I own nothing in this story apart from my horrible plot and awful grammar. (And Mary Sue OCs)
This intermission skit was written by Azelf. She and Dot have never gotten along, probably because Azelf was my first friend and thus the first person Dot had to share me with. I'm not proud of how she's treated in this intermission, but I won't deny that it's funny.
Author: This is 100% the Artist's idea!
Artist: Gemma! If you change this and disgrace Fire Emblem I will seriously hurt you!
Gemma: No worries there! I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Artist: WHAAAAAT!
Author: Oops! Sorry, that's the Marauder's Map. I solemnly swear I will not alter this skit.
Artist: Much better.
Leonardo, Marth, and Edward accidentally go through another one of my traps (a time space warp) then have to survive on their own for several days. A few days later... they catch Zola in a clearing.
Edward: What is it?
Marth: *off getting firewood*
Leo: Uh...
Edward: Well?
Leo: I think it i-
Zo: I'm a person you nitwit! A PERSON
Leo: Not human...I think that is what Azelf called a, uh...hmmm... Oh, yeah! A Meepit!
Edward: Is it...EDIBLE?
Zo: I am NOT edible you idiots! I am a human! HUMAN! GET IT RIGHT!
Leo: *sarcastically* Eddie, I think it is incensed.
Eddie and Zo: ? Incensed?
Leo: *notices the looks on their faces* Are you two such ignoramuses that you have no conception of the sophisticated terminology of which I am conversing with thee?
Edward: ?
Zo: What the F* did you just say?
Leo: *enraged at Zo for her language* You Ninny! You have no conception of my cultivated tongue! Are you some uneducated serf who has meandered her way unto our snare? Speak now or forever hold your peace!
Zo: ?
Leo: *now brimming with anger* Edward Nevasse, it is edible.
Edward: YAY!
Leo: *shoots Zo down*
Edward: *ties Zo's hands and feet like he was going to roast a large game animal*
Azelf: *enters clearing* Leo? Eddie? I knew I snagged my brother, but not you two...
Leo: You're telling me that my presence here is because you warped us here?
Marth: *enters and gives Azelf a noogie* BABY SISTER! YEEE! Imagine meeting you in a dreary place like this!
Azelf: Marth (OW!) You can(OOCH!) stop!
Marth: *continues noogieing Azelf*
Azelf: *blasts Marth with magic*
Marth: *out cold*
Azelf: *to Edward and Leo* What are you two doing with the editor?
Leo and Edward: Editor?
Azelf: ...You didn't know that? *takes out a long sword which she wields with one hand*
Leo and Eddie: *scream and hide behind Zo*
Zo: WTF are you waiting for? Untie me NOW Maggot!
Azelf: *puts sword away and takes out a skewer on which to impale Zo*
Gemma: *comes in and knocks Edward C. and Ed Elric into Edward*
Ed E. and Edward C.: *randomly there for no other purpose other than to be propelled towards the 3rd Edward*
Leo: *shoots Gemma in the rear with a tranquilizer arrow*
Artist: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SKIT?
Author: Just changed the format a bit.
Artist: Oh, ok.
For anyone confused, Meepits are from Neopets. Long story. Look it up yourself, because I actually don't know all of it.
Well, the review thingy is right there! Feel free to bash this. I do so on a regular basis. (read: whenever I remember it exists)