"My head.." I groaned loudly as the fat ass got off of my face.

"S-Sorry." Lucy said, her face bright red. I groaned some more while the rest of the class just laughed really loudly. Really loudly. Had my face not been bruised, and probably swollen, I'd most likely have punched them all out. Laughing at ME? Natsu DRAGNEEL? That just doesn't happen.

That damn bitch..

All her fault..

"Natsu, are you okay?" Mr. Conbolt asked, trying to be sincere but it was obvious that he was just trying to hold back his laughter.

"I'm fine." I growled as I stood up, rubbing the newly forming bump on my head. Mr. Conbolt nodded then turned away so that he wasn't facing the class, and then I could hear some really loud laughter that just happened to sound like him.

Coincidence? I think not!

Get the quote? Hee hee..

"I really am sorry Natsu, I lost my grip or something.." Lucy apologized profusely and held out a hand for me to take, which I didn't. I growled at her for a second before getting up on my own, my head pounding. When I was on my feet, I felt the world around me dissolve. Well..not dissolve. Just..turning around in circles I guess? I felt my knees give out on me too, I didn't realize it until I felt a sharp pain in the as they smashed into the ground.

"Natsu? Are you sure you're okay?" Mr. Conbolt asked, looking back over at me. He had a bit more concern in his voice, but not THAT much. He didn't even try to hold in his laughter when he faced me anymore.

"Don't..don't feel good anymore.." I murmured, trying to stand up again, but only to find myself getting even more dizzy then falling back down again.

"Hm, maybe you should go to the nurses office." Someone in the crowd said.

"Noo." I said sarcastically and placed one of my hands on my pounding head. Suddenly, I felt something cold go around my shoulder, then my own arm being placed around someone else's shoulder.

"I'll take him." Lucy said, helping me up. Normally I would object, but considering I could see three Lucys, I figured it might be a smart idea not to. As I stood up, I instantly felt my own body weight trying to crush my legs. I think Lucy noticed it too because as I started to fall down again, she pulled me right back up, letting me use her as a support.

We walked down to the nurses office silently, only sharing the exchange of glances every so often. I didn't really wanna a talk for two reasons though; one, the world seems to be spinning awfully fast today and two; We aren't friends.

Not at all.

So why should I willingly talk to someone I'm not friends with?

I mean..other then to make friends. I don't need to make friends. I have friends.

Some of them *cough* Gray *cough* are dicks, but still. Better than a bitch right? Well..maybe.

Can't say for certain, Gray can really be an ass sometimes. Like that phone call..

That was just awful.

"Say..Natsu, I've been wondering." Lucy spoke up, breaking the silence that lingered in the air. I looked over at her with a bit of confusion and anger, I happened to enjoy the silence between us. "Why are you going fishing so much?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean you've gone every night since I've come back but you don't actually bring back fish." She said, helping a long some more. Is it just me or has the nurse's office gotten a lot longer? Of course it has to get longer right when I actually wanna get there. Do you know how hard it is to make up a good lie when you can't even see straight? Why am I lying you may ask?

Well saying "I'm waiting for a blonde hair cat witch disguised as a mortal" would probably not go very well.

Beep beep

Yesss my savior!

I happily took out my phone to avoid her question, to find out that I'm being called. Not texted. CALLED.

Even better.

"Hello?" I asked into my phone, foolishly not looking at my caller id before I did. Oh so foolishly..

"YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO LISANNA?"

"Hi Erza..." I muttered to the red haired chick on the other side. After this phone call I'm probably going to be deaf...

Deaf and dead...

This my two deaf/deaths.

"WHY HAVEN'T YOU TALKED TO HER YET?" she screamed in my ear, completely dismissing my greeting, which is very rude for the record.

"Haven't had the time?" I said with a shrug, that she couldn't see. I looked over at Lucy, who had quite an amused expression on her face. Bitch..

"I TOLD YOU TO TALK TO HER A WHILE AGO!"

"I've been busy!"

"THEN TALK TO HER NOW!"

"Well technically it's class time so shouldn't YOU be in class?" I asked, earning a few giggles from Lucy, which made me smirk for some odd reason. Must be because of instinct, after all I am quite the prankster.

"Shut up you dolt, it's my free period. Why are YOU answering in class?" She retorted, which made me sweat drop because even if I told her the truth, I'm dead.

Oh so very dead.

"Lucy is bringing me to the nurse, after her fat ass fell on my head-Ow! Hitting me in the head will not help my concussion!"

"I doubt you have you concussion." Lucy rolled her eyes after a small bump started to form on my head.

"Natsu watch your language." Erza warned very loudly may I add "And thank you Lucy for bringing my idiot friend to the nurse's office, I know it's not your fault."

"No problem!" Lucy yelled loud enough so that Erza could hear through the phone.

"But you seem fine so put the f***ing phone down and go talk to Lisanna." She demanded. So much for 'watch your language'. I sighed loudly as I turned off the phone, letting go of Lucy. Thankfully, I didn't fall over. My knees seemed to be doing better but I was still a bit busy.

"Seems like I gotta go, sorry Luce." I said, heading towards the washroom so I could call Lisanna in peac-

Wait..

Did..

I..

Just..

Call..

Her..

Luce?

Sorry D: Long update, short chapter. I'm awful. I know.

I'm so sorry.