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AN: I am in the process of fixing this story, there were a lot of mistakes, some content might change, if it does I will let all of you know. I just felt that as the story goes on Edward lost some of his edge so I wanted to fix that.
This chapter has a lot of content added to it.
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Chapter 13
"Edward just pick out a damned car." Only three days after bringing home Edward from the hospital, he has somehow tricked me into going car shopping with him. Even though his doctor told him to take it easy and no stress. He assured me car buying is pleasure for him. Now we are on hour eight of car shopping at dealership number four. And I umm think that Edward lied. He's going to go bald if he keeps it up with pulling his hair.
I tried talking him into just going to the Volvo dealership and picking out another car like his that blew up. When I said that glared at me and asked if my Doberman puppy died would I just go to the Doberman dealership and pick out one just like it to replace him? I looked at him like he was nuts and we turned into a BMW dealership. That's when I discovered Edward's secret, he's insane. No really he is, you don't believe me? Read what he said to me next.
"Baby it has to be the right car. It has to speak to me the way the Volvo did. It has to call my name." He says seriously and I'm thinking the explosion must have given him brain damage.
"Did the explosion give you brain damage?" Shit I said that out loud.
"No." He smiles and walks towards a black SUV in the BMW dealership. I have no idea what the name of the cars are other then sedan, sports, and suv. Car and driver is not my language. Apparently people Edward is either insane or has a secret supper power. Edward is the car whisperer. I wonder if Esme will make him an outfit like Superman's Mom did for him?
"This one is pretty." I say trying to speed this along. Plus it's not like he doesn't already own three other cars. Though from our two hour conversation yesterday I know we are looking for his everyday car. The others are special occasion, camping, and classic that is never driven because it is worth more than the other two combined cars. I told you, insane.
"It's just not me, it screams soccer mom." I hear the salesman snort and I roll my eyes. I also think back to the soccer mom style Volvo and hold back the word hypocrite.
"What if you got it in whore house red or bright yellow, that would take away the whole Mom feel." I argue.
"Whore house red?" He asks holding back the laughter. Though he has that sexy eyebrow quirk going on and I want to push him into the back of this suv and play cowgirl.
"Please that bright red that screams open for business boys, come here for sexy times." And he gives into the laughter as does the sales man.
"Bella I love you." He says between laughs.
"Yea, yea." I roll my eyes and walk off towards the other side of the show room to look around.
Twenty minutes after that we are back in my Camry, of which I am now feeling better and better about how much I shelled out for it after seeing the prices on some of these other cars, when Edward yells for me to turn into the next dealership. His yell isn't mean, no it's the excited yell of a boy who has seen the most wonderful toy. His face is lit up like it's Christmas morning and I know my car whisperer has heard the call of his new car. And I have this feeling it is going to be an expensive call to answer.
And I was right. Edward has bought some Italian sport car called a Maserati Quattroporte S series. And of course he had to get all the trimmings and extras so now he is around two hundred and fifty thousand dollars poorer. Not that it matters to him. No, he's busy doing a happy dance and talking about how hot the car is. And all I can think is that I could have bought a really nice house for the price of his car.
"I'm just sorry it won't be finished before we go to Forks." He adds and I see true regret in his eyes. And I don't have the heart to tell him that, that car would cause traffic jams in Forks.
"It's ok we can take mine." I smile. "I'll even let you drive." He smiles at this.
"So do you think Charlie is going to pull a gun on me?" He asks looking a little freaked out.
"No he'll probably thank you for taking his spinster daughter off his hands. I think he had visions of he and I and an ass ton of cats living in his tiny house for the rest of our lives." I am only half joking here.
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?" Edward has a frown on his face because he is sure I told him Dad has a girl.
"Yep Irina. It's fairly new, but my old man would still do the whole lonely hearts club/ way to many cats thing with me. He's just that devoted." I smile because Charlie is an awesome Dad.
"Carlisle would in his ever calm way remind me he loves me and that someone out there is my true other half. While Jazz and Em would go halves on getting me a hooker then when that was over they'd probably send me on a trip to some tropical island where people run around half dressed thinking it would up my chances of getting laid again." I have to laugh because that so sounds like his brothers.
"Are you up to a grocery store run?" I don't want him to get worn out. "If you're not I can drop you off then go pick up what we need."
