The SUV dwarfed the Willis family's vehicle and they looked on with awe as Jack flew from the driver's door with his usual flourish.

"You must be Tarn's parents, good looking boy needs good looking parents!" Jack said smoothly as he bent to kiss the mother's hand.

"Mildred" she preened and Jack's eyes widened.

"What a lovely old fashioned name, I'm Jack!" Jack grinned.

"I'm Walton!" said the father gruffly and then he gaped as his hand got kissed before CJ could stop him.

Dad!" CJ barked and Jack winked.

"Gotta keep them guessing, eh Walt?"

Walton cleared his throat and looked past him to see Ianto calmly unloading the twins. He frowned, then looked at the twins approaching.

"So these are your little brother and sister then!" he said to CJ who grinned and turned to usher them over.

"SJ and RJ, this is Tarn's Mum and Dad," he said softly.

SJ frowned and looked at the dog that had wandered over, "Bloody ugly dog!"

"SJ!" CJ was horrified as the Airedale stared at the child who was eye level.

"He's not ugly," RJ argued with her twin, "He's lovely. He looks like a sheepie after its's fur starts to grow back when it was shorn!"

"Sheep don't have fur ya plonker!" SJ growled, then yelped as Jack thwacked him lightly in the ear.

"Sorry about that, he's been spending a lot of time with my friend who is very acidic. It seems to be rubbing off" He glared at SJ who defiantly glared back.

RJ petted the dog and made little soothing noises, "Don't listen to doo-doo head. He's just jealous because he looks like his hair has been eaten by a sheepie."

"Oi! It's called "Bedhead" if you ever learned to read the can!" SJ snarked then ducked and bobbed up triumphantly to poke his tongue at his father after the rush if air told him Jack's hand had passed over.

"SJ! Come help me please" Ianto said calmly without looking up from the bag he was rifling through and SJ pivoted and ran to the SUV.

Ianto handed him a silver ball and told him to give it to Daddy so he excitedly gave it to Jack and watched with clenched hands as Jack paced out the area.

Deciding, he squatted and pressed a series of buttons and then strode quickly over to the SUV.

SJ ran to get the ball and Jack yelled a warning as the ball engaged.

SJ was thrown back and Ianto caught him deftly as the tent/house appeared.

Tarn's family gaped at the wondrous tent. Ianto was walking their luggage in and RJ was struggling with some bedding. As they walked around the perimeter, they saw it was a size of their entire pitching space.

They were ushered in by a beaming Jack who was giving them the "Company prototype" spiel and Ianto looked up as they got to the bedroom the men would be using. He had employed the bed-cube, their king sized bed already made as he finished the pillows.

"Hello there." He smiled softly, "Sorry I didn't say hi earlier but you have to keep moving with these kids or they will mow you down. I'm CJ's Tad, Ianto."

He offered his hand and Walton stared at it, "I thought he was the father."

"Er"

"Dad and Tad are a same sex couple Sir." CJ jumped in, "Us kids are theirs biologically."

"How's that then?" Walton asked as he finally accepted the hand about to be withdrawn.

"Gene splicing" Jack barked, "Who wants to see the BBQ!"