Me: I don't want to look after this fight.
Tsuna: Well, Rin-san, can you make Joyce quieter next time? She's really loud and I can't sleep with her yelling…
Cheri: Well she's always really loud and hyper…
Lugwigan: Damn right she is, always making mayhem and disturbing me from working.
Joyce: I DETEST THAT YOU WORKAHOLIC I SHALL SHOOT YOU AFTER FELIX!
Felix: What did I do?
Yamamoto: Ahahaha, maa, maa.
Gokudera: Tenth! I'll blow this woman up so you can sleep!
Tsuna: No thanks Gokudera-kun… I'll rather not sleep than see blown up corpse…
Hibari: What are you guys crowding around for…? I'll bite you all to death…
Tsuna: Hiiiiiiiiiiii!
~Scene in terrible mess, stand by…~
Mukuro: Kufufufu… Rin does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Chrome: … On with the story…
Verdura VS Vogola: Joyce Green VS Lambo
"YEA! Let's GO! GO, GO! MARIANO!" Joyce shouted while cupping her hands to make echoes down the mountain.
"Joyce… I can't take it… You're way too hyper!" The older girl sighed as she tried to catch up to the always hyper active Joyce.
"I'M GOING TO FIGHT A COW! AHAHAHA!" She shouted and laughed.
The observer just stared at the crazy girl who spent all day yesterday, pestering Mariano on the phone about buying her a full rubber suit.
"MARIANO! YOU LOVE ALL GIRLS, RIGHT? BUY ME A RUBBER SUIT! I REFUSE TO GET FRIED!" Joyce shouted at the phone every time she phoned him.
At first he just refused politely, but when it became annoying the line just went dead. After all that hyper shouting and nagging, till four in the morning, Mariano finally surrendered. He sent the rubber suit over with a note that said 'Joyce, stop pestering me and shut up. P.S. Rin-chan let's go on a date!'
Needless to say one girl was happy while the other was annoyed.
Rinan ripped the note to shreds while Joyce ran around the house holding that box of rubber at 7 a.m.
"YAY NOW I CAN TAKE ON THAT COW WITHOUT GETTING SHOCKED!"
"Isn't that considered cheating?" Felix asked while stifling a yawn.
He snatched the box from Joyce when she ran by and inspected the suit. The rest of the family members couldn't sleep last night with her jumping and shouting on the phone. Even their neighbours were disturbed.
The younger girl suddenly went quiet and replied "Would you like your tail chopped off?"
Felix shook his head in silent shock as Joyce spoke in the deadly voice she learned from Rinan.
"Rinan what have you been teaching her?" Lucian asked upon waking from his light nap.
"I didn't teach her anything, I'm just too much of an influence."
"YAY, WHERE'S THE COW?" Joyce shouted.
She was starting to annoy Rinan by making and throwing pathetic snowcubes at her. (Yes snowcubes instead of snowballs because they're shaped in cubes.)
"Like I would know, and you look like a retard wearing that Joyce, makes you all shiny and plastic looking." Rinan replied. Oh, how she wanted to go back, sip coffee, take a nap and not babysit a hyper active calf and a hyper active human. "They're obviously coming, and I doubt they'll leave Lambo on their own."
"Oh, so you mean someone else is going to come with the cow? I wonder who it will be." Joyce questioned her.
She turned around from what she's doing; putting stolen dynamites from Gokudera, courtesy of Felix's handy work, into the snowball-cubes she made.
Rinan saw and shook her head, Joyce might be a little too influenced by her.
"Oi, oi, are you trying to kill the poor calf?" she rhetorically asked, picking one snow-cube up. "Isn't it funnier that we never had an avalanche during the matches? I want to make an AVALANCHE!"
Joyce subjected her answer back to the Hail who directly stared at her; she can't possibly tell her of course there weren't avalanches during the matches since she, herself with Shan have been handling those.
"Yea, I wonder why, but they're really late right now." The lass avoided the question and tapped her watch, staring and waiting as the hand ticked by. "Well that means I still win if they forfeit right?"
The Chinese girl sighed and shook her head in disagreement; the battle wasn't really fair to begin with.
"Sorry we're late!"
"Rinan! Joyce!" Praizel called out followed by Cheri's apology…
Wait, what? Praizel…?
"Praizel, what are you doing here?" Rinan crossed her arms over her black winter coat.
