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WARNING: The following chapter may contain scenes of sexual content and nudity. Children must be supervised as this writer makes an absolute mockery out of the gaming community and the Adventure Time content. Reader discretion is advised.
You've been warned whosies.
-quote DA Games
The Last City…
Malice started to regain consciousness from the easily won battle against the master of the crucible. How his sword had been broken and Marceline being injured hard. Wait, Marceline. He shot upwards then got a shooting pain everywhere in him. He ignited his hand in nuclear fire and rubbed his body with it. He sat up and realized that he was in bed and in different clothing. He then heard the shower going on in the washroom. He got up to investigate who was using his shower. When he got in he saw a silhouette rubbing her arms with soap. He pulled a hunter dagger from the counter and readied to kill the intruder. He grabbed the curtain and pulled it aside and saw Marceline in the shower frightened by the intrusion covering her naked body with her hands.
"Malice!" she screamed
Malice quickly covered his eyes and dropping the knife.
"Marcy! I didn't know it was you in the shower!" he said
"Who else would it be dingus?" said said as she turned invisible and floated over to get a towel, "Are you alright, I had to drag you in to get you patched up."
Malice looked down at his stomach and lifted his shirt a bit and saw a bandage wrapped around him.
"I think I should be asking you that question," he said, "How long have I been out?"
"A few hours at most, that dude did quite the number on us." she said rubbing her stomach
"How are you feeling?" he asked
"I'm good. My healing power took care of the other damages, but the stake left a mark." she said as she pointed to the black scar that was left on her shoulder.
She floated out to the new kitchen and grabbed an ice pack from the freezer. She tossed Malice an ice pack as well. He catched it in one hand and pressed it against his back groaning as the cool touch numbed the pain.
"And … the baby?" he asked
"The baby's fine … I think." she said
"Thank glob." said Malice, "When I saw you go down, I feared the worst. I know the baby was an accident, but now … I will give anything to protect you and our child." said Malice
Marceline smile and gave the undead prince a embracing hug. "That really means a lot to me Malice, I can't wait for our child to be born." she said, "... me too." he said
The Reef…
Jake's POV
I couldn't believe it, I was in space again. The last time I was in the middle of nowhere was when I was kidnapped by my space bio dad when he tried to siphon my stretchy essence out of me to keep him young and healthy, he was a total jerk. I was in the back with Osiris while Saint was in the driver's seat. Osiris has given me a trilogy if weapons. A hand cannon modified with vex tech called the West of Sunfall 7 for a kinetic weapon, a pulse rifle also modified with vex tech called Infinite paths 8 for a energy weapon, and a sword also modified with vex tech called Future Safe 10 for a heavy weapon.
"Hey, Osiris." I said
"Yes Jake?" he said
"Where are we going again?" I asked
"To the Reef." he said
"Oh, like the coral reef?" I said
"No." he laughed, "The Reef is a graveyard of ships in a asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter and is an outpost to the awoken."
"Oh, who are the awoken?" I asked
"The awoken are descendants of humans, who tried to escape the Collapse by fleeing to the far edges of known space to escape the darkness. But something happened to them that we do not know of yet that altered them forever, giving them a bluish gray appeal. Eleven calls them smurfs." Osiris explained
"What altered the-"
"Where here." said Saint as we dropped out of warp speed.
I stretched up to the from and what I saw brought shock and awe to my eyes. There were massive remains of space ships floating through space, occasionally some bones hit the window of the ship. "What the buns happened here?" I exclaimed, "Like I said, something strange happened here. All of the colony ships that escaped earth ended up here where they were destroyed by a mysterious anomaly and creating the awoken." said Osiris, "My bros' peeps died here being turned into awoken smurf people!" I said, "Yes, I know it's hard to take in at first. Eleven took it really hard when he first saw it. He describe it as 'A fallout in the middle of space'" said Osiris, "Oh my glob. So what are we here for again?" I asked, "We're here to kill the Kell of Kells, Skolas." said Saint, "Who?" I said, "Skolas was the Kell of a fallen house, the house of wolves who rose to power during the rebellion against the queen of the Reef, Mara Sov. After a few years in stasis he escaped and attempted to become the kell of kells of prophecy. When his barons failed he attempted to use vex tech to gain control of the fallen houses but was stopped by fireteam Delta." explained Saint, "Then what happened?" I asked, "Then he managed to manipulate the vex tech and pull the entire house of wolves through time to the present put he was captured by the queen and fire team Delta and was soon executed by the same group in the Prison of Elders. A titan, a hunter, and a warlock; Guardian Reaper, Guardian Zia, and Guardian Storm." said Saint, "And I guys that dumb turd Malice revived him to aid him in his evil plan?" I said, "I guess so." said Saint.
