Uncle B (Intro)- N-Dubz
Kelis POV
I dedicate my success and life to one person and one person only. I can remember everything that she's done for me, all the lessons she's taught and all the help she's given. This woman wasn't my mother, the fabulous Kelly Jones, or my headmistress, the charming Annabelle Fritton, she was my aunt. I nearly came completely off the rails when Mum was having... Let's call it a mid-life crisis. This woman proved that things aren't what they seem and did the impossible and opened Mum's eyes. I'm still in shock at how effortlessly she managed that.
If it wasn't for her I would be dead, she's saved my arse more then she's saved Mum's. I could even be in jail if it wasn't for her and her police dealing ways. I was only caught that time because of my idiot cousin but there is no change there. To this day I still don't know how she knew where I was and how she had got there in time. Over the years she has taught me a few important things. One, Mum can be the world's biggest idiot. Two, Fritton isn't as bad as I thought. And three, she will always be watching.
My aunt is the reason why we didn't end up skint, she always made sure that me and Mum could live comfortably. She even taught me how to make the kind of money she made with her 'business', she taught me a lot. Everything has changed since my head girl days and it's all because of her. She turned it all around and upside down, my aunt fixed almost everything that needed fixing. Mum and I get on better now because of the words my aunt uttered. Fritton is no longer trying to kiss up to me in the hope that I'll accept her. And Dad still annoys me but she wouldn't fix that, she claimed that it was a normal father daughter relationship.
Now you see why I dedicate everything to Auntie B.
I know, I know. 'Oi fam'! Why yous bringin' ya OCs into dis blud?' (I know you all probably don't talk like that but I'm in chav mode) I was going to do this in Annabelle POV and about Carnaby but it didn't fit then Kelis jumped on the band wagon. I was going to skip this one but before this I had to skip 'Virginity', 'Sex' and 'Hallelujah' because... well you get it. I had to skip 'Papa (Can You Hear Me?)' as well because that's going to be in PWF,
Today I learnt that Hallelujah was a song about sex, teach me something else with a review?