"Actually the whole family is here, the Vongola family too, apart from those in the hospital." Shantel sheepishly pointed out as she walked in on the growing group.
"I can see that Shan, but I'm asking why are you all here."
Rinan's never changing straight face told them that she was not amused.
"Well, Reborn said that the battle's not going to take long anyway, not to include that it's boring just waiting, he suggested we come up and watch the Thunder Guardians' fight." Rinan stared at Kyn's explanation.
She in turn mouthed 'what the…' followed by a declaration of "I'm going back."
"What, why?" Gokudera asked dumbfounded.
"If you're all are here why do I need to babysit Joyce? Not to mention I dislike the cold."
Ange butted in, "But you're the Hail Guardian…"
Rinan frowned, "That has nothing to do with Psychrophobia, Cryophobia or Frigophobia."
Silence fell, apart from Gokudera, Mukuro, Kyn and obviously the 3 tutors the rest didn't seem to know what those three words mean, excluding Hibari who didn't care and hated crowding, and Lambo who was playing snowball fight with Joyce in the distance. This sums up that the only ones that didn't understand were Chrome and Praizel.
Rinan pinched the bridge of her nose. "Psychrophobia, Cryophobia, Frigophobia?"
The two people that didn't know shook their head.
"An abnormal and persistent fear of the cold, including cold weathers and cold objects?"
The two nodded slowly.
"They're just phobia pertaining to the fear of becoming too cold or the cold." Rinan finished explaining.
"Oh…" They understood now.
Rinan's request was denied seeing how Gokudera and the sensible Kyn were always arguing or talking about something in their own world. Shantel was sitting on the snow, reading suspicious 'novels' off her wireless laptop with Chrome reading over her shoulders with a tint of blush.
Praizel tried to fend off Mukuro, since their sisters are occupied; the two talked and went off with a bad start. Rinan stared at them with Cheri ogling beside her, and then they turned to look at the scampering Lambo and Joyce throwing snowballs and snowcubes at each other.
"Reborn, Cheri… I think they forgot why we were here…"
Reborn nodded, Leon his animal partner changed into his customary lime gun. A second later a deafening gunshot could be heard echoing from the place, especially when you're standing right next to it.
"Reborn, warn us next time will you? That way we can protect our ears in time." Cheri pleaded while check if her ears were still working.
"Are you all forgetting what you're here for? We're here for a fight between the Thunder Guardians not playing around."
"Joyce get ready, stop playing around!" The mother shouted, "Ok Orange-Okaa!"
"Call me that again and I'll chop your head off…" Rinan murderously whispered.
"You stupid cow let's finish our snowball fight!" Joyce ignored her in favour of facing her baby opponent.
"Nyahahaha, you can't beat the awesome Lambo!" Joyce got one of her dandy snowcube, shoved one hand in her pocket, rummaging for something.
"Found it…" She took out a box of matches, lighted one and was attempting to light the snowcube. "Ah, shoot…"
"What's wrong?" Cheri asked as Rinan sweat dropped.
"There's dynamite in that snowcube."
"Eh…? Dynamite…?" Joyce lit the electrical cable connected to the blasting cap, which was of course hidden inside the dice of snow. "Take this you annoying cow!"
She threw the snowcube at him, landed square in the face and it blew. Black smoke encircled the place where the calf was standing; everyone else solidifies to where they placed.
They stood there wide eyed, after 5 minutes no one moved, and the smoke had cleared away, Kyn somehow won't enjoy beef meat as much from now on. Lambo lay there, smoke coming off his scorched cow-printed one-piece.
"To… Ler… Ate…" He said like always. "Wah, Lambo-san won't forgive you!"
Screaming, the baby took out his box weapon and lit the flames on his Vongola ring. In a flash of light his animal box, Gyuudon, the Vongola thunder buff, appeared. Joyce frowned at the sight of the charging buffalo and the annoying laughter of Lambo.
"OH GREAT! A BIG COW WITH A SMALL COW! WE CAN HAVE BEEF FOR LUNCH!" Joyce shouted in delight, chucking another snowcube at Lambo, who is riding Gyuudon.
"Gah!" Lambo was not as strong as his bull/buffalo, which was undamaged. Funny how the explosion was colourful... Actually the explosion was in the colour blue.
"To… Ler… Ate… I can't! Lambo-san won't forgive you!"