We ventured more into to the Reef. There were more wrecked spaceships floating around that made me sick to my stomach. Then the scanners started to flash and beep. It showed a arrow in the center and two blooping dots behind us. "Ah, that must be the awoken." said Saint as he picked up the radio on the ship console, "Awoken fighters, this is Saint 14 of the vanguard, we are here to execute a prisoner, Skolas the kell of kells, permission to land at Vestian Outpost?" said Saint. Then a series of technological growls and grunts blasted through the radio, "Um, I don't think that's a awoken land confirmation." said a little machine, "Whoa, what the bjork are you?" I said, "Sagira, ghost of Osiris. Didn't we meet before?" said the ghost, "No." I said, "Oh well, but Saint, I'm reading fallen vitals coming from the awoken crafts and traces of S.I.V.A." said the ghost, "What?" exclaimed Saint.
The ship then lurched and alarms started blaring. Oxegen started to leak from pipes over hanging above us. "Dude, how old is this ship?" I exclaimed, "It's as old as me." said Saint, "And that is?" I asked, "800 years old." said Saint, "Pft! Say what!" I sputtered, "Saint, quickly switch the ship into combat mode activating the afterburner causing the ship go faster speeding faster than the S.I.V.A infected fighter. But to the warriors' dismay the fighters behind them were designed for combat making them superior in this situation. They launched forward and firing multiple shots at the Gray Pigeon. The jump ship made a few quick maneuvers through the graveyard of destroyed Golden age cruisers, it made a nose dive into the skeletal hull of a cruiser trying to escape the fighters. They glided through the ship with ease, they deployed multiple heat seekers after the jump ship. Saint 14 flipped a switch on his console releasing multiple flares directing some of the missiles away from them but one missile made its way into the left engine.
The jump ship was thrown off balance causing it to loss momentum causing the fighters to catch up to them. There were flashing red lights going off in the jump ship now. I was freaking out now, the fighters were catching up to us. I saw Osiris' rifle leaning against his seat. I then got a crazy idea that could probably save us. I took the rifle and grabbed a helmet hanging from the wall. I closed the airlock door and the bay door opened behind me. I had to say, when I thought that Fel Peak was cold, this has to take the cake for it. My fur froze instantly making me feel like a mutated porcupine. I saw the fighters coming at us, they looked like a sideways camera stand with red veins all over it and black pyramids covering the under belly (the usual S.I.V.A infected look I've come to assume.) I raised the gun shivering out of my wits, the gun shaked in my hands. I looked into the scope and aimed at the cockpits of the fighters, there was a devil splicer in each of them. I put my finger on the trigger and pulled back on it and there was a muffled bang around me. The fighter on the right lurched back then spun out of control crashing into the side of the ship exploding in fire. The other on shot another blast at the right wing of the ship and shrapnel flew everywhere. I fell to the floor and the gun fell out of the ship I stretched my arm for it and grabbed it but the ship then blasted my arm. I yelp then fired my fist at the ship punching right through it.
I stretched back into the ship and the bay door closed. The airlock doors opened up letting a wave or fresh oxygen wash over me. Osiris rushed to my side and ripped the helmet off of me and scolded me for being so dumb and taking his gun.
"What do you have to say for your actions!" he exclaimed
"That I think I froze my doghood off." I joked
"Sigh, you're almost as dumb as Eleven when he was a rookie." said Saint
"How dumb was he?" I asked
"Running into a fallen squad aided by two tanks with only one bullet left in the magazine dumb." said Osiris
"Wow, that's really dumb." I said
"Okay guys, you all might want to hold onto something because this might be a rough landing." said Saint
We evaded through the rest of the skeleton of the ship, it was a rough ride. We managed to land but the ship wasn't going anywhere any time soon. Saint's ghost stayed behind to repair the ship while we make our way to grease this kell of kells dude.
