To all the reviewers who actually said they were gonna try the ice cream flavours mentioned in the previous chapter: lemme know how they taste~! :D I'm totally gonna track down the Earl Grey Tea one and give it a go, so I'll let you all know what's it's like if and when I do :P Well, on with this nonsensical fic! ^.^
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Chapter Fourteen- Ed-LOVER-92's Request
"Damn it Italy, this is precisely the reason I told you to keep your mouth shut the other day!" Germany said angrily as he paced around the room the two of them were currently in.
"I'm sorry Germany, I didn't think this would happen," the Italian said quietly, letting out a sad, "Ve~"
Upon hearing that, Germany felt bad for shouting at his friend and so said, "It's okay, but just think about things next time okay?"
Italy nodded before he hung his head and thought about the situation the two of them now found themselves in. Apparently one of the things he had said the other day was a bit ambiguous and Prussia had completely misunderstood the relationship the two of them had. This lead to the self proclaimed ex-country of awesome telling every damn country under the sky that Italy and Germany were lovers. This caused the two of them to be the subject of gossip for the entire meeting that day, with various countries making different comments and statements along the lines of:
"Hey Germany! I bet it's great having an Italian lover right?"
"Haha, I totally knew you two were lovers!"
"Yo Italy! Is Germany any good in bed?"
There were thousands more (most of them coming from France who wanted to know things in extreme explicit detail) which lead Germany to frantically declare a break. He dragged Italy out of the meeting room, down the corridor, and into the nearest room he could find in order to escape the masses and just think about what they were to do in a position like this.
"I'm going to kill my dummkopf Bruder when I get back to Germany," the blonde muttered angrily with a look of death on his face, which caused Italy to back away slowly so as to avoid being hit should Germany get the sudden urge to hit something really hard in the immediate area.
"It's not that bad, ve~" Italy said happily, trying to put a positive spin on things. "After all, I do love you because you're my best friend Germany! So I don't really care about what people say, ve~"
"It's you saying things like that that has gotten us in this mess in the first place!" Germany said in exasperation, doing his best to come up with a way in which he could prove to the other countries that there was absolutely no truth in that stupid e-mail Prussia had sent. It was just as he had decided to scribble down possible ways to go about this feat on a piece of paper that he heard it: an over excited, hyper country chatting away noisily and heading straight towards this room, sounding as if he was going to enter it.
"Uwah! What do we do? We need to hide!" Italy exclaimed, bolting to the other side of the room to the window and hiding behind the curtains.
"Italy! We haven't done anything wrong, there's no need to hide! Hey, come on out. ITALY!" Germany went over to where the Italian was hiding in order to pull him out, but when he heard the door click open his mind went completely blank. And so it came to pass that Germany found himself hiding behind the curtains with Italy.
"And I totally pwned the whole thing naked!" America said enthusiastically.
"America, this is just stupid now," England said flatly.
"It's not stupid in bed~" the hero said happily.
"Look, I'm being serious: just stop!" the Brit said in annoyance.
"Aw, c'mon dude! I promise I won't ask ever again, but just this one time will you play with me in bed?" the hero begged.
England sighed heavily before he said, "Liar. Of course you'll ask again, you're always asking me to play with you... naked."
"Well, that's because it's fun playing with you naked!" America said cheerily.
"G-Germany?" Italy began to ask quietly but was cut off when said country covered his mouth with his hand and mouthed, 'Don't say a thing'. Seriously, what are we supposed to do in this situation? he thought in desperation. And why do those two have to be discussing things like THAT?
"Well that aside, are we still meeting up together tonight in bed?" England asked.
"You bet dude! You're totally fun when you get completely drunk and naked!"
Iggy simply gave an indignant "Hmph!" and said, "Well at least I'm better than you in bed!"
"What? You're kidding me right?" the hero laughed, "I'm way better than you in bed!"
"Hah, you wish," England said confidently. "It looks like we'll just have to have a competition to see who really is the best, naked."
"All right man! But I'm the hero, so I'll always be the one to hold out the longest in bed!"
Ach, mein GOTT! How can these two just discuss such matters so normally? Germany wondered, feeling extremely uncomfortable in this current predicament. How can they shamelessly talk about being in bed naked and-! Wait... In bed together... naked... that- that sounds exactly like Italy and me doesn't it? Ach, NEIN! It is not the same, that doesn't mean anything! And it's only Italy that sleeps naked! Yet despite it 'not meaning anything' Germany still began to blush.