Lambo pulled out what he always pulls out for his last resort the 10 year later bazooka, as Joyce saw the desperate calf going to jump in the bazooka, she had her usual crazy idea. She ran towards the bazooka kicked Lambo away and held the bazooka in her hands, who to shoot instead… Everyone widened their eyes at her; Lambo was knocked out and ignored, especially when the crazy girl had the bazooka.
She looked to the people available here; she didn't want to see any 10 year later Vongola members, so they're crossed off Reborn included. Kyn might be a good choice, but she wasn't very interested in the 10 year later Cheri. Praizel, not really interesting either, Shantel too, but on the other hand she gazed to her mother. Rinan flinched in wary, no way is she going to be shot by that.
Joyce then gazed back down at the bazooka, should she go in herself instead and see the result of all the 10 year later Verdura? Oh, but then it wouldn't be as fair for the others. (Author: Ah for goodness sake I'm just going to pull out name elimination, ok? Please give me a good person to write for!)
Well you know the saying older person comes first so this times target is… Orange-Okaa! Without warning Joyce shot Rinan with the 10 year later bazooka and the Hail Guardian was so sure she'll jump in it herself and was caught off guard, everyone was waiting for the results. As the pink smoke started to clear everyone was excited to see the 10 year later Rinan, more like they were relived that they weren't the one hit by the bazooka.
Rinan… Excuse me, 10 year later Rinan, was in a… Dress…?
"OH MY GOD ORANGE-OKAA'S IN A DRESS!" Joyce shouted as the smoke vanished.
"Oh yea, this is the time when my younger self was shot by the bazooka." This Rinan spoke in a much calmer and less sarcastic manner. She has longer hair than her younger self which means that she must be growing it. It's still somewhat heavy layered.
"Rinan! Is that an emo styled haircut? I knew you were emo even though you didn't show it!" Praizel exclaimed as she x-rayed the older one.
"Praizel for the last time I am not emo, oh yea you're the younger version not the older one who still kept nagging after 5 years I've had this cut. Will you cut it out?" TYL (Ten-Years-Later) Rinan is more tolerant than the normal; surprisingly she hasn't threatened Praizel to cut the emo talk out.
"Orange-Okaa you're not fun anymore." Joyce said sadly as she pouted.
"Well you're not as crazy, you're just mental, not to mention you're going out with that person…" She murmured as she side glanced at a certain pineapple head, no one notice but Reborn, Cheri and Shantel.
"Do we still blackmail people though at least?" Most of the people around tensed up, Rinan frowned.
"What are you talking about?"
Then they sunk their shoulders in relief.
"Of course we do." Rinan finished answering.
Everyone did an anime drop, if there was one! They just sweat dropped.
"What's with the dress anyway sadistic woman?" Gokudera asked nicely, Rinan was wearing an Alice blue tea length bridesmaid dress, decorating the bottom was black see through frill, the same material that made the flower on the belt.
"Aren't you cold…?" Chrome suddenly asked, surprising everyone, her question actually did make sense.
"Well, yea, I'm wearing a strapless dress in the middle of a snow-covered Mt Fuji." It was more of a fact than a statement. "My time is almost up anyway. Anything else you all want to ask?" Rinan stated quite tiresomely.
"Yea, why are you wearing a dress like that?" Kyn questioned her; she just couldn't believe a dress-wearing Rinan was standing right in front of her. Not even did she wear it when attending those ridiculous balls Mariano held to see her in one of them back in Italy, to be honest Rinan didn't even attend the balls much less wear a dress to one.
"Why? You and Hayato's the reason why and you're asking me? Why the heck am I wearing a bridesmaid dress for no reason?" Everyone without the knowledge of dresses gasped.
"A bridesmaid dress? Kyn's and Gokudera's fault, they're married?" They cry out.
"TO WHO?" Kyn and unexpectedly Gokudera both cried out.
"You two."
Silence.
"What? Who? Which two?" Gokudera frowned; everyone else face palmed but Kyn was obvious to the answer as well.
"The two that shouted 'To who' of course, you're married to each other if you didn't get that well enough, well times up."
Poof!
Pink smoke again surrounded Rinan. Unfortunately for Lambo he was still unconscious without any parental care. Gladly he had a thick layer of clothing, Gyuudon's there with him too to keep him from getting wet by lying on the snow covered ground, what a responsible and mature cow as in the bigger one.
