Hour 19 of 24 (2:00 AM)
Everybody was wide-awake, despite the fact that it was two in the morning. And for some reason I woke up on the floor. Julie was playing her video game, Jill was staring at her breasts as if they might run off at any second, Claire was helping Leon fix his hair, Chris was talking about the strange dream he had had with Alfred, and Wesker was doing his best to keep me from sitting next to him on the couch.
"Come on!" I pleaded. " Just let me sit down!"
"No. You painted my sunglasses."
"I was a friendly joke. Now let me sit down!"
"No. There's plenty of floor for you to sit on."
"Let me sit on the couch, or I'll sit on your lap." He let me sit down on the couch.
"My spider senses are tingling," Julie said. Everybody looked at her. "Somebody's at the door." She got up and went to the door, out of sight. I could hear somebody mumbling, but none of us could make out what was being said. We heard the door being shut, and Julie walked back into the room with somebody following behind her. The person following her was a slightly chubby female with straightened shoulder-length reddish brown hair, brown eyes behind a pair of black and red glasses, a shirt that said "Hugs, Not Drugs," and ripped up skinny jeans.
"Tell them what you told me," Julie said to her.
"Okay," the stranger said. "There's a sign on this door that says 'Keep Out'. You people can't just go around telling people what to do." I gave her a quizzical look.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm danger. I live downstairs in this apartment complex."
"And you just decided 2 AM was as good a time as any to take a walk around the building?"
"Exactly!" she exclaimed.
"You smell like marijuana," Claire commented, wrinkling her nose. Danger turnd to her.
"I know. Hey, you're kinda hot."
"Are you a lesbian?" Chris asked.
"No, are you?" She waited for an answer, but didn't get one. "Anyways, is it all right if I just hang here with you guys?"
"No," Alfred said.
"Whoa there, little lady, don't get your panties in a knot."
"I'm not a lady!"
"you sound like one."
"She can stay," Julie and me said at the same time. Danger sat on the floor between Leon and Claire.
"Why do they call you Danger?" Leon asked. "Well, Mr. Flippyhair, would you like to find out?" she asked, winking.
"I hardly know you."
"Since when has that stopped anybody?" Danger said as she looked around the room. "Hey, you there, on the couch next to that chick."
'Are you referring to me?" Wesker asked.
"Yes. Why so serious, Playgirl centerfold?"
"What?"
"Well, you're just sitting there looking all serious, and you look like somebody who'd be in a women's porno magazine."
"Don't you have a doughnut to go eat or something?" Wesker said, obviously annoyed.
"Hey, now! I'm not that fat! I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth!"
Do you need some ice for that burn, Wesker? Chris asked, chuckling to himself.
"No, but you're going to need some ice if you don't stop talking."
"I'd cool Wesker down any day," I added. Wesker grimaced, but nobody else paid any attention because they were so used to me making such comments. Danger got up and went to sit down next to Jill.
"Hi," Jill greeted.
"'Ello," Danger said as she poked Jill's boob.
'What are you doing?" Jill asked cautiously.
"Pokin' a boob."
Why?"
"Because they're so pathetic next to mine. Mine are real." Jill scowled at her and moved over to sit next to Chris.
"What'd she say about hers being real?" Chris asked.
"Nothing."
When Jill moved away, danger got up and went over to Julie, who was pushing many different buttons on her video game very quickly in specific combinations.
"No, 'B', damn it, 'B'!" Julie said loudly as she pressed the buttons.
"F13! F13!" Danger screamed. Julie stopped pushing buttons and looked up at danger as the words "YOU LOST THE GAME" flashed across her screen. "Sorry, you were just listing off random letters, I figured I'd just join in the fun."
Julie turned her game off, neatly set it down next to her, and tackled danger.
"Danger is in Danger!" she exclaimed as Julie started ounching her in the face repeatedly. Leon pulled Julie off, and she ran off into the shadows.
"Thanks," Danger said as Leon helped her up. "I owe you something."
"What?"
"Probably a hand-job, maybe a blow-job."
"Are you a prostitute?"
"Yes."
"I've got a buck thirty, how long will that get me?"
'About a minute, maybe two."
"Just long enough! Let's go."
As Leon and Danger headed off for the other room, Claire scolded Leon and Julie hissed from the shadows. There was a knock on the door before Danger and Leon reached the other room. "Police, open up."
"Dammit," Julie swore as she slunk out of the shadows. "If any of you say anything to them about you being here against your wishes, I'll gouge your eyes out."
"You'll never take me alive!" Danger shouted as the door was kicked open. She ran to the window and tried in vain to open it, but it was barred. She was taken down and hand cuffed by a rather large cop.
'You're under arrest for innumerable accounts of prostitution, two accounts of grand theft auto, robbery, and murder in the first degree."
"I swear, the knife slipped out of my hand!" As the cop frisked her, he pulled a large bag of week out of hr back pocket.
"That's not mine!" Danger panicked. "It's his!" She pointed at Alfred.
"He comes, too," the cop said and the other cop cuffed Alfred and dragged him and Danger out.
"It's not mine, she's lying!" Alfred shrieked. He spat in the officer's eyes as he disappeared out of view.
A/N: So, I'll be bringing in Ada next time I do and Apartment chapter. Also, please tell me your opinions on this "danger" character. Next chapter is probably just going to be a bunch of bloopers, and the one after that a special chapter. Then I'll bring Ada in.