IGNORANT TWILIGHTER'S WEK NUMBER FOUR!!!
Twilight~
Okay, in the ballet room, James talks about Alice and how she was in Bella's shoes in one time. Being tracked by him I mean. This was in the ballet room, AFTER the baseball game.
AFTER.
AFTER?
AFTER.
AFTER means that he already saw her so wouldn't he have been like 'oh hey, I wanted to kill you at one time in your human life and , oh yeah I'm sort of the reason that you are a vampire. Just letting you know.' I mean he would have said something about that and I think that if Stephenie Meyer takes off with another Twilight book, she should make one where Alice tries to find herself. You know what I mean? Like if she went to Biloxi and started looking for her Cynthia's daughter and then found her and she was like 'oh yeah your the crazy my mom told me about' and then like it got out that they were vampires and they had to kill the whole world.
I don't know either.
New Moon~
Okay so in New Moon right at the beginning, like you read the preface and then the first chapter, is Bella's dream. Well when she think that it's her grandmother standing in front of her. Then Edward comes up and says Happy Birthday. I heard that and I know that it was just a dream and all...
but you NEVER EVER EVER EVER SAY THAT TO A WOMAN OVER 29!
But then again, what was that, like the first mistake Edward had made in like, the ENTIRE SAGA?
And I can just picture it. Edward is like walking up all gracefully and then Bella is like okay? and then Edward says Happy Birthday. And he thinks that he's so much older thn her and that's how he sees it, but she think thta she's older than him and they're both confused.
It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.
Eclipse~
Okay so when Rosalie tells Bella her story, that really pulled it all together. I mean she truly was sort of tortured you know? When like she tells her that Royce did that, I was looking so contently at my book that people thought I was sleeping with my eyes open. It is possible by the way. So when she told Bella, that really explained why she is so bitter and so mean to Bella. Like 'why would you just throw being human like that away?'. I guess I ha a little more sympathy for her, but that all ended in Breaking Dawn.
Speaking of...
Breaking Dawn~
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EPIC FIGHT BETWEEN THE VAMPS AND WEREWOLVES?
The entire saga, leading up to it, and then...nothing. It was like 'let's go meet in a field and have a nice little conversation to settle our differences'
WHAT?
It made no sense!
Whatever nothing I can do about it now.
Reveiw Questions!!!!!
Twilight do you think James should have said something to Alice directly?
big was that mistake?
had the best story?
you think there should have bee a huge battle?
Out
~AliceSwift