"Nah I'm up for it baby." And the innuendo is clearly there.
"Bad Edward, two and a half more weeks lover boy." I warn with a saucy, or at least I hope it is, wink.
"Yes Mistress Bella." He jokes and makes a whipping noise.
"You wish I'd whip you stud boy." I joke back and his eyes glaze over. "Oh hell no Edward."
"Yea probably not a good idea." He agrees. "With your coordination I might wind up back in the hospital." I gently smack the back of his head then grab a cart. I pulled out my short list as he starts pushing the cart around.
"Ok we need to head to the deli." That's our first stop, I'm craving some thinly sliced turkey. I look out of the corner of my eye and notice Edward keeps tossing things into the cart. "Honey what are you planning on doing with," I pull the item out of the cart, "canned deviled ham?"
"I don't know I figured I'd try it, if I don't like it Emmett can have the rest he'll eat anything." He says of the ten pots of meat he has tossed into cart.
"How about we get one and try it and if you like it we buy more?"
"Ok." He agrees and puts back nine of them and grabs some Spam.
"Spam Edward?" Really?
"I want to try it to, I hear it's big in Hawaii." I roll my eyes and keep walking. By the time we make the deli counter Edward has half the cart loaded with things he just has to try. He tried to include pig's feet but after I warned him it would be a year before I'd even kiss him again if he ate that he put them back. I now feel like I have a five year old with me.
"A pound of the honeysuckle white thinly sliced." I tell the nice lady at the counter who is drooling over Edward. I really can't blame her, I just hope the drool doesn't drip on my food.
"K." She mumbles. I almost want to warn her to pay attention lest she chops off a finger with that big ass meat machine. Edward starts nibbling on the back of my neck and she glares a little at me. Ok you not so nice lady, bite me. He's my girlie bits voodoo sex God and I don't share.
"Baby I think we need some of that cheese and some of that ham." He whispers seductively. So of course I order the ham and cheese as well. He really has the power I can't lie.
Three hundred and fifteen dollars and sixty two cents later my Camry is loaded down with food that will probably waste away in Edwards's kitchen. I also find out that I am making hot ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch because Edward is too sick to stand there and flip them. He of course told me this right after telling me he was in fact up for sex. Men.
~0~
The ride to Forks was long and Edward complained that my car wasn't fast enough for most of the drive. He then proceeded to tell me about the new car he was going to buy me. Which is why the past thirty minutes I haven't said a word and he hasn't noticed because he is back in car la la land.
"It has to be sturdy, so I'm thinking BMW, Mercedes and Volvo are our best bets." Mentally I am reminded that his Volvo went boom and that Dobermans can't be replaced with each other. I tell him this. He ignores me. "Statistics say red cars get in more accidents so that's a nix. Maybe blue, you look great in blue." He nods to himself.
"Edward." I say softly.
"Yea baby?"
"I like my car. I don't need a new car just because your addicted to speed." I say firmly.
"Baby you need a new car." That's his whole argument. Really?
"No I don't." Ok my argument wasn't much better.
"Please baby let me spoil you a little?" Great his pout is out. Fuck me.
"Edward right now I'm homeless and jobless living in my boyfriend's house while he recovers from blowing up his car. A boyfriend I might add that I had run away from and almost ruined the relationship before it even got started. The last thing I need is for my sweet and way to forgiving boyfriend to buy me a car." I pouted back. I love that we could talk these things out now. Even if I generally lose.
"Well you see I have to argue there. You are not homeless, at least you won't be if you agree to live with me." I gasped. "As for a job, with your knowledge of Masen you would be the perfect liaison for me. You can work from home or I can even hook you up with an office at Cullen Inc and you can go through the day to day e-mails and work that I need to keep up with my late Grandfather's company. Which he for some reason left solely to me."
"Edward that would have me working for you and living with you. Wouldn't that be strange?"
"Not really, since one day in the not too distant future I'm going to marry you so it will be your company too." Damn sexy boyfriend wants to be sexy husband. Internal happy dance and a little raising of the mental roof.
"Really you want to marry me?" I ask slightly stunned.
"Of course, don't you want to marry me?" My blush over takes my face.
"Maybe." I give a stupid little girl giggle.