Kyn and Gokudera stared wide eyed at the pink cloud, then to each other.
"Hell NO! I AM NOT MARRIED TO YOU!" They uneasily shouted at each other, our normal sarcastic Rinan was back.
"That was fun, I gathered a lot of blackmail in a rather short amount of time, not to mention the warmth and food was also a treat. But you know, Kyn, why the hell are you up there in a god damn wedding dress, cutting a fancy wedding cake with the Storm Guardian of Vongola? The other couples I saw… There were defiantly some even worse ones though… Be glad, you two are the normal couple; I hope you find happiness at the bottom of my heart filled with darkness like a never ending pit. The fight is over anyway, right? Can we go home now? I'm going."
The two Storm Guardians were flabbergasted, as the others made their way down the mountain and back in the warmer helicopter. "Oh yea someone go get that cow."
"Hey, stop being dumbstruck and hurry up! Can you two being Lambo-kun with you too?" Praizel called as the two Storms, conscious about each other within a 4 meter gap. Went to grab Lambo but stopped as the 4 meter gap came up, Kyn let Gokudera take Lambo since they're both in the same family, Gyuudon went back in his box as Gokudera picked Lambo up. But then again, they're going to be nervous as hell cramping in the small helicopter with each other. Not to mention how were they going to explain to that to their boss?
Rinan smirked as she sat in the warm transport, oh blackmailing is good, but you know she likes seeing paled and disturbed faces: the kind after blackmailing better, and did she come up with some horrible plan for the others.
Omake:
What happens when you have Rinan see the future pairings?
"You know, Gokudera and Kyn weren't the only couples I saw."
Now everyone was listening to her in the cramped hospital room. After they arrived back home after the bazooka event, all of them, even Mukuro and Hibari were forced to the hospital to tell the events.
"Nick was engaged to Praizel," Everyone stared at the two who were red as a tomato.
"Joyce was going out with that blue pineapple head," Mukuro uncomfortably stared wide eyed at Joyce who glanced back.
"Mariano was finally over me, but is engaged to Chrome, poor you Chrome-chan, if he bothers you I'll beat him up for you ok sweetie?" Chrome blushed remembering the Polpo leader who was hitting on her a few days back at the party.
"Lucian, well the TYL Lucian kept glancing at me for some strange reason and when I asked Nick he wouldn't answer me, but I saw a ring on his ring finger, he's married." Lucian stared at her, Rinan nodded back to tell him it was true.
"TYL?" Ange asked.
"Ten year later."
Everyone acknowledged what she meant.
"Shantel was with Futa, you know that boy that came to our house last time, the brown haired one?"
Shantel fought back with a blush. "We get along well because of our love for books ok?"
"But he was kissing you on the lips and all, anyway," Rinan murmured in a statement tone and continued on ignoring the red Shantel.
"Ange's with this red haired glasses wearing guy, I think his name was Irie Shoichi." Ange blinked at her, tilted her head while eating ichigo daifuku.
"Who's that?"
"I have no idea."
"I also saw Ryohei-san with a wavy black haired girl called Hana, you two were married."
He blushed and stuttered a sentence with extreme.
"What about my sister, Kyoko?" He asked.
"Anyway, Felix's married to Andrian, you remember her, right Felix? She's the Cloud Guardian of Polpo."
Rinan told Felix completely ignoring Ryohei.
"… What?" Felix shouted with yet another red face.
Count: Rinan- 12 wins 0 losses, Others- 0 wins 12 losses.
"Hey, Reborn, you know Colonnello right?"
"Oh master?" Ryohei shouted, "Oh the Vongola also know him already, then what about Fon?"
"Yes, we know Fon-san too." Tsuna replied. "They're going out."
"WHAT?" An ear deafening shout was heard coming from the room.
"But they're both guys!" Gokudera shouted, "Love has no boundaries Gokudera."
Yamamoto laughed. Mostly everyone was paled and disturbed from that pairing.
"Oh yea, that reminds me, you know Rambian?"
"Yea…?" Everyone asked, praying that it wasn't anything disturbing. "He has a boyfriend ten years later called Spanner; he's a mechanic from Vongola."
Tsuna gawked at what he was hearing, Spanner with Rambian? He meet Rambian back at the party, he was all over Mariano!
"Oh yea Yamamoto-san, I never knew you were a pedo."
