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Chapter 14

Note: Do not question Kakuzu when he says 'Shut up.'

~Laura's POV

"I shall be right back I'm gonna warn Yuki about Kakuzu and Hidan," I say to Konan who nods with a slight smile. It's a great idea and somehow I have got to tell Pein to tell Hidan he can't swear in the café seeing as it's for all ages meaning little kids too.

I smile back to her while walking out the room and heading for my room to get my phone to call Yuki, my boss.

As I walk to my room I pass Deidara who is still in his Akatsuki cloak and clothes while he has is very wet and dripping water.

"Yo Deidara~!" I yell back to him as I start walking backwards. He calls a 'Yo, yeah' back as he continues to walk to the living room… I think. I shrug to myself and turn round and continue walking to my room.

Once I walk into my room I head for my desk which has my laptop, lamp, some hidden sweets and phone on it. By hidden I mean it's behind my laptop which has a lamp beside it. Hiding the sweets from eye sight.

I put my white cover phone up and take the covering off of it. I open a desk draw, throw the covering into it and take out a yellow covering to match the stars I'm wearing.

I open my phone and see no messages and no missed calls, great, I speed through my contacts to the end and 'start a call' with 'Yukiko Miharu' and quickly after 7 seconds she picks up.

"Moshi-Moshi?" she answers to show she isn't a ghost. It's a Japanese thing; ghosts can only say 'Moshi' once so you say moshi-moshi to proof you're not a ghost.

"Moshi-moshi~ Laura desu," I reply with a grin though she cannot see it. Laura desu means 'this is Laura' I think that or Yuki has been lying to me this whole time.

"Ahh good afternoon Laura," Yuki says from the other side of the phone. "Do you need anything?" she asks since she knows I never really call her. She says never to call her unless you need something since her phone is also her work phone.

"Yeah~ you said you needed extra helpers and I found two guys to help~ one is called Hidan and the other is called Kakuzu," I say through the phone.

"Okay, bring those two over to the café and I'll find a job for those two," she says while I walk out my room with my phone to my ear. Well I was able to get them a job there easy, Yuki knows me super well and she knows I wouldn't ask her for a job for just anybody.

I nod to the phone though she cannot see me, "okay but I must warn you, Hidan is trying to break a swearing habit so he may slip up at times," I lie slightly as I walk pass Kahlan's hidden room which has been opened… whoa these ninjas are good, I couldn't find that room till I felt over and cut myself on the keyhole.

"Okay, see you three soon," she says while hanging up, I also hang up and slid my phone up my sleeve and look inside the room to see Itachi and Pein in there, putting Kahlan's weapons into that item scroll again.

"Hey leader~ I need a word super quick~" I call into the room as he almost bashes his head into the poll above him, probably didn't hear me come to the door or know I was even there.

He turns to me while narrowing his eyes… ha-ha note-to-self: don't surprise Pein. He looks to Itachi as if giving him a silent message before walking to the door and standing beside it, standing tall trying to make me feel small which isn't working, most people I know are bigger than me so I'm used to it.

"What do you what," he asks while crossing his arms before me. I smile slightly while doing it back.

"I was able to get Yuki to get those two a job since she said 'I'll find a job for those two' but can you tell Hidan to not swear while he's there, it's a café for all ages meaning kids and I don't think Yuki would want Hidan swearing near little kids," I say in one huge breath and starts breathing again, oh air… how I missed thee.

Pein nods easily getting what I'm saying and walks out the room, pass me and I think is heading for the living room. I follow after him since its 2:30 meaning I have to leave in a few minutes.

"Kakuzu where is Hidan," Pein asks while looking to Kakuzu who is reading one of my Japanese books which Sasori is also reading… whoa they know where my Japanese books are… kinder obvious since they are in the bookcase.

Kakuzu looks up from his book to Pein as Pein looks to him with a 'well' look.

"Last time I checked," Kakuzu says while thinking for a moment.., last time he checked must have been hours ago, "he was in the kitchen," he finishes while Pein straight away heads for the kitchen leaving Kakuzu to get back into his book.

He is reading my Japanese book called 'Moon Lake' which is a cool murderer book. I love murder books though I hate horror movies.

"Hidan," Pein calls into the kitchen as Hidan looks away from eating his apple while sitting on the kitchen counter, he glares at Hidan for a moment before raising his palm to him. I grin knowing what's going to happen next, "almighty push," he says as Hidan gets pushed off the counter and into the wall then the floor.

