Before, During and After The Morning Meeting By: Leena-chan.
(Leena's P.O.V)
I was in the shower when I heard a banging on the bathroom door. "What?" I shouted grabbing the shampoo bottle. "Leena-chan I have to go. Can I please go to the bathroom?" I heard Gaara ask. "Well that depends. I don't wanna be in here when you take your morning shit that is if you do that okay." I said lathering my long, brown hair with the substance. "Please hurry or else it will get worse." Gaara said. "What will?" I asked. "My gas. It's bad enough as it is." Gaara answered. "What do you mean?" I asked washing out my shampoo and grabbing the bottle of conditioner. "When I don't take my morning shit I have bad gas and it's not pretty." Gaara said. "Aw. Poor baby. Anyway, go on." I said lathering my hair with the conditioner. "It first started last year when I had bad stomach aches in the morning. Then I figured taking a shit might help. I found out that it did help. Then that started the whole morning routine. Then one day I was late for school and didn't get to take my morning shit. Let's just say that day I had gas that was so bad I stank up the whole classroom." Gaara explained. "Damn that's gotta suck. I remember the time when Naruto had the shits cause he had some bad milk that morning. Was it something like that?" I said washing my body. "Oh yeah I remember that day but that's not why. I'll explain why later. Anyway please hurry or else I'll clear the whole mansion and it won't be pretty." Gaara said. "Alright. Alright." I said finishing my shower. I grabbed my towel and and wrapped it around me. "Go ahead Gaara-kun." I said opening the bathroom door. "I'll be alright besides it's wet in there and I don't like water." Gaara said. "Are you sure?" I asked looking at him skeptically. "Yeah." Gaara said. I noticed he was sweating and he had his hands on his ass. We walked out of my room and into the meeting room. "I have called this meeting to...blah blah blah...Girls Upstairs...blah blah blah...Guys downstairs...blah blah blah..." Naruto droned on and on. I sighed and put my head on the table. I started drifting off to sleep until I heard a faint sound. I looked around for where it came from and saw nothing. I shrugged and went back to drifting off. Then I heard it again only a little louder. Then once more a little louder that the last one. I looked around and then noticed Gaara's sweating, red face. I sent him a look that said, "Are you okay?" He sent me a look back that said, "I hope no one heard that." "So anyway that's abo..." Naruto said stopping for a minute. He sniffed the air. "Oh good lord!" Naruto said covering his nose. "What are you yelling fo..." Sasuke said stopping to smell the air for a minute. "God damn!" Sasuke said covering his nose as well. Soon enough everyone was covering their noses. Except me and Gaara that is. "Actually, hold on." Naruto said. He sniffed the air once more. "It smells like shit and sand, GAARA!" Naruto said realizing it was him. "What?" He asked. "What's wrong?" Naruto asked. "I didn't take my shit today." He whispered softly. "What I can't here you?" Naruto said. "I didn't take my shit today." He said a little louder. "What?" Naruto asked. "I didn't take my shit today." He said a little louder with rising fury. "What?" Naruto said. "I DIDN'T TAKE MY SHIT TODAY! LEENA-CHAN WAS IN THE SHOWER AND SHE GOT THE FLOOR WET. YOU KNOW ME AND WATER DON'T MIX SO I THOUGHT I'D BE OKAY. SO THAT'S WHY I'M LIKE THIS. IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE MY MORNING SHIT YET TODAY!" Gaara snapped before his stomach growled in a nasty tone. He grabbed his somach and groaned in pain. "Let me go see if the floor is dry upstairs okay?" I said giving Gaara a genunine smile. I walked upstairs and thought to myself, "Well that's gotta suck. I feel bad for him. Yet those sounds just turned me on. I know it's weird but it turned my sexual fantasies on. It made me want to hear it up close. I wanted to hear it in my ears. I wanna make it happen during sex. I wanna..." I stopped realizing I was in front of the bathroom door. I opened it and checked the floor. It was dry. I went to Gaara and saw him holding his stomach for dear life. "Gaara it's dry you can go in now." I said giving another genunine smile. He returned the smile before his stomach growled again in that same nasty tone. Gaara groaned in pain. I grabbed his arm and helped him up. We walked up to the bathroom. While we were on the way up I heard that same sound again. I bit my lip to hold back a pleasurable moan. Then I heard it once more. The moan escaped my lips then I gasped covering my mouth. Lucky for me he didn't notice. Until he did it twice in one time. Another moan that was a little louder than the first one escaped my lips and Gaara looked at me. "Does my gas turn you on?" He whispered before four escaped him. I moaned a little louder as if to say yes. "Does this turn you on and make you wet?" He asked undoing my pants and feeling my soaked panties. "I thought you had to go." I said breathing heavily as he touched my wet spot. "Oh yeah. After I do let's play that game again. This time I'll win for sure." He said as we approached my room. I agreed and opened my bedroom door. He went into the bathroom. I heard him release a sigh of relief and realized that he felt better. When he came out he had a smile on his face. "Feel better now?" I asked giving a sarcastic smile. "Yes actually. Much better." Gaara said putting his hands in fists on the sides of his waist. I giggled a little.
"Hey can you tell me more about the whole morning routine thing?" I asked.
"Sure. Well you see I have O.A.G.B or Over Active Gas Bubbles. Only not the kind Mikado has. I have the one that's caused by shit build-up. So if I don't take my shit then the gas bubbles inside of me will build and build until they break past the shit that's bocking their exit and release loud ones that get to be so bad and so powerful that I'll clear this whole mansion and trust me neither the smell or my boxers will be pretty." Gaara explained.
"Why your boxers?" I asked.
"If I let the bubbles get to the point where they come out in numbers of a least ten at a time, then I know I'm one step away from shiting my pants." He told me leaning up against the wall.
"I mean the gas will still be there but it won't be as bad after I take my shit that is." He added.
"Aw. You poor baby. I'm sorry." I said giving him a sympathetic look.
"I was just surprised that I turned you on by releasing my gas build-up." Gaara said.
"I was too." I admitted honestly.
"Here I'll prove it's still there. Poke me here." He said pointing to his bellybutton.
I touched it lightly with my finger.
At least six came out at once.
"Damn that felt good. There's too much pressure. More than my body can handle. If it wasn't for my Jinchuuriki I would've died ages ago. Do it again please." He said.
"Are you sure? I mean you did say when you got to the point where at least ten came out at once that you were one step away from shiting your pants." I asked.
"Yes I'm sure. Besides, that's only if I haven't taken my morning shit. It's the same for the evening too though. I have to shit twice a day. Once in the morning and once at night. If I don't and let it get out of hand then I'll shit my pants." He clarified.
I shrugged my shoulders and touched that same spot again.
At least seven or eight came out at once this time.
"Damn how good it feels to release that unwanted pressure." Gaara said.
"Hey Gaara are you alright in there?" I heard my brother's voice before he knocked on the door.
Gaara kept silent for a few minutes.
"Gaara are you okay in there?" Naruto asked knocking again.
"Leena-chan you might need to bite back another moan. Hold on." Gaara whispered to me.
He touched that spot and at least eight or nine came out at once. I bit back a moan.
"Yeah you're okay. Don't fall in!" Naruto called as he walked away from my door.
I released the moan I was holding back.
"Damn I love releasing that pressure! It feels so much better!" Gaara said.
"Well we have a few minutes before the parties so let's have a quick session then we'll go okay." I said.
"Sounds good to me." Gaara said.
When we finished our session he gave me another love bite.
Then we rushed to get to where we were supposed to be but not before I patched up my love bite.