Move Over, Mandy, Miley Has Arrived
By: Anna-Morgause
Description: Miley's life had never been calm, but now it's just ridiculous. After coming back from her summer tour with the Jo Bros, Miley has to face School, Relationships, paparazzi, and ex's trying to win her back. Oh yeah, andBecca Weller's Gone insane. (Moe? Niley? Jiley? Moliver? Oliver/Mikayla? Lilly/Trevor? Lilly/Jason?)
Disclaimer: If I owned Hannah Montana I would be rich and dating Nick Jonas… Man… I wish I owned Hannah Montana…
Quote of the Day:"I'm Joe Jonas; I'm your best friend. Open my fridge eat a chicken" -Joe Jonas
Moosecoo9: Yeah, Becca's being going through a downwards spiral… that sentence doesn't make sense, does it?
xXDramaMamaXx: Well, Mikayla's Nice deep-down. (Way Deep)
BriiaNa.: Awesome Quote, just one question. Which two vids?
luv me xoxo GossipGal: Thankies!!
mmvok: Awesome-tastic! (You'll get that once you read 'Call Me') Thanks!
JoBrosLover91: Ahh! Invasion of my mind! PS: I don't know! It's enough hard to choose simple things, like random names for OC that only appear once!
rockinchick8: There might be some Niley coming up soon, I'm not sure
talkingCinematic: Crazy, Crazy Becca just lost hr guy to another Pop Star
thatisthequestion: Yeah, who knows what she would have done with them! (I do, but that's besides the point)
briOTHfan07: Hmm, Ashely Tisdale… I'll think about it.
Razor Burn and Anger Management: Yay! It makes me really happy when people tell me they love my work!
Cetacean: Crazy. What? You said to call you crazy! PS: The cute romantic one
mayniac: Well, It isn't possible for Joe to be more Awesome, is it? PS: I'm so glad you like the New Description.
thecutiedisease: Yay! I'm glad someone noticed that!
what.a.studmuffin.x: They are cute together, aren't they?
BoredHpfan: Whoo, Hoo! Scary Rhymes!
suitelifelover: I know, I hate it when I mess up my review and won't let me do it again! Ohh, I get a yummy cookie this time!
iNeViTaBlEjObRoLoVeR: Oh, My, Gosh! That is a fan-freakin'-tastic Idea! I am so putting Mandy in the fic! I need to think of how, though.
CremeBrulee: Oh, yeah, what's the evil Heiress Gunna do? (Alliteration) Wait, Why am I asking you? I Write the story! You wouldn't know!
Chapter 14: What They Go to School For
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"Daddy, Do I have to go back to school?" Miley asked her father as she finished her break fast
"Yes." Robbie Ray said simply
"Why? Can't I get a tutor like a normal Pop star? Mikayla has one."
"If Mikayla jumped off a bridge would you? Besides the whole reason that we have Hannah Montana is so you can be a normal girl not a normal Pop Star." Was her father's rebuttal
"Hmmph!"
Briing-Briing
"Hello?" Miley said, answering her phone
"Miley!" Mikayla said cheerfully
"Mikayla! How are you?" Miley asked. Since the whole New Year's ordeal, she and Mikayla had actually become real friends.
"I'm good; getting ready for school." The girl replied
Miley blinked
"School?" Miley asked
"Oh, I forgot to tell you! I'm going to normal school now!" Mikayla said in a happy tone
"Great. There goes my argument for a tutor!" Miley muttered
"Huh?"
"Never mind." Miley said, shaking her head, even though she was talking ober the phone, "That's so cool! Which School are you going to?"
"Sea View High" Mikayla told Miley
"Rival-Pop-Star-Say-What?"
"Ummm, what?"
"No, it's just that I go to Sea View" Miley explained
"Cool! Maybe we're in some of the same classes"
"M-maybe"
"Hey, Miley, I've been meaning to ask you, since you've been through stuff like this before and-"
"-Spit it out, girl" Miley said, interrupting her rant
"Well, you know how the premier for 'Roger Bucks' is gunna be in a couple of days, and, well, the public doesn't really know that Jake and I Broke Up, what I'm supposed to do?" Mikayla asked
"Umm, if you want to pretend that things are still okay between you two, you could go with him-"
"-his manager's not answering Margot's calls-" Mikayla interjected
"-Okay, scratch that plan, you could just go with another guy, or you could go with a friend-"
"-Oh, that might work! Miley, could you go to the premier with me?" Mikayla asked, cutting Miley off again
"Uhh, Hannah Montana was planning on going, but I don't see why not-"
"-Awesome! Thank you! I owe you so much! Bye, see you at school!"
Click
"Bye?"
