Farris Wheel Love Chapter 14: Mall Adventures and Gay Love, a twilight fanfic

Hey GUYS! Okay so the new story is coming along great….sadly this story must end soon. Please don't kill me for this, but hey how will I write other stories if I don't end to start a new one? Well I don't own twilight. And here is CHAPTER 14!

BPOV

Oh no! I knew that look Alice had. "Well…I have an idea but! For the first part, you guys can't go! Unless you want to, but I have a feeling you won't want to." She said smiling.

"Well what is the first part? "Emmett asked.

"We are going shopping…and then clubbing!" She said smiling. I groaned and shook my head and turned to Edward.

"Don't make me go alone!" I said giving him pleading eyes he nodded and kissed my forehead.

"Okay guys we will leave for the mall at 10 and go to the club at 7." She said and got up to go get ready. I finished my pancakes and put my dishes in the sink.

"BELLA! GET UP HERE!" Alice screamed. I looked up and Edward was laughing.

"Hey, at least you don't go under Bella Barbie." I said and started to go up the stairs. "Are you going to go?" I asked turning to him. He nodded.

"But I have to go change and shower. But I'll be back." He said and headed to the door. I went up stairs and Alice captured me and forced me to shower.

Then I went under cosmetic attack! She dressed me and applied make up and other things. "Are you done yet Alice!?" I asked squirming in my seat to go see Edward.

"BELLA! Quite moving, I'm almost done!" she said and hit my forehead.

"ouch." I said and then Alice back up and examined her work.

"Okay you're done!" I got up and ran down stairs. I saw Edward and Emmett and Jasper sitting on the couch.

"READY!" Alice screamed and she and Rosalie came downstairs and we headed to the Cars.

"We all go into Emmett's jeep and started down the road. Emmett turned on the radio and a song that had a cool beat came on.

I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And my hom-- and my homies all singin' to it,
3oh...3oh!3,

I ain't callin' for a close-up,
No clubs, no cars, bitches with the nose jobs,
No dubs, no stars,
I'm 'a do it how I always have;
Whiskey in a 40 bag,
Pissin' in the alleyway out back where the party's at,
I'm 'a spend it on a new whip, new hat, new kicks,
Bitches with the huge tits, new gat, new slips,
I'm 'a do it how I always do;
Sleep until the break of noon,
Wakin' just to make it through another night of shakin' you

I ain't signin' on a new lease,
No cooks, no keys,
Models with the nose bleeds,
White lace, gold beads,
I'm 'a run it like a marathon;
Party 'til I'm 50,
Wake up on my parent's
Them cops still out to get me,
And I ain't sippin' on a mixed drink, pinkie out, lips pink,
Talkin' to a rich skank filled up like a sperm bank,
I'm 'a go where I always go;
Drinks are on the house,
Whiskey's on the rocks while your sister's on my mouth,

And if I was a rich man,
I'd never been to sea,
Could I take you anyways,
Would you come with me, baby?
And if I was a sick man,
I'd never meant to be,
Would you love me anyways,
And would you marry me?

I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go

Emmett sang along through the whole song and about half way through Edward and Jasper joined in. Me, Alice and Rosalie just sat there.

When it ended Rosalie smacked Emmett in the back of the head. "HOW could you sing a song like that!?" she asked looking at the guys.

"Cause 3OH!3 ROCKS!" Emmett yelled. Rose just shook her head and turned the Radio till she found a song we all liked.

We all sang when the song came on. By the time the song ended we all arrived to the Mall and we got out. WE walked through the front doors and looked at all the stores among us.

"Okay! Bella and rose will come with me. And you guys do whatever you do." Alice said raking mine and Rosalie's hand. I pulled my hand back and looked Alice then at Edward.

"Don't leave me with her!" I said taking Edward's hand and refusing to let go. Edward looked up at Alice. Alice shook her Head.

"No! Bella your outfit is a surprise and I don't want Edward to see it yet! Look all you have to do is check it out try it on and then were done with the clothes part. I've already picked what it is just you have to see it." Alice said looking at me. I shook my head

"No Edward please!" I said begging.

