Bakura's Journal

By Liz

OMFG!! I got the YGO Sound Duel thingys and they KICK ASS!!! Now, read my story!

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All night.

All freaking night.

That is how long Jounouchi Katsuya and Kaiba Seto kept me up. I mean, how long can you do that!? Well, I can look back on a few times when--too far. I'm not writing this in here! What if someone finds it! They can't know about my personal life! Just the lives of other people!

Like, Jounouchi and Kaiba...for example. Mwahahahaha!

Well, this guest room is rather boring. I think I'll go and do something! Now, where to go!

First, I have to escape from the Kaiba Mansion! Jumping out this window seems like a good ide---AHHHHHHH!!!

Scratch that. Jumping out the window was a horrible idea! Why did I even think about jumping out of a fifth story window! Idiot! Wait, no I'm not! I'm awesome! It was Kaiba's fault for building this stupid thing with more than one floor!

Oh well. Not like I care! Now, where to go? I've gotta find a place to hide the Sennen Tauk so that no one will find it!

Hey, what's that over there on the wall? Oh! A flier! Hmmm...Need to store items? Got no where to put them? Well, call 555-RENT-A-THINGY and we'll tell you where to put those items...

...woah. This ad sounds suggestive! Like that one time when me and Ryou were in the bedroom and he told me to--erm...nothing.

Hey, what's this flier next to it? Wanted, dead or alive for the theft of the Sennen Tauk. Hey! There's a picture of me here! ...

I'll just be taking this flier! Haha! Let's just light this on fire and throw it in this random building, shall we?

Mwahahahahaha! To the mall!

Why to the mall, you ask? Well, the mall has very many stores...which I can steal from!

Which reminds me, I haven't killed anyone recently! I must do that before the day is done. I have to satisfy my need to kill. Bwahahahaha!!!!

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Look! Over there! It's the Pharaoh! And his hikari! Arm in arm, looking at eachother, saying sweet romancey things to their respective partner! Blah! It makes me sick! Sick I say!

No! Don't kiss! My eyes! Hey? Are those the Pharaoh's hands roaming? In public! Have you no shame!?

Whatever. I don't need to see this! I need to enter this store right here. Yup, this store is exactly the store I need to go into...

...erm...what store am I in anyway?

...

...oh no.

...no no no.

...anything but this store...

I do not wish to know the secrets of Victoria! Why would she just flaunt out all of her secrets like that!? When I have secrets, no one knows about them! Because they are secrets! And telling people your secrets defeats the purpose of secrets!

...that's why I don't tell my secrets. End of story.

Now, what am I supposed to do in this store? I have no use for any of these items!

So I shall leave!

And while I'm at it, I shall leave this mall! It is extremely boring and I think I've already stolen from it before. I need a new place to steal!

So I'll wait for the bus out here.

And while I'm waiting...I shall discuss my feelings about a certain Pharaoh who shall remain nameless...wait a minute. He is nameless! Kinda...until he was given a name by his hikari...who shall remain nameless...but he has a name...Whatever. You all know it's Yami. You know...whatever. Anyway...my hatred toward him has grown significantly in the last ten minutes!

Why, you ask? Well, it's because I remembered something from the other day! Also known as last week! Me and my good buddy Malik were in a candy store! And he was complaining that he didn't want to be there, and that I should untie him from his wheelchair and bring him back to the hospital. I told him that he was obviously out of it! Candy stores rock!

Anyway, he shut up, and you know who has to enter right then and there!? That's right! The Pharaoh and his hikari! Yugi apparently needed a "pick-me-up" after hearing that his psychiatric records were published in the school newspaper. And everyone was laughing at him and calling him a "depressed boy" and that he needed to "believe in himself"...I knew those papers would come in handy!

So Yugi was crying. And the Pharaoh was like, hugging him and stuff, and buying him things. He started to calm down after a while, but whatever. Then, the Pharaoh said he needed to take care of something, and that's when he left...

...and when I moved in.

I sat down across from Yugi and said hello. He kinda stared at me, giving me that look that most of my victims--erm, my buddies give me before I slice their--err, before I hug them...that's right...

Well, he was freaked out, and he tried to run away...but then I asked him about his yami. And he got all protective like, and glared at me. I was like, "Woah, sorry man", but he continued to glare at me. So that's when I started to move closer to him. And his eyes widened and he got really scared. I could sense the fear rolling off him, and it made me laugh!

Mwahahahahaha!

It was quite amusing to see the Pharaoh walk into the store with that evil, jealous, possessive, you-are-going-to-dieeeeee, kinda look. And it was hilarious! The moron actually thought I was coming on to Yugi.

Well, I kinda was...only to get back at the Pharaoh!

Oh but it gets worse.

See, then Ryou walked in. And he got really upset and stormed out. So, naturally, being the nice yami that I am...I completely ignore him and concentrated on the situation before me. Or as other people call it, the Pharaoh's fist colliding with my face.

So I got some bruises all over my face, and it was all his fault! I did nothing to him! So, now, since I remembered that, I hate him even more!

And I missed my bus! Dammit! Now I have to walk!

Walk back to that little guest room in the Kaiba mansion...

And while I do that! I shall update my world domination chart!

Number of Sennen Items that belong to the one person who knows how to use them right, and will have darkness befall upon this pathetic world a.k.a me, the best duelist/lover/person/everything!: 2

Number of Sennen Items that do not belong to the one person who knows how to use them right, and will have darkness befall upon this pathetic world a.k.a me, the best duelist/lover/person/everything!: 5

Hmmm. I have the ring, and the tauk. Now, I just need the ankh, the scales, the rod, the eye (which I have no idea where that thing went), and the puzzle...

Oh yes...we cannot forget the puzzle...

...that damn puzzle.

The Pharaoh will suffer if it is the last thing that I ever do!

Hmm...come to think of it, what ever happened to Malik after I left him in the candy store...I know he got out, but he looked a lot more beat up...

...I'd go visit him, but I really don't think that I'm up for it. Malik will be so heartbroken! Boo hoo, cry cry, sob sob, okay I'm over it.

Now where was the Kaiba mansion again? Ah yes! The huge building that just happens to be on the other side of the city. How did I get all the way over here in a short amount of time? Whatever.

What's this? A building? Kaiba Corp. it says. Well well Mr. Kaiba, I see you have a building here...one to steal from! Mwahahahaha!!

And now, I shall enter the building! Hahahahahahaha!!!

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Liz: Mwahaha cliffie.

Yami: ...

Liz: O.o. Review please? hehehe