Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Case of the Ex
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Edge, The Hardys, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: The ARK Angels of DX are filming a movie with The Rock in Los Angeles and Triple H decides he has to know who Stephanie McMahon's new love is. Jealousy rears its ugly head for Amy as Shawn wonders why his wife isn't paying any attention to him while her ex-boyfriends are.
Chapter Fourteen – The Boy is Mine
Shawn Michaels was at the TNA World Champion John Cena's house where Mickie James and Maria were arguing. He thought she'd be in Virginia but it turned out that Mickie hadn't been home in awhile; in fact she'd been sleeping at The Champ's house and Maria had been staying at her parents home back in Illinois. Maria kept coming back to Florida where Cena now lived hoping to reconcile with him but everytime she showed up she found John and Mickie making love in The Champ's bed. You'd think she'd get the message that Cena wasn't interested in her let alone in love with her anymore. Maria was more angry about Marion that herself; her son needed a father and John needed to take responsibility for the child he had created, so she demanded John break it off with Mickie but The Champ refused to listen and things had gotten ugly in the Sunshine State.
Shawn walked into a shouting match between Maria and Mickie that soon turned into a full-fledged fight with fists flying and legs kicking, both women were inflicting as much bodily damage as possible and Cena just stood their watching with a smug grin on his face.
"Welcome to my home Shawn, where beautiful women fight over me night and day," Cena said.
"You think this is funny John?" Shawn said disgusted with Cena's devil-may-care attitude to what was going on.
"You should be on my side, you know what its like being at the top of your game and women just can't resist you. You got any advice for The TNA World Champion Shawn?" Cena said.
"Yeah, take care of your son and leave Mickie alone until you and Maria work this thing out," Shawn said but Cena shook his head.
"No Shawn, I love Mickie," Cena said.
"Then marry her!" Shawn demanded and Cena frowned.
"Why, so she can walk around telling the whole world that she's my wife? I'm a thug Shawn and I got a reputation to maintain. I pick the ladies up and I drop them off, they don't stay over, they roll over, yeah!" Cena said and Shawn was sure he was talking to a chimp with a six pack.
"You know what Cena I can't make you marry Mickie but I can stop you for destroying her life," Shawn said and he grabbed Mickie pulled her over his shoulder and headed for the door.
"Shawn what are you doing put me down?" Mickie insisted.
"That's it Shawn get her out of here so me and John can sort things out!" Maria said but Shawn was way ahead of her.
"She'll be back," Cena said and Maria gave him a look so cold you could feel it in Miami.
Shawn put Mickie in the DX Machine and told the driver to roll out to the airport.
"I'm not breaking it off with John, you think this little stunt of yours is gonna change anything?" Mickie said looking as fine as always but Shawn just smiled confidently.
"I don't do stunts Mickie I save lives, this is very familiar territory for me. I know how bad things get when a woman loses her self-respect and I'm gonna make sure you realize that that's exactly what's happening here," Shawn said.
"I know what's happening you're sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. I'm not playing the part of WWE Diva outside of work Shawn, I don't have to be the bright and cheerful Mickie James out of office hours, I know John and I are supposed to be together and the sooner you, the locker room and Maria realize that the easier this will be for us to be together," Mickie said.
"Do you really think Cena wants you the way you want him?" Shawn said.
"Of course he does, why else would we be sleeping together so much?" Mickie asked.
"Because he can, with no strings attached!" Shawn explained, "Mickie until he puts a ring around your finger, you mean nothing to him,"
Mickie James was speechless; she had confused sex with love and in the process robbed a baby boy of his father's attention. She looked at Shawn but said nothing to him, she didn't have to her silence said more than words ever could. Shawn took this opportunity to move closer and put his arm around her, eventually Mickie leaned into him and soon the tears fell in a copious stream until she was shaking uncontrollably with tears. Shawn lifted her head to meet his eyes and he smiled at her and suddenly Mickie didn't feel like crying anymore. Shawn gave her the Kiss of Life and soon Mickie forgot all about Cena and started thinking only of Shawn.
Shawn pulled away suddenly; it was then that Shawn realized why he and Amy had grown distant. The Kiss of Life was supposed to release love into the person he was kissing but he didn't see love in Mickie's eyes, he saw lust. He saw the Whore of Babylon.
"GM Chrysler, Velvet Sky was right!" Shawn said and before he could protect himself Shawn found himself looking up from the limousine seat on his back while Mickie James unbuttoned his shirt, "Um this is my wife's favorite shirt, you better get your hands off it!" Shawn said and he gently pushed Mickie away but gentle wasn't the approach that was going to save him from the Whore's attacks. He was going to have to destroy this demon with all the power that God had put within him. As he mustered up all his strength he thought back to yesterday when Amy had elbowed him and he cried out to God and asked what was going on. Now he understood, Amy knew about the Whore of Babylon and she knew that it was using Mickie James as a host. It all made sense now, Amy hadn't fallen out of love with him, she was more in love with him that ever and this Whore wanted to ruin their blissfully wonderfully blessed marriage. "You bitch!" Shawn said and then he covered his mouth when he realized what he had said, "Sorry Mickie I don't usually use language like that, I'm gonna save you from this demon now, okay?"