"Please Bella if it was up to me we'd be in Vegas right now saying I do. However my Mom and sisters-in-law have threatened to castrate me if I don't do this properly. Which means I'm going to "date" you a little longer then surprise you with a little blue box and tell you how fucking much you mean to me and how much I love you and can't live without you. Then I will vow to hold you above all others and never let you down. Then after that I'll beg you to be my wife." Wow. Fucking wow.
"And I'll say yes." I whisper.
"And I'll be the happiest, luckiest man in the world." He says so sincerely.
"And I'll be the luckiest woman in the world." In all honesty I already feel like the luckiest woman alive.
"And I'm still buying you a new car." And I have to laugh. My Edward is a determined little shit.
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"Breath Bella." We are in Charlie's driveway and my nerves are shot. I have this vision of telling my Dad that I'm moving in with Edward and watching as Lucky his rifle comes out and kills Edward. Lucky got his name because he's so lucky he never misses. Dad loves that rifle more than he loves me I sometimes think.
"If he kills you, don't forget I love you." I tell him in all honesty.
"Awe baby I love you too. Trust me your Dad isn't going to kill me." He winks and I cream my jeans. Fucking voodoo sex God green eyes that fucking own me. Ok my thoughts have lost their coherency.
"If he asks you if you want to meet Lucky run." I warn.
"Ok." He laughs again. Edward is so fucking happy and looks so young and I'm hoping Dad doesn't call me a cougar or some lame shit like that. Cougars chase their pray. I was caught by Edward. Hell first night I met his ass he shoved his fingers in my girlie bits and made me come apart, without me asking or saying a word. He's like those animals in nature that attack their elders and show their dominance. Yum dominate Edward. Kinky. Must stop picturing him in tight leather pants and nothing else holding a riding crop telling me I've been a bad girl. At least I should stop until we are no longer visiting my Dad.
"Bella. Edmund." Charlie you arse. He comes out of the house in full uniform including holster and gun. Edward went a little white in the face and gulped. I saw you babe. No trying to pretend you're not scared now.
"It's Edward Dad." Charlie glares a little at Edward who gulps some more.
"Chief Swan it's a pleasure to meet you." Edward being brave walks forward hand stretching out. "I'm Edward Cullen, your daughter's future husband." Ok if this was chatting online I'd be all *headdesk* about now. Edward I realize we just had this talk but, Charlie doesn't know you yet.
"Huh?" Dad looks confused. He looks at my left hand then at my face then back to Edward.
"Yes sir in the car on the way here your daughter consented to one day letting me propose and promised to consent. I wanted to be honest about my intentions since I have already shared them with Bella." Awe Edward you are so getting a blow job. As soon as I figure out how to give you a good one. Hmm I'll Google it.
"Well Edward I appreciate your honesty. And I admire you for being brave enough to take on Bella here." What? Charlie!
"Dad!"
"Oh shush kid you are a handful and you know it. The hell you've put this poor guy through doing your running, which was a little too much like your mother I might add. To be honest I'm surprised he'd take you back and want to marry you the way you acted." Wow Dad tell me how you really feel.
"Chief Swan, Bella is the most important person in my life. And I'd wait for her forever. I also can take some of the responsibility for her running. I came on to strong, to fast in my need to be near her." Ok I want to hump Edward right now on my Dad's front porch.
"I love you Edward." I say firmly.
"I love you too Bella." He winks at me.
"Well son you've passed the test." Charlie winks as well. "See Bella here is the most important person in my world as well. So point to you on that one. Next you are able to take responsibility for your own faults in this relationship, something that I didn't do with her mother. That shows that your mature enough to be in a relationship and the fact that you would wait shows how much you really love her. You have my approval."
"Thank you sir."
"Call me Charlie. Now come on kids lets go in I need to put Lucky away since I won't need him today."
"Good to know." I said under my breath.
"Thank you Charlie."
"And we also need to talk about your aversion to kids." Oh right I forgot to fill Charlie in. "Cause I want some grandbabies to spoil rotten." I laugh as does Edward and we follow Charlie in and spend the next couple of hours catching him up on all that is us. Except of course the sex, we didn't need Lucky to come back out and visit.
~0~
Six Months Later
Six months of life with Edward and lots of fucktabulous orgasmic bliss. Sigh. I've honestly never been happier in my life.
