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Emmett's POV

I quickly followed Edward and Jasper. Of course, I didn't blame them for signing me up. I even thanked Bella and Rose for cutting my hours shorter. Of course, I was surprised to see my sweet little sister become so much like… me. You know, the revenge and stuff. Now, since the revenge against Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, and Rosalie was done (well, almost. Rose and I had another plan for Alice. Bella and Edward were excused for the second revenge because they cut my hour short by a lot, and Jasper too because he didn't do anything. Alice on the other hand…)

Oh, wait. I had two things to do at the carnival. The concession shift would only be an hour or so. So, I dragged Rose with me as I began my shift at the concession store. Oooh! Cotton candy machine, we meet again! I began to stroke the machine, thinking of all the good times we had had.

"Emmett, what are you? High? What are you doing, stroking a cotton candy machine?" asked Rosalie. She started to back away. I saw a glint of fear and anger in her eyes. Haha, I started to stalk toward her, ready to grab her. "Emmett, what are you doing? Emmett, DON'T!" I lunged at Rosalie. Rosalie protested but I quickly grabbed her and started the cotton candy machine. Ooooooohh, the pink swirls went round and round and round and round… I feel very sleepy……..

Rosalie's POV

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, oh why, did I not stop EMMETT from signing up for the concession stand? Why was I stupid enough to come with him?! Of course he would have dragged me and would attempt to cover cotton candy all over me. Last time Emmett had done it, it was to himself and in the end, Emmett sat in the cotton candy machine. Emmett's plan was to have himself covered all in cotton candy and then, eat it all. The machine broke and Carlisle had to pay for the damages and made Emmett to never do that again. Carlisle hadn't specified it. As far as Emmett knew, he couldn't do it to himself. I looked at Emmett with surprise as he dropped me on the floor. EMMETT! Then I saw his eyes daze off. Hmm. Were these swirls, perhaps, hypnotizing him? I considered putting Emmett in the cotton candy machine and getting him in trouble. After all, he deserved to be punished. Treating me like that. Ugh, and dropping me on this horrible floor that hadn't been dusted in, I'm guessing, a couple decades.

First, I decided to test it. "Emmett, grab a bit of cotton candy and stick it in your face," I said in the most "hypnotic"-like voice I could conjure. Emmett grabbed some and stuck it on his face. Oh! This was going to be interesting! I began to think of something that would teach Emmett to stay away from cotton candy machines and also Alice and I wouldn't be a part of it. Normally, I wouldn't do this, but who knew when there would be another day where Emmett was hypnotized by a cotton candy machine? Hmm.

"Now, do exactly as I say…"

Alice's POV

I was riding the ferris wheel with Jasper. Ah, it was so nice! I saw Edward and Bella enter the tunnel of love. More importantly, I saw that the guys that tried to hit on me, Rose, and Bella, and Todd, were working at the shooting gallery. Guys would always be guys. Suddenly, I began to think of something. Their shift ended in two hours so Emmett could be part of this. I saw the guys go toward the shooting range. Oh, this was going to be so much fun! I quickly told Jasper the plan. He would pass it on to the others…

Emmett's POV

I like totally forgot like what I was like going to do. Ew, cotton candy machine was like totally so decades ago. Suddenly, I saw Rose was standing like right in front of me and she looked as usual totally hot! Oh-mi-god, I saw Edward and like Bella come in and like stare at me like weirdly. Rose was over by them and she was like grinning, like crazy, and like Edward probably was like telling Bella what my thoughts were. That was like not totally cool! I was like totally forgetting like what I was going to do. I, like, decided to go over there with my usually, "Hey, there," like totally!

I strutted over like toward Edward and Bella and totally lovely Rose. I started to talk them. I was like totally wondering what like was with Edward's sense of clothes. Like, what he was like wearing was so last year! Bella looked embarrassed and seemed to like stifle a laugh. Edward was just like looking at Rosalie like approvingly and a surprised glance. Like, what was going on? I totally was not missing things right? Right? Edward, like can you totally tell me what is like going on?...

Edward's POV

"Rose, when is it going to end?" Rosalie looked at me with an evil glance. Wow, I never knew Rose had it in her to do something this evil. Well, then again, it would be interesting to see Alice get to dress up Emmett with him being so enthusiastic. I could see Alice immediately take the chance to embarrass Emmett. Emmett always made of fun of her and shopping.

Flashback:

Alice was running out with Jasper in hand toward the front door. "Bye guys!" she called out. Emmett rolled his eyes away from the TV and looked at her.

"I hope, that you like, have some fun at the mall girls! Tell me all about Meck Jackabs like laytah!" Alice glared at Emmett as she flew out the door. She was ticked off at how Emmett had pronounced Marc Jacobs. She adored that store. She was too happy for Emmett to spoil her day at the mall with Jasper.

It was immensely funny hearing Emmett's thoughts that day. And seeing Emmett do everything Rose had instructed him to do. Who knew cotton candy machines were a lethal weapon on a vampire's dignity sometimes?...

Rose was brilliant. I was going to have to write down Emmett's thoughts and have him sign it. I would keep it later for blackmail whenever I would need it (which was at least once every five years. Emmett liked blackmailing Jasper and I once in a while). I smiled at that thought.

Alice's POV

I started laughing. I saw Emmett talking to the jocks. Their mouths were open at the way Emmett was speaking. Emmett probably wanted to freak them out. I didn't think twice about why Emmett was talking like that and anything about Emmett's future. Big mistake of mine of my whole entire life…

Rosalie's POV

Emmett started to talk like that for the whole shift. He noticed people were giving him weird looks and started to sit farther away from the stand. I smiled sweetly at him. I didn't know it would be this much of a success. "I guess like that we're like fitting in the way we like were planning to!"

"Of course we are Emmett," I cooed. I saw Edward and Bella run off and heard peals of laughter as they ran. They probably went to tell Alice. Oh well. I was having too much fun to care about what they were doing…

One hour later…

Alice's POV
I quickly told Edward before Jasper had a chance. Jasper just shrugged and went off to see Emmett. Emmett came instead, so Jasper's efforts of finding him were wasted. Jasper came after Emmett, a frown on his face.

"So guys, what is like totally going on?" Emmett squealed. Huh. I never knew Emmett squealed. Oh well, I guess he was practicing his freak-out-the-enemies voice. I quickly looked at Edward's face. His expression was unreadable. His eyes were closed though.

"Um, nothing Emmett. Okay guys. I decided to give you a bit of information. There are five guys at the shooting gallery. Todd, the two guys that came on to Rosalie, and a different two guys that came on to Bella. What might happen when you accidentally, hit them with the paint pellets that's in the guns when they are actually supposed to hit the rubber duckies all lined in a row?" I smirked at them. Their eyes seemed to light up with a fire for revenge. I left them to their work…

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