"Eh…?"
"You're going out with I-Pin and you two are planning to get engaged." Yamamoto paled at this; his usual cheerful face is wiped of his smile, the others that was near him, shuffled away a little.
"And I'm not too sure about the next one I'm going to say, I mean I never knew the Varia well. But Belphegor, his name I think is going out with this old man called Kawahira."
'The person that saved us with illusion back in the ten year later world is going out with Belphegor?' Tsuna 'hiiiiiiii-ed' with his voice kept to himself, hopefully.
"What surprised me the most was…" Rinan glanced to Reborn; he changed Leon to his gun shape.
"What, speak now!"
"You were with Viper, as in Mammon, what were you thinking?" Reborn's fedora's shadow skilfully hid his emotions as the room is now dead silent.
"Anyway, these two will make you laugh, I guess they're seriousness attracts to each other. Lugwigan and Gehao."
The rest of the Verdura laughed excluding Lucian who thinks that those two are very messed up and was going to talk to the two about it.
"Kaitlin surprised me; I never thought she liked… Lambo."
"Say what!" Everyone was astonished, Lambo? That spoiled brat? Come again?
"Gokudera, your step-brother-in-law is now Xanxus." Gokudera paled.
"Wait… My sister's married to XANXUS?" He shouted in horror, Tsuna now also 'hiiiiiiiiii-ed' out loud.
"Verde's married this hyperactive Japanese girl called Haru."
"HARU?" Tsuna shouted then 'hiiiiiii-ed',
"That stupid woman? Married to VERDE?" Gokudera shouted.
"Katan is married to Cherylana."
"The Storm and Mist Guardians of Polpo? That's pretty normal." Yea, compared to the other weird pairings till now.
Rinan- 14 wins 0 loses, Others- 0 wins 14 losses.
"Hey Ryohei-san, you wanted to know who your sister married right?"
"EXTREMELY OF COURSE!"
"You know the Rain Guardian of Varia?"
"OH! THAT GUY WITH EXTREMELY NICE HAIR? WHAT ABOUT HIM?"
"He's you brother-in-law which means, Kyoko's husband."
"What…?" Ryohei whispered, quiet for once, that sure shut him up was what Rinan's face expressed.
"Mukuro, what was that person's name from your gang, with the white beanie?"
"Chikusa?"
"Yea, Peter ended up with him." Gawk. "That other player Rovina ended up with his weird sea-green haired guy with this frog hat can't remember his name though…"
'Fran!' Tsuna thought and 'hiiiiiii-ed' loudly.
"Hibari ends up with Dino." Rinan speak honest and straight forwardly, he glared at Rinan who glared back.
"I'll bite that guy to death when I see him…" Hibari readied his tonfa and headed out the door, the place was crowed he was just declared to end up with Dino, he deserve a little beating the crap out of people time.
"If you think all those pairings are weird hear this out, Shamal's with that animal person in Mukuro's gang."
"Ken…?" Chrome muttered quietly.
"Yea, him."
Everyone in the room rushed outside to go to the nearest bathroom, their stomachs are acting up. Lucian, Reborn, Rinan, and Cheri just sat there, Rinan was laughing, Cheri and Lucian very disturbed and Reborn was smirking.
Rinan- 15 wins, Others- 15 losses.
When everyone came back Rinan was ready to start again after stealing some daifuku to eat.
"Aria-san saw Cheri and was attracted to her and the only girl and girl couple I saw was them, I think."
Cheri paled; she was going out with the Sky Acrobaleno? Not to mention she was about ten years her senior, what was she thinking?
"Basil and Skull were together, I saw then hugging each other and stuff." The others were quite over that after hearing the most disturbing pairing.
"Lancia married M.M. she was fairly annoying but got over her money issue." Ah, even more normal.
"Auguste ends up with Milly; they're both in Ninja and everything after all."
Oh, that was very normal.
"Guess who Francelin married?"
"Is it a guy?" Felix asked excited.
"No Felix… It's Lal Mirch."
"You serious? Damn out of all the weird couples, why isn't he in one…" Felix clicked his tongue and let Rinan continue.
"Lucky last, the Vongola boss."
"E-eh…?" Tsuna had a bad feeling about this, his hyper intuition acted up half way between the couple pairing. "Tsuna, you ended up with Alfred."
