichigo.

"Get him off of me! Ahhhhh!" screamed Ichigo as his clothes were being ripped apart by Huey's insane addiction to coffee cups.

Rukia somehow, just somehow, managed to grab Huey's arms for a couple seconds while Ichigo got up.

Ichigo ran over to the bag with all the coffee cups they took from Huey, then he snatched one as quickly as possible and threw it towards Huey saying "Huey catch!"

For Huey, seeing that flying coffee cup was like seeing an angel descend from Heaven; It was pure happiness.

Unfortunatly for Huey, he was so focused on it flying, that he didn't catch it and it hit him right in the forehead.

To put it simply, Huey was knocked out pretty good.

It took a whole day for Huey to regain consciousness, but eventually, he woke up screaming "Coffee cup!"

Huey got up and looked around him and noticed the most amazing thing in the world.

There was a coffee cup right next to him!

"Paradise!" shouted Huey.

This woke up Ichigo and the others.

As Ichigo got up he sighed and said "well, I guess Huey's up."

The three of them got up and made their way to where Huey was.

"I like coffee cups and cheese! I'm begging you! Give me the cheese and coffee cups!" ranted Huey as a new obssession was formed.

"I think that coffee cup hit him a little too hard." said Ichigo.

"Oh no! Not another obsession!" said Rukia.

Huey's ranting was getting worse.

He ranted "Oh god, if you don't give me the cheese and coffee cups that are in your bag right now, I swear I'll-"

But Huey was immediately interrupted by Ichigo who, to put it simply, slapped Huey silly.

After enough slaps, Huey said "okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't of- wait! Is that a coffee cup!? Next to cheese!?"

Huey was once again, ranting like crazy.

Before Ichigo even had a chance to slap Huey silly again, you guessed it, Huey lunged at Ichigo.

Now while Ichigo was being lunged at, and Kon was acting totally immature and cheering the fight on, Rukia was looking everywhere for some cheese and coffee cups.

After searching in every cabinet Rukia finally found a slice of cheese in the last cabinet.

Quickly Rukia snatched a coffee cup from the bag and handed both of the things over to Huey.

Huey's eyes widened as he hugged the coffee cup and cheese.

Apparently it was 2 a.m. so the three of them went back to bed while Huey enjoyed himself.

Editor's Notes

First off, I'd like to give credit to someone I know named Erin for coming up with a quote for the story.

That quote was "It was Mrs. Plum, in the bookroom, with the allen wrench.

When I heard it, I just had to put it in the story.

Anyways, there's a surprise in the next chapter!

I'd love to tell you what it is but I don't want to spoil it.

What will happen? Who knows? -CM