"Bella I see no harm, just, I will meet you at…" he checked his watch. "at 12 so we can all get lunch, so just wait till then and we will be back together." He said staring at me. And he left with the guys.

I am pissed! "Come on Bella!" Alice called dragging my arm to a store. She walked to the cahier desk and got the women's attention.

"Hello, how can I help you?" she asked.

"Yes, I have a dress on hold under Cullen." Alice said. The lady disappeared into a room and came out with a dress and Flats in her hands. "Thank you." Alice said and took them from her.

"Now Bella go try it on." I went into the dressing room and tried the dress on with the flats. I looked at myself in the mirror and saw a pale skinned girl with brown hair in a silver dress with black fats. I smiled and went out to show Alice and Rose. The gasped when they saw me.

"Bella you look beautiful." Rose said and Alice nodded and asked me to turn.

"Okay go change back." She said and turned to talk to rose. I quickly changed back and exited the room with the dress and shoes in hand. We paid for them. Well Alice did and we left.

"Don't you guys need an outfit?" I asked. Alice shook her head.

"We already have one.' She said. We walked and came to a salon. I looked at Alice. And got wide eyes. "Bella its okay, were just going to get your hair fixed." She said and pushed me in.

I sat with my back to the mirror and had no view of what the crazy hair lady with Pink hair is doing. I was so nervous that my hair would be horrible. "Would you breathe?" The girl said. "I'm just trimming it and adding a spoof." She said.

"Spoof?" I asked. She nodded.

"Yeah that's what I say when I mean make your hair hot!" she said and took a brush and brushed it out. "Okay….all done!" she said and I turned and saw that my hair was…..AWESOME!. I stood and turned to her.

"Wow….it looks great!" I said and turned to her. "What is your name?" I asked looking at her.

"Natalie." I nodded and smiled.

"You are now officially my favorite hair dresser." I said and walked over to Alice and Rose who were flipping through a magazine. "Guys!" I said and they looked and jumped up.

"Wow…Natalie…this is great!" the said together. We paid for our stuff and left to go find the guys.

EPOV (right after leaving Bella and the girls)

"So guys what do you want to do?" I asked. Jasper shrugged and we looked at Emmett. He was smiling.

"Hey I want to show you guys something!" Emmett said and we followed him. We started hear music coming from a store and we stopped in front of a store that had black EVERYWHERE!

"What are we doing here?" I asked Emmett. He walked in and started to look at stuff. We soon followed in and it was kind of frightening to be in a store where you're wearing normal colors and everyone is drenched in black and staring at you. (If you guess the store I will virtually high five you) we walked around and looked at everything. Band t-shirts. Corsets for girls. Piercing's for all over your body. I looked at Emmett again.

"What are we doing here?" I said. But I couldn't find Emmett. I looked at Jasper and he had a short girl with long black hair all over him. She had Piercing's EVERYWHERE on her face. Jasper looked scared. Then I walked over. "Excuse me miss, but he has a girlfriend." I said and pulled jasper away. Jasper hugged me and thanked me.

"I cannot repay you for that! I was scared." He said and then Emmett appeared.

"Hey guys!" he said.

"Emmett! What are we doing here?" I said looking at him.

"Oh nothing just looking around." He said and left. I looked at him and a little girl with all black walked by and looked up at me. And hissed; like a cat. I walked back and ran out of the store.

"Okay, I am NEVER going in that store again." I said and saw Emmett waiting for us. We walked around for ever doing nothing and decided to wait in the food court.

"Me and jasper sat at a table while Emmett went and bought soda for all of us. When he got back and sat down but spilled his soda on himself.

"Wow, Emmett a very Bella move." Jasper said and started laughing. Emmett left and went to get napkins to get the soda off and I pulled my phone out but accidentally dropped it.

"Ohh, my foot itches. Oh yeah that's better." Jasper said and started to scratch his foot. I was leaning towards Jasper trying to get my phone when an elderly lady walks by glancing at us.

"Young men, I am all for gay love but you shouldn't show that kind of action in a mal!" she said and hit me in the head with her purse.

"Ow!" I said and I picked my phone up. I looked at Jasper and then scooted away. Then we heard laughing. We looked over towards the coke machine and saw Alice, Bella, and Rosalie holding there sides laughing.