Felwinter Peak…
Shiro was just starting to wake up, thanks to PB she made him a battery that recharged when he accessed the light. He slowly opened his eyes and saw a pink blur in front of him. His optics adjusted to register the blur. When they completely adjusted he saw the candy princess fast asleep next to him. He was shocked by the sight, he accessed his memory files from last night and found that he and PB decided to be a couple. He got out of bed and rubbed the back of his neck trying to decide if this is a blessing or a situation he found his armor scattered across the floor and his class hood hanging off of the end of the bed. He fastened his armor to his exo body and covered his head with his hood. Soon Bonnie started to stir opening her eyes. She looked around also confused by her surroundings. When she saw Shiro getting dressed in front of her she gasped and covered herself with the sheets of the bed. "Sorry," he said covering his eyes being modest, "So … last night actually happened?" said PB, "Apparently so." said Shiro, "Um … where are my clothes?" she asked, "Here." said Shiro handing the candy princess her clothes, "I'll be at my post when your done." he said exiting the door.
The candy princess was speechless, she slept with an exo.
Later…
Shiro was in his makeshift watch tower he made last month. He had his radio switched on to FM listening to a loop of the years top music hits and some old songs from the twenty first century over the loud blowing of wind and snow as he was caught in the midst of a vicious blizzard. "Shiro! Are you listening to the radio again!" called out Saladin, "What? Pft … no." he said turning off his radio, "Yeah, I think he was listening to the radio again Saladin." said PB as she climbed up the ladder, "Tattletail." he said, "Oh come on, now that we're an item I need to have some fun." she said, "Ha, ha, hilarious." Shiro said as he looked into the scope of his sniper rifle.
"Hey, you mind if I have a shot at that?" she asked
"You know how to hold a sniper." Shiro said amazed by the candy princess's knowledge of firearms.
"No." she said
"Oh." he said disappointed
"But you could teach me." she said
Shiro did recall the first time his ghost rezed him and found a russian khvostov automatic rifle for him to use back in Old Russia. It wasn't that hard to learn how to use, just point and pull the trigger. Maybe he was overreacting and thinking about the old firearm licenses.
"Okay, here." he said handing the sniper to the candy princess. She took it in her hands and examined the weapon in her hands. "Now what you want to do is prop the butt of it between your chest and shoulder." he said, "Like this?" she said doing what the exo said, "Good, now seeing that there aren't any targets around to shoot, just look into the scope and brandish the gun back and forth in front of you." he instructed. She peered into the scope and waved it around searched for anything to shoot. Then something caught her attention in the corner of her eye. She saw a moving figure covered in snow. It had a single horn and was orange and white with a duffle bag slung over its shoulder. She looked at Shiro in alarm.
"What? Did you see anything?" he asked
"There's something out there." she said
"What?" he took out a pair of binocs and scanned the snowy terrain of Felwinter Peak. He then saw the figure pushing through the intense blizzard.
"That's a guardian." he said
He put down the binocs and shot a flare into the air to signal the Iron Lords and to lead the guardian to the peak. They raced to Vostok observatory to help the guardian. When they got there they found the Iron Banner waiting for them there. "Shiro, what did you see out there to fire a flare?" asked Saladin, "It was actually Bonnie who saw something Saladin. There's a guardian out there." said Shiro, "Great work scientist Bubblegum, you have save a life today." said Saladin, "Please, call me Bonnibel. Malice use to call me scientist bubblegum. Its left a sour memory in me." she said, "Apologies, now where is the guardian?" asked Saladin, "Right here old man." roared a thick chivalrous voice from the white out. They all looked out into the blizzard and saw the figure. "Oh my god! It can't be!" said Saladin, "With him, everything can be." said Efrideet, "Who?" said PB,
"Shaxx," said Saladin
"Saladin," said Shaxx
"It has been too long." said Saladin
"Indeed it has old student," said Shaxx
"Okay, you two can settle your differences later, right now I have some questions." said PB
"And I have some information for all of you, where is Eleven?" said Shaxx
"Gone to the Plaguelands with Finn and Orillia." said PB
"Oh, that's not good." said Shaxx
"Why not?" said Efrideet
"I will tell you everything soon." said Shaxx
The Reef
Vestian Outpost…
Jake's POV
We just creeped past a patrol of a group of fallen from a house called the house of wolves lead by the dude that we're supposed to drop. This place was a maze at every corner, take one wrong turn you fall forever in an asteroid belt of destroyed ships. I went to step around a corner when something tripped me. Osiris caught me just in time before I hit the floor because if I hit it I would have sent a echo throughout this place giving the fallen our location. I looked at what made me trip and saw a dead ghost. I thought killing babies were the worst time that could be done in our universe, but this … brought true sorrow and hate to my heart. Who the butt would do such a thing to such a small thing? I picked up the ghost and looked into its eye, it was filled with nothing but darkness swirling around. I opened a pocket in my gut and put the ghost inside.
