Naraku's mind games
Kouga wakes up in hell
Kagome was up early and making ramen for breakfast. She thought she'd break the news to kouga when he woke up, so meanwhile, she just handed out ramen, in a particularly good mood due to her revenge last night.
It seemed Inuyasha was in a really good mood too, probably due to the fact that Kouga was going to wake up in hell, stolen of all his dignity. Oh this would be fun.
Kagome smiled at him. "Hey Inuyasha?" she called out, "Want some ramen?"
Just as kouga, still asleep had been subdued three feet in the ground.
What had happened? She thought, confused, just as Inuyasha was rolling on the ground laughing with Sango, who had abandoned her ramen to do such.
Oh now! I didn't assign Kouga his word yet did I?
Oh crap!
What did I say to make him be subdued? I will have to find out.
She slowly repeated each word she just said, dreading the word which would make Kouga dig three more feet in the ground.
"Hey?" she paused. No result. No blue light. "Inuyasha?" Thank goodness it wasn't that! Kouga would rather die then have Inuyasha's name become his subduing word.
"want some ramen?" she said quickly and saw that at the word 'want', he had plummeted three more feet in the ground.
Kouga had finally woken up and had raised his head, clearly confused.
Inuyasha held his hand out and welcomed him. "Welcome to hell, kouga!
A place where Kagome's word rules!"
Inuyasha smiled smugly and looked down at the extremely puzzled wolf who was now looking unbelievingly at the necklace on his chest.
He fell down and started pounding the ground.
"Why! Why oh why?! Why must you hate me?" he was clearly throwing a tantrum, to the delight of Inuyasha, who had taken advantage of this opportunity, and had sat on his back.
"Calm down wolf!" he gasped, barely being able to control his laughter.
"Or rather don't! This is really too funny for me!"
Of course at that kouga gave up and after lying motionless on the ground sprang up, knocking Inuyasha off. In the second of confusion, Kouga had his foot on Inuyasha's neck, and pressed.
Inuyasha was not all set back by the turning of the tables, but instead shook Kouga's foot off and turned upside down, hiding his face in his haori.
His shoulders were shaking, not unlike as if crying.
Kagome knelt down by him. What had gotten into him? He seemed to be having violent mood swings.
As response to her gentle tap on the shoulder, Inuyasha rolled over. There were tears rolling down his face, but from laughter.
"It isn't that funny!" kagome muttered just to calm down Kouga who was now sulking in the corner, though she privately wanted to do the same as Inuyasha. Who knew kouga would take it so childishly?
Good lord! Even sesshomaru was smirking again. Ok...maybe it was funny.
Just to cheer kouga up, she from beside Inuyasha's quivering body rose and sat by Kouga.
He looked defeated, flattened down his ears and turned to Kagome. He looked pitiful for a moment, until he turned away and fell on the ground, pounding and wailing.
"Cheer up kouga!" Kagome gave a sunny smile and continued. "You look really cute when you are having temper tandem!"
At this Inuyasha, just a few feet away, sprang up growling.
Kouga jumped up out of instant happiness and began to taunt him. "Ha! Score! Hey puppy! I just got a compliment from my woman!"
Inuyasha growled. "she.is.not.yours.wolf!"
Sesshomaru looked in interest.
Well, well, well.
Inuyasha protected her from kouga and yet did not lay claim on her himself. Was he really that shy, and immature? He would have to use this to its full advantage. Meanwhile, if it weren't for his mask, he would have been like sango, laughing until his stomach hurt. This was so amusing. Who knew that his pathetic brother and his friends could bring him so much...enjoyment!
He continued to look at the rivals in front of him and kept on struggling to uphold his emotionless mask, although the smirk got through.
Kagome sighed and took a survey of the current situation.
Sango rolling on the floor, Miroku, Rin and Shippo asleep, Sesshomaru staring with that satisfied smile, and Kouga and Inuyasha fighting in front of her. Time to bring this madness to an end!
"Want to sit boy?" she yelled.
They both plummeted to the ground as Sesshomaru smirked even harder.
Oh the glory of those necklaces! Sesshomaru privately thought. One for Jaken would not go amiss.
Sango got up grimacing. She gasped "oowwww...stupid stomach...hurts...not fair...too much laughing!" she fell down again, laughing at the sight of Inuyasha and Kouga raising their heads out of the dirt, even though it really hurt to do that. She crept over to where they both lay, smashed the back of their heads with her boomerang and was finally able to get up.
"Inuyasha raised his head first. "Whaddya do that for?"
"You two were making my stomach hurt by being stupid and making me laugh halfway to death!" she accused.
Kagome snickered.
Now that was one accusation she would love to see the courts of modern Japan sort out.
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Phew!
Done!
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