Chapter 14: Training Review

Later on, Musaki, Leo, Donny and Mikey walked back to the Training Hall and find Splinter and Shifu standing in the front of the door, like they're expecting them to come. They stopped and Musaki asked, "What's up?"

"How was yoga?" asked Shifu.

"The best yoga session ever."

"How did you do, my sons?" asked Splinter.

"It's pretty impressive. Musaki is a great yoga teacher." Donny said.

"I mean, I could never learn that early." Leo said.

"I could barely learn about it at all." Mikey said.

'That's because you weren't paying attention, little brother."

"Uh, I'm not little, you know."

"I know that, but you're still my little brother."

"Whatever. So, how goes it here, dudes? Anything cool happening?"

"Do I dare ask how was Raph?" asked Donny.

Shifu and Splinter looked at each other and Shifu asked, "Should we tell them?"

"Tell us what?" asked Leo.

"Did something happen?" asked Musaki.

"Well, how should we put this? Let's just say training was a gas today."

"A gas? What does that mean?"

"Hey, Musaki!"

Musaki turns around and sees Mantis, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Zeke and Tigress come over to him. He waved at them and said, "Hey, guys. What's up?"

Mantis started laughing and said, "Man, you should've been there. It was hilarious!"

"And you're laughing because..."

"We taught Raphael a lesson to never mess with you." Viper said.

Musaki's eyes widened and asked, "What did you guys do?"

"We all took shots at him and sparred with him. Tigress wanted to 'take it easy' with him, because she likes him." Zeke said.

"Raphael's okay." Tigress said.

"'Okay?' If there was a time where you two could find yourselves attracted, I would consider you two being the most craziest and by far, kookiest couples ever, a tiger and a turtle. Won't that make us puke?"

"That's just because you've never had a crush!"

"Look who's talking! The only 'crush' you've ever known is the one where you can squeeze someone's head off."

"Okay, okay. Enough. What else happened? Were there any surprises?" asked Musaki.

"Sorry, caught off guard here. Anyways, after we sparred with Raph, Shifu and Splinter think he's learned his lesson, but did he? He wouldn't say a word, because he still thinks he can mess with you, so they brought in their secret weapon-Po."

"Po? Their secret weapon? What did he do?"

Monkey snickered a little and explained to Musaki, "Po sat on Raphael."

Musaki gasped and asked, "He did what?"

"He sat on Raphael's head and then, he let one rip on his face."

"You mean, he..."

Monkey stifled his laughter, but he couldn't keep it locked and just started laughing hysertically. Musaki chuckled a little and asked, "So, you mean to tell me...that Po sat on Raph and farted on his face?"

"Oh, yeah. It was so funny." Zeke said.

Soon, Musaki started laughing hysterically and rolls around on the ground after hearing that. Both Monkey and Musaki were laughing hysterically and then, he asked, "How did I miss this? I would've been there to actually see that."

"It was crazy. After that, Raph surrendered and vowed not to mess with you, but they would call in Po if he does."

Musaki slowed his laughter down and said, "Cool. Between Raph and our Dragon Warrior's collossal butt, this could be easy for me."

"I had to admit, it was pretty funny." Splinter said, with a chuckle.

"But Raphael still has some training to do and this time, you get to spar with him." Shifu said.

"Ooh, I'm liking this already."

"You!"

Musaki turns around and saw Raph, looking extremely ticked at him. Musaki said, "So, I heard the Dragon Warrior 'pooted' on ya. Did you get your air back?"

"That fat tub of a furry panda farted on my face! It was disgusting!"

"Good, cause that's what you get. Dude, I am not scared of you anymore."

"Well, you should be. I want revenge!"

"Raphael! Have you learned nothing?" asked Splinter.

"Why couldn't you stop him?"

"It was the one way we can let you come to your senses."

"Remember, if you plan to mess with him again, just don't forget about what happened today, otherwise my students will repeat it." Shifu said.

Raph turned around and saw the Five and Zeke looking forward to spar with him again. He then turned to Shifu and asked, "You're an evil little panda, ain't ya?"

"They don't call me little panda with big moves for nothing."

"Why are you doing this?"

"If you mess with my students, you're messing with Master Shifu."

"You can't control me."

"Actually, me and your master will control you."

"Sensei, are you gonna let this guy train me hard?"

"Well, you deserve the training and both of us will do anything to get you to stop bullying Musaki-san." Splinter said.

Raph grew more angry and realized that they like Musaki better and it really bothered him a lot. He stared at Musaki and Musaki stared at him and gave him a wink to tease him. Shifu said, "This time, Musaki will spar you."

Raph laughed at what Shifu said to him and asked, "When will this maggot spar with me?"

"Right now."

"What?"

Musaki mocked Raph's laugh and asked, "What you gonna do about it, big shot turtle? I'm the new prince of kung-fu."

"This should be interesting to see." Leo said.

"Think Raph could stand a chance against Musaki?" asked Mikey.

"Not a chance. If anything, I think Raph's gonna get his butt-kicked by a panda." Donny said.

"And you guys can watch too." Musaki said.

"Now, I'm looking forward to see that."

Musaki stared at Raph and said, "You don't want a piece of Lil' Saki."

Oh, snap! The fightfest is on! This is what ya'll been waiting for? Will this fight go too far? Stay tuned!