"Who was that, Bud?" Robbie Ray asked
"Just a teen Pop Star, no one special."
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"Hi, I'm Jodie," A red-headed girl said, shaking Mikayla's hand, "and I've been assigned to help you on your fist day here at Sea View"
"I'm Mika-"
"-I know who you are, Silly!" Jodie interrupted, "I absolutely love your music"
"Thanks"
"Umm, your locker should be over here," Jodie said, pointing a row of lockers, and then looking at a clock on the wall, "#1500, nice and round"
"Okay-"
"-Oh, Shoot! I'm late to meet my boyfriend," Jodie told the Pop Star, "Can you find it on your own?"
"Sure" Mikayla answered
"I'll find Locker Man and send him your way, just in case." Jodie told Mikayla, "See ya later"
Locker Man? Mikayla thought as she found her locker
"Great, just Great" The pop star said when she realized it was a bottom locker. She knelt down and tried, (and failed to open it,) "Uggh!"
"Need help?" A male voice asked from behind her
"Yeah" she said, still messing with the lock
"What's the problem?" He asked
"This. Stupid. Thing. Won't. Open!" Mikayla said, pulling hard at the lock after every word.
"Just let Locker Man do his work." The guys said, hitting the locker with the side of his fist.
"Wow, how'd you-" Mikayla said, turning to see her locker-savior
"Mikayla?" The boy said as she turned around
"Oliver?" Mikayla said when she saw his face
"What are you doing here?" He asked
"I meant to tell you that I was going to normal school, but I haven't seen you since New Years and you haven't been answering your phone"
"My mom confiscated it" Oliver explained
"She took it away?" Mikayla asked
"No, she confiscated it." Oliver corrected, "That's what I get for Having a mom on the police force"
"Okay… So, 'Locker Man?'" Mikayla said, raising an eyebrow when she said 'Locker Man'
"Hey, I didn't think of it." Oliver defended, "I wanted to be 'the Locker Doctor'"
Oliver pouted when he said the last bit
Mikayla laughed
"See, this is why I like you" She told Oliver, causing him to blush
"So… Do you want to go to the movies on Saturday?"
"I do, but, I can't" Mikayla told him
"Why?" Oliver asked
"I have to go to a premier and I already have a date"
"Who?" Oliver asked, referring to her date
"Miley" She said simply
"Oh, Miley-Wait, Miley?"
Mikayla laughed at his reaction
"Oliver, she's going as my friend."
"So, how about Sunday?"
"I'll have to check my schedule" Mikayla Joked
"Mikayla!"
"I'm kidding! Sunday would be perfect."
"Where's your homeroom?" He asked
"I have no idea"
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Kevin was watching TV when the phone house rang
Riing-Riing
"Kevin, Can you get that?" His mom asked from the other room, "I'm kinda busy"
"Hello?" Kevin said, answering the phone
"Kevin?" A familiar female voice asked
"Mandy!" Kevin exclaimed, immediately recognizing his old friend, "We haven't heard from you in forever!"
"I know! So, How's my second favorite Jonas?" The blonde asked
"I'm good-Hey! Second?!"
"No one can replace Frankie in my heart." Mandy said dramatically, "Just kidding, how are you, Kev?"
"Like I said, things are good here in Malibu, I miss Jersey, though." Kevin told his brother's ex, "Now, is there any particular reason you graced me with this call"
"Guess which blonde girl that had a song written about her is moving to Malibu!" Mandy said excitedly
"Hannah Montana?"
"Doesn't she already live in Malibu?" Mandy asked
"Yeah, actually, she doesn't live that far from us"
"Then why would she-?" Mandy started to asked, but stopped mid-question, "You know what, never mind, Kevin, I'm moving to Malibu"
"Wait-What?"
"I'm moving next week!" Mandy said, immensely happy, "This is going to be so cool! I'm gunna be able to hang out with you, Nick and Joe again. Especially Joe"
"Umm, Mandy, have you ready any teen magazines in the last few months?" Kevin asked
"No, why?"
"Or watched any Gossip stuff on TV?"
"No"
"And Joe didn't tell you anything?"
"No! Now tell me what's going on!"
Kevin took a deep breath
"Joe has a girlfriend" he told her
There was a long pause
"…Excuse me?" Mandy said eventually
"Joe's dating this girl named Miley"
"What kind of name is Miley?" Mandy asked, already critical of the girl, whom she had never even met.
"I don't know, Mandy, that's just her name." Kevin replied, "Are you okay?"
"What she look like?" Mandy asked, ignoring his quesiton
"Umm, She's like 5'6", brown hair, blue eyes-Why?"
"How old is she?" Mandy asked, continuing her little interrogation
"She turned 15 in November"
"Isn't that, like, illegal?"
