Such lovely reviews! I hope you enjoy this chapter as well! Not a very long Authors Note this time. Just getting right to the chapter this time!

Disclaimer: And the award for best Person alive who owns Harry Potter goes to *Opens envelope.* ... JK Rowling, as I clearly don't own Harry freaking Potter.

Remus' POV!

"REMUS JOHN LUPIN GET BACK HERE!" I am currently running to the Gryffindor common room from my dear friends, Padfoot and Prongs, as they are going to have a jolly good laugh embarrassing me over the events that occurred earlier today.

I reached the common room door and uttered the password. It swung open and I ran to our room. As I hid under my bed, I could hear James and Sirius as they flung the door open.

"You can't hide forever, Moony! We have the map, you know!" Knowing I was defeated, I slid from under my bed and sat on the floor.

"You kissed a bird! A proper, proper bird! And you didn't tell us! Why not?" Sirius demanded.

"Because I knew that you'd react like this. And, I would have told you tonight anyway!" I said bluntly.

"How was it then?" James grinned. It was amazing. Breath-taking. Mind-blowing. Enough to make me feel differently about her.

"It was alright I guess." LIES. LIES. LIES. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

"Sei così mentendo!"1 Darn me ever teaching that boy Italian! Thank Merlin James wasn't interested.

"Perché ti interessa se sto mentendo?"2 I said.

"Ti piace lei? Potete dirmi se lo fate!"3 I can't keep secrets from him.

"Ok, Sirius. Abbiamo condiviso tre baci, e quelli dannatamente tre baci mi fanno cadere per lei. Is that what you wanted to hear!"4 I half-yelled. Sirius looked slightly taken aback. James had left quite a while ago to find Lily.

"I wasn't expecting that! Our sweet Moony! Falling for someone. It's good that it's Perry, as she already accepts you for what you are."

"Thanks for trying, but what's the point! Perché lei vuole uno come me?"5 Sirius looks angry.

"Stop that, right now. Stop always putting yourself down! You are good enough. I know your problem makes it hard for you to see that you deserve any bird you want, but you bloody well do!" Sirius ranted. I smiled weakly at my dear friend.

"Now, if my theory is correct, we have us some fine female specimens to find!" Sirius grinned.

"Fine female specimens?" I asked before it dawned on me.

"Kristina, obviously! Proper sexy female!" Sirius smirked. He really has no shame.

"Come on, Moony! Let's go find them!"

"Pads. It's 11:30 at night. Do you honestly think it's wise to go looking for girls at this time?"

"What kind of question is that? Of course it's wise. It'd be stupid if we didn't! Now come on!" Sirius grinned, grabbing my arm and dragging me to Lily's dorm to fetch James.

"POTTER I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!" Lily screeched as we reached the door.

"BUT WHY NOT!" James yelled as we walked in. I saw Sirius grin when he saw Kristina.

"BECAUSE I- YOU- JUST BECAUSE. THAT'S WHY!"

"WHY LILY! WHY NOT! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG!"

"I CAN'T BLOODY TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Lily cried as she ran up to James and kissed him. Full on snogging. A bit forward there, Lil!

"Kristina. Get your fine self over here." Sirius smirked. A blush appeared over her pale skin. She got up and walked straight up to Sirius' face.

"What you want, Sirius?" she said, her Russian accent fogging her speech. Sirius leant in and kissed her. Very forward, Sirius! You've only just met her.

"I'm off, is that cool?" I said. When I didn't get an answer, I left the room to return to mine.

"Rem! Wait!" A panicky voice half-yelled.

"What's the matter, Lil?" She looked at me with wide eyes.

"I kissed him. I kissed James Potter. Why did I do that?" She said, sounding slightly terrified.

"I think you know why. I've seen the way you look at him." I smiled.

"You could have said something!"

"You didn't." I retorted.

"I know but I didn't because I didn't want to be his fling. His little toy. His whore that he sleeps with then leaves." She said, breaking down into tears.

"Lily. Is that what you think he thinks of you? He loves you, Lily. He's loved you since day bloody one! And boy, do I know it. He'd marry you right now if you accepted! Every guy that looks at you wrong ends up with Madam Pomfrey! Tell him, Lils!"

"I can't. I just can't." She cried.

"You don't need to." said a very dazed looking James.

"RIGHT! Let's go find Perry!" Sirius yelled as he ran out of the room, Kristina in tow. His clothes were a mess and he had lipstick marks near his lips.

"Addy? Why?" Lily asked.

"Remmy over here snogged her three times and now he's falling for her!" Cue my red face. And my inward death threats cast towards one Sirius Black.

"Technically, she snogged me the last time." I muttered.

"Oh my Merlin, really!" squealed Lily.

"That shoots my 'gay' theory down in flames then!" laughed James.

"James! I've already told you! I'm straight!"

Crap. Shite. Bullshit. All words that can AND will be used to describe ... that. Truly not my best, but meh. It's funny, I guess.

1. You're so lying!

2. Why do you care if I'm lying?

3. Do you like her? You can tell me if you do!

4. Ok, Sirius. We shared THREE kisses, and those damn three kisses are making me fall for her.

5. Why would she want someone like me?

As for last chapter, the Italian part was being a Twat and not translating right. So here it is!

You know when I said I liked the last kiss we shared? I didn't just like it. I loved it. I think I may be falling for you. And it's now I realise I hope you don't understand me. Why would someone like you feel anything for someone like me?

Sappy. I know. It sucks.

Question Time! (I like questions. Each chapter will have one from now!)

What's the most useless foreign word you know?

For me, it's 'Moushka' the Russian for 'Mouse'. It was on Coraline, so that's where I know it from. If I ever need a mouse in Russia, then I'm good :)

Hugs and Butterfly kisses,

Girl-with-no-name x