The walked over and set there bags down and kept laughing. "Did…you ….see…that…old…lady!" Bella said laughing harder.

"It's not funny…I wasn't doing anything to jasper, he was scratching his foot! And I was picking up my phone!" I said holding it up.

"Yeah but it didn't look that way from where we or that lady was!" Alice said giggling harder. Just then a mall cop came over and looked at me and jasper.

"Gentlemen, is there a problem? "He asked. I looked up at him.

"No sir…." I said and looked at Jasper.

"Well, that elderly lady said you two were showing Sexual attraction here." He said pointing at me and jasper.

'no sir…see he was scratching his foot and I was picking up my cell phone…it was just a misunderstanding!" The girls were trying to control there laughter and holding there hands over there mouths. And getting red faced.

"Well, this is a warning, NO more SEXUAL contact!" he said and walked off. I sat there opened mouthed and looked at Jasper. He had his face in his hands and was shaking.

"This isn't funny!" I said and Emmett walked over with soda still on his jeans, and then the girls started laughing harder. They were crying and leaning on each other for support.

"Okay I think it's time to leave." I said and stood taking Bella's hand and leading her to the jeep. She kept giggling and was almost falling over with laughter so I picked her up and carried her. I turned and saw Jasper and Emmett in the same position.

Emmett set Rosalie down and started the car and we headed home. By then the girls had calmed down and dragged Bella upstairs to get ready for the club.

"I am scarred from the mall." Jasper said sitting down. I nodded and Emmett looked at us.

"What are you guys talking about?" he asked and I told him the story. He had his hand over his mouth and tried not to laugh.

"Go ahead…" I said and left. "I'm going to go get ready!" I said and left. When I was dressed in my black shirt and jeans I went back and saw Emmett and Jasper ready too.

We sat and waited for the girls to come down stairs. Finally it was 6:45, and the girls started to come down stairs. First Rosalie came down in a pick shirt dress thing and black leggings. She looked at me and I shook my head but never said anything. Next Alice comes down in a blue and white stripped shirt with a matching skirt and black leggings and black heels. She ran to jasper and we waited for Bella to come down stairs.

When she came down stairs I stared at her till she hugged me and I kissed her passionately on the lips. She was wearing a silver/gray dress that had a v-neck that she wore with black flats. She kissed me back and Alice coughed.

(Club outfits are on my profile!)

""what?" Bella asked. She turned to Alice and saw everyone staring at us.

"Don't mess up anything because you look perfect." She said. "NOW LETS GO!" Alice called and we headed to the club.

So guys! There it is!! Now about the store! Its very easy if you now what I'm talking about! Black…band shirts…come on, if you don't know ask somebody with the clues. And the girl with Piercing's that was on jasper that is actually a real girl at the store in my mall! She is very nice though and I don't believe that she hits on people.

Now! Here is the sneak peak you guys wanted!:

"That's so funny Edward." She said. I don't know who she is but I feel bad for her knowing that he will toss her after he uses her. He whispered something else in her ear and she giggled again.

I shook my head and shut my locker door which kind of slammed. Edward's head snapped up and looked at me for a long time and then leaned away from the wall. I looked over my shoulder at him and turned to walk to my next class. He told his 'friend' that he needed to go she tried to get him to stay but he ignored her. I could hear his footsteps behind me and walk up to me.

"Well hello Bella, how are you?" he asked I could hear him smile.

"Fine, what's the matter, did your girlfriend do something wrong?" I asked.

"Who? Megan? She's not my girlfriend." He said I turned to him.

"Oh but she is the next girl you will use for sex." I said glaring at him. His forehead creased and looked down at me.

"You don't know what you're talking about." He said low. I shook my head. And looked to the side.

"Run along Edward. It's bad enough you bother me at work and don't EVER eat all your food, but you must keep it up at school. What do you want from me?!" I half yelled. He looked to the die and shook his head and walked backwards.

"I have know idea." With that he turned and walked away, disappearing around the corner.

How is that??? Wonderful? Bad? Should I re-write it??? Well I will write more!

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