"Jake … what are you doing?" Osiris whispered
"I'm bringing this little dude back to earth." I whispered back
"Why?" whispered Saint
"Why? What kind of heartless question is that? I'm bringing this dude back to give him a proper burial. If I died up here I would want someone to bring me back to bury me on the planet that I was born on." I whispered back in a hushed scream.
"... that is actually a agreeable argument." said Osiris
"Thank you." I said
Then there was a large boom in the distance. We all looked up and saw those big ship things back from Neptune. They all had different symbols on them. I took out a little sketchbook/journal I've been keeping since the fall of Ooo. I looked into the fallen section and looked up all of the symbols on the ships. I saw the one of the House of Devils, the House of Exile, House of Winter, House of Rain, House of Scar, and House of Kings. They were all here, this couldn't be good.
"Jake." said Osiris
"Yeah?" I said
"What is that you got there?" he asked
"Oh, a little something that I've been been making for PB since the Candy Kingdom was … de-" I faltered in my words remembering the place that me and Finn protected for so many years destroyed for good this time.
"Hey, don't worry, we'll take back both our homes, you can count on that." said Osiris
I nodded and continued to search my book. "So what do you think Jake?" asked Saint, "Well, I think that this might be a challenge for us now killing this kell of kells dude seeing that all of the houses are here, that's going to be a challenge." I said, "I wonder why there here?" said Sagira, "Probably here for a fight. Fallen do love there fights." said Saint
We started to make our way through the outpost. The rooms and pathways were riddled big spherical caches with more little spheres on them, these fallen sure liked their circles. We made it to an observation deck and then saw a bunch of larger fallen gathered around a table grunting and gurgling. I turned my left hand into a pair of binoculars and looked at the big dudes down there, but nothing. I then felt a tap on my right shoulder and saw Saint handing me a telescope thing that they have on their sniper rifles. I took it and looked into the scope thing and saw the big dudes so much closer than before.
"Holy meat, what is this thing?" I exclaimed silently
"It's a scope, you can adjust the clarity and sights if you turn the scrolls on them." said Osiris
I looked for the scrolls that he was talking about. I turned them each way. One made the vision more sharper or more blurry. The other made the sight zoom in more or zoom out. I like this thing. I zoomed in more on the group of the big fallen dudes and they looked like the worse things to walk the face of the universe.
"Good traveler, all of the archons are here. Even Solkis is here." said Saint
"Who's Solkis?" I asked
"He's the archon from the house of Devils. The one that I killed at the Battle of Twilight Gap." he said
I let loose a silent fart but as it did in the underworld, it echoed throughout the outpost, causing all of the fallen to direct their attention to us giving away our location. The guys turned and looked at me with a shocked yet angered look on their faces. "I thought it would be funny." I skweaked. Then one of the archons drew a sword and pointed it at us viciously and screamed out something in their foreign language which I'm guessing is get them or you there, come down and join us for tea. But I'm guessing it was the first one. Osiris snatched me off my feet and raced off down the hall to escape a group of fallen, little flying robots, and an archon chasing after us.
Felwinter Peak…
Shaxx had just restocked his new set up under the celestial star map that sat atop Vostok observatory's landmark peak with new weapons and supplies. He was trying to get the crucible backup and running again. To provide the guardians with a place to truly hone their skills of combat to properly fight against the armies of Malice. In the corner of the room was PB looking at the weapons that decorated the room. To think all of this time there was a distant land with enough fire power, more than the Fire Kingdom to start a war and end it in a few days. She then snapped out of her train of thought and mentally slapped herself for thinking that. He was in love with a guardian, how could she be even thinking about a plan to sabotage their military when the war is over when she hopes to align herself with them.
"Ah, Princess Bubblegum. *snicker* what brings you here to the door steps of the crucible?" asked Shaxx trying his best not to laugh at the name of the candy princess.
