Guess what! I am at the beach and it is Jul 4th aaannnd... I HAVE MAH INTERNET BABY!!! *sighs* ok anyways... demon of my heart and mind asked me to add Neko and Briar to my story... and by the looks of it... I think they're gonna be a BIG help.

Happy Independence Day!! ** * * I made fireworks...

I am proud to present, Chapter 14, Kakuzu's Sanity!!


I awoke to the phone ringing, so I went to go get it, "yellow?" I asked, wondering why the heck I said yellow.

"This is Sabaku no Gaara and I want you to tell Astrocam that I am alive and want her to come back."

"WHAT THE HECK DO YA WANT WITH HER!?!"

"She's my wife."

"WHAAAAT?!? SUKARIAA SAID YOU'RE HER BOYFRIEND!!"

"That I am as well."

"YOU'RE SICK! She's having to much fun to hang out with a 14-year-old who is married to a 20-year-old and also has a girlfriend!!"

I slammed the phone onto it's holder.

Apparently, I woke Kakuzu with my screaming. He walked in shirtless and rubbing his eye.

"Why were you yelling?"

"Oh, sorry Kakuzu. I was venting on Gaara."

"hm."

He plopped into a chair and stretched.

The doorbell rang, I opened the door to see to girls who looked as if they were meant for soccer, they must be twins because they looked almost the same.

The first one spoke up,

"We are here to help you, Mojiko-san!"

"Uhhhhh..." How many people know me?

then the other spoke,

"I am Neko and this is Briar!"

"uhhhh..."

Briar smiled,

"You don't talk much, do you?"

I blinked, my face probably looked like this, O_o

"Do you guys wanna come in?"

"Merci!" they said dually.

French?

I heard Neko,

"So what are you going to do today?"

"hm? Oh, that. OK...."

FIVE MINUTES LATER... (I'm not gonna give it away!)

They were both nodding and smilling.

Great! I ran up to get Sukariaa and Astrocam but Deidara's worried comment made me stop.

"Either there's a tall Sasori with mascara or Sabaku no Gaara is comming!"

I ran to the window, and indeed there he was.

The doorbell rang.

I opened the door, he had alot of nerve comming here after what he said on the phone.

"I am here for Atrocam."

I clenched my fists, "ASTRO!"

She came in, wearing Akatsuki pajamas.

"Yes, wha- GAARA!!"

Gaara smiled "Let's go."

"But I'm having fun!"

"I'm taking you either way."

Sand lifted Astrocam in the air and they teleported away, leaving everyone speechless at the scene the had just seen.

I blinked, well anyways... I went back up the stairs.

...............

Now that I had Sukariaa and the twins, I was ready to torment Kakuzu.

We ran over to him, all with weird happy faces I began to sing with Neko and Sukariaa and Briar began to talk his ear off.

"Who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew..."

"Omigosh!HiKakuzu!Ilikerainbowsandunicornsandhappinessandrainbowsandunicorns!whydoyouhavestiches?You'retall.

"The candyman can."

"IthinkGaaraislikesooohotwhenhe'sangry!Doyouthinksotoo?

"Who can take the rainbow..."

Finally, Kakuzu spun around,

"STOP!"

He continued walking.

"STOP! In the name of love, be-fore you break my heart."

"Really?Ilikestopsignstoo!Didyouknowthey'rered?Ilikered!It'slikepink!"

"STOP!"

Kakuzu turned around again,

"Woah, woah, woah, Hold on..."

I began to sing, "Hold on" by the Jonas brothers.

"Hold on, hold on, Hold on!"

A vein throbbed in Kakuzu's head,

"YOU are going to die."

"I want you, I want you so baaaad. I want yoooouuuuu, I want you so baaaad it's driving me mad it's driving me mad it's driving me-"

This went on from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM. We even followed him into the shower!

After we were done, Kakuzu looked at us,

"Are you finished?"

His voice was cracking now.

We nodded slowly.

"Good."

His voice was a bit high now.

He walked to his room and slammed the door, probably to read in peace.

I turned to Neko and Briar,

"Which room are you going to stay in... or are you staying at all?"

"We'll think about that... can we crash here for the night?"

"Sure! I'll set up futons!"

"Thanks."

I lay in my bed that night, thinking about who to do next, I counted them off on my fingers,

Kisame

Sasori

Deidara

Hidan

Itachi

Tobi

Zetsu

Kakuzu

Next was Konan, because I want to do Pein last.

Oh, what should I do... AH! I got it!

Fun, fuuunnnn!

Hey guys! you won't BELIEVE how many times I had to do this over again... I kept losing it! But I did the cut and copy and I didn't loose it!

Happy Independence Day, all Americans!

I would like to thank all those who reviews.

I would like to give a ore personal thanks to Sukariaa Uchiha, for helping me with this chapter.

Also, to Deidara-kunisMine for putting me in her story! All of you people are very nice! So have a Happy Independence Day and enjoy the explosions!

Hold on, Deidara says he has a surprise for me..... AAAAUUUGH!!! HE BLEW ME UP!