Charlie took a leaf out of our books and moved Irina in with him. Edward and I learned not to just show up to visit there anymore. My retinas were still scarred from that sight. Shudder. Dad running around naked wearing just his holster and Irina naked wearing handcuffs begging for mercy. Ugh I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Carlisle had decided to cut back to working only two days a week and Jasper was taking over Cullen. Edward and I had been talking and he was leaning towards leaving Cullen Inc completely and running Masen. He really liked their ideas on environmentally friendly homes. And he also liked the idea of living in Forks, he said it would be a better place to raise a family. When Rosalie heard this she tried to talk Emmett into leaving Cullen Inc to work for Edward and move to Forks. She hated living in the city. Oh and she's pregnant again, with twins. Apparently Em's very fertile.
"Bella stand still so I can get the last button." Alice complained.
"I'm going to be big as a house." Rose bitched. Though we all knew she was ecstatic about having more babies.
"Boo." Brady cooed from his bouncy chair. That was his way of saying my name.
"Hello my little love." I cooed back at him.
"You are going to be a beautiful bride." Esme gushed coming in.
"Hey what about the bride's maids." Rose complained again. She was cranky today. Her dress had to be let out due to her expanding body.
"Well I've never seen two such beautiful bride's maids in my life." Esme said and winked at me. I giggled a little.
"I still can't believe you tossed a coin to pick your maid of honor." Rose grumbled.
"I'm sorry I couldn't pick between the two of you." Alice, a vision in white informed her sister in law. Oh and I won the coin toss. Go me.
"Your next Bella, so I get to be your maid of honor." Rose informs me.
"Rose he hasn't even given me a ring yet, let alone asked me to marry him. We discussed it once six months ago. I think he's just happy the way we are." I smile. I am happy, however I am kind of wanting Edward to put a ring on it.
"Trust me Bella, my son is eager to ask you to marry him. But knowing Edward he is looking for the perfect moment or the perfect plan." Esme smiles and gives me a hug.
"Really Bella I think he was only waiting so he didn't steal any of mine and Jasper's thunder." Alice assures me.
"Well I'm happy just being with him. He's kind of it for me." I smile and they giggle.
"Finally Bella admits Edward is it for her. Hallelujah." Rose laughs and I stick my tongue out at her.
"Ladies are we ready?" Charlie sticks his head in the door. Alice, having no parents of her own and having bonded with my Dad asked him to give her away. Sometimes I think Charlie loves Alice more than he loves me the way he is with her.
"Yep." She pops that damned p again.
I walk ahead of Alice down the aisle. Edward is standing beside Jasper as his best man and fuck he looks good in a tux. Hell all the Cullen men look good. The gene pool must have some sort of anti-ugly enzyme in it. His green eyes are focused on me and he smiles that crooked grin and winks. Those green eyes taking me in. I just want to find some quiet corner and ride him. I hear my father cough behind me and I realize I have almost stopped walking. Shoot. Alice is giggling slightly and Edward well fuck he looks smug. I start walking again rolling my eyes at his sexy ass. He is so not getting any tonight. Ok so he may get a little. Just let me have my moment ok?
Alice and Jasper say their I dos all gooey eyed and I want to look away because it feels so private. I also want to smack Edward who is giving me his let's get naked and fuck here and now look. Shit and now he is licking his lower lip and oh fuck he's sucked it into his mouth. That is it Cullen you really aren't getting any tonight.
The reception looks like the inside of a pepto bottle. I didn't know there was this much pink in the world. How they turned the ballroom in the Cullen family home into the pink palace I haven't a clue. Honestly I was kind of scared to find out. Now I need a drink. Ok where is the alcohol?
"Dance with me?" He whispers into my ear.
"Nope, not gonna happen I value both of our lives to much."
"I'll hold you up baby."
And somehow I've found myself wrapped up in his arms on the dance floor. My head pressed into his chest, he's holding me tight and the world just seems right again. God I love my man.
"Edward I love you." I tell him softly in his ear.
"Isabella I love you more and more every day." He kisses the top of my head and smacks my butt. Sweet and saucy just like Edward himself. "I think Alice is trying to get your attention." He gives my ass another smack and points me towards the pixie.