"Well, I'm here to ask you about anything about a vampire named Marceline?" she asked
"Ah, Marceline Abadeer. Yes, I have heard news of her. She sleeps with the filth Malice and serves by his side, and currently bears his child." said Shaxx
"Wait WHAT!" she yelled
"You close to her?" asked Shaxx
"Yes, she's my best friend. Now though … I know that there is no part of her left." Bonnibel said as her eyes started to tear up.
"Well she isn't completely gone." said Shaxx
"Huh?" she questioned being very confused by this.
Before I took her and Malice on before I fled the City I overheard a conversation they were having." said Shaxx
"What were they talking about?" asked Bonnie
"I heard her talking about an inner conscious screaming inside of her. Something about 'her subconscious screaming at her' or something like that. So my guess of what you told me about her in Eleven's vision, the true Marceline still lives inside of her. Fighting for control of her mind and body again." explained Shaxx
"Oh my globness, thank you Lord Shaxx. This might have helped me to figure out a way to bring Marcy back." she said and gave the master of the crucible a friendly kiss on the cheek of his helmet and ran off to her lab to begin her experiments and tests.
Shaxx shook his head and chuckled, "Ha, kids these days." he said and continued his work.
The Reef…
Jake's POV
The fallen were still after us. My legs were barking by now. They even released some creatures up from a place called the prison of elders. I hoped and prayed to the globs that it wasn't the thrall but turns out … they released the thrall. Saint told me not to let them surround me or I would be an instant gonner. I turned around and saw the thrall were gaining on us fast. I grew my fist into a pitch fork and shot it at the monsters. I felt me fingers go through them, their blood burned my hands. I retracted my hand and saw the fur slowly burning away on my fingers. I looked back and saw that the fallen were still in pursuit of us. The archon that joined them took out a big looking gun and fired three flaming rounds at us at the same time along with hundreds of other electric blasts from the other fallen soldiers with him flying at us like a wall of death. Saint got in front of us and threw his arms out and started to glow purple. Then suddenly we were surrounded in a bubble that shielded us from the blaster fire. I wiped the sweat from my brow thanking him for the bubble.
Then the archon growled something angry and started to slam the bubble viciously with all four of his arms. Cracks started to form on the surface of the bubble. More fallen started to join in on the firing. Saint started to tremble due to the strain of keeping up the bubble. I threw my fist at the archon and uprooted the archon making him stagger backwards. Then the fallen started to enter the bubble at attack us. I took out the pulse rifle that Osiris gave me and open fired at the fallen attackers. I never used a gun before so I was a bit flabbergasted by the out come. Three bullets sprayed out of the mouth of the gun and flew into the head of a fallen with a large sparking spear. His blood sprayed over my face and he fall to the ground lifeless. I couldn't believe it, I took my first life. Yes, I have killed a lot of monsters with Finn but they were undead, these dudes were living. I stared at the corpse as a puddle of its blood started to pool around the remains of its neck. Everything around me just went on mute and went into slow motion. I managed to look up and see a fallen dressed in a hood and with two swords charged at me willing to kill me. I looked at him as he lunged towards me when Osiris jumped over me and buried a flaming sword through the crown of the fallens' head. He sent multiple blazing arcs of fire at the fallen and the archon pushing them back.
Then out of the corner of my eye, I saw a fallen that looked like it was dressed in a warlocks robes and had four sub machine guns in each arm. It jumped at the crowd of fallen and it started to glow purple and two giant balls started to form in each pair of arms. It then launched them at the fallen and they were vaporized by the balls' blasts. The archon turned around and saw the fallen turn coat and roared at it, the smaller fallen displayed its end finger on its top left hand to the archon which he seemed to take a great offence to. He then aimed his cannon at the turncoat and blasted it with a volley of fire. The fallen turncoat evaded the blaster fire with a display of graceful movements. It jumped up and seemed to boost itself to the archon's face and took out two arc blades and buried them into the archon's face.
The archon wretched in pain then froze deathly still. Then started to fall backwards and hit the ground hard with a loud thump that snapped me out of my shock. I shook my head and looked at the fallen turncoat and got a better look at it. It was clearly a female, warlock guardian, and had the body structure of a fallen marauder. I looked at her mesmerized then I thought about what Lady would have said. She spoke in a foreign language that I recognized instantly.
"지금은 죽은 채로있어 라.." she said
She spoke korean.
"Um excuse me." said Osiris
She looked at us and pointed one of her guns at us. "도대체 당신은 누구 요. 너 왜 여기 있니? 지금 대답 해주세요. 아니면 당신의 몸에 납이 묻을 것입니다." she demanded
Osiris raised his hands in defence as Saint reached for his gun. The fallen warlock fired off one shot at Saint warning him to not reach for his gun.
