Chapter 14: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
October 1st, 2007
RAW was in Cleveland, Ohio and tonight was the night that Nicole's second music video "You're My One and Only True Love" and also the long-awaited collaboration with Delancey and Rochelle was making its World Premiere.
Delancey was in the Women's Locker Room at the arena on her laptop computer until someone knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" Delancey asked.
"It's Candice," Candice Michelle said from outside.
"Come in."
Then Candice came inside.
"Hey, Delancey," Candice said.
"Hey, Candice. What's up?"
"Oh, I was just looking for you." Then Candice sat next to Delancey. "What are you looking at?"
"Wedding invitations. I'm looking for something fairytale or Disney-like and I'm thinking about what the wording would look like beginning with 'Once upon a time.'"
"That sounds like a story waiting to begin."
"Yeah."
"Hey, Delancey, I really appreciate you being friends with me. I mean, I know in the past we had a falling out and that was stupid."
"Hey, you really impressed everybody with your wrestling moves and you've been kicking a lot of butt. That's what got you to gain my respect."
"Well, you've pretty well yourself. Look hove far you've come. You got a new movie out, you're the WWE Women's Champion, you're engaged to Bobby Lashley, and you're a soon-to-be pop singer with an album coming out next year."
"Yeah, I'm pretty happy about it."
"Delancey, there's something that has been bothering me."
"What?"
"Beth Phoenix and Melina. You know those two are after you and the Women's Title and Beth, she's serious. You saw what she has done to Maria and me. But you, she's not gonna stop until she takes you down. You've escaped her twice."
"Yeah, and I'll keep escaping her. She may have big arms but she's four inches shorter than me. She had a choice to join the good side and she blew it. That's her choice. And Melina, that bitch is gonna keep blaming me again and again but she won't beat me and she won't get the Women's Championship back. So what's the problem?"
"Nothing, I'm just looking out for you."
"Oh, yeah, Melina and the Coach did reach an agreement that she would go out with Hornswoggle and dump him afterwards in exchange for an opportunity at the Women's Championship. Mr. McMahon could possibly go after me now that Hornswoggle is stripped of the Cruiserweight Championship thanks to Vickie Guerrero. Rochelle sure as hell does not like that she's the acting General Manager and Vickie could make Rey's life a living hell and keep Rochelle away from Smackdown for all I know."
"That could be a problem."
"Yeah."
A little later, RAW was on and the boys were in the locker room watching a promo for "Undercover Cheerleader" with the superstars at the premiere discussing who's sexier: me or my character Veronica Perez.
Bobby Lashley: Who do I think is sexier? Delancey Scott or Veronica Perez? That's a tough one.
(The screen shows two pictures of Delancey and her character Veronica Perez with the words "The Women's Champion vs. The Cheerleader.")
CM Punk: I think Veronica Perez is sexier because any guy would go crazy to be with a cheerleader who looks good in a cheerleading uniform...and also a blue bikini.
(Veronica is at the poolside wearing a blue bikini laying on a beach chair next to Tamara.)
Veronica (Delancey): I was born to be a cheerleader.
Maria: Delancey Scott because she's kicks a lot of butt as both a cheerleader and a WWE Diva and she's also the Women's Champion.
Torrie Wilson: I'm gonna have to say Delancey Scott because she's tall, she's beautiful, she's athletic, she's Mexican, she's Italian, and she's everything beyond sexy.
Paul London: I'm gonna have to say Delancey Scott.
Brian Kendrick: Veronica Perez.
Paul London: Delancey Scott.
Brian Kendrick: Veronica Perez.
Candice Michelle: I have to say Delancey Scott because she is an all-around good girl who's got all the moves and all the beauty of a WWE Diva and also a cheerleader.
Triple H: I have to say Veronica Perez because it's formality that she can play dress-up and still be a cheerleader and still look drop dead sexy.
(Veronica walking around campus with Tamara.)
Veronica: Maybe being undercover is a way of a cheerleader because I get to go deep inside.
