Me: Okay! Thanks for reviewing, you know who are! And all that other good stuff!
Ed: Spyrkle10, can't I just kick both of their butts at once?
Me: No. It has to be an awesome fight.
Al: Brother! Something's wrong with Melissa!
Me: Ah! Welcome to the Before The Story Show, and today's guest is Al!
Al: Melissa is sick…
Ed: Well… I already have Marco on it.
Me: So, Al-
Kagome: I need more face-time.
Me: No, it's the Inu gang!
Al: And I think that's the end… Spyrkle10 doesn't own FMA or Inuyasha!
Father: Wait, I SHALL EXIST AGAIN!
Thanks, Al! So, thanks for reviewing, Vocaloid Marmalade86! It was so nice to have a review after so long! I had all that revising, and a lot of delays…. Well, it's Inuyasha's POV, and his 'inner beast' is his demon form. When he starts killing everything. You'll know. Review! Every time you don't, Miroku's followers give birth! Save the epic saga of Miroku and Sango! Please…
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Chapter 14-Time For A Shot!
Inuyasha was doomed. First, he screws it up with Kagome, and broke her heart. He had dreams about how wet her face was at night, and he knew they were real. Then Kikyo goes along and decides to mate him at last. I completely screwed up. But, at least he had Kikyo. Not that he would admit that Kikyo really was better than Kagome. Kagome was more like…. A part of Kikyo he had wanted.
Kagome had also been his best friend. And, he still needed to beat up that Ed guy. He and his whacko brother had ambushed them and forced them to reveal all about the Sacred Jewel. Now, the gang was living in luxury in Kaede's village. He had already built a nice, sturdy house out of oak- and imbued it with every protection spell he could find.
Right now he was lying in bed, Kikyo next to him, covered by a thin nightgown. Kagome's loss was sad, but Kikyo's here. Grrrr… Not now. Inuyasha tentatively sat up. He could smell him. His bastard brother, plotting with that blonde guy with gold eyes. His gold eyes… I'll rip them out of their sockets! Kikyo almost had a miscarriage! The shock almost killed them both…
Inuyasha darted downstairs, threw on his Fire-Rat robe, and threw open the door. But something stopped him. Kagome… She was right in front of him, not knowing he was there. Her body was trembling, and Kaede was hugging her, as if she could stop the tears.
"Inuyasha…" She couldn't sit him. She had taken off his rosary. She couldn't kill him, either. She knew what was inside her. It had been there since the night she returned to him, to the Feudal Era. Since quite a while ago. "I'm going to the well, hanyou…. hanyou filth!"
Sesshomaru and Ed landed. "So I heard it was you who hurt Kagome's feelings…. Did you see her crying back there? Did you know about how I can hear her moans every night? How she sometimes breaks down in front of me? She may be hiding it, but…
"You. Broke. Her." With every word, Ed cracked his knuckles. Inuyasha unsheathed Tetsusaiga. Sesshomaru blinked. Ed threw off his coat, revealing the black shirt beneath. Clapping his hands, Ed's arm changed into a blade. Inuyasha, however, tore Ed's shirt, revealing the well-developed muscles and scars.
Ed made spikes, but Inuyasha just tore through them with Wind Scar. Changing the strategy, he began doing something with a stick. Ed kept dodging Inuyasha's surprisingly slow movements. Finally, Inuyasha landed a hit on Ed.
The blood leaked out of the frightening wound on Ed. Staggering almost, he cautiously placed his hands onto a fragile circle. The icy light materialized into a fine blade that precisely pierced a pressure point on the hanyou's neck. He collapsed onto the ground.
Ed's POV
Man, Sesshomaru got a kick out of that fight he made me perform… poor guy. Probably hates me even more now. Kagome was all the way down the hall, but he could still hear her brokenly whispering of how cruel she had been to Inuyasha. "Al, pass me that book." The book in question was about the history of a nearby healer.
The old woman's walk was slow. Painfully slow. The walk to the infirmary was tedious. The healer had only agreed to help the girl, Rin, if she was attended by the 'cute' Edward Elric. Rin's gasping form was under an expensive warm blanket.
The healer (called Botan) had crushed herbs into a heavy mixture of… blood? Creepy… "Ow! What the hell do you think you're doing you-" Botan had pricked his skin and drawn a crimson drop of blood. Satisfied, the complete concoction was inserted into Rin by a series of needles.
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Okay, so thank you, Tammie4lyf, for reminding me! And everyone, thank you for even glancing at these words on your screen!
Kagome: If you review, please tell about who you think I should get to know!
Ed: But I think of you as a sister!
Sessy: You are not purebred!
Inuyasha: Kikyo is carrying my pups!
Kagome: But (sniffles) you ARE ALL MY CANDIDATES!
Father: Marry me! I shall have a diaper army! ( chortles)
Envy: No, I shall Father!
Lust: ME! ME! ME!
Gluttony: But Lust, you are a girl and she is a girl…
Kouga: But… why not me, Kagome? You're my woman!
Ayame: Remember the rainbow?
Rainbow: THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP IS UPON YOU SUGER FROSTED DONUT CUPCAKE DUNG REPELLANT ANIME CHARACTERS!
Me: Sorry, uh, readers, we were about to ship her to Cuba again… but this time we brought money, so it won't end with a cheese string factory run partially by a mouse.
Al: And Spyrkle10-san baked cookies for anyone who can figure out that reference besides Brother!
Ed: (moans)
Okay, maybe I'll update soon! It all depends on if I get…
Kikyo: (grumbles) TWO REVIEWS!
See ya! (and this chapter was 1000 words)