"Bella I'm throwing the bouquet I need you to get center around the second row. I've been practicing so you'll be the one to catch it." It takes all I have not to roll my eyes.
"Yes dear." I kiss her cheek. "I love you pixie."
"Awe I love you too sissy." She squeals and hugs me.
I stand where she says knowing if I don't she'll hurt me later. Rosalie comes over and glares at the other women.
"Bella catch this damn thing. And if anyone gets in your way I'll hurt them." Great.
My face flushes red. I hear mumbles of first she gets the hottest Cullen now she wants the bouquet. I also hear their groans of frustration and notice them backing away from me. I feel bad I really don't need the bouquet, I have Edward and Edward will ask me when he is ready. I know though if I walk away Rose and Alice will hurt me. Oh shit Esme might too she is giving me the thumbs up and glaring at the other women too. It's kind of sad since one of them is her niece Trudy. Alice starts to throw and it lands in the hands of the woman in front of me who bounces it in the air with a gasp and then it lands in my hands. I give a small grin offer it back to her, she looks at me like I'm trying to kill her. Edward is laughing so hard I think he might need to hit an inhaler soon.
"You" He spurts out "should" laugh "see" deep drag for air "your" lands on his hot ass still laughing "face." Thank you Edward. Real mature. I toss the bouquet at him.
"Ha you do realize it was your girlfriend who caught the bouquet which tradition says means I'm the next to get married. Hmm who should I marry?" He gets quiet.
"Bella," Oh shit it's the sexy possessive voice thank you sweet baby Jesus, "you are mine. You will marry only me." Yes master of my girlie bits.
"Maybe, maybe not." I taunt and suddenly I am thrown over his shoulder, and walked out of the ball room and he is stomping up the stairs. Suddenly a door is thrown open and then slammed shut, the lock firmly turned. I land with a thump onto a soft bed.
"Mine." He growls and pulls my shoes off. Then he slowly strips the rest of me before starting back at my feet. "These feet are mine." He kisses my ankles oh fuck me. "These legs are mine." He runs his tongue slowly up my right leg then repeats with the left. "These inner thighs are mine." He kisses the insides of my legs close to where I'd kill to have his mouth.
"Edward." I breath out.
"This belly button is mine." He kisses around it, sucking and licking. Small nibbles all the way up to my breast. "These breast also mine. God they are perfect." He sucks my right nipple into his mouth and body feels little spasms go through it. He uses his hand and plucks the left nipple. It's a hard pebble. He switches pinching the right but when he gets to the left to suck he stops. He slowly slips out his tongue and gently every so softly touches it to my nipple then pulls back. He does it again and again. Oh God it's like mini kisses. Slowly he increases the pressure and length of time of each lick. Before long I am panting and legs are rubbing together to get friction.
Edward slowly sucks the left nipple in his mouth and moves his hand off my other breast. The hand is now trailing down my stomach and over my mound. One of his glorious fingers finds my clit and flicks it hard. I almost cum. "This pussy is mine too." He growls and kisses me hard.
His cock is hard as a rock when my hand finds it finally. He begins fingering me in time with my stroking of his penis. Our kisses are heated and I'm on fire. As I come apart at the seams Edward growls that we are not done yet.
He places my hands on the metal head board behind me. I'm holding on to the bars, pillows under my top half when he shocks the hell out of me. Slowly he raises up my lower half cupping my ass to support it, I'm floating holding on for dear life when he slams into me. His body pushing into mine over and over again and the grip I have on the head board is the only thing keeping me supported above the bed. The freedom of having with nothing touching me but the metal in my hands and Edward is so fucking erotic. In and out over and over again and my body is on edge. "Cum Bella now!" He demands and I obey. I explode like never before.
He flips us over, my hands no longer on the headboard. I'm riding him. I'm bouncing up and down, my hands rubbing on his firm chest, I have the urge to lick his nipples and I lean over and do it. He groans and squeezes my ass. God it felt so good. One of his hands fondles my breast the other my clit and right before he cums inside me he growls again, "Mine." And I explode all over again. Slowly he becomes limp and slides out of me.
"Yours." I agree again.
"Forever."He responds. "I'm yours too Bella." I smile softly.
"I love you Edward." I mutter as sleep overtakes me. I feel like a very well loved wet noodle. Limp and satisfied. He laughs.
"I love you my Bella."