Tsuna paled, Alfred as in the Sun Guardian of Ninja, he was friendly and nice, but he was a guy…
Tsuna suddenly stopped breathing and fainted. The last thing he could hear was Gokudera shouting planning to kill Alfred while all the others shouted his name.
"Ok fine, I apologise to you all, but some of the couples are true, like Kyn and Gokudera. Praizel and Nick were also true, like Chrome's case, no matter how much I wanted Mariano to die in the future… Shantel and Futa were making out, Ryohei and Hana were married. Ange was going out with that Shoichi guy."
Rinan apologized to Lucian, Cheri, Shantel and Reborn; the others were already asleep, after what happened with all that future couples talk, I think anyone would be tired.
"What about me? Did I really have a ring?" The gazing part didn't bother Lucian; he has to keep a special eye on Rinan in case she did something unbelievable went out of control like always.
"Yea, you really did have that ring on your ring finger, but Nick won't tell me who you're married to. He also said he didn't want to feel TYL Rinan's wrath, which doesn't add up with anything."
The two Verdura Guardians started to think harder. "How about we leave the future to the future and rest for today, you're little scheme had me going there, now I'm really tired, good night you all."
Cheri walked up the stairs and continued her journey to her room.
"Hm… Lucian could have married someone from the mafia or outside…"
"Ah!" Cheri's shout could be heard from her room, the door flew open and she ran downstairs. The others were too tired to hear her being noise. "Rinan, the ring, was it silver?"
"Yes,"
"Did it have 3 gemstones spaced out in the middle?"
"Two topazes with one bloodstone in the middle to be specific, yes…"
"You knew that why…?" Lucian asked with one brow up.
"The TYL Rinan had the exact same one except she had two heliotropes with a topaz in the middle."
The two Guardians paled.
"We're going to sleep." They both said at the same time and hurried off to their own rooms.
Reborn smirked, 'That's for making me pair up with Mammon.'
"I think they're actually pretty cute together." Reborn frowned at Cheri. "What? I have my own opinions."
She went up to her room cheerfully while Reborn went back to the Sawada residences.
Head (Dead) Author's Notes:
Ok, let us remember the pairings again:
PraizelxNick (29)
JoycexMukuro
ChromexMariano
RinanxLuciano
ShantelxFuta
KynxGokudera
RyoheixHana
AngexIrie
The rest were cracks so don't worry about those, I used PONE to pair them up, and it's completely random. Rinan just made them up to scare everyone; the pairings listed above are the actual ones she saw though. The rest… You can ask for the pairings or they'll actually end up like those in the above story… I don't think that'll be very interesting for a long period of time… Especially if I wrote ShamalxKen I think… I'll procrastinate instead.
Adelheid Suzuki: 20 Basil: 84 Bianchi: 88 Bluebell: 06 Chikusa Kakimoto: 49 Colonnello: 56 Daisy: 04 Doctor Shamal: 30 Enma Kozato: 00 Fran: 26 Fuuta: 2 G.: 02 Gamma: 57 Ghost: 52 Glo Xinia: 56
Hana Kurokawa: 87 Haru Miura: 86 Julie Katou: 11 Kaoru Mizuno: 31 Ken Joshima: 14 Kikyo: 99 Knuckle: 79 Koyo Aoba: 54 Kyoko Sasagawa: 95 Lal Mirch: 66 Lussuria: 64 Nana Sawada: 77 Nuts: 72 P. Shitt: 40 Rauji Ooyama: 62 Shoichi Irie: 51 Spanner: 48 Tetsuya Kusakabe: 93 Torikabuto: 16
Yuni: 01 Zakuro: 39 Aria: A Belphegor: B Dino: D Fon: F Giotto: G I-Pin: I Kyoko Sasagawa: K Lambo: L M.M.: M Reborn: R Squalo: S Viper: V Xanxus: X
Rinan's dress (take out space): www. jormabridal. com/tea_ length_bridesmaid /tea_lf071. jpg
Ring (take out space): http: /orori. co. id/base/upload/webpage/image/overview_ring_beautiful. jpg
… Is it the Thunder Guardian or the Lightning? I'm getting confused at this; in Reborn Wiki it says Lightning, in Wikipedia's Reborn! page it says Thunder, people use one please! Whatever I'll use thunder it has less letters and so easier to type, and is Gyuudon a buffalo or a bull…? Whatever they're both types of cows.
