"Ninja Love 2"

By narutofreak14

Chapter 14

"And to think that you were one of the only fan girls that still liked me," said Sasuke. Sakura was starting to fell guilty again. "Let me tell you something Sakura," said Sasuke. "You always saying, 'why can't I be like Naruto?' Well, guess what, I'm not Naruto! I didn't train under Jiraiya. I don't think ramen's the best thing in the world. I'm not perverted. I'm not…"

"I get it!" interrupted Sakura.

"The fact of the matter is…I am not Naruto. I am Sasuke Uchiha. For now on, I'm not going to do things his way. I'm doing it my way! " said Sasuke. "Naruto can just worry about romancing his girl. I'll worry about mine. I'm sorry, but if you don't like, then go find someone else!" Sakura was surprised at what Sasuke said. "Sasuke, I'm the one who should apologize. I never realized how much pressure I was putting on you. But just because I like Hinata's ring better doesn't mean I don't like the necklace you gave me. It's beautiful."

"Well, why the hell didn't you say before I went crazy? You are always saying Naruto does things better than me. Well, I'm trying! 18 years, and I have never known how to romance women. All I know is stuff I see in movies and TV. This stuff is hard for me, Sakura."

"I understand," said Sakura. "And besides, there are a few things you can do that Naruto can't."

"What?" asked Sasuke. Sakura whispered something in his ear, widening his eyes. "Sakura! I don't think this is the place to talk about that!" he said. Sakura just smiled at him.

Hiashi and Choji jus watched the whole thing. "Those two," said Hiashi. "I think Sasuke would make a great husband for Hinata."

"No, I think Naruto would be better for Hinata than Sasuke," said Choji.

"But Sasuke from the legendary Uchiha clan. Naruto is from…no clan," said Hiashi.

"Well that's my opinion," said Choji. He took out another bag of chips. "Let me have some those," said Hiashi.

"Get your own bag," said Choji.

"You dare deny Hiashi Hyuga of the Hyuga clan!?!" Hiashi turned on his Byakugan and poked at Choji's chakra points. Choji didn't feel anything. "Hey, that tickles," giggled Choji. Hiashi tried it again, but all it did was tickling Choji.

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After the pre-show on the Tower of Terror (A/N we all should know what the pre-show for the ride is by now), everyone was shunted into the boiler room. Hanabi was just getting more and more excited, while her sister was getting more and more nervous. The boiler room was themed at bit better than in California Adventure.

Ebisu was the only one who seemed to be impressed about the themeing. "Can you imagine how much time that Disney puts in to detail?" he asked. Everyone seemed that they could care less. "Never mind," he sighed.

"Hey, pervey sage!" said Naruto. "Finish that story about you and strip poker." Jiraiya turned to Tsunade. "Can I?" he asked.

"Why not?" asked Tsunade. "You already said the beginning. Might as well finish it."

"Now, continuing from chapter 13…" continued Jiraiya.

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JIRAIYA'S STORY

Tsunade set out the cards to Jiraiya and Orochimaru, and the game began. Sadly, for Tsunade, it was one bad hand after another. 30 minutes later…she was stripped down to her bra and panties, while her teammates were still fully-clothed. She was trying to best to cover herself with her arms. "This sucks," she thought.

"Come on, Tsunade!" said Jiraiya. "Get your losing cards and get this over with." Tsunade grabbed a new hand. She then realized that, for the first time in her life, she actually had a good hand. After Jiraiya and Orochimaru placed their hands, Tsunade placed her hand. For once, she actually beat both of the two. "What?!?" said Orochimaru. "A good hand?"

"But how?" asked Jiraiya.

"Who cares?" asked Tsunade. "Lady Luck has finally shown up for me! So, lose the shirt." Jiraiya took off his over shirt. "You just got a lucky break," said Jiraiya.

Tsunade continued to have lucky breaks. She kept having good hands. 20 minutes later, Jiraiya and Orochimaru were stripped down to their underwear. "Nice briefs, Orochimaru," said Jiraiya. "That's so manly for you."