"No, it's not like they're having sex," Kevin said, "and, Mandy, you didn't answer my question"
"Because I need to know about my competition." Mandy answered,
Click
"Well, this is so not gunna end well." Kevin said running a hand through his, currently, curly hair.
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As Miley walked to her Homeroom class, people were looking at her funny.
The brunette nervously looked down to make sure that she didn't wear her bra on the outside of her shirt again.
No, Her clothes looked normal. Really good, actually.
"Why is everyone staring at you?" Nick asked, as he started walking besides her
"I don't know" Miley said as they reached the classroom
The loud din coming from the room ended abruptly as Miley and Nick entered the room. All eyes were on Miley.
The two singers took their seats.
Then, Miley couldn't take it anymore
"What in the name of Sam Hill is Goin' on?!" She asked, thoroughly annoyed
"Sorry, Stewart, we don't talk to sluts" Tiffany, one of Nick's many fan girls, said
"Mean-Girl-Say-What?"
"We all know that you've been seeing Jake Ryan behind Nick's back" Amanda, the girl that attacked Miley, told her.
"Miley and I aren't dating." Nick told the, now growing, crowd of people surrounding them
"And I haven't been seeing Jake Ryan, we broke up months ago" Miley added
"He told Zap! that you two were dating" Tiffany rebutted
"If Zap!told you I was Hannah Montana, would you believe it?" Miley asked the crowed
Oh please say 'no,' Miley thought
"No" they all said, collectively
Miley, kept in a sigh of relief
"I am not seeing Jake Ryan, or Nick." The Tennessean girl told them, "I have a boyfriend, and I love him"
The last bit hurt Nick, although he hid it.
"Who is he?" A short girl named Jane asked
"She's dating my brother" Nick told them
"Which one?" Tiffany asked
"Joe." Miley answered, "Can we just move on?"
"You're dating Joe Jonas?" Amanda said in disbelief
"He's, like, 18" A random Amber-and-Ashely-look-a-like said
"Really, I didn't notice" Miley said sarcastically
"Well, then he's cheating on you." Amanda said
"Violent-Mean-Girl-Say-What?"
The girl whipped out a copy of the latest issue of Zap!, opened it to a certain page, and put it on Miley's desk.
Miley looked down to se pictures of when she, (as Hannah,) left Traci's New Year's Party with Joe.
"There's Joe Jonas," Amanda said, pointing to Joe, "your 'boyfriend,' leaving a New Year's Party with Hannah Montana"
"Uhh…"
"You guys do remember that my brothers and I went on tour with Hannah, right? We're friends with her." Nick said, helping Miley out
"Still, its kinda suspicious." Jane said, "Where were you on New Year's, Miley"
"What, a girl can't celebrate New Year's with her dad and her brother?!"
"While your boyfriend is off at a party with a pop star? I think not" Tiffany said
Just then, Mr. Corelli came in the classroom to find all of his students huddled over Miley's and Nick's desks.
"Ladies, Gentlemen!" Mr. Corelli addressed his class, "I think it might be a good idea to get to your seats before the bell rings, unless any of you want detention."
The students quickly scattered and went to their respective seats.
BRIIING
"Just in time for Roll Call: Alicia Alvarez"
"Here" A tall girl two seats away from Miley said
"Mark Anderson"
"Here" said A boy sitting next to Nick
"Jodie Beck"
"Here" A red-headed girl in the front answered
"Hey, Nick," Miley whispered, as to not be heard by Mr. Corello, "thanks for helping me back there"
"Leo Bloom"
"No, prob, Miles," Nick whispered back, "that's what friends are for"
"Here" A boy in the back said
"Thanks anyway" Miley whispered
"James DiFranco"
As Mr. Corelli went on with the Roll Call, Miley sighed, it was going to be a long day
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A/N: I promise, (cross my heart and hope to die,) that I'll tell you who the Mystery kisser is Next Chapter. (I just decided who he is.)
PS: I just got a bunch of KAN-DAY and A slide-whistle!
PPS: I've got a new poll on my profile… Well, not entirely new, It's more like an updated version of the old one.
PPPS: Miley/Nick won the last poll with 24 votes, followed by Miley/Joe with 18 and Lilly/Joe with 12.
PPPPS: To all you Moe lovers out there, I wrote a Moe OneShot by the name of 'There For Me,' dedicated to Baybee.Kayked.Fever. It'd be really nice if you checked it out. (If you haven't already, that is.)
PPPPPS: Also, check out Baybee.Kayked.Fever.'s Moe OneShot, ShoeBox
PPPPPPS: You guys should read: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You and Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy by Ally Carter. I love those books
End Quote: "When life gives you lemons, Throw them back!" – Joe Jonas