"하나를 치십시오. 다시 그것을 위해 도달 내 다음 기회가 당신 안에 그것을 확인합니다." she yelled
"Does anyone know what she's saying?" asked Osiris
"I do. She's speaking korean" I said
"What is she saying then?" asked Saint
"She's saying strike one. reach for it again I will make sure my next shot makes it in you." I said
"Okay, can you tell her we don't understand here." asked Saint
"Sure thing … 미안하다,하지만 우리는 너를 이해하지 못한다. 당신은 영어를하십니까?" I asked
"아니, 이제 너 누구 니?" she demanded
"Jake?" Saint asked
"She said no, now who are you?" I said, "제이크는 제이크입니다. 그리고 이것들은 마지막 도시의 내 친구들과 전설적인 수호자들입니다. 세인트 14 및 오시리스." I said
She looked at us with disbelief but kept her gun trained on us. "거짓말! 성자 14는 죽다. 오시리스는 우리를 애벌레에게 버렸다. 솔직히 지금 대답하면, 내가 널 죽일거야." she said
"Jake?"
"She says Lie! Saint 14 is dead and Osiris abandoned us to the vex. Answer honestly now, or I will kill you." I translated
Then Sagira appeared and Saint 14 took off his helmet, I jumped a bit to discover that he was a robot, freaky.
The fallen looked at them both and lowered her weapon and bowed her head. "보호자와 노란 개 얘기. 내 이름은 수호신이다. 내 외모가 속이 보일지 모르지만 나는 너를 보호자라고 약속 할 수있다." she said
Guardian Zia. Didn't Saint mention that name on the ship on the way here? I thought she was a human, but this changes everything. "Jake?" "She said apologies guardians and talking yellow dog. My name is guardian Zia, my appearance may look deceiving but I can promise you I am a guardian." I said
"Zia? What happened to you?" said Saint
"설명 할 시간이 없으며, 더 빨리 타락 할 것입니다, 지금 당장 가야합니다." she said and crawled up the wall and into a vent like a spider. The two guardians looked at each other as if they were deciding what was better. Either going with the unstable fallen guardian that crawled up a vent like she had no social life, or dying an agonizing pitiful death as better. Then we heard of the sound of fallen howles in the distance. I stretched my arms around the two and threw them into the vent "NOPE!" and I dived in after them.
Well that's chapter 14 people, it has been a crazy week up here in Canada. Work, youth group, gaming (not really crazy, just procrastination), gym (walking all over town)and trollish school work. Yes, I know what I said last chapter that I was finished school for the year but apparently, my archaeology course decided to be a troll and wanted to see me suffer more when I was in the middle of a strike. So I have to study some more to pass this course for real this time.
And for all of you who want to know what Guardian Zia was saying when Jake wasn't translating, here you go:
지금은 죽은 채로있어 라: Now stay dead Draksis
도대체 당신은 누구 요. 너 왜 여기 있니? 지금 대답 해주세요. 아니면 당신의 몸에 납이 묻을 것입니다: Who the hell are you. Why are you here? Answer me now. Or you will litter your bodies with lead.
하나를 치십시오. 내 다음 기회가 다시 닿기를 바랍니다: strike one. Reach for it again my next shot will hit you.
Comments:
Distant Phoenix: same here man, and let's not forget that he shattered Malice's sword, previously it was Finn's sword "Scarlet" pulled from time and space transformed into an instrument of darkness by the Lich. Yes, Flint … you messed up. Activating Escalation Protocol, that is a nightmare for me, and my light level is 352 on D2.
Eleven: you mean my light level back then
Me: shut up man, you're supposed to be fighting S.I.V.A in the Iron Tomb
And Ragnarok is a titan not a hunter, he just has mastered his own subclass on Mars. and which quest are you doing? I'm guessing you're doing it for the Sleeper simulant.
209riveraiseral: it truly has been getting better man, speaking of which …
BIG NEWS! (in a big booming voice)
It appears that Bungie has read The Last Front and have added some things from it into there soon coming DLC on September 4th "Forsaken"
I can't wait to play it.
See you all in the EDZ people.
And remember, let your imagination go wild, long may your big jib draw, and don't beat your siblings doors with cucumbers.