Shawn squeezed Mickie's shoulders, closed his eyes and started to pray, when his lips parted to perform the prayer Mickie's eyes darkened, "Jesus came so that you could have life and have it more abundantly, there's love at the Cross and there's judgment of all devils. Leave now you Whore and go back to the depths of Hell!"
Shawn opened his eyes and he saw Mickie laughing at him, the demon was still there so he squeezed her shoulders and prayed harder, "Nothing shall separate us from the love of God, no demon in Hell will stop the blessings of Abraham from flowing in our lives. We are His masterpiece and we shall live to see His return but you won't be there demon, you'll be in Hell with all the other demons because I cast you out in Jesus' Name!"
Shawn opened his eyes but Mickie just stared at him, the Whore was still alive and Shawn started to get Indignant.
"I said get out of her!" he roared and Mickie cried in fear but Shawn knew the demon was messing with him so he pulled Mickie down onto the leather seat and demanded that the demon leave her body over and over again.
By the time they got to the airport Shawn was perspiring and so was Mickie but the demon hadn't been cast out, something was wrong, "Why can't I rebuke you demon?" Shawn said to the Whore of Babylon.
"Because your wife is cheating on you and you want to punish her," the Whore said and Shawn wanted to slap Mickie for lying to him but he wouldn't dare do that so the devil continued to taunt him, "Its just like your wife said, you're afraid of confrontation. You can't cast me out, you're too soft for this battle Shawn Michaels. Why don't you do what you really want to do?"
"And what's that?" Shawn said confidently thinking this demon was just seconds from being cast out.
He didn't expect what happened next, Mickie grabbed him and kissed him roughly, mangling his honey blond hair with her evil hands and pulling it loose while pressing her lips roughly to his until there was no air between them. Shawn resisted her in disgust: he felt like he was kissing an ashtray.
"That's what you really want isn't it?" Mickie asked Shawn who felt like throwing up but something stopped him from hurling all over Mickie James and he gasped in horror at the revelation God just gave him.
"Oh no," he said covering his mouth.
The Whore was right, the Truth was that Shawn's body was on fire but not because of his Righteous Indignation but because he was attracted to Mickie James.
"We're here boss," the driver said but Shawn didn't hear him, all he could hear was the sound of his heart beating and the Voice of God getting smaller and smaller as the body of Mickie James got hotter and hotter in his sight. Then he heard a very familiar voice, it was his son Cameron talking to him in the Spirit and he pulled away from Mickie James and gave her an Indignant slap right across the face.
"Take that demon!!" he cried out rebuking the Whore of Babylon, "You're not gonna make me lose my family and my Anointing all at the same-time! I REBUKE YOU IN JESUS' NAME!!!"
"OW MY FACE!!!" Mickie cried in pain and she crawled up into a ball in the corner of the DX Machine and the driver looked at Shawn as he tried to get her to stand up straight and walk into the airport. He wanted to apologize for hitting her but then he remembered that it was the demon who got hit not MJ who was just the host. Nonetheless the host was pissed at her now throbbing red cheek.
"Get away from me you creep!" Mickie yelled at Shawn but the Whore was still holding Mickie James hostage and Shawn had no intention of letting her go. He was gonna have to take her home and perform the exorcism again, this time with more power.
"Is she alright?" the driver asked concerned.
"She will be, you have a blessed day," Shawn replied and he carried Mickie James into the airport getting looks from everyone around. Shawn didn't pay any attention to them though, he just wanted to get to Virginia. He'd call the Divas and let them know they were on their own tonight, he knew they weren't going to like that one bit especially when he told them who he was gonna be spending the night with.
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"He's staying with Mickie James!" Candice Michelle cried after getting off the phone with Shawn and the Divas freaked out.
"We can't leave Shawn alone with that whore!" Kelly Kelly said.
"Yeah he's as good as dead if he stays with her," Natalya said.
"Okay so why don't we all go over to Mickie's house, only you guys have got a match tonight so you can stay," Gail Kim said to Angelina Love and Natalya.
"Okay go and get Shawn back! Are you gonna tell MVP you're going?" Angelina Love asked Gail Kim.
"There's no time, pass the message on!" Gail Kim said running out of the locker room, past MVP and CM Punk who wondered where they were going.
"They're going to Virginia to rescue HBK from Mickie James," Angelina Love explained.
CM Punk and MVP exchanged glances wondering why they would do that.
"You think this has something to do with the conversation Edge and Matt want to have with us before the show starts?" Punk asked MVP who shrugged.
"I have no idea, things are starting to get weird around here again," MVP said and Edge and Matt showed up and instantly got everyone's attention when they told everyone that they had given their lives to Christ to save Shawn and Amy's marriage from the Whore of Babylon.
Shelton tapped MVP on the shoulder and smiled at the bewildered Superstar sympathetically, "Don't worry Montell we'll fill you in," he said and Shelton, John Morrison and Carlito gave MVP and Punk a history lesson on the Whore of Babylon and her insatiable appetite for destroying the lives of very happily married men.