John Cena: I have to go with Delancey Scott. Why? Because she's a WWE Diva who's tough and sexy and she has all the qualities of a cheerleader to make a guy go crazy like a dressing up a man.
Batista: Delancey Scott. I have to say Delancey Scott because of two things: her free spirit personality and her beauty.
Boyz in Motion: Delancey Scott!
Jeremy: Yeah, baby!
Ron Simmons: Damn.
Bobby Lashley: I have to say Delancey Scott because she has the makings of a WWE Diva: the beauty, the wrestling moves, her exoticness, and her toughness. I think Delancey Scott can beat any cheerleader who steps in the ring with her.
Delancey: If Veronica Perez was real and I met her, I dare her to challenge me to the wrestling ring because a WWE Diva and a cheerleader in that ring, that would make good TV.
(Black screen with the words "In theaters now.")
"Well, the majority says I'm sexier than my character Veronica Perez," Delancey said. "Thanks, guys."
"You're welcome," the boys said.
"Now we got business to discuss."
Then Delancey and the boys left the locker room.
Backstage, William Regal, who made his return as the General Manager, was looking for Hornswoggle, who he was supposed to look after, and then he ran into the Highlanders.
"Gentlemen, have you seen Hornswoggle?" William said.
"Nope," Rory said.
"Excuse me, while you're here, you have the chance to face London and Kendrick tonight and you turned it down. Could you please tell me why?"
"Sure. We refused because we didn't win the match. The only match me and my cousin want is a World Tag Team Championship match, right?"
"Aye," Robbie said.
"You see, we got a lot of criticism for last Monday night on RAW. That was a statement. We came to the WWE with one purpose: to become the World Wrestling tag team champions and we're going to do it whether you like it or not."
Then Delancey and the Boyz in Motion came forward.
"So you didn't win the match, boo-hoo," Delancey said. "Maybe it's because you weren't in that match. So both of you Scottish freaks wanna make a statement? How about you face Jason Straham and Brent Knox of the Boyz in Motion tonight?"
"You got it," Robbie said.
A little later back at the arena, Beth Phoenix's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Beth Phoenix," Lillian Garcia announced.
Beth walked the ramp and got into the ring and she takes the microphone from Lillian before she leaves the ring.
"Hang on, Lillian," Beth said. "There's something I want to say to you and to everybody here. Come here for this. My name is Beth Phoenix and I'm the Glamazon. What that means is that I'm just as beautiful as I am dangerous. And what that also means is that it's really a matter of time before I become the Women's Champion. In fact, Lillian, you know, it's just formality that I beat Delancey Scott this Sunday at No Mercy and as a matter of fact, let's do this right now. I want you to announce the Glamazon as the new WWE Women's Champion. I want you to do that now. Right now, please."
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is the new WWE Women's Champion, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix," Lillian announced, "of course, assuming that you can beat Delancey Scott this Sunday."
As Lillian went to leave the ring, Beth grabs her arm.
"Assuming I'm gonna beat Delancey Scott?" Beth said. "Lillian, I happen to know you have an album coming out next Tuesday. I wonder how easy it's gonna be for you to promote that album with a crushed throat."
Beth shoves Lillian to the ropes and chokes her, but Delancey came out to the ring and she attacks Beth from behind. Delancey jumps on Beth hitting her in the head, punches her, and then Delancey hits a flying clothesline on Beth. Beth rolls out of the ring and begins to talk trash as Delancey checks on Lillian.
Has Beth Phoenix really gone crazy this time? The only throat that will be crushed will be hers if she keeps her act up and she thinks she's gonna beat me and assume she's the Women's Champion? That crazy bitch has got another thing coming if you know what I mean.
A little later, it was time for the World Premiere of Nicole's music video. Nicole's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with John following her.
"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, Nicole Mitchell and the WWE Champion, John Cena," Lillian Garcia announced.
Nicole was wearing a black and gold midriff halter top with a circle rhinestone at the bust, tan pleated miniskirt, black boots, and her hair in ponytails. John and Nicole walked down the ramp and Nicole went up the steps to the apron, dropped down on the apron doing the split, and John slid through her legs. John and Nicole were pumping up the crowd as Brittany's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Jeff Hardy following her.
