A/N: My mood isn't the best so I think a Strange Times at WWE update will make my mood better. Review.
Over the Wonder Wrestlers were well… ruining everything.
"C'mon Matt. It's been two weeks you had to have thought of something!" Adam complained rubbing his temples. He didn't know how much longer he could go dealing with these 'Wonder Wrestlers'.
Matt looked up from the paper he was scribbling something down on and glared at Adam. "I'm trying. Every single idea you two keep shooting down."
"Honestly, I don't see how those three idiots have caused any harm." Hunter told the both of them. Adam and Matt looked at each other then starred holes through Hunter.
"Hunter are you stupid?" Adam questioned. "They have done too much."
Hunter slapped his hand on his thighs and switched his eyes between the two. "Name one thing."
"Well." Adam and Matt breathed in before continuing.
"Crashing Mickie's car."
"They were trying to save a cat!" Hunter said in their defense.
"That was already dead." Matt finished.
"Stole Eve's divas championship belt."
Hunter rolled his eyes. "They gave it to Kelly so she'd know what it felt like to be champion."
"They lost the belt before they gave it to her." Adam remembered.
"They stole Randy's wrestling underwear to give to the fans… to save them from 'Randy's horrible wrestling'"
Hunter exploded into laughter. "That was so funny though."
"Not for straight men like us." Adam said under his breath.
Hunter switched his eyes to look at Adam. "What was that?"
"Nothing." Adam shook his head. Hunter continued to stare the Rated R Superstar. "Now guys we have to come up with a name for our alliance."
Matt nodded. "Yes. Every good evil alliance has a great name."
Hunter chuckled. "You guys have fun. I have a match against Sheamus to prepare for." He got up and headed over to the door.
"Be careful of the Wonder Wrestlers."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Hunter waved his hand before leaving.
Xxx
The Wonder Wrestlers were backstage in their locker room watching Raw. "This is boring. Nobody seems to need saving tonight." Jay complained.
"Don't worry Jay. A situation will come up, just give it sometime." And just as Jeff said that the three looked at the TV and saw Triple H going at it with Sheamus.
"Oh my gosh! We have to save Sheamus! Hunter will kill him with that sledge hammer!" Jay exclaimed, jumping out of his seat.
"To the ring." Shawn starred at Jeff and Jay.
"Guys I don't know… I mean the other stuff was awesome but Hunter getting mad… this might not be worth it…" He looked at the floor.
Jeff put his hand on Shawn's shoulder. "He'll forgive us buddy… we are trying to save a life."
Shawn smiled. "Yeah I guess you're right. TO THE RING."
Shawn, Jeff and Jay grabbed random items along the way. Jay grabbed a broomstick, Shawn grabbed a trashcan and Jeff grabbed his famous weed whacker and they headed to the ring. The three of them stopped Hunter from even coming in contact with Sheamus and beat the hell out of him.
Jay began continuously bashing Hunter's abdomen with the broomstick and Shawn smashed Hunter's face with a trash can and Jeff pretty much just threw the weed whacker at Hunter. While this was going on Sheamus was outside of the ring laughing hysterically.
The evil side of Hunter exploded from within and came to life. He punched Jay out, pushed Shawn –not wanting to hurt his best friend too badly- kicked Jeff in the gut then pedigreed him right into the center of the mat. He breathed in heavily then looked around at the three of them. Shawn and Jay backed away and watched a very angry Hunter leave the ring.
He walked angry pushing every wrestler he saw out of his way. He made his way to Matt's locker room and exploded into the room. "DID YOU JUST—"
Adam and Matt nodded. "We did."
"Do you want to join us now?" Adam asked.
Hunter nodded and grinned sadistically. "Oh yeah. The wonder wrestlers are going down."
A/N: As you can see I'm clearly trying to drag this out. I'm having too much fun with this… Maybe one more chapter of the Wonder Wrestlers… then other randomness.