"I want to show the ladies my 'stuff' (A/N if you catch my drift)," said Orochimaru.

"My 'stuff' is bigger," said Jiraiya.

"What's up with guys and talking about how big their things are?" asked Tsunade.

"Well at least my package is bigger than your chest," said Jiraiya. Tsunade responded by throwing chips at him (A/N The kind of chips that you eat).

Tsunade got herself a new hand, and she got a good set of cards. "Finally, I'm going to get back at that perverted kid for making fun of me! He thinks my chest is flat? Well, let's see how big he is!" She set her cards down. "Four of a Kind!" she said. "Lose the drawers, Orochimaru!"

"Don't think so," he responded. He set his cards. "Full House!" he said. Tsunade was just shocked while Jiraiya was laughing himself to death. "You lose…again," said Orochimaru. Sadly, Tsunade accepted the loss. She was about to unsnap her bra, when she noticed something in Jiraiya's shirt sleeves. "What's that?" she asked.

"What's what?" asked Jiraiya. Tsunade reach over and……she found several poker cars. All of which seemed to be good sets. "What's this? A good set of cars? Hey, Orochimaru has these cards, too. Interesting," she said, suspiciously. When she looked up, Jiraiya and Orochimaru already ran out the door. "YOU CLOSET PERVERTS! GET BACK HERE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!" shouted Tsunade.

She ended up chasing Jiraiya and Orochimaru through the inn. "Jiraiya, I'll kick your ass twice as hard if you don't get over here!" shouted Tsunade.

"What are you going to do to me?" asked Orochimaru.

"Slow down and find out!" shouted Tsunade.

END OF STORY

"Wait a minute," said Jiraiya. "That story sucked. I ended up with a broken neck and pulled groin after that!" Tsunade couldn't help but laugh. "That's not funny," said Jiraiya.

"Any story where I, scratch that-any women, kicks your ass is a funny story to me!" said Tsunade.

Soon, everyone was shunted into different rows. Ebisu looked at his squad. "Now honorable grandson, if you did not read the signs, this attraction does contain a high-speed drop," said Ebisu.
"We know that Ebisu-sensei," said Moegi.

"Stop treating us like little kids!" said Konohamaru.

"It should be you who should be worried," said Udoh.

"What do you mean?" asked Ebisu.

"You got scared when the baby chick was 'attacking' you," said Moegi.

"He was," said Ebisu.

Hinata was still a little nervous about riding. She looked up and saw that the current elevator was on the 12th floor. She was then surprised by Naruto grabbing her from behind. "Don't be scared, Hinata," he said. "I'm right here." She couldn't help but to grab his hand. "Thank you, Naruto-kun." An elderly bellhop then came on.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, in just a few moments, the elevator doors in front of you will be opening. For your safety, once on board, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the elevator at all times. And please, do take extra care as in to supervising young ones. Thank you."

Konohamaru scooted closer to Hanabi. "You don't have to be scared, Hanabi. I'm right here for you," he said. Hanabi just whacked his head. "Do I have to get a restraining order of something?!?" she asked, angrily.

Then, the elevator doors opened. The bellboy led them inside the elevator. Everyone was expecting Hinata to bail out at this point. When she sat down, unlike in California, she was able to fasten her seatbelt this time. Naruto looked over at her. "Still not backing out?" he asked.

"I'm already this far," she said.

"Are you still nervous?" asked Hanabi.

"A little," she replied.

"Good," said Hanabi.

"Huh?" asked Hinata.

"It makes the ride more exciting," Hanabi said.

After the seatbelt check, the bellhop pushed some buttons. "I hope you enjoy your stay here at the Hollywood Hotel. If there are any questions…" The small elevator gate slammed shut. "Oh! Too late!" he said. This was it! There was no turning back! The elevator doors slammed closed.

TO BE CONTINUED…