"Introducing next, Brittany Swanson and the Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Hardy," Lillian announced.
Brittany was wearing a black leather one-strap tank top with large cut-outs showing her stomach, ripped denim jeans, and her hair straight. Jeff and Brittany walked down the ramp holding hands and they got into the ring. Next, Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Dave following her.
"Next, Rochelle Kennedy and the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista," Lillian announced.
Rochelle was wearing a black and gold mini kimono dress, tan boots, and her hair curled. Dave and Rochelle walked down the ramp holding hands and Dave got into the ring first. Rochelle jumped up on the apron, crawled between Dave's legs, and she sexually made her way up inside the ring. Then Delancey's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"And finally, the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.
Delancey was wearing a black and gold split neckline halter top, black and gold capris, black boots, and her hair curled. Delancey raised her Women's Title belt in the air as she walked down the ramp and she jumped on the apron and did her flip to get into the ring.
"Oh, yeah, it's about that time for the World Premiere of my music video along with Rochelle Kennedy and the WWE Women's Champion Delancey Scott," Nicole said. "Who you also see is my husband, the WWE Champion John Cena, Rochelle's husband, the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista, Brittany Swanson, and her main squeeze, the Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Hardy. Why? Well, when Rochelle, Delancey, and I said there were some surprises in the music video, guess what? They're here and you need to see the video for yourself."
"So here it is," Rochelle said onto the microphone, "the moment you all been waiting for. The World Premiere of Nicole's music video along with Rochelle Kennedy……."
"And the WWE Women's Champion Delancey Scott," Delancey said.
"You're My One and Only True Love," the girls said.
(Then the Titantron showed the video and it begins with Jeff coming out a lofty apartment and Brittany doing the same thing across the street. Jeff stares at Brittany as she smiles at him and gets in a car. Then Jeff puts on his helmet as Brittany drives away and Jeff does the same thing riding a motorcycle.)
(The song begins with Nicole, Delancey, and Rochelle inside an individual elevator and Jeff following Brittany throughout the city.)
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
(Nicole)
When you came into my life
You showed me what true love was meant to be
You brought light into my shadows
And made me be your number one priority
(Delancey)
And when you hold me in your arms
The rest of the world seems to disappear
I'm in heaven when I'm with you
And for the first time, I can tell it's real
You're my one and only
My one and only true love
True love
You're my one and only
My one and only true love
True love
True love
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
(Nicole)
So many times before
I thought that I had really found true love
But all I really found
Was someone who would abuse my love
(Rochelle)
Seduction, surrender
To a feeling that is, oh, so new
My heart is on fire,
So Im' giving all my love to you
Oh
You're my one and only
My one and only true love
True love
You're my one and only
My one and only true love
True love
(Whoa-oh) You're my one and only
(Whoa-oh) My one and only true love
True love
(Whoa-oh)You're my one and only
(Whoa-oh) My one and only true love
True love
True love
(Nicole, rapping)
We're two great tastes that taste great together
We'll be around forever and ever
(Delancey, rapping)
A symbol of love that will last through time
A river in France
A statue in the Guggenheim
(Rochelle, rapping)
Tight like a punch from a Tyson blow
I'm in love
You're my one and only
(The video shows Nicole, John, Bobby, Delancey, Dave, and Rochelle making out.)
(Nicole)
It's you and only you
Just you
That I want to share my life with no one in this world
Can bring me all the joy
All the joy you bring
You're my one and only
My one and only true love
True love
You're my one and only
My one and only true love
True love
(Whoa-oh) You're my one and only
(Whoa-oh) My one and only true love
True love
(Whoa-oh) You're my one and only
(Whoa-oh) My one and only true love
True love
After the video ended, the crowd cheered.
"Yeah, hot video, huh?" Nicole said. "Well, in addition to that, my latest album 'Mesmerized' has gone platinum in both the US and in England!" Then the crowd cheered wildly as the gang applauded for Nicole. "I'm so happy right now, I can't begin to say thank you to all you people who bought the album, listened to it, and made this my best one yet. I gotta tell you this……."
