EXILE DIB CHAPTER 14:THE NACHO INCIDENT
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And thus, he began the long trek home.
The image on the screen fade to black. A smattering of applause went up. A short Irken with long, thin antennae walked out onstage. He wore a simple tuxedo with an orange tulip in the lapel. A long, thin scar ran over one of his yellow eyes, and a small circle of lens could be seen through the thick mat of scarring. "Well, that's a wrap. Show's over, folks." said Invader Skarrch.
The audience slowly began to file out of the chamber. Suddenly, a shrill voice was heard from outside: "Is this Studio 12? What? Oh, okay." The main doors opened to reveal the unmistakeable figure of Tallest Purple. He glided in, through the crowd, and hovered over to Skarrch. He carefully removed his stage fedora, and popped it in his PAK. "Well, someone dressed for the occasion."
"I see." said Skarrch sarcastically. Purple was wearing a lavender bow-tie over his uniform. "What is it?" Purple handed Skarrch a data-pad. His one good eye widened as he read the message. "It appears there's been a change of plans. We're going to take a short intermission while we sort this out. And by 'we' I mean the producer and I. Help yourselves to the snacks in the auditorium while you wait."
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One intermission later...
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Skarrch walked in, muttering to a darkly clad figure. The figure nodded, and evaporated into fog. "Okay, apparently the show's not over yet. We're going to- Hey, what's that on your face, Purple?"
Purple's face was smeared with a yellow-orange goo. "Nothing." evaded Purple.
"That's nacho cheese, isn't it! You were eating MY NACHOS!" yelled Skarrch. His love of explosives was only topped by his greed for nachos. "I spent 300 monies on that pot!"
"They helped!" Indeed, several members of the audience had cheese on their faces too.
Skarrch growled "We'll talk about this later. Anyway, as I was saying, the producer has decide to make a series out of Exile Dib. And I'll be hosting, along with other minor characters like Purple here."
"HEY!"
"Roll credits."
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Credits
Producer-Daniel Smithers
Director-Invader Skarrch
Host-Invader Skarrch
Human Dib, Invader Skoodge- Invader Larb
Zim- As Himself
Gaz, Professor Membrane, Computer-Matthew Dwicky
AVATAR, Irken Dib- Server Gashloog
Almighty Tallest- Tallest Purple
Varck, Bonn, and Blarr- As Themselves
Tak- As Herself
Catering- Nacho Warehouse
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R&R, as usual. Yes, Skarrch speaks the truth.