"Actually, changing the subject for a moment: have you heard about what people are saying pertaining to Germany and Italy in bed?" England asked.
"Oh my God, course I have dude! Everyone's saying that those two are together naked!"
"I never would have thought that the two of them would have that kind of relationship in bed," the Brit said in disbelief.
"Meh, I always knew," America said knowingly. "As a hero, I can totally sense these things. Those two had a vibe that was screaming 'WE ARE TOGETHER IN BED!'"
"You really think so? Well I guess I can see that, after all for some unfathomable reason those two haven been friends for a very long time, so perhaps they have been doing that kind of thing for a while now," the Brit hypothesised. "But it's still pretty surreal to think of the two of them together naked."
"Germany, what should we do ve~?" Italy whispered as quietly as he could but loud enough so that he was still audible to the one he was addressing. Germany simply shook his head in confusion, indicating that he didn't have a damn clue about what they should do. Just keep calm and ignore what they are saying about you, he thought in an attempt to calm himself down, After all: none of it is true!
"Haha, I bet those two get up to all sorts of antics together~" America said cheekily, "I bet that's why Germany calls so many breaks! So the two of them can be together naked!"
"Now that you mention it... that seems to make rather a lot of sense!" England said in surprise, "Germany calling all of these breaks so that he can get together with Italy in bed!"
"Honestly, the things some of the countries get up to in these breaks is kinda shocking in a way," America laughed. "I mean: it's pretty hard-core to do things like that naked!"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU, YOU DUMMKOPH!"
"What?" England asked in confusion while Germany bit his lip and thought, Scheiße! I was meant to keep my mouth shut but I couldn't bear to be looked down upon by those two when they do it all the time!
Emerging from behind the curtain, Germany did his best to look tough and glared at the two countries as he said, "You two have absolutely no room to talk when it comes to things like that!"
"Dude, what are you talking about?" the hero asked in confusion, "And why were you behind the curtain?"
"Ve~ Germany, can I come out now as well?" Italy asked as he skipped out from behind the curtain and latched onto Germany's arm. Said country froze as he realised what this must look like.
England and America simply started for a moment, coming to their own conclusions which ended up being the same.
"Germany," Iggy said in disbelief, "You and Italy were..." his voice trailed off and he didn't finish his sentence, so America kindly finished it for him:
"You were having sexy times!"
"N-Nein!" Germany said, doing his best to explain but it was too late.
"Just wait till the other countries here about this, you're gonna be the talk of the century bro!" the hero said happily as he made his way out of the room, followed by Iggy while the other two European countries began to freak out in the room.
"I can't believe we didn't notice anything!" America said in shock, "And I know we were saying it, but I didn't actually believe Germany called so many breaks so that he and Italy could... ya know."
"I agree," said England, "Altough I do wonder what he meant about us having 'no room to talk' earlier... You don't think he perhaps misunderstood that stupid game we were playing did he?"
"Nah," the hero said, waving his hand as if to dismiss the idea. "It's just a funny game is all, Germany's smart enough to know we were only kidding."
"Honestly, a game where you have to tack 'in bed' or 'naked' onto every single sentence you say is simply ludicrous. You come up with the stupidest games America."
"But they're fun!" the bigger nation insisted, "But it's gonna be more fun when we have our drinking competition and you get drunk in no time flat!" he laughed.
"I'll have you know that I can hold my alcohol much better than you," Iggy said indignantly, "I can out drink you any day."
"Yeah, keep dreaming dude."
"Don't be so cocky, git!"
Thus yet another pointless argument broke out between the two countries who were on their way to tell all of the other countries about the things Italy and Germany were getting up to during the breaks (while Italy was busy being a space case as usual and Germany was contemplating suicide).
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Ed-LOVER-92... that is one very weird game you play... and I congratulate you for it! XD I hope I did it in the way that you meant :) Btw: if you re-read the chapter without the 'in bed' or 'naked' then everything seems so innocent :P
Well, that's it for another chappy of this thing. Lemme know what you guys thought cuz it's great hearing from you all ^_^ And don't forget to request something if you have an idea :D
Until next time then~
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