Fateful Life
Finally! I couldn't update because my internet sucked these days. Anyway on to the chapter.
Before going to school, Shiki and Patty were playing some games in the morning
Shiki: Hahah! Take that!
Patty: You meanie! That was too cheap!
Shiki: You will never beat me in real-time strategy games!
Patty: You suck! You only ran away whenever I was near you!
Shiki: That's real-time strategy games for you
Patty: Cheater!
Shiki: Sure, sure...Let's go to school now, before we are too late
Patty: I'll go with the other girls, so you should go alone
Shiki: Other girls?
Patty: Yutaka, Minami and Hiyori
Shiki: Uhh...I think I know Hiyori
Patty: Really?
Shiki: Yeah, we once met in-
Shiro appeared out of nowhere in front of Shiki's door
Shiro: Shiki! With me! NOW!
Shiki: Huh?
Shiro: Hello Patty-san! Good morning Shiki! Now go! Come on!
Shiki: Stop dragging me! What's wrong with you?
Shiro: Operation started!
Shiki: What? Let's hurry!
Patty: What are you two doing?
Shiki: I'll explain later! See you later Patty!
Shiki and Shiro rushed to school, arriving there they started their so called "Operation"
Shiro: Alright...Here's the plan, I distract Kuroi-sensei and you enter her office and see the answers for the test! Quick before the bell rings for class!
Shiki: Yush! Let's do it!
Shiro: Kuroi-sensei! I got a question! Could you come here for a bit?
Kuroi-sensei: NO! Move your ass and come here!
Shiro: Uh...Please?
Kuroi-sensei: NO!
Shiki: Plan failed...
Shiro: I think we just failed the test...See ya in the same class next year!
Shiki: Yeah!
Hiyori: Uh...Shiki-san?
Shiki: Ah...Hiyori? What are you doing here?
Hiyori: Are you trying to get this?
Shiki: Those are the answers from the test! How did you get them?
Hiyori: Haha, Kuroi-sensei's office was empty 3 minutes ago, Kagami-san said that you probably haven't studied, so I went to get them
Shiki: Hiyori, remind me to rate your manga with a perfect score 10/10
Shiro: You damn saved us!
Shiki and Shiro went to copy the answers before the bell ringed, trying to memorise them
Shiki: Done! We should be able to do well now!
Shiro: Agreed, by the way did you hear?
Shiki: Hear what?
Shiro: A transfer student is coming on our class today...and you know what else?
Shiki: What else?
Shiro: They say she is Hot!
Shiki: Go give her a warm welcome!
Shiro: Agreed!
Shiki: Good luck!
Shiro: Yush! I'm going to greet her now! See ya!
Shiro started running at incredible speed going for the main gates
Shiki: Now that he is out of the way...
Kagami and Tsukasa saw Shiro running and went to ask Shiki about it
Kagami: Shiki? What's wrong with Shiro, running like that?
Shiki: Just some stuff he has to take care of
Kagami: Like what stuff?
Shiki: I don't know...give a warm welcome to the new female transfer student?
Kagami: So he went to flirt with her?
Shiki: She will turn him down...
Kagami: How do you know?
Shiki: Wanna bet? He will be back in 5...4...3...2...1...
Shiro: Hey...
Shiki: See?
Kagami: Ok, I guess you were right...
Shiki: How did it go Shiro?
Shiro: She turned me down in 2 seconds...
Shiki: I expected that...But I thought she would turn you down in much less time
Shiro: Less than 2 seconds?
Shiki: 1 second!
Kagami: Or 0.5 seconds
Shiro: B-But that's not possible!
Shiki: I believe it is
The bell ringed, everyone went silently in class while teasing Shiro
Kuroi-sensei: Now, everyone shut up and listen! We got a new student today!
Male Student 1: Is it a boy or a girl?
Male Student 2: I hope she's a girl!
Female student: I would like the new student to be a nice boy!
Kuroi-sensei: It's a girl
Male student 1: High Five!
Shiki: Why is everyone so hyped for the new student?
Konata: No idea
Shiki: What? How did you hear me! I'm like two seats away from you!
Konata: Details, who needs them?
The new girl walked in, She had brown long hair and was a bit short, but was beautiful in every way
Male student 1: Wow...
Male student 2: The other girls sure are going to get jealous...
The new girl cheerfully introduced herself
Kamiha: Hi everyone! I'm Kamiha Sikara! I'm looking forward to working with you all!
Kuroi-sensei: Yeah, yeah...Uhh, Sit in front of Shiki...
Kamiha: Yes Sensei!
Kuroi-sensei: Shiki! You better show her around the school during lunch break!
Shiki: What? Why me? I don't want to lose my lunch!
Kuroi-sensei: Shut up and accept!
Shiki: What if I don't?
Kuroi-sensei: Hahahahaha...
Shiki heard Kuroi-sensei's evil laugh and immediatly understood what would happen if he didn't accept...
Shiki: I Accept!
Kuroi-sensei: Aww! And I was going to tell someone else to do it...
Shiki: What! You Lie!
Kuroi-sensei: That's not a way to talk to your sensei! Now shut up and sit down!
Many whispers could be heard
Male Student 1: Man, Yamano is so damn lucky!
Male student 2: Yeah...I know
Shiki: Pffft...There goes my lunch...
Shiro: Dude! You are so damn lucky! Why does it always have to be you?
Shiki: Shut up and let me sleep...
The classes were over and it was time for lunch break
Kamiha: So? Can you show me the school? I actually want to eat my lunch but...
Shiki: Don't worry, I TOTALLY understand you!
Kagami and the others were getting ready for lunch, so Kagami was about to ask Shiki
Kagami: Shiki? Coming for lunch?
Shiki: Uh...I have a little job...
Kagami: Job?
Kamiha: He's gonna show me around the school!
Kagami: Huh?
Shiki: Kuroi-sensei...She made me lose my lunch T_T
Kagami: Oh...Good luck I guess...
Kamiha: So! Shall we go?
Shiki: Yeah, yeah... T_T
Kamiha dragged Shiki out of class, while Shiki was sad for his lunch...
Shiki: So..where do you want me to show you first?
Kamiha: Uhh...The teacher's office?
Shiki: Why would you want to know where it is?
Kamiha: So that I never go there...
Shiki: Heh, fine. Let's get done with this quickly then!
Shiki showed Kamiha around school. There were about 5 minutes left for lunch break, so when he was done, he rushed for the cafeteria and saw Kagami and the others ready to leave
Shiki: M-My lunch T_T
Tsukasa: I'm sorry Shiki-san, you were late so we couldn't wait...
Miyuki: Maybe next time, right Shiki-san?
Shiro: Hey Shiki...
Shiro had a perveted face on him...
Shiro: Hehehehe...How did it go?
Shiki: Get off me you creepy pervert!
Konata: He did that to the new girl too!
Shiki: Really?
Shiro: NO!
Konata: YES!
Shiro: NO!
Konata: I got a photo of you doing that!
Shiro: Hey Shorty...You're getting on my nerves!
Kagami: And there goes a boxing match between Shiro and Konata
Shiki: Let them do it, it will be amusing to watch
The bell ringed, lunch break was now over and Shiki had imaginations of him punching Kuroi-sensei in the face
Shiki: Time for class...
Kagami: So...See you all later?
Shiki: Alright...
Everyone went into class , but when Shiki got into class, every male student was looking at him with a killer's face...
Shiki: Gah...What's with everyone!
Shiro: Dude! Everyone seems like they want to kill you!
Shiki: I-I know!
Kuroi-sensei: Hey! Sit down you two!
Shiki: This day is going to be a Baaaaad day...
Shiro: Uh...Sorry dude! You're alone!
Shiki: Traitor!
Shiro: Not my fault if Kuroi-sensei told you to show the new girl around school!
Kuroi-sensei: Hey! Everyone stop looking at Yamano and Hazuto and focus on class! They did nothing wrong this time!
Shiki: sniff Kuroi-sensei! I...I...
Kuroi-sensei: Oh yeah, Yamano, you're gonna clean the toilet after the classes end
Shiki: I hate you!
Uh...Inspired by my experience today _ (Yeah...no Lunch) =(
Review and point out my mistakes! See you on next chapter!