Pull out name elimination: It's like pull out of a hat sort of thing, you write the name, letter, whatever on a piece of paper, scrunch it up in equal sizes and pick out until there is only one left. Since it's a name pull: Pull out name, and pull till one: Elimination. So therefore Pull Out Name Elimination, PONE for short, I made it up.
What Actually Happened:
Rinan, TYL! Gokudera and TYL! Kyn:
Rinan: Nice wedding, nice food and warmth finally…
TYL! Kyn: Oh, that's right; you were at Mt Fuji looking after Lambo and Joyce's fight.
TYL! Gokudera: You sure embarrassed us a lot Rinan.
Rinan: *Glint* Oh really, that means… Blackmail! *Grabs the nearest camera and took a photo of TYL! Gokudera and TYL! Kyn*
Rinan, TYL! Nick and TYL! Praizel:
Rinan: *Snaps sneak photo of TYL! Nick and TYL! Praizel kissing* So… You two are married right?
TYL! Nick: Woah! Where did you come from?
TYL! Praizel: Rinan! You got shorter…?
Rinan: ... 'What? Whatever.' *pushes TYL! Nick on to TYL! Praizel's lap and snaps a picture*
Couple: Woah!
Rinan: Who is Lucian married to? I gotta see that.
Nick: Why don't you go ask him yourself?
Rinan, TYL! Shoichi and TYL! Ange:
Rinan: *Sneak shot of TYL! Shoichi and TYL! Ange hugging* Who is this Ange?
TYL! Ange: She's Shoichi, Rinan, remember? Did you shrink?
TYL! Shoichi: I'm Shoichi… Why can you never remember me…?
Rinan: … 'TYL! People are weird…' *Snap*
Rinan, TYL! Futa and TYL! Shantel:
Rinan: *Sneaks another photo of a kissing scene* You've grown up Shan.
TYL! Futa: Rinan-san! Did you shrink? You're shorter than me now…
TYL! Shantel: Rinan! I thought you gave up on spying because it's childish.
Rinan: 'Spying? This is blackmail a lot of difference you know and what is with people saying I've shrunk!'
Rinan, TYL! Mukuro and TYL! Joyce:
Rinan: *Takes picture with mouth open* You're going out with this pineapple head?
TYL! Mukuro: Oh, Rin-chan… But you've approved already…
TYL! Joyce: Kaa-san! Yea, he's right and by the way…
Couple: Have you shrunk?
Rinan: 'God damn it… How much did I grow?' *Snap*
Rinan, TYL! Mariano and TYL! Chrome:
Rinan: *Snap* HOLY F!#IN' SHIT! You're engaged to Chrome, Mariano?
TYL! Mariano: Huh, what are you talking about? I broke up with you because of Chrome.
TYL! Chrome: Rinan-san… Have you shrunk?
Rinan: 'Say what… Broke up with… Me? Mariano? He broke up with me? Isn't it supposed to be the other way round…?' *Walked off spaced out* "Ah who cares." *Snaps pictures of other couples*
Rinan, TYL! Lucian and TYL! Rinan:
TYL! Lucian: Rinan! Wait… You're ten year before Rinan?
Rinan: At least someone realised, the others are retards.
TYL! Lucian: …
Rinan: Lucian? Stop staring and get on with it… *Notices ring* you're married? Who to?
TYL! Lucian: Well… Did you ask Nick?
Rinan: Told me to find you, ah damn times up…
*Poof*
TYL! Lucian: Rinan you're back.
TYL! Rinan: *sigh* I still can't believe no one notice, instead they all thought I shrunk… *face palm*
TYL! Lucian: Cheri also figures out the ring problem you know. You were cute when you were young.
TYL! Rinan: Don't I look the same? Except a bit taller? At least the camera's still here for blackmail, I bottled up all my sadistic personality till this day, and this is going to be fun… *smirk*
TYL! Lucian: The younger one was less violent, evil and way cuter. *sigh* Why did I marry you…?
TYL! Rinan: Ask yourself you proposed.
TYL! Lucian: *sigh* I need to talk to my TYB! (Ten-Year-Before) Self, alone.
Next time on KHR: Version Verdura
The last battle of Vongola VS Verdura then they're off to their all out hot spring trip. Praizel VS Chrome and Mukuro, in a two round battle, who will win? Will it be a draw? Who are the Shimon family in this story?