I'm guessing Pein didn't want him sitting on the counter since we cook there.

"What the fuck is your fucking problem asshole?!" Hidan swears while getting up from the floor, holding his head and glaring at Pein who glares back.

"Laura has gotten you and Kakuzu the job, while you're there you will not swear," Pein says while narrowing his eyes at Hidan just as he's about to open his mouth and say something,

"go against my order and I will slice your tongue off and throw it down your throat and order Kakuzu to sew your mouth shut for good," Pein threatens while glaring at Hidan with a 'I will do it' look and Hidan quickly closes his mouth, glaring.

Whoa I have learnt to never disagree with Pein though it would be fun to try.

After a last glare from Pein he leaves the room, grabbing my wrist and pulling me with him into the living room. I blink slightly as he does that and then he turns to Kakuzu without narrowing his eyes, showing he is calming down.

"Kakuzu, while you're working make sure Hidan doesn't swear or you have permission to sew his mouth shut when you all get back," Pein says while letting go of my wrist. I pout for a second as my wrist stings but it quickly goes. No mark so I'm good.

Kakuzu nods his head then stands up and puts the book away. I look to the clock in the living room and see its 2:45pm meaning we have to leave any minute now.

"Ahh we gotta go," I say while running to the door and picking up the orange flame umbrella which completely crashes with my stars. Oh well I can always buy an umbrella on the way home, a clear umbrella which will go with everything.

I quickly grab my keys off the cabinet in the hallway and slid them down my sleeve with my phone, no idea how they are able to stay there… I think it's the type of fabric it must have something special about it.

"You're going already?" Kahlan says as she walks over to me as I am by the door, I grin a little while nodding, it's going to be fun with those two at work, maybe I can get Luke and Hidan to have an argument and get Yuki to go against them. Yuki having a go at people is super funny seeing as she insults them in Japanese without them knowing she is insulting them.

"Yep~" I say then hug her; I always hug her when I go seeing as she normally tries to get some work down on the computer as well. "Seeya when I get back~" I grin happily and so does she.

"Okay, make sure those two stay in line or Kakuzu keeps Hidan in line or whatever," she says while hugging back. Her hugs are warm so yeah I love them, "see you when you get back as well," she says as we both let go. I nod and I hear yelling, we both turn to the opening of the living room and see Kakuzu dragging Hidan out by his ear and out the front door, him yelling but not swear… smart.

"Let me go you stupid idiot I can walk you damn bastard!" he yells while clawing at Kakuzu's arm which he doesn't seem to feel. I am guessing Kakuzu is a bastard so it has been used on the right terms.

"Shut up before I sew your eyes shut and your eyes shut to make my point," Kakuzu threatens while glaring at him… okay then kinder confused now.

"Aha see you Kahlan~ you guys can visit the café you know, Yuki says your always welcome," I say while grinning, she loves Kahlan they get along well. I wave while putting my zori on, I love these shoes they are the same as Jiraiya's and I'm sure Konan and Pein have noticed as well.

I wave again as I walk through the door and pull my umbrella up since the clouds look like it could rain at any second now.

Wait I forgot something; I quickly walk back inside and grab a black and white umbrella which is my other umbrella. Kakuzu will need one or Hidan can have his own and we can share. I doubt Hidan will share one he will probably hog it all to himself.

I wave yet again and run slightly to catch up with the other two though I'm confused at why they are speeding ahead if they don't know where they are going.

"See you!" Kahlan yells from the door while waving. I quickly wave while walking beside Kakuzu, I know he won't hurt me unless provoked seeing as I know him from his character profile. I, being smart, I put a password protect on all Naruto related websites last night in case one of the Akatsuki tried to look the anime up. Then again they can't even read, yet along write, English.

Once Kakuzu let go of Hidan's ear, I passed Hidan the umbrella just as it started to rain. I mention Kakuzu to share mine which he did by holding it above the two of us as it started to rain heavy, but watch; when we walk home it will be super sunny.

Once we got there, Yuki quickly gave them; their uniform and their jobs.

Hidan was to be a waiter and Kakuzu a cook, seeing as Kakuzu didn't know how to cook our food he was to watch Mimi cook any orders he didn't know and to memorize them for when they are ordered again. Hidan's job was just to greet people at the door, get them a table and if no one was at the door, to take their orders and give them to Kakuzu seeing as they both read and write Japanese.

Poor Kakuzu isn't allowed to wear his mask so he had to do a jutsu.

So yeah… today is going smoothly so far.

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