Amanda's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with a microphone in her hand. Amanda was wearing a pink leopard velvet spiral trim top, pink leopard velvet miniskirt with a ruffle trim and her hair curled.
"I'm gonna stand right here because of that restraining order of yours," Amanda said, "but still, I'm pissed off right now. Congratulations on your album going platinum in two countries and congratulations on your new music video too. It was sick seeing you and your girlfriends with your men's hands all over you and I was throwing up too."
"So why are you here, Mandy?" Kayla said.
"First of all, don't call me Mandy; second I'm here because I want to challenge all four of you girls to a match at No Mercy. It's a match I like to call……the Gauntlet meaning I can beat all of you Chain Gang Divas and I will do it."
"Mandy," Nicole said, "since you came here, you haven't won a single match. So what makes you think you can beat all of us? Maybe it's because us four can beat you up everytime and you suddenly think that's your advantage? Sorry to burst your bubble, honey, but that's a disadvantage."
"Oh, yeah," Rochelle said, "and tell Randy Orton to stop acting like running away is gonna make him realize he can beat John Cena at No Mercy to become the WWE Champion because it'll only make him realize he cannot beat John Cena because he's scared."
Then Amanda walked away pissed off as everyone in the ring laughed and raised each other's arms in the air as RAW went to a commercial break.
A little later, it was time for the tag team match between Jason and Brent of the Boyz in Motion versus the Highlanders. The Highlanders were already in the ring and the Boyz in Motion's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Delancey following them. The five walked down the ramp and the boys got into the ring first. Then Delancey got on the apron and then she did her flip to get into the ring. Then the boys got on the turnbuckle, raised their arms in the air, and got back down at the same time. Then Delancey, Jason, Brent, Ryan, and Robbie left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Brent and Rory locked up and Brent catches Rory with a knee to the gut and hits a clothesline. Brent shoves Rory into the corner and hits some shoulderblocks. Then Brent hits the ten punches and gave a chop to the chest. Rory tags in Robbie and he tries to charge Brent but Brent leaps over Robbie and lands a superkick to the face. Brent tags in Jason and he gives Robbie a headbutt. Jason headbutts Robbie again and Robbie works into an armbar and Jason counters with a slam. Robbie lands Jason with a takedown and front face lock on Jason. Jason powers out and tags in Brent and then he lands a clothesline on Robbie but Robbie grabs a waist lock and Brent reverses with an elbow followed a back elbow.
Brent gets an Irish whip but Robbie tags in Rory and Brent and Rory go back and forth with punches until Rory hits a headbutt on Brent. Brent tags in Jason and Jason gets a kick to Rory in the gut. Jason punches Rory but Rory responds with a dropkick. Rory works over Jason while Robbie is distracting the referee. Rory hits some punches to Jason and then Brent lands a kick to the head sending Rory down. Brent picks up Rory to the corner and he hits some chops and a back bodydrop. Then Brent hits the American Snap, a fireman's carry dropped into a knee strike to the face and a bulldog slam, to get the pin and the win.
Jason got into the ring and he and Brent hugged each other as the referee raised their arms in the air. Then Jason and Brent left the ring as Delancey, Jason, and Ryan joined them for the celebration. Robbie checked on Rory as Delancey and the boys made fun of them as RAW went to a commercial break.
A little later, it was time for the Divas' match between Rochelle and Melina. Melina's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first from Los Angeles, California, Melina," Lillian announced.
Melina walked down the ramp and then got on the apron and did her infamous ring entrance. Melina prancing around the ring and Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with the rest of the Chain Gang Diva Squad and Delancey following her.
"And her opponent being accompanied by the WWE Women's Champion Delancey Scott, Brittany Swanson, Nicole Mitchell, and Kayla Thompson, from Jacksonville, Florida, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.
Rochelle was wearing a tan one-strap tank top with slits on the side and "Attitude 57" on the front, black bustier, denim chaps and black boyshorts with "RMK" on it meaning the first three initials of Rochelle's full name. Kayla was wearing a black and gold halter top with center and back cutouts and a flashy rhinestone trim and black cropped pants with flowing sharktail hemline bottoms. The five Divas walked down the aisle and Nicole, Brittany, Kayla, and Delancey got into the ring first. Rochelle went around the ring, got up on the apron, and posed before going into the ring. Then she got on the turnbuckles and raised her arms in the air and got back down. Then the rest of the Chain Gang Diva Squad left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Rochelle and Melina start off the match with a collar and elbow tie up and Rochelle tosses Melina down to the mat. The two stared at each other and Rochelle locked up again and Rochelle getting a knee to the midsection and then she tosses Melina by the hair. Rochelle then landed a Lou Thesz Press and landed some punches and then hit a gutbuster for a near fall. Rochelle tosses Melina by the hair again and she pulls Melina's hair before Melina kicks Rochelle by the side of the head and she tries to throw Rochelle into the ring post but Rochelle counters.
Rochelle hits some forearms to Melina followed by a pair of flying clotheslines and Rochelle hits an enzuigiri for a two count. Melina kicks Rochelle in the head again and she gets a two counts and Melina tries to Irish whip Rochelle into the corner but Rochelle lands a headscissors takedown. Melina screams and then she sees Hornswoggle and then Rochelle lands the Whistler for the three count.
"Here is your winner, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.
The referee raised Rochelle's arm in the air as Melina got up holding her head and goes under the ring after Hornswoggle. The Chain Gang Diva Squad and Delancey go to all four sides of the ring looking for Hornswoggle and Melina and Hornswoggle comes out from under the ring where Brittany was with Melina's top. Brittany starts to laugh as Hornswoggle runs around and in the ring twirling Melina's top and Hornswoggle goes underneath the ring again. Then Brittany gets the girls together and Hornswoggle emerges with Melina's pants.
Hornswoggle jumps up and down with Melina's wrestling gear with the girls laughing and Melina pops out from under the ring asking Hornswoggle to give her gear back. Hornswoggle runs to the back and Melina sees Nicole, Brittany, and Rochelle staring at her without noticing that Delancey and Kayla were behind her. Then Kayla went under the ring and pulled Melina out of the ring and Melina was trying to cover her upper body with her panties on as the girls laughed at her. Then Delancey was flaunting her Women's Championship Title belt as Melina got up and ran back up the ramp covering herself as RAW went to a commercial break.
A little later, the boys and I were in the locker room getting ready to ambush Randy Orton when he makes his move sometime during John's match against Mr. Kennedy. We all know he was here at the arena to make a sneak attack but the Boys were not holding back this time.
John's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Nicole, Brittany, Rochelle, and Kayla following him. The four walked down the ramp and got inside the ring and they were pumping up the crowd as usual. Then Mr. Kennedy's entrance theme played and then he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp, got into the ring, and then the microphone lowered down the ceiling.
"I really don't like you," Mr. Kennedy said. "What better way to make a statement here on Monday Night RAW than to take out the top dog and what better a man to commit such an act as Mr. Kennedy." Then Mr. Kennedy walked up to John and said, "Kennedy."
Then the Chain Gang Diva Squad left the ring as John took off his black and orange "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" baseball cap and "Beware of the Dog" t-shirt and threw them to the crowd as the referee called for the bell.
John and Kennedy locked up and Kennedy getting a side headlock and Kennedy hits a shoulder tackle but John hits a hip toss and an armdrag into an arm bar. Kennedy gets to the corner and John releases the hold and Kennedy hits a kick to the midsection followed by a series of kicks to John on the mat. Kennedy chokes John and the referee admonishes Kennedy and John hits an Irish whip followed by a bulldog out of the corner. John hit a punch to Kennedy but Kennedy gets a rake of the eyes.
The action moves outside the ring and Kennedy goes after John and Kennedy slams John's head into the ring steps and then Kennedy rolls in to break up the count. Kennedy rolls John into the ring and Kennedy hits a forearm followed by a DDT to John for a two count and Kennedy gets a reverse chinlock to John but John gets back to his feet and John hits a belly-to-back suplex followed by a drop toe hold and then John locks in the STFU and Kennedy taps.
After the match, Nicole gets back in the ring to check on John but quickly leaves as Randy Orton comes in from out of nowhere and hits an RKO on John. Randy stalks John and he leaves the ring and he grabs the ring steps. And just when Randy was about to hit John with the ring steps, the Boyz in Motion came out into the ring and Jeremy hits a baseball slide to Randy making his face slam in the ring steps. Then Brent and Ryan rearrange the announce table and Jason grabs a television monitor and hits Randy in the head with it. Then the twins grab Randy and Jeremy tells Nicole to come forward. Nicole stares at Randy and gives him a taste of own medicine by kicking him in the face. Then the twins get Randy on the announce table and they slam him breaking the table.
Then the Chain Gang Diva Squad, Delancey, and the Boyz in Motion gathered around Randy and counted him out to ten. They all smiled as then Nicole checked on John as he was holding was his arm and Amanda came out from the curtain to check on Randy as RAW came to a close.
After RAW was over, everyone went back to the hotel and the girls and I were supposed to go out to celebrate Nicole's album going platinum. Well, the night hit a snag because we found out that John suffered a complete tear of his right pectoral tendon during his match against Mr. Kennedy and needed surgery. It meant that John would be out of action for six months to a year and Nicole did not want to believe that and it hit a brick wall towards all of us knowing that the WWE won't be the same without John for a while. For Nicole, it would be heartbreaking without John on the road especially starting on a night like this. For me, I have to postpone the engagement dinner to sometime next month because it wouldn't be joyful with a best man around when there's two.
Delancey came out of the bathroom in her robe after taking a shower and then her cell phone rang. Delancey ran over to her purse on the couch, she took her cell phone and answered the call without bothering to see who called her.
"Hello?" Delancey said.
"Hey, Delancey," Bobby said calling from his house in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
"Hey, Bobby."
"How are you?"
"I'm still torn up about what happened to John; and Nicole, she's pretty devastated right now."
"Poor girl."
"I mean, John is one of my good friends and I never, ever thought this would happen. He's always fighting without having to worry about anything and this happens."
"Hey, I didn't see it coming either. It's a shock to me and it could be a shock to everyone."
"Yeah, like what are we going to do without John Cena? More to that, what is Nicole gonna do without John?"
"I feel sorry for Nicole and I can feel that she's shaken up."
"Yeah, and the rest of the Chain Gang Diva Squad. Hell, I'm not sure who's to blame for John's injury: Randy Orton or Mr. Kennedy?"
"I'd say both. Mr. Kennedy took me out of action and he probably did the same thing to John with Randy taking more of the advantage. That's my opinion."
"Yeah, and we might have to postpone the engagement dinner to next month because we wanted to have the dinner with you, me your mom and your sister, my parents and my grandmother, the maids of honor, and the best men, both John and Dave, too. And I'm supposed to go wedding dress shopping that day with the bridesmaids, Nicole, Rochelle, my mom, and my grandmother, too. Oh, my God, this is crazy."
"Okay, okay, here's an idea. How about we stick to the idea with the engagement dinner being postponed the next month and you can go wedding dress shopping on Saturday, just to save the energy for everybody before No Mercy so the girls can train."
"Yeah, that's a good idea. I love you, Bobby."
"I love you too and guess what?"
"What?"
"I'm coming back in December."
"Are you serious?"
"Yep."
"Okay, I'm starting to feel better now."
"I'm glad. Well, you should probably get some sleep now."
"Yeah, I'm tired. It's been a night. I'll talk to you later."
"Good night, Delancey."
Then Delancey ended the call.
Yeah, that was a good idea from Bobby. Have the engagement dinner next month, train for No Mercy, and go wedding dress shopping Saturday. I know Nicole will be at John's side when he has his surgery and I think I